Hey /b/ So my neighbour is a cop (RCMP) and is trying to bust

>>729443916

Letter from a lawyer.

>>729443916
Suck his cock.

>>729444111

Cant argue with those double trips. Letter from the lawyer it is then

>>729443916
you can try not being a faggot stoner

>>729444111
he didn't do anything illegal, he's allowed to take pictures of my house from his by law

Throw some of that broccoli in his window and frame him for having it.

kill him, cops are fags

just ddos

he has a shit ton of rocks in has back yard that must be illegal. like a literal pile 10 feet high

Look man
You can either take it somewhere else.
Or you can fight him, I don't mean fist fight either.
So far he doesn't have shit since he doesn't have the weed you guys smoked, hopefully you didn't toss the blunts in your trash or the yard. If he calls you on it, you guys roll your own smokes.

So that's your defense, of course if he's an ass, he'll keep trying. So no more smoking there, don't stash it there, don't drive with it, NADA. You're a clean civilian.

>which makes him a harassing cop
Now, he hasn't done anything illegal, he hasn't stopped you, called the law on you, nothing yet to constitue harassment, but what you CAN do, is act suspicious as FUCK to get him to harass you!
Invite buddies over that have TONS OF GUNS legally. Drive out, come home, and drive out again 15 minutes later, bring in large paper bags that might be filled with the Devils lettuce, pretend you don't see him snapping his pictures, and when your house gets raided, and all they find is your collection of bad dragon dildos. THEN you can sue him for fucking with you.

>>729443916
Steal one of his uniforms, sell it to me, make good cash

>>729443916

>crack his wifi
>plant CP
>anonymous tip

>>729445949
I like it. But I live with my parents, as im a 19 y/o uni student. So they wouldn't like having the house searched lol. I'm looking for petty bullshit.

>>729446650
That's what I'm thinking. I'm an IT major too so I shouldn't have a lot of trouble with a bit of research online.

>>729443916
move

Stop smoking weed so often. It's just a bad habit and you smell like shit all the time.

>>729443916
Rape

>>729447167
I've smoked at least once a week for 4 years and still get A's. Also I wear a jacket when I smoke so only that jacket and my hair smells, then I just shower.

fag

>>729447425
I'm not saying it makes you dumb. I'm saying you're wasting money and I guarantee you smell like weed all the time.

>>729443916
Sugar his gas if you want to be a dick

>>729447614
seems petty and easy enough, do it op

does he have cameras set up?

>>729447882
I'm not sure. He was using a handheld camera before

My boy lookin' like Ryback.

>>729446675
Knock on his door.
Tell him to stop peeping on you, it's creepy.
He doesn't KNOW it's weed. Unless you're an idiot.

>>729447882
Wear a hat and a bandana on your face, don't come from, or go to, your house.

>>729446781
>IT major
>can't crack a wifi code and drop cp

Lol. You're new here, aren't you?
Kys

>>729449739
>not being le 1337 h4ck3r

you're actually autistic. if you think every retard who goes on this website knows how to crack wifi passwords you're actually as autistic as can be

>>729444330
Take pictures of his house. Make sure he sees you.

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>>729447425
>still get A's
Sometimes I forget how young people on here are.

>>729443916
Convert to Islam. Claim he is spying on you and your friends because he thinks all muslims are terrorists (which they are) the complaints and investigation will taint his career in the Royal Canadian Muslim Police.

>>729443916
Ignore him and by july 1st 2018 it won't be an issue. Tell your friends to be carefull driving, because thats what he's trying to nail then on, impaired driving. No cop or judge is going to waste time prosecuting some kids for posession when the shits gonna be legal next year.

You and your friend could quit being worthless pieces of shit and stop smoking weed?

just an idea, idiot.

>>729450537
this

>some college age idiot is messing with a cop
>going to learn the hard way not to fuck with cops

I like it

>>729450805
those two things aren't necessarily correlated.

many people easily do one without the other.

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>>729444323
>>729447167
>>729450805
>tfw you hate freedom

>>729444716
this!

troll the ever living shit out of him. get some flavored tobaco and smoke it in ur front yard and act stoned giggling until hes takin pix and callin cops

then throw ur "bag of weed omg haha!" into a container filled with pix of k9 human blowjobs. and wait for cops to come demand to open it

when is dude weed lmao legalizing weed? fuckin canada is so dumb. god kill the queen

>>729450805
/thread

Who gives a shit, about the weed it's basically legal in Canada now, all he can do is possibly get someone arrested for a DUI, stop being a fucking pussy and go over to his house, knock on the door and ask him why he's being a faggot taping you guys then tell him you live here too and you won't be intimidated by an idiot fucking rat pig with an inferiority complex then tell him to mind his own fucking business

>>729447425
Bake that shit in a brownie if you don't want to get caught.

The high isn't as strong, but it lasts much longer. You also won't reek of weed.

>>729450911
Case in point. That statement had no "two things". Just one.

OP confirmed worthless and a faggot

>>729446675
>petty bullshit

Pour drano crystals all over his lawn in the middle of the night or dump some in sprinkler pipes.

>>729443916
Get a VPN and start signing him up for every free gay mail-to-home literature you can find. Get his home phone and post it on craigslist advertising free scrap metal in as many different cities as possible.

>>729451037
trump's prez now.

we voted for a police state years ago, and now we have our emperor king to finally cleanse the country of all low-level drug crime

>>729451274
one was being a worthless piece of shit (which you obviously are), and the other was smoking weed.

https://www.aircrack-ng.org/doku.php?id=deauthentication

>>729443916
Take sugar-free gummy bears and put that shit into a mason jar. Put it into a gift bag and make it all Easter-themed. If you are feeling extra evil, make a laxative/powdered sugar/citric acid coating for the gummy bears (the sugar and acid will cancel the taste of the laxative).

Leave it on his front doorstep.

He'll eat it and will get uncontrollable diarrhea. Best part is that he can't get you in trouble for anything because he voluntarily ate the gummy bears.

Best if done anonymously.

Literally, burn his house down, even if he has a family. Every cop in history deserves to retire with bullets in their heads.

get shitty laptop, loop deauth packets.

He'll only be able to use wired.

If he's on WEP, just crack it.

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>>729451221
Wtf are you even attempting to say?

>>729451463
are you 50 yo?

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>>729451828
You're a nigger, aren't you?

>>729443916

either op has a friend in the pd that is feeding him the info that the cop is "trying to bust my friends" and "put a flag on a friends license plate" since police don't share info on ongoing investigations...

or...

op is just a huge faggot.

>>729443916
plant Marijuanas in his trunk

>>729443916
Feed him some edibles and then say he was smoking with you.

Bribe Jehovah's witnesses into harassing him.

Tell Lahey to fuck off.

>>729452156
Let's go with option 2 since you can't just flag a license plate and request extra searches without reasonable suspicion. OP is full of shit

>>729452156
NO op is always a faggot. its matters if he is lying or not.

>>729451221
thank you for this, every cop needs to see this tbh

>>729452735
I think cops will want to continue filling their quota until the law is put into effect. That's just the way cops are.

>>729452156
I could see the cop "warning" the kid.

probably trying to scare them. or just being an asshole.

>>729452673
I asked a family member of mine if I could get in trouble and he said the plate had a note attached to it.

>>729444252
counterproposal: cock the sucker :3

>>729451994
no and im glad im not. niggers arent the only ones police fuck with. they get paid 60-100k(average) after 6 months of training, and expect the world to suck their dick. Hopefully, soon it will be open season on pigs.

>>729453013
He's trying to bust us for DUI, because technically according to the law basically any amount of weed is DUI

>>729452735
i agree with this. i lived next to a cop for years, and as long as you don't act like an ass your fine.

when i bought my house he found out i was on parole, he asked my agent when he was leaving my house what my charge was, and my agent said none of your fucking business.

took him about a month to realize i wasn't a dipshit, because i didn't act a fool.

Stop being a useless stoner faggot and grow the fuck up.

Send his address a bunch of shit, USPS ships priority/flat rate boxes for free, send him thousands of them. If you know his number sign go to health and car insurance places and ask to be contacted with his info, they will call him all the time. Order pizza to his house every day or from multiple places on a day. I did it to my neighbor who was a dickbag and he literally moved after three months of boxes and pizza delievery guys knocking on his door every day.

>>729453327
Does he have a dog? If so kill it.

>>729446675
If you want petty just egg his car, it'll fuck with the paint.

>>729443916
Your friend shouldn't have been a nigger. Tell him to lay of the dope and get a job to become a contributing member of society. I hope he ends up in prison and gets but fucked.

>>729453480
you should be culled

>>729453187
now you're saying that the cop put a sticky note on your friends license plate?

>>729453327
do you have any actual reason to think this other than your a 19 yr old kid that hates cops because since weed grows in the ground and should be legal, and THE MAN is keeping you down?

>>729443916
Maybe he doesn't want your scumbag friends driving high and killing an innocent person

>>729453327
well, he should you retarded fucking druggie.

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Let's pretend you're not being a paranoid pothead right now;

Fucking with your cop neighbor is going to turn this casual irritation into a full fledged crusade against you. And now in addition to just a suspicion of drugs, you're going to be looking at a whole myriad of actual law breaking offenses.

Good luck with that, kiddo.

>>729453642
yah because smoking weed is close to, or even in the same realm as alcohol??

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>>729453013
its a generational thing
old timers remember their grandparents using physical pain coercion or public shaming with community reenforcement

old timers act this out by behaving as OP described.

theyre asleep sheep, probably working for corporate america. what they dont realize is how soon theyll be in a geriatric ward. sad!

>>729443916
if it already happened he basically can't do shit
he would know this already if he's a cop

>>729453702
lol, I wonder if you're a cop

>>729449974
Backtrack2 and beyonD, NEXT
every faggot here should be able to crack a WiFi password fukface. Where has the culture gone

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>>729445949
>bad dragon dildos

>>729446781
>IT major
>HURR HIS WIFI REACHES MY HOUSE SO I CAN DDOS HIM

>>729443916
Amerifag here, idk how things work in Canada exactly, but it seems like an abuse of power for him to have your friend's car flagged like that. Could you call the station and ask for Officer X's superior, and make a complaint that he's invading your privacy in your home and abusing his authority? GL

>>729453305
So you're jealous of how much money they make? I don't understand. I mean, even with 6 months of training the job they're training for is dealing with angry shmucks like you all day every day.

>>729453768
since > 0.5%o counts as drunk driving: yes it is.

>>729453955
wifi reaches my house so i can crack it dipshit,

I can DOS him anytime I fucking want

>>729454011
good idea

>>729443916
Poop on the hood of his car.

>>729443916
fuck his wife

>>729454184
I dont understand what that has to do with smoking weed...

>>729443916
wtf would you ddos???? his fucking gmail? grow the fuck up and get a job druggie

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>>729454212
*DDOS

you can't even get that right.

>>729454551
did you read the post i replied to ?

>>729454181
lol I literally make twice that in a year. and I dont have to steal or ruin someones life to make that happen hahaha

>wait one year
>weed will be legal
>retard

>>729454181
and they ought to not get immunity. same with government officials enforcing policy. but all those struggle session jalapnos get immunity

>>729453745
thats great! i looove watching authoritarian hypocricy!

>>729453550
>i demand you be a wage slave! i support income and sales tax!

get rekt. this is america.

>>729453305
islam isnt done spreading through prison but its prety fuckin obvious allah is giving america to muslims

>>729454212
you can crack it. OOH BOY YOU can get his password and then either ddos a local IP which will do nothing or ddos his external IP which (assuming his ports are all closed, which they probably are) will also do nothing
GOT EM

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>>729454649
you sir, are stupid.

>>729454422
during my wee lad years we tried to get a friend to do this to a kid we all hated yet still hung out with us.

he ended up just letting loose a massive fart that reverberated off the hood and amplified the sound.. good times.

OP is a confirmed faggot. He's butthurt because he now has to dodge smoking weed from his parents AND his neighbour.

Grow the fuck up, get a job, rent an apartment and stop being you.

>>729454184
>>729454676
yah, but what does blowing 0.5% have to do with weed? Smoking and drinking arent even remotely the same thing.

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>>plotting to hack a leo wifi
better keep that shit on the containment board or enjoy going dark in prison

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>>729443916
Order every possible service to his house ALL the time. Pizza, Taxi, Chinese, Wimpy's, Uber, Gay magazine subscription, etc.

What province are you op? Bc here

>>729454940
DDoS is a distributed denial of service attack.

DOS is an operating system.

in the orient, when someone has failed as much as you have, to save their dignity, they would fall on their own sword.

now im not saying you should an hero, but maybe step away from the keyboard for a moment, or just go to bed. 10th grade starts early in the am.

Maybe you selfish fucks shouldn't drive impaired

>>729455347
confirmed
OP doesn't know what he's talking about and should lurk /g/ moar or maybe not say "hurr i'm IT major"

>>729455399

VIrGIN FAGGOT DETECTED, UNDERAGE B&

>>729453768
The one time in my life I ever got into a car with a high driver who said he drives fine, he nearly drove into a concrete wall and killed us all because he was spaced out. Not hard to believe people can die due to it. It is in the same realm.

>>729455091
the point is that the effects of 0.5%o don't impair you any more than smoking some weed.

>>729455465
he's a fucking stoner, did you really expect him to have an IQ above 60 ?

don't do drugs

>>729445253
Build your rockpile bigger. Establish your dominance.

>>729455866
I am too and I've got at least a 61

>>729455922
>>729455866
maybe even a 62

>>729455643
>disclaimer: anecdotal evidence

>>729455866
I work in tech in Seattle for the past 15 years and almost all of us smoke weed. And we make more money than you do.

Have a good day!

>>729443916
restraining order.

>>729455732
wtf is wrong with you?

there is no measurement for thc as it applies to legal limits.

there is a difference between drinking one beer that would register a .5% and smoking two bowls.

>>729456015
>I work in tech
nah my nigga you're a janitor. You don't even understand the concept of a router blocking incoming traffic.

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>>729456200
>router blocking incoming traffic

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>>729456196

>>729456015
>And we make more money than you do.
thats not hard. CS department at my university pays shit to lecturers. still doesn't mean that your IQ is higher than that of a nigger.

>>729456307
Yeah man they hand out high paying tech jobs to just anyone off the street. Buncha dumbasses, you nailed it.

>doing illegal things in front of a cop
>getting upset that the cop is now investigating it

Maybe don't smoke weed in the house next to a cop?

>>729456196
oh fuck, do you really not get it ? you are the living proof that stoners are all fucking retarded.

Just kill yourself, that'll show him.

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>>729456280
that is correct, most routers have this function

>>729456584
nice ip

>>729456525
Says the guy who thinks that smoking some weed impairs you equivalent to a 0.05% BAC.

>>729456757
thanks it's local

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>>729443916
You know who you have to call.

>>729456829
The NSA got their windows shit leaked recently I wonder whatll happen if I point it at you

>>729456525
i don't smoke.

fail.

>>729456806

fail x 2.

>>729456010
Fine, we can leave out my story. Booze and weed both affect reaction times, I think we can agree. Slow reaction times in a rapidly moving really heavy piece of metal is at least part of what kills from drunk driving, so how would high driving not be evenly slightly comparable when the same thing can happen?

I think OP left. He prolly had to help his mom carry groceries in.

>>729453496
Better brake fluid on car hood write whatever you want it will eat the paint

>>729444330

Has he taken pictures that have you or any one else in it? If so, that does require by U.S. law that he gets permission from the ppl in said pics. If he has not had said permission, you can get a lawyer to hit him with a cease and desist, seeing as he doing this off the clock, is not an actual police investigation.

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if it's illegal don't do it

>>729457168
we're done with you. just be quiet for the rest of the evening.

If you kill his dog without getting caught, he'll be far too grief-stricken to hassle you. Checkmate.

>>729457133
do it no balls

>>729457324
No

Burn down his house.

>>729446675
If you are smoking weed at your parents house they must be ok with that, maybe dont be a shitbag and tell them the neighbor is onto you guys. Or just wait till they bust your buddy, you, and your parents.

>>729457324
not if they're in public view you dipshit. that's only if its broadcasted as in a news bite.

jfc it's like trying to herd retarded sheep tonight.

>>729457282

Or set it on fire. That'll def get your point accross.

>>729446781
Exactly how I pictured people who go to college for IT. You are paying tens of thousands of dollars for secondhand knowledge in an industry where you can work your way up to post college wages within a year if you have any sense of IT skills whatsoever

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>>729451221

cut his achilles tendon.

>>729457433
Brilliant rebuttal. Go die in a car crash, just don't take anyone with you.

>>729457673
how does it get the point across if the cop doesn't know who did it?

and if the cop knows who did it then...

you know what...

you're an idiot.

This made my wife leave me
https://vimeo.com/210862415

>>729457813
fucking this.

>>729450805
OP could be a doctor for all you know.

>>729457648

He is on his property you stupid faggot, that shit does not apply like if you were at a restaurant, or out and about. So plz go read up on those laws, before opening your faggot mouth that only knows how to suck a cock.

Has anybody suggested that OP stop being a degenerate faggot? If not, stop being a degenerate faggot, OP.

>>729449974
He was referring to you being an IT major and not knowing how, not just for posting here and not knowing. It literally says that in the post dude you are so stupid

>>729457850
so you want me to drop your mom off before then?

>>729457324
You may have a slight case of major autism.

>>729443916
is his name his last name dobson?

>>729458010

This is 4chan. Every user on here has autism, you retard.

>>729453768
You shouldn't be driving if you're drunk or high, how is that so hard to understand?

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>>729457324

>So my neighbour is a cop (RCMP)
>RCMP
>Royal Canadian Mounted Police
>Canadian
>Canada
>Canada =/= USA

>>729457324

Btw, this comes from a 3rd yr law student. Though I may be drunk, I know the law better than 99% of you faggot fucks.

>>729458002
Are you 12YO?

>>729445253
>.
>>729445253
lewls wtf

Key his car and slash two of his tyres.

>>729458002
How original.

>>729457324

This.

/thread.

wat ddos tool you got OP?

>>729457433
Why? Because someone doesn't want stoned people on the road endangering others?

>>729453601
>now you're saying that the cop put a sticky note on your friends license plate?
Wow, you really are a retard. Cops use databases to check if the owner of a lisense plate has any warrants out. The cop typed in a comment on the license plate's database entry saying to search for pot during any stops so that any cop who runs his plate will search his car.

>>729458246

You sure as fuck have abysmal reading comprehension skills. You'll end up a homeless attorney because you're a nitwit and nobody would want you defending them in court.

>>729457974

United States vs. Sherman, 990 F. 2d 1265 (9th Cir. 1993), the Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit held that individuals videotaped in public view have no reasonable expectations of privacy.

How about you "open your faggot mouth" and suck on that bag of dicks.

>>729454212
No you can't, because you don't know how to.

>>729454649
You're dumb

>>729458397
See
>>729458477

>>729443916
Tell your friend to drive home no less than 5 hours later, and the guy will waste immense police resources on nothing.

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>>729450390
Kekked, please do.

Stop smoking pot, sign up for drug rahab, join a church and live a peaceful and productive life.

>>729458477
the sticky note was in response to his second post about the plate being noted, not flagged.

lrn 2 4chan.

>>729458487
>>729458246

>a Google certified law expert

>>729456010
Why are you defending being high and driving? Like actually wtf is wrong with you?

>>729457373
That's such a cancerous mindset. A thing isn't necessarily immoral just because it is outlawed.

>>729458722
>Rehab
>Join a church
Please introduce yourself to the noose.

Report him for harassment. Get a restraining order as well. Just get him into the system. Him spying on you and harassing your friends isn't actually part of his job.

>>729458777
i don't understand the meaning of your post. the fact that i used google to find it doesn't make it less true.

Maybe you and your friend stop wasting your time and money on stupid shit like pot and find a job or a good hobby that wont make you laze around all day and encourage liberalism

>>729458722

>rehab for pot
>join a church

You sound like you thoroughly despise being alive. Please, do not give out your opinions as they could harm someone.

>>729454854
Dude. He isn't DDOSing shit because he doesn't have the means to DDOS. Unless he pays for a DDOS service, this guy is a super novice IT guy and wouldn't I even know how to a set up such a system on his own. A DOS attack on the inside interface of the router would be possible if he can crack the SSID and assuming it's a typical ISP modem/router that should actually flood the wireless channel and make his wifi stop, and hopefully also bottleneck the router and cause DHCP to fail and probably bring his network down because it's just a dumb cop who won't understand networking. Just like you.

>>729457813
Maybe he went to school to acquire those IT skills. Keep being salty about kids who can afford college lol

>>729450778
>>729450778
I wish what you were sayin was true, but by personal and tragic account it aint true

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>>729459026

>>729458970

You necessitate being a law student and you quickly google search for something to back that up. Who are you trying to impress here, bud? Anonymous people?

Let's take this a step further. How long have you hated yourself for your shrunken penis?

>>729459011
>Smoking pot means you don't contribute to society.
This is such a dead meme. How is pot any worse than alcohol? Do you automatically assume people who drink alcohol don't contribute to society?

I take it they spend an hour or so getting sober? If it's smoked and not eaten that can work. You can be dead sober in less than 2 hours. I just did that. I'm sober as fuck right now and a couple hours ago I was smoking hash.
Painfully sober really

>>729458722
Pot isn't addictive. There's no need to go to rehab. He could just stop buying it if he wanted.

>>729455347
DOS is an operating system, yes. It's also an acronym for a denial of service attack, obviously missing the distributed part of the DDOS acronym but in a DOS attack the traffic comes from a single source and is easier to identify / filter out because of that. Many mid range routers have built in functions to stop a basic DOS attack on the outside interface but usually has it disabled on the inside interfaces.

Learn more

>>729459221
Alcoholics are also a nuisance, I been sober my entire life, not sure how people even have the temptation to drink or smoke, its a waste of time, money, and makes it more difficult for you to live and causes nothing but problems.

>>729459065
I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

However, there are much more sinister shit you can do if you crack the ssid... Just sayin :p

>>729444111
major check

>>729459296
People can get psychologically addicted to almost anything actually, which may need help, not medical help obviously as with someone with a chemical addiction, but still

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>>729458722
>Going to rehab for smoking pot.

>>729459358
I never said anything about alcoholics. It's like you don't understand the concept of moderation.

>>729459358
YA MAN STR8 EDGE 4 LYFE!!

>>729459405
That's disgusting

first off where do you live that allows him to take pictures?

>>729459194
I didn't necessitate anything. Are you sure you are responding to the correct person or do you not know the meaning of necessitate?

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>>729459358

Looky here at Mr. Perfection. We shall all honor you for blessing us with your presence.

just pop his tires or something, wear a mask, wait 4 months, do it again till he moves.

>>729446650
DOUBLE DUBS
SOUND LIKE A PLAN

>>729459358
Alcohol is fun, it's just not really enjoyable going to a party without it

>>729459297
DOS is an operating system. DoS is the attack.

Learn more.

>>729451318
>>729451318
/thread
preferably copper

>Hack wifi
>Use cain and abel or similar to get login details
>Post online while behind 7 boxxies
>Watch the keks roll in

>>729459358
Alcoholics are an extreme. Just Because you dont like to get fucked up from time to time doesnt mean everybody else is wasting their time. You could argue that what ure doing right now is a waste of time from a party guy's poin of view, because ure arguing on the internet instead of getting drunk and laid as he does.

>>729459678
Well guess you just have really shitty party's then if you need alcohol to enjoy it.

>>729459579

Back to the lack of normal reading comprehension. You will be the talk of the town, being the hobo lawyer

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>>729456584
we see your ip nigga

>>729459082
He doesn't have IT skills that's the point nerd. No real IT company even looks at degrees.

>>729459824
It's just more fun with it

>>729459689
Ok buddy you got me on my capitalization error, here's your (You)

>>729459587
high quality shop

>>729459848
That's a local IP you fucking autist

>>729459835
You didn't answer the question.

>>729459579

>>729458876
Doesn't mean you should do it.

>>729457324
firstly he's in Canada not USA. Second even if he was in USA you're wrong

>>729452980
>the law is put into effect. That's just the way cops ar
>>729452980
sounds like a job to me. socialist.

>>729460000
You get a (You) for having a nice number

Pepsi him

>>729459879
Disregarding everything else:
>No real IT company even looks at degrees.
Fucking retard. Have fun proving you can do the job only to get paid less.

>>729455347
You're one of those above average smart kids that can't see the forest through the trees.

>>729459670
Ew

>>729460155

>>729458487
that's canada law.

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>>729460112
But it doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.

>>729458722
How the hell did you even find your way to this place?

You don't have to agree with the law you just have to follow it. That's your civil duty. When you break the law you disrespect your country, law enforcement and your fellow civilians.

>>729460487
it's referencing a US law as precedent.

>>729443916
Shake up a coke can, Apoligize to him and give him the coke, he opens it up but gets coked. You got him good.

>>729459026
kys druggie

Befriend him faggot.

Invite him over for a bbq.

>>729445949
We were friends in a different life. I fucking know it.

>>729443916
The cop is doing society a favor. Let him do his job.

>>729459358
You sound like a boring motherfucker

>>729459670
>being this big of a newfag

>>729460684

I've been 100% sober for 3 years. Not by choice. It's just happened that way.

Try again, nigger

>>729453642
>.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2722956/
edify yourself anon

>>729460239
I'm 24 I make 80k and my only other colleague who works as a network engineer at my company is 37 and makes 10k more than me and has a degree and a few more certifications than me. Everyone we've hired out of college in the past 2 years had highly underdeveloped skills and got canned, in the IT industry it's pretty well known that certifications hold much more weight than degrees. But surely you knew that if you had any idea at all about how it works right? The technology advances too fast, by the time it gets incorporated into college courses there is already a new service / protocol / better system and everyone who does IT knows this.

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>>729443916
Tell him to fuck off.

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>>729443916
if you see him outside your house you and your friend need to do handstands in the doorway while pissing. Instill the fear of god in him.

>>729461114
>Try again, nigger
wow, racist too. it keeps getting worse and worse!!

>>729460559
Dumb. Wrong. That's why your dumb bitch girlfriend fucks me instead of you on Sundays

>>729456196
Depends on the strength of the weed. If I smoked a bowl of bubble I might as well have had shots at the bar, driving wise. If I smoked a couple bowls of high cbd relatively low THC stuff it's about the equivalent of 2 beers. If spread out over a couple hours then I wouldn't be too worried about driving under the influence of light stuff. Alcohol or weed. On the other hand if I smoked two bowls of hash I probably have absolutely no right to be driving. .

>>729461341
thanks for your long winded whatever you said instead of just saying "yup"

>>729461322
I don't have a girlfriend. It's illegal to date minors.

>>729443916

File a formal stalking complaint. Explain how you are constantly being targeted and watched. You might want to consider getting a lawyer. It's a big deal.

>>729461312
Spotted the nignog!

>>729454011
that's assuming the corruption of the police benefit for improper incarceration doesnt pertain to his superior

Put a blanket on her, say a goodnight prayer, and wake her up with breakfast in bed.

>>729461312

No reason to get mad, nigger

>i literally capitalize the o in DoS and people assume i know nothing about IT

LUL

>>729461593
File to get a restraining order. You and your friend. They are easy and will look bad for him.

>>729461526
I said it depends on what is in the bowls. Some stoners act like smoking yourself is somehow better than having two beers. If you smoke BHO or bubble then don't drive afterwards.

>>729461709
You don't.

>>729449974

I know you have lots of preggo porn on your pc, handsome.

>>729454011
Plus isn't weed mostly legal in Canada?

>>729461833
ya, we all had this convo like an hour and a half ago. we get it. you know diff types of weed.

ffs...

>>729446781
>IT major
>"I think his wifi reaches my PC, so I could DDOS him all day or something."

Nice try.

>>729461940
>2nd yr IT studnet
>doesn't know blackhat shit because im not a hoodrat like you time wasting degenerates

>>729460559
Who gives a shit? Other people are controlling your life while your worried about respecting them?

>>729461272
The truth is it depends.

In my area, you're in a much better position if you hold a degree, and the universities are very good.

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Throw eggs at this house

>>729462043
I meant I could crack his wifi from my desktop but alright. Also I can just grab his IP from my desktop as well.

>not understanding context
>oh wait its 4chan so you're probably autistic

Quit smoking weed at your house.
Having your plate tagged by the police doesn't exactly make life easy for a stoner.

>>729462022
Sometimes you have to worry because people honestly don't know their limits and go driving. Which is illegal even in Canada with a script.

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Also nigga look like i robot