So I have this sex doll I bought a couple years ago and I now

>>729448338
Why don't you use it?

dismember and dissolve in acid

Burn it and fap as it disintegrates into ash.

>>729448338
roll it up in a rug. stick it in the trunk of your car. and dump it out near a river or behind a restaurant.

>>729448451
its a pain to clean and I have to wash the entire thing cause my sweet rubs on it when I use to plow it.

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Donate it to a store as a mannequin
>that feel when you walk by it knowing

send it to an address that doesn't exist and don't put a return address on it.

Sell it on fetlife

yep sell it someone will buy it

>>729448338
>>729449073
this, kinda.
just send it somewhere.
as a prank to someone you hate, or to someone you love.
sell it to some sick fuck on the internet that will buy it.
send it to the house next door or something.

Send it to me?

>>729448338
sell it to someone who would pick it up to make some money

or if you don't even want that anyone can link you to it just burn it. chop it into pieces, put them in bags and burn the bags with some leaves

Mail it to 255 Union Ave. Harrison, NY 10528

>>729448338

don't mail it, just leave it on a park bench at night and someone will pick it up

If u wipe it down, just dump it in your bosses office.

Your not a kid to have a life size doll for your mother to find in the closet.

You must work and unless your boss is ok they you could all at least have a laugh.

If he's an asshole then "he mad" and you. Have a good day over the office politics of having a sex doll at work

make weird sex doll snuff video and post.
alternatively just use it because i'd love to have that thing, i probably wouldn't look for a girlfriend again.

>>729449448
Fuck off underage high school b8

send it to Ice Poseidon

>>729448555
This, trips demand it

>>729448338
I'll give you $20

dress it up, and make weird movies.
or stand it in an a window outfront

willing to mail it? i'd buy that shit

set it up on your porch/balcony as a decoration

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find a dumpster that's hidden away from view, perhaps behind some office, or an apartment complex.

>>729449377
>>729449663
i told you some sick faggot would buy it

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>>729448338
Mail it to idubbbz.

make a POV porno with it. please.
i would love to own that thing.

>>729449663
>fucking a used sex doll
That's super cucked.

>>729449448
>Mail it to 255 Union Ave. Harrison, NY 10528
A high school? Lol

>>729449770
This

>>729449770
Mail it to gay nigger faggot.

Sell it on letgo.com

or give it to some poorfag on /b/ who you know is lonely enough to be happy with one.

>>729449770
actually tho do this!

try to sell it, but if not send it to a youtuber's PO box, preferably one that does PO unboxings

>>729448338
100cm, that's more like Hobbit sized, not person sized...

Can i have it??? Pleeease???

Dress it up and poss it in the park
Have a cam set up to watch people have public sex with it

>>729449810
>implying most women aren't just used sex dolls

>>729449912
Neil Gordon is a gay nigger

Fill every orifice with fireworks, ditch it on a bench, light it off, film for youtube.

>>729448338
Dem titties

Show us it

>>729450144
Dubs have spoken

>>729449770
>>729450035
Mail it to Ian.

go leave it in a ditch on the side of a road or trail and watch from nearby as people shit bricks

post results

>>729448338
Sell it on Craigslist.
Better yet, rent it out.
Oh god, now I need to go fap, fucking thanks, Obama!

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>>729448338
>>729449770
idubbbztv
663 S. Rancho Santa Fe Rd. #816
San Marcos, CA 92078
United States

DO THIS OP. MAKE HISTORY.

take out the pleasure parts and leave it on the street

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Dubs demand you give it to me

>>729450063
that's not his actual doll

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>>729448829
>cause my sweet rubs on it when I use to plow it.
Tell me more about your sweet, anon.

>>729449770
>>729450314
roll

Just chop it up

>>729448338
Sell it to someone or ship it to a friend who might want a go with it.
Also, you could always chop it up/disassemble it and then dispose of it.

>>729450314
foreal OP. you would get away with it. it would be extremely funny. and it would be off your chest for good.

what's the brand and model and stuff?
if i could have this with black hair and a flat chest i could happily die alone

>>729448555
I would love to see this as an episode of cops as they catch little anony

>>729450314
>>729448338
Do this OP and you will be a legend and not just another faggot!

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As much as Ian could use a semen soaked sex doll, I don't think op is willing to pay that much for shipping.

>>729450387
Then we need pics of the actual doll, don't we...

Post pics OP

>>729450314
deliver

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>>729450565
Trips deamdn OP delivar!

>>729448338
Stop being a fucking retard.
Put it in your car.
Drive car behind warehouse
throw in big ass dumpster
cry because your only love is gone

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>>729449810
every woman is a used sex doll >.> but they also pump out chunky blood once a month and taste like old pennies.

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>>729450711
DUBS STILL GOOD ENOUGH

>>729448338
Fuck it on those camwhore sites and rake in the sweet Cash money

>>729450399
Sweet summer sweat... there's plenary off room Hera at the hotel california ,,, any time of year,,, you can find me here...

>>729450591
he probably doesn't actually have one

>>729450130
>>729450773
Sounds like fucking a used sex doll is still cucked.

>>729450833
it's sweet summer sweet faggot

>>729448338
If you have nosy neighbors, wait till late at night. Make a decent bit of noise, enough that they'll notice and then go in your backyard and start digging a grave. Make sure they're watching you. Then drag the doll too the grave and bury it.

It's not illegal to bury a sex doll, and you get to prove your neighbors are nosy cunts.

>>729448338
>I now need to get rid of it cause I don't use it [right now]
Don't get rid of it because you will use it again.

>>729449687
This right here..
if criminals are able to hide actual dead people in them then I'm sure you'll be able to throw a rubber dummy in there

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>>729451031
seriously, make a night of it, once a month, light some candles run a bath, play some music, have a glass of wine with your fuckin' doll you fuckin' loser faggot, and then fuck it.

Slip a GPS unit or phone into it, leave it some where men generally go (like a strip club) in the carpark somewhere then track where it goes.

Start knocking on the door and running and leaving notes in the letter box.

>>729450899
It's his exgf now so it's not cuck

I would buy that shit off you opie if I didn't live with roommates. It would be like having sex with you which is gay but at least I would have a gf.

Under the municipal sanitation sanitation act you are entitled to dispense of one full size mannequin in commercial trash per week untill the end of the month with an r in the months name. After that there would be a fine imposed on the property owner of the commercial dumpster.

Drive into the woods and bury it 6 feet under.

leave it in the car so you can use the carpool lane

>>729449687
That would be the craziest thing i will see yet thrown out at my apartment complex.

You could blackmail people with it. There is so much potential.

>>729451808
Kek

>>729448451
cause it looks like a creepy ass nightmare?

>>729449770
this

>>729448338
Send it to me Ill put it to use anon

>>729452341
send it to this dude. his address is like 255 union ave something

>>729448338
Seriously? HAVE FUN WITH THE DISPOSAL!

>Treat it like a real body.
>See if you can get away with it.
>Post pics for us.
>Wrap in sheet or plastic.
>Throw in some "blood" for effect (colored water, etc)
>Sneak down to car and put in trunk
>Bury "her" somewhere remote
>Post pics of entire process

>>729452511
This

>>729452475
Almost accurate anon Im impressed

Sacrifice it to Satan and let your neighbors watch

>>729448555
Trips demands this

>>729452777
Double trips demands this!

I like the idea of just giving it to some homeless dude. Either he will keep it and guard it jeliously, while the inevitable backstabbing occurs, and another bum steals his girl. Or it will be left someplace that anyone can use it when they want to. And the poor fucks will start getting dick rot, cause they will most likely never clean it.

>>729452511
Dubs checked.

Genius idea checked also

Fucking checked, this is now a get thread

I will give you 50 bucks for it free shipping
list it on eBay

>>729452871
>>729452777
Chek muh trips tho bruh

>>729449687
I did that once years ago....did it at a convenience store dumpster and left. Don't really care if anyone found it. It never made the paper so no one probably knew what it was.

Wrap it in some garbage bags.

I'd rent it out on Craigslist or backpage just imagine the freaks and weirdos that would show up yo fuck it.
Film that shit, post it on the deep web win win.

>>729449770
>>729450314
Pls op

>>729451661
or just toss it out your car window

just throw it out ur front door and let it land where it may, whenever u pass by it jsut look confused and shrug at the neighbors... but never pick it up. just leave it there, pussy up

>>729448338
How hard is it to clean it? I would love to have a fuck that that's in op's picture.

Cover it with ketchup, drive it into the hood,throw it out, get out of your car and pop a few rounds into it and drive away.

>>729448338
I have one of these exact dolls. They are not even that big. Shes like 3 and a half feet or some shit.

>>729452511
THIS

>>729454146
Do you like the size of OP's dolls? Or one the one's that's more proportioned?

>>729450314
op you have to now

>>729450314
Do it op it will be legendary

>>729453135
I kinda like this idea. Find enough autistics and you might be able to charge them to fuck it.