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Dubs decides what I do with the ants that've colonized

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Dubs decides what I do with the ants that've colonized my driveway.
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>>729441354
gather a bunch of them up in a small container and deposit them in your neighbor's mailbox, along with some kind of sugary food so they'll stay. like a lump of jelly.
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>>729441354
lighter fluid and fire my dude
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>>729441354
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put your dick there
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get a vacuum and suck them up and then dump them on your living room floor
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>>729441643
this.

picture of ants crawling on dick.
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>>729441354
Burn them. Burn them all.
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fucking be a man and use your hands to crush those varmints
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>>729441733
welp
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dom and elena die in Fast 8, name of the baby is Brian, Cipher gets away
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>>729441733
W I N N A R
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>>729441733
op won't deliver
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>>729441354

Lighter fluid + match, post pics of resulting ant bbq.
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Time to deliver
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OP better fucking deliver
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>>729441733
C H E C K E M
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>>729441354
Put food they like down to see how many you can get.
Then get a see through box and put dirt on it then carefully put the ants in.
BOOM! YOU HAVE A GIANT ANT FARM.
>Every one else will tell you to kill them.....
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get them in a jar and throw them through the first open window you see
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>>729441733
If this post ends in 22 then OP has to shove a sharpie covered in ants up his pooper, along with timestamp
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>>729441866
You just dubbed a dub good sir, now he has to deliver
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>>729441354
dump powdered tile cleaner on them.
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Gather some up in a container. Spread your dick hole open. Let them crawl one at a time inside your dick.
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>>729441733
A WINRAR IS YOU!
A WINRAR IS YOU!

A WINRAR IS YOU!
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>>729441829
What a strange place to find a spoiler for a shitty movie.
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>>729441733
>>729441866
>>729441888
bonus points if ants on dick but then also light dick on fire
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>>729441888
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>>729427690
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ant train into your ass
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>>729441888

I demand that my trips overrule those shitty dubs.
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Get a funnel and poor them in your ass
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funnel them into your ass
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>>729442105
I second that demand
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>>729441888
gg rip
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>>729442004

lol, seconded.
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>>729442105
My dubs allow this
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funnel them into yer mums ass
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>>729441888
Include me in the screencap
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funnel them into yer ass
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>>729442222
Checked my good sir
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>>729442105
I demand my Quads overrule your shitty trips
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funnel them into yer ass m8
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mix up some sugar water and cover a car in it and make a trail to the ants
post pics of car smothered in ants
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>>729442311
Checked.....
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>>729442311
>>729442222
>>729441888
>>729441866
>>729441733
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even thought op won't deliver it sucks that ants aren't going into dicks anymore
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Pour cinnamon on them.
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>>729442222
Since the quads are supreme ruler my second of his demand requires that it must be done.
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obviously you gotta draw a swastika in sugar water too to appease the kek gods
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Burn them to ashes
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eat them
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Rail a huge line of them
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>>729442445
is this now a get thread?
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>>729441354
raid
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>>729442222
>>729442105
>trips demands overrule of dubs, quads concedes
Lighter fluid it is then
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>>729442222
damn
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>>729442105
vote
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>>729442585
These will be odd dubs
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>>729442614
gay
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>>729442644
fuck your even dubs, cunt.
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>>729442644
Well atleast I got dubs...
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>>729442585
>>729442585
this is now an "OP is a faggot who doesn't deliver" thread
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>>729442644
>>729442311
>>729442222
>>729441888
>>729441866
>>729441733
the fuck is going on this thread
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Digits are for losers
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>>729441354
got !
Pee, but pee. ON I T.!
Omg, p it
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>>729442644
Checked
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>>729442888
says 888
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D U B S
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>>729442888
loser
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>>729442478
Does cinnamon do something that I'm not aware of?
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>>729442888
Oh my.
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>>729442332

You demand that your support of my trips overrule my trips ? Like, you want OP to use a flamethrower on the ants ? I'll second that.
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Ant farm or infest your neighbor
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Dick in ants please
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>>729442900
would say checked if you didn't type like an illegal
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I've never gotten anything above dubs.
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>>729442900
p it
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If trips leave them alone
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>>729443065
Same
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>>729441354
piss on it

also deliver
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>>729442979
It begins a chemical reaction in worker ants that causes them to heat up violently once ingested, and they often burn up from the inside and smoke/pop.
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Going for quads
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>>729443292
Fuck
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>>729442297
Fuck you, Include me
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>>729442864

This is the anthill of trips and quads, don't fuck with us buddy.
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>>729443330
Damn
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>>729443122
IT !
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>>729442222
OP here, enjoy
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>>729443373
>>729443377
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>>729443403
FUking post a vid you fag
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>>729443403
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>>729443403
I love it
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ITT: Amateurs
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Op is a faggot
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>>729443403
stupid didn't even put his dick in ants and fire his dick up with the blowtorch
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Funnel them into your ass
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>>729443403

OP wasn't a faggot.
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Not what we asked for but it's better than nothing.
>meh/10
More pics OP
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>>729443403
Quads here. Post a video my good sir.
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Op is a faggot, won't deliver.
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that was the most anti-climactic thing i've ever seen. do something funny with them like draw a crude picture in sugar water or something you dickbag.
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>>729443644
>>729443655
op is a faggot if they don't deliver
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>>729443403
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>>729443403
stick your dick in it you fucken fag
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>>729443732
HAR HAR HAR
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>>729441354
Teabag them
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>>729443752

He did.
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>>729443755
>>729443403
Same fucking picture
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>>729443403
>>729443755
Enjoy nothing you cunt
First dubs were to but your dick in it you coward faggot
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find out how to capture them so you can kill them and use them in cooking (like chocolate covered ants)
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don't put this on reddit.
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ITT: OP sucks dicks
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>>729443420
thank
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>>729443858
did not deliver the original winrar
will not deliver new winrar either
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>>729441354
Lick em
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>>729444087

I'm the trips, he delivered exactly what I asked for.

You're just jealous you didn't get trips, faggot.
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>>729444087
you fool. It's ONE time, not 6.....sad lol Lo
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>>729443858
no he didn't you blind faggot
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>>729443949
Would it be to any avail if I'd had my cock out (ant-ready), but the girlfriend wouldn't let me do it? I wanna get some poonerino tonight.
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this is a mass genocide of blacks and i'm deeply offended by this...
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>>729444310
don't make a thread on /b/ if you don't want to stick your dick in ants, faggot.
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>>729444262
faggot rule breaker
>>729444284
did not deliver original dubs
op lied
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>>729444087
>>729444262
I am the quads that demanded he did what trips chose.

Try harder next time, faggot.
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>>729444527

Original dubs were overruled by quads supported trips. You want to overrule that, get quints or stfu.
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>>729442222

You sure do.
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>>729444769
or maybe just do what first dubs say like OP said you rule changing nigger
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>>729444693
>>729444769
>overruled
newfriends the lot of you
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>>729444693

And now you're mad because he did what the trips asked ? Trips don't mean you should be tripping man.
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>>729444310
>wouldn't let me
what is she, your mom?
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>>729444480
I'll keep this in mind.
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video you retard
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>>729442856
This.
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>>729444956
Not mad at all.
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