Dungeons & Dragons thread. firts roll for a race. >0,

>>729433924
Fuck it, I'm down, Gnome plz

>>729434139
Sweet! Think I'll be Bard thanks

im up for some good dungeon crawling

>>729434222
Can we call me a bard because trips?

>>729433924
Race roll

>>729434396
Halfling! Class roll

>>729434245
i roll my d12 to see my class

>>729434489
Halfling wizard, this should be bad

>>729434490
gnome barbarian lets fucking go, my name is angry cunt

and im a

dragon born

Are we the shortest party ever? Also OP never responded on my trips counting, so I'm taking that as a yes. I'm the Gnome Bard Fizzwank

Dragonborn Warlock My name is Steve

>>729433924
curiosity

>>729433924
OP here. Dubs in race makes you a minotaur. Trips makes you a beholder (evil entity, see the monster on top of the post).

Race Roll.

>>729434573
My name is Harry Hob. Halfling wizard at your service

roll#1

>>729434938
Class Roll

>>729434893
i have a bad feeling about this

>>729434987
Rolling for class

At least I feel tall around these gnomes. I have a bad feeling about this dragonborn though. Selling your soul is never good

>>729435019
Elf wizard... that's so boring i'll just undo my robes and call myself Hans, Lord of Staves
All of you will witness the true might of Explosion magic.

race roll

>>729435206
Mate, Being gnomeracist will get you kneecapped by Angry Cunt.

He's not as chill as his name implies

>>729433924
racist roll

class roll

>>729435380
classist roll

>>729435309
Take Wild Magic. Try not to fireball the party.

>>729435451
cool, human bard John Lemon at your service

race

>>729435373
Whoa whoa whoa Mr. Cunt. I'm just saying I normally don't get to feel tall being a halfling and all. I like gnomes, honestly

>>729433924
rolling boi

>>729435683
class

>>729435708
Do gnomes make you explode my friend?

>>729433924
/roll

Dragonborn pl0x

>>729435708
I'm Fizzwank, but known Cunt for a long time, since we were 30 or so. Go way back.

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>>729433924
pls dont be a gnome faggot

>>729433924
b0ss pls sorcerer

roll 1

>>729435850
Fuck. Roll for class

Race roll

roll 2

>>729436007
That beard loooks good on a dwarf

Class rool

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>>729436007
WHO YA CALLIN A FAGGOT AY? YA FILTHY DWARF

>>729436057
Rogue for you. Take a bow and find us some food

>>729436127
Too bad we'll never see it with all that sneaking, also, 3 7s in a row?

>>729435959
what's the problem mate, that faggot being racist against ya fellas?

>>729433924
Let's do this
Tell me am I stronk

>>729436261
Ok i'm vanilla
Now MUH POWER

>>729433924
roll

roll 2

C'mon demon baby

Le'see what we got 'ere

>>729435747
Rogue Elf is a good combination

R

ANGRY CUNT HERE, WHERES DA FUCKIN' DUNGEON MASTER, IM GETTIN' BORED OVER HERE

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>>729436373
shit

I'm Dovakiin

>>729433924
r1 go!

>>729433924
r2 go!

>>729433924
>te

>>729433924
too

>>729436602
Calm yourself cunt, why don't you practise some explosion magic with me?

>>729433924
Roll onezo

>>729433924
WTF? Shit Elf Barbarian

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rollin

>>729436827
Cleric get

>>729436763
>>729436799
i can work with elf wizard

We gonna start our epic adventure any time soon GM?

>>729436924
Dwarf monk wtf. Alright I meditate and drink a shit load. Whats next.

>>729433924
lets get dem halflings flying.

>>729437030
damn crappy human.

>>729436932
Marvelous, another one of my kind, what poultry kind of magic do you use

>>729436808
you see im not the smartest of gnomes, i dont have time for them fancy magics, many men can outsmart me, but i am yet to meet one that can outsmart me battleaxe

Woah

>>729437064
monk. great. I SHALL BE JACKIE WANTSUM FUKDING

>>729437081
>poultry magic

Rolling for race

>>729433924
Why not
>last digit is race
>second to last digit is class?

That's what I'm gonna go by.

>>729436354
Human Monk it is
Hello my name is Kah Jink
I was raise in a dense forest by an old hermit
He teach me the way to survive in this world
Discovery Supremacy Serenity
When I turn 24, my master reveal me the secret of his hermitage and send me on a quest
"Explore the vast world, my boy" He said
"There is so much you don't know yet"
I prepared myself and start a journey, a pelegrinage to explore all the possibility the future has to offer

>>729433924
ROLLLLL

>>729437346
Halfling what?

>>729437375
I am a gnome rogue. Perfect.

>>729437111
Fair enough my friend, yet you should know that you do not need intelligence to bring about grand explosions that fulfill your inner being.

>>729437440
OK I CAN DO THAT AND CLASS?

9 get

>>729433924
Rolling for Semi Orc
>i better get a huge fucking charge bonus
>can i have a liquid propane trailer?

>>729437574
Human monk? I can work with it I guess.

lets gooo

>>729437529
ay true me lad, but i have never had enough schmekles to afford some fancy shmancy gunpowder you see, so i must settle for bludgeoning

>>729437648
dragonborn _class_

>>729433924
rell

>>729433924
Roll

>>729437769
dragonborn, rolling for class

>>729437633
do i get to choose with dubz?
>checkem
I must be a Semi Orc
I will roll over my enemies with my 18 wheels of DOOM

>>729437677
Well, atleast your enemies will fit the glove then, so to speak.

>>729437375
>>729437483
I am Illerio, a rogue of the gnome race. My short stature helps me to hide in shadows, crawl into small space, and hide behind cover that would do no good for taller creatures.

I take full advantage of these benefits to kill unaware enemies silently and with great precision, using either my bow or my dagger.

Eat shit, tallies. I bet the weather up there sucks ass.

rollin for racism

>>729437871
dont use wordplay with me boy, its nothing but elf nonsense that makes them feel superior to us

>>729438003
manlet

>>729433924
monk or bard get

Rolling for dwarf

Race roll

Gnome ranger plox

>>729438085
ended up with a halfling pally. by bahamuts wings i shall bite your ankles!

Crass roll

>>729433924
Fuck it, I'm down. I don't care about race, as long as I'm not a nigger.

>>729438199
>Class roll
Let's see

Race roll

>>729433924

this drawing is bullshit, how is she spell casting while in the beholders anti-magic cone?

>>729438243
I bet gnome rangers get bonuses against human-sized races.

Because, you know, they're giants to them.

>>729437027
Dwarf monk it is.
Hello my name is Jah Kink
I was raise in a dense forest by an old hermit
He teach me the way to survive in this world
Discovery Supremacy Serenity
When I turn 24, my master reveal me the secret of his hermitage and send me on a quest
"Explore the vast world, my boy" He said
"There is so much you don't know yet"
I prepared myself and start a journey, a pelegrinage to explore all the possibility the future has to offer

class roll

>>729433924

let's go dragonborn! the most broken class of all!

>>729437633
ok assuming dubz is holy enough to be a semi orc
rollin for class
>better be a Freightliner

>>729433924

gnome rolling for class

>>729438333
Kay were off to a good start. Let's see what I get for my job, which I can get, since I'm not a nigger.

>>729433924

damn I'm a bard gnome. Is that broken or lame?

I guess I could hide and play songs while tanks did all the heavy work.

>>729438435
Dragonborn is a race, not a class, you fucking moron piece of shit faggot nigger dick reeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729433924
Race rolling. If 2, I'm taking full fucking Orc. Fuck that semi shit

race roll

rollin once more

>>729438484
A Semi Orc Monk! can i specialize Rolling Over and Grinding my Tires?

>>729433924
roll

class roll

>>729433924
So are we going to actually play a game or what? You there DM?

>>729438609
I choose dragon. Rolling for class

>>729433924
Master Race Get

ha Tiefling Warlock im going to get you fags with my demonic magic

>>729438684
tiefling. reroll for class.

>>729438659
Are you high on marijuana

Rawling

Dip

>>729438409
Hello brosef
Let's say our master teach us both and we're good to go
Also you're a manlet but we're still comrade

>>729438849
We are the best of friends traveling the world together learning our monk ways, we have spent years with each other. Our friendship and comradery is spoken of across the lands, until I betrayed you by stuffing your wife with my 24oz can sized dwarf cop

>>729439086
Cock**

Rroll

>>729433924

Rolling

rolling, baby

Halfling and class

Gnomey

Hanging Ranger, alright

>>729439253
fucking elves. probably be getting bard now

>>729439086
Joke on you
She's your wife too by the law of the feywild
>>729439144
I was so sure you want to write cup, I'm disappointed

>>729439313
Gin

>>729434305

you can dual class bard/claric

>>729438702
Semi orc

>>729439361
Rolling to fuck our wife. If dubs I get anal

>>729439339
elf wizard, not too bad

Dubs now fucks Kah Jinks wife

>>729439494
I get the ass boy

>>729433924
race

>>729439783
class

>>729439734
Rollong for class

>>729437460
Odd combo with the halfling barbarian
>be male halfling barbarian named Gib
>be CN and has a serious case of little man syndrome
>compensates for his 3'9" size and 1/2" micro penis by wielding a normal sized battleaxe named "cuck"
>is a 1/10 with messy patchy brown hair, thin blotchy red beard and brown eyes
>can't tell if he's fat or muscular at a whopping 113lbs.
>wears nothing but a tiny banana hammock of a loincloth letting his red and brown patchy hairiness hang out for the world to see
>only understands one word, but knows it in almost every language, short
>upon hearing the word he enters a blind rage and will stop at nothing to kill whoever said it
>can't read and can only comunicate through a series of random grunts
My gift to you is Gib

>>729439494
>>729439690
Well fuck man
I think we should get another wife more open about taking it the poopoo

Tiefling wizard.

>>729439946
Trips for butt

>>729439996
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>729433924
Rollin

>>729433924
Roll

Race roll

>>729433924
rol

Class

>>729433924
rinty

>>729438700
I'm a Barbarian Dragon.
My name is Kardock the Darkborn.
Born of the Black Dragon clan, I am of the pariah of the Dragon race. My clan has gained a reputation for quick charges into violent solutions, but the truth is as complicated as it is for any other race born among the turmoil of our world- We believe in swift justice for those who seek to harm the harmony of life's cradle, even if the perpetrator is among our own.

While I hold true to many of the teachings of my people, my loyalty depends on my own personal assessment of any given faction. I'm leaving my home to find adventure, grow stronger, offer help to whoever needs it in order to contribute to the healing side of the balance of this world, and make a profit along the way.

>>729440046
Told ya
I think it's time to go on the road again

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>>729433924
>age of our Lord 2017
>no half elf race
>but you let the jew gnomes in

Rolling .

Rolled 9 each time so I'm a human wizard

>>729440356
Class

>>729433924
Let's see what I can get

>>729433924
5e then? Variant rules for feats? Human get.

>>729440454
Halfling monk. Fml

>>729440473
Elf, okay

>>729433924
Give me that edgy Tiefling race.

>>729440296
I agree comrade

>>729440652
Elf cleric... sounds like a real fuckin nerd

>>729440552
One off. I guess fighter then.

>>729440752
Well, fucking whatever. At least I'm not an elf.
Fitting class to boot?

asdasd

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>>729433924
lol @ semi-orc.

ROLLING

>>729440871
Lol, half orc bard.

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DUNGEON MASTER here. looks like a nice party... Rolling for the enemy you encounter...

>0 and horde of goblins
>1 couple of owlbears
>2 giant spider
>3 an aboleth (you're in a boat)
>4 Rock golem
>5 A Party of Ghitzerai (same number as , so each gets one opponent)
>6 horde of Minotaurs
>7 A beholder lv.20
>8 An evil sorcerer with his horde of undeads
>9 Giant Red Dragon lv.25
>DUBS double the amount of enemies
>trips A FUCKING TARRASKE

There gonna be any story to this shit or what? Fucks sake bababooey

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>>729433924
Ok role call
Race/class/name

Let's see who stick around

asdasdasdasd

>>729440273
I start in a Tavern. I check the quest posts and pick a level 1 quest to kill some Kobolds in a mine for 30g and 30xp....


WHO WILL JOIN ME, KARDOCK THE DARKBORN, IN A QUEST FOR GOLD AND GLORY?! TWO CAN FIT ON MY BACK.

blerg

>>729433924
Suicidal halfling roll

>>729433924
rolling

>>729441100
Two hordes of gobbys. Me and my sidekick stop fucking our communal wife and monk them up

>>729441100
Gib is ready for the two hordes of goblins

>>729433924
Eyy suh dude

>>729440770
Should we go with this dude>>729441195
comrade?
I'll introduce myself I'm Kah Jink the human monk and this is my comrade Jink Kah the dwarf monk

>>729441371
but dat class doe

Rolling for race and class.

>>729441100
It's a fine day for an explosion, wouldn't you say?

>>729433924
I love rolling

>>729433924
roll

>>729441161
Jah Kink dwarven monk

>>729441272
shortest adventure ever.
I don't even bother for class and hang myself inutro with my umbilical chord,

>>729441382
>>729441444
I'm but I just rolled anal trips. Wifey getting stretched out

Lets see who I become...

>>729441438
Let me stab things

>>729433924
rolling again

>>729441161
Gib the barbarian halfling
>>729439882
>is gib's info

>>729441598
So... I'm a dragonborn....

>>729433924
Rolling for 4.

>>729441100
Are there any rocks or obstacles in the way? Rolling to hide.

>>729441695
Rogue pls

>>729441161
Kah Jink human monk

>>729441593
I saw that man good job

>>729441161
Illerio the gnome rogue.
>>729438003

>>729441687
>>729441598


DragonBorn... Rogue - I don't know what to do with that. I'm gonna start a brothel I guess.

>>729441161
Boris human monk,

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rollllllin for race

>>729441826
Thanks best friend. You can have a turn on her if you want

I'm fucking down,let's gooo

>>729441161
Elf Wizard Hans

Boris the human monk bout to do some keg stands up in this hit

>>729442059
Fucking Dragonborn something, let's see

rollerino

>>729433924
roll

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>>729441969
I choose skeleton master race.
Roll for class

gnomerollorollo

>>729442199
I'm a Dragonborn Wizard named Nighgerman

>>729441161
John Lemon, HUman BArd

>>729441161
Dindu the half orc bard, college of Valor.

>>729441100

>>729441100
DUNGEON MASTER HERE

So it's an horde of goblins
You're in a deep forest, the party is tired and hasn't been in a town for almost two weeks... Suddenly, you see a BIG horde of goblins approaching you. -Looks like with are in the wrong place at the wrong time, one of you say...

Now roll for attack (and describe it)
>0 Fail, you hurt yourself
>1,2 fail, give your opponent the opener for a counter attack
>3 HIT, but you fall on your back
>4,5 HIT but no so much damage has been done
>6 HIT Your opponent tries to escape
>7 HIT Your opponent falls
>8 HIT Your opponent drops his weapon and it's a bloody mess
>9 CRITICAL HIT you are killing at least 10 of them (depending on what you did)
>DUBS double the damege done

>TRIPS - WHAT THE HELL almost half of the are dead

>>729441826
my bio>>729437421

>>729441974
Dubs to choke on her throat

airolo

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>>729442283
Fuck yea skeleton druid!

roll pt.1

dwarferino

booooored

>>729433924
roller

>>729442391
>Illerio here
I fire an arrow into the horde from the back.

lluiserimo

>>729442503
elves are boooooooring

>>729442492
roll pt.2

>>729442391
rollit

>>729442391
Hans will cast a satisfying explosion.

>>729442391
I monk punch them with my dwarf cock still hard and covered in my wife's excrement. Chance to blind with shit

>>729442391
Kah Jink
I call for my comrade and told him to circle around the horde as I charge in with a triple kick

>>729433924
jbhvkvhjvv

>>729442607
elf + rogue are even more boriiiiiiing
rerolling class

>>729433924
Rollhgttgghh

>>729442671
Man I rolled the dubs wifey gonna get some after the fight

>>729442794
Choke that whore. Rolling for whore choking

dragonbirrri

markerino

>>729442787
And once more

hellboirino

rollan uno

Who am I?!

Bitch

>>729443143
rollan dos

Nigga

>>729433924
Alright you wankers I'm proper fuckin likkered let's roll for glory.

>>729443591
now roll for class.

>>729442654
Looks like you're lacking of power. Not so much damage has been done. But since its a dubs. You can see some of them surprised, triyng to escape

first roll

second roll

>>729442893
Yeah comrade
Rollin dubs for the dragon fist on that puss
She didn't make us a sandwich before the fight

>>729442578
Great shot! you hit him in the throat. Looks like that one is done. Continue with the others

>>729443591
>>729443640
alright then, just how I like it.

You assholes can call me the Scotsman, and what I do is fuckin fight everything with a great godsdamn axe and disregard for all of your wellbeings.

>>729442671
1... but hitting dubs cancels the opener for a counter

>>729443977
rolling to chop some heads.

>>729443911
Dubs of cunt punching

>>729442700
Fail. You fall on your back. Dubs says that one of your friends gets in time to save you from the attack of one of the goblins

>>729442391
John Lemon
roll for a debuff, play my lute in high frequency that produces concussive sound. stuns starts from 1 second if successful

>>729433924
I'll do it in 1 roll, rightmost is race.

>>729445072
Dwarf cleric, that'll work.

I cast my heal spell on my shriveled cock. Since I'm level 1 I'm done for the night. Cya.

>>729443914
I'll take another shot.

>>729441161

Gnome Bard, I'm going to opt for the Prankster archetype.