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how many of you retards were dumb enough to spend $300 on a gimmick

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how many of you retards were dumb enough to spend $300 on a gimmick that has half a decade old hardware and no third party game development that anyone gives a fuck about?
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~2.5 million
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uh, whats the gimmick mate, a hand held console?
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>>729432226
Are you so dense that you don't see every Nintendo product as a gimmick?
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>>729432155
so what? only proves that 2,5 million people are dumb enough to keep nintendo in business for another generation of consoles. switch is going to flop like wii u when everyone realizes the third party games aren't ever going to materialize

>>729432226
correct. it doesn't do handheld well with it's stupidly short battery life and it doesn't do console well because it's massively under powered.
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Idk man this is the first zelda since windwaker that I have enjoyed , and the console itself corrected it's autistic brother the Wii u's mistakes
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>>729432226
um tiny controllers that are clearly designed for the hands of a toddler.
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>>729432531
are you getting paid to be so emotional?
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>>729432531
When you say "massively underpowered" I assume you're just bunching it together with other consoles and comparing them all to pc? Because otherwise, if you compare it specifically to other consoles, they're all shit anyway so who gives a fuck?
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>>729432631
i'll give you one that zelda is a greta game but what else is there?...............................................................................................................................................NOTHING.

wow six year old skyrim. fucking impressive nintendo, i stopped at a gamestop today and asked them if there was any good games on the horizon for the switch. she started gushing about shovel man and bullshit. i stopped her there and asked, "is there anything on the horizon that would appeal to someone who isn't a preteen?

well, uh, i mean later on there will be um........ more games.
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>>729432763
i don't compare consoles to PC. my three year old pc still outpaces ps4 and xbox one.
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>>729432155
1.5 million bought pet rocks. people are stupid as fuck.
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But what about 1 2 switch
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>>729433664
lel
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The same retard is posting in this thread over and over again.

Probably the op.
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>>729431891
My wife's boyfriend bought it for me and overall I'm pretty happy with it. Tomorrow he said we might go to Gamestop and buy a nice case for when we all go to his Beach-house.
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I bought it because I'm not poor as fuck
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>>729434356
this

you fucking swear like if i drained my peasant savings buying one hoping to rule the world

its a toy why else would one buy a toy?
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>>729434356
but you are dumb apparently
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>>729432655
Pro controller is on point though
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>>729434319
You've got a lot of good boy points to spend anon.
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>>729432930
Splatoon 2 is gonna be pretty damn good. New proper 3d Mario also looks awesome.
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It's a toy for chillgens. Chillgens grow up, buy it cuz it reminds them of their youth, rinse and repeat.
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>>729434356
Im willing to bet you don't have three months of expenses saved
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Wrong console m8
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>>729434870
You take that back!

I also use it for Netflix and amazon
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>>729432930
So you verified your assumption by interrogating a GameStop employee. Literally no value, and it makes me question your critical thinking ability
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>>729432655
I have friends who play Football and they say the Joycons feel fine, you're hands are just too fat
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>>729434596
great, $300 just became $370

>>729435168
i was actually just going to buy it to play BOTW then sell it on craigslist. i was curious if she had anything to tell me that would make me actually keep the switch longer than it will take me to beat zelda.
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>>729431891
I wanted one and I bought one. Simple as that. 300 is only like a pair of nice shoes anyways and I wear them out in like 2 months...
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>>729431891
>$300 is a lot of money
kek I forget that this place is a haven for the poor and unemployed.
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>>729432435
The only thing that bothers me is that Nintendo makes his games more childish every year.
>Pic related

But i dont care about Mario. Its games like Zelda that turned into garbage. Botw gets boring pretty fast and the minimalistic soundtrack isnt iconic enough for me.
I loved the lost wood themes and all those magic places.
It was like playing a fairytale or atleast you could use a bit of your imagination. The game was serious. Deku tree died and the world was in real danger.
The tone was perfect.
Bosses and Dungeons in botw arent bad at all but they lack enemys and a well designed boss not some l4zer shooting purple ganonthing. Fuck that slime on the ground wtf is that.
Also the durability.
7.5/10

I bought it for my wii u. My only games are mario maker, windwaker and botw. Rest is virtual console.

Playstation and X Box are bad computers for me. If i play console its Nintendo.
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Me, there are simple solutions to nearly every problem.

Here's one. If you don't like it dont fucking buy it
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>>729431891
Go back to /v/ you dumb sonygger
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>>729435669
wow. literally no one said that. good job making shit up.
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>>729435669
This. You guys really need better jobs
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>>729435548
BotW is a fantastic game with easily over 100 hours, even if you aren't trying for 100%.

If you're looking for justification to buy one, wait til E3. It is in June and you'll see all the stuff planned for the next fiscal year. TBH Mario kart 8 was great on the wii u and the new shit and higher rez will make it more refreshing on the switch. Plus, splatoon 2 and Mario odyssey look great. And we're long overdue for a new Metroid title. Plus, eventually you'll have portable Smash Bros... how can you argue with that?
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>>729435671
>taking this image seriously

you realize this was meant to be a tongue-in-cheek thing making fun of people acting like this on /v/, right?

no?.........
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>>729435731
i didn't dipshit. your post provides nothing of value to the conversation.
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>>729435352
They're designed for Japanese hands sadly. I'm sure they will release some soon with a thicker grip and bigger buttons
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>>729435945
It's implied
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>>729436017
mario kart is the same damn game they've been making for over a decade. it's nintendo's own personal madden. why would i pay money for a game i've already spent hundreds of hours playing?

>>729436017
you can get portable smash bros on the 3ds, a handheld that actually has a battery life long enough to be a viable handheld unlike the switch.
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>>729431891
Stay salty op. I bought one and I fucking love it.
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>>729436234
no it isn't. i have 9k in my checking account alone. i just spent a grand on power tools. i'm not opposed to parting with money. you are just making shit up in your own head. kill yourself.
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>>729431891
I was about to. But you have convinced me otherwise.
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>>729436387
3-6 hours of battery life is perfectly acceptable for anyone with a busy life.
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>>729436042
It doesnt matter i think its clear what i want to say.
Also i think its true
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>>729431891

>720p
>2 hour battery life
>controller designed by a mongoloid

into the trash it goes
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>>729431891

OP how does it feel that you bought a shitty console called Xbox One that nobody wants to buy in Japan or in most countries, but would rather have the superior PS4 or a God tier PC.

Are you sea salty?
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>>729436818
"As for general battery life, based on these figures you'll get somewhere between 2 hours and 45 minutes to 3 hours and 15 minutes playing Breath of the Wild, depending on the settings you use."

lol 3-6 hours my ass.
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>>729437053
i don't own a console. how does it feel to be retarded?
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>>729436751
Nice try OP we all know its you
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>>729437139
>not carrying a pocket phone charger and a USB C cable to charge it on the go
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>>729437139
As if we are only playing botw.

With botw alone I drain the system in about three hours.

Yesterday on a flight I used the system for about four hours using btw, fast rmx, tetris and snipperclips.. Still had about 30% when I stopped...

Works just fine
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>>729431891
I have it and it's awesome. I also have a kickass gaming pc and that's also awesome. Fuck off with your autism.
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>>729437198

You is definitely salty like the ocean.
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>>729437446
your ability to rationalize the switch's short comings is amazing. now i have to buy a pro controller for $70 and a phone charger for $30. now i get to spend $100 just to make the switch usable.
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>>729437784
You can't be this autistic
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>>729437593
lol $300 console to play tetris. you aren't retarded at all anon.
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Here's my question. Will the games being released later on the switch also be released on the Wii U? I don't want to buy a glorified tablet that's going to break on me cause I have giant rock giant hands.
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>>729437139
Meh $30 and you can get an iVolter and double the battery life. I use it as a home console though so this isn't a selling point for me. Would have preferred it to not have the screen and have a bit more oomph in terms of graphics. But then again, it's the only console with NVidia so... that puts it above the xbone and ps4 automatically.
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>>729437960
No, the newer first party games will only be on switch. Nintendo has made statements that the last big first party title was BotW for wii u.
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>>729437960
no botw was the last
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>>729437960
no, if you look at Nintendo's upcoming releases the WiiU's releases will come to almost a dead stop by the end of 2017. Weirdly enough they're still pushing out 3ds titles like hotcakes well into 2018.
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>>729437973
no it doesn't. what are you even talking about?
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>>729438174
>>729438190
Well fuck me in the ass. Do they at least replace the damn thing when it breaks on you?
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>>729438257
because the 3ds is the only thing that has kept nintendo afloat.
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>>729431891
Got one for Zelda since I never bought a WiiU (was holding off for the chance of a sick new Zelda themed WiiU as if the WiiU could somehow look cool lol) and have no regrets. Breath of the Wild is tits. Worst case scenario is they announce nothing new at e3 and I sell it to one of the many people who are still scrambling to get one at retail price or more.
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>>729438292
What is OP talking about
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>>729438292
amd fag confirmed
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Does the switch do backwards capability?
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>>729438757
No but what was there on the Wii U that would even be worth backwards comparability?
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>>729438305
It's decently sturdy. But if you're a regular rager (i.e. 12) then you should probably wait til they get protective cases released. Or just play it docked.
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>>729432655
madmaxogrehands.jpg
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>>729438903
Yah wait until nerf releases their cases that they have for everything
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it sucks nintendo keeps making these abominations of horrible ideas nobody wants. Imagine if they made a good console without and motion control or this switch bullshit, it would be p great with the games
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>>729438903
Everything I've heard is that the shitty little wobble sides break off piss easy.
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>>729439105
but nah their designers gonna keep doing lines and making fucked up controllers made to be frustrating when you hold it
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>>729439154
This is because no one in your faggot circle jerk listens to anyone outside of your faggot circle jerk
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>>729431891
It runs on BSD OP. That alone is worth the price of admission. nitwit.
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nintendo just needs to licence their games on much more popular consoles. i don't want to buy a whole console to play the three worthwhile games nintendo will come up with this generation.
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>no third party game development
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>>729439478
no one cares about BSD. we want games worth their price tags.
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Did you know Microsoft stopped giving out sales figures on Consoles in their fiscal reports, because the sales of Xbox 1 has been dreadful.

In total world wide they only sold 26 million coming from retail stores etc figures.

PS4 sold 56m consoles.

Xbox 1 has 1129 games, 115 console exclusives.

PS4 has 1562 games, 388 exclusives.

But

PC has 1000s of games, Steams list of games is only a fraction of those available, at affordable pricing.

Not only that people who play FPS titles use real skill, not Auto aim for console faggots.
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>>729439557
Than they lose money faggot do you even know economics sonygger
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>>729439567
WOW!!! ANOTHER GAME WE'VE ALREADY PLAYED FOR OVER A DECADE. HOLD ON LET ME GET MY WALLET!!!!
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>>729439257
Gamecube was the best controller ever made though... but these fuckers made the "smash editions" that are lighter and just feel........... off. My original gamecube controller is still fucking awesome though
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>>729439780
Anon, they never said it was good, they just proved that there was 3rd party game development
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>>729439154
Haven't had any issue with that shit. Maybe if you rage and throw the thing or smash it on your knee, but actual intended use wear and tear you won't see any problems like this.
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>>729434319

Just thinking about that situation made me laugh. I award you my daily internet point.
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>>729436535

.....Now implying 9K is alot.
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>half a decade old
just say 5 years you fucking spaz
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>>729439557
Same can be said about the shit on xbone and ps4. Why don't those fuckers just license out shit like crash and halo and such so we don't have to buy their overpriced, underpowered shitty pcs?
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>>729432930
examine your life sir
you're asking about what games are available for your toy that was clearly built for children
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>>729431891
that doesnt matter nintendo fanbois buy nintedo shite becuase of the brand
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>>729434319
oooooook
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>>729437869
He's doing his damnest to show you he is exactly that autistic.
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>>729436830
Also, you are a fucking cuck
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I like how you're asking in /b/ and not /v/
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>>729440690
What do you do than sonygger
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>>729440532
>Implying its not
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>>729440959
He wanted the autistic response
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>>729440966
sony niggers also buy sony because of the brand plus not 3yr old zelda exclusives
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>>729441032

For a bank account, not really. For a single paycheck sure.
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>>729436535
A grand on power tools.... grats you got.... a miter saw, a drill, a chainsaw, a dremel, a jigsaw, and a sander?

Or did you buy some shit brand like Porter? Get the fuck out of my /b/ you little bitch and come back with real tools.
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>>729440097
>no third party game development that anyone gives a fuck about

>>729440532
considering i just dropped 40k on a down payment i'm doing just fine fuck face.
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>>729441279
Uh huh, keep telling yourself that. Im sure you make six figures a year and fuck supermodels daily.

Seriously, stop being a faggy child.
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>>729441267
You typing this on your Viao?
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>>729441456
mitre, impact driver, jig, multi tool, dremmel, circular saw.

already rebuilt my porch and am currently working on some book cases. my tools are just fine.

>>729441279
how to spot a teenager.
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>>729441513

Never said you weren't fine, just saying 9K in a bank account is not alot relatively speaking,

>>729441579
Right, because I wouldn't think shelling out a few hundred bucks for a console once in a while wasn't a big deal unless I was making six figures. Clearly you're not making the national average or more per-year, because otherwise you would understand,
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>>729441513
Should have specified that
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its a great handheld. wikileaks hasnt said its hacked yet.

durable as any nintendo. i live in my van and have dropped the switch five times. the AC charger broke lol and i replaced it with a $5 regular usb c cable from frys. my portable battery bank charged it up, as does all my apple and macbook charger.


memory card dont work in windows
one game released so far. i never played skyrim. loved oblivion morrowind etc. all my rl friends are buying the nes classic while microsoft and sony shill visuals over fun & easy factor. reminder video games are a past time to relax. wtf happened to cheat menus? and sony sucks as a corporation. boycott them. and do u hate windows 10 and love ur xbox? kys.

wii had a great cycle. arc rise fantasia. y's. tales. Nights. fps.

zelda is goofy (all weapons given at start of game - but they break). and off course. nintendo plz make clones to links awakening and zelda 1. clones capable of running on the old systems. visual graphics are for porn addicts.
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>>729442291
would you like a full run down of my finances including my stocks and 401k?
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>>729442473
NO the fucking 3rd parties retard no one gives a shit about your finances
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>>729442446
you're trying to troll me right? you live in a van but spent $300 on a switch......... you have to be trolling because if you aren't then you're the dumbest piece of shit to ever breath air.
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>>729442291
i did specify that in the OP
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>>729442663
>implying a guy in a van can't save 300 for entertainment
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Post this on /v/
get banned

shit my threads get removed about half the time and it's not even for trolling.

go do something productive and piss off the pretentious mods over there.
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God this is the same shit that happened with the psvita
All this fucking PS vita shitters complaining about it being better than the 3ds, saying it's unfair that I sold less because it had better hardware, but guess what? It had NO fucking games!
A console is good because of the games you can play on it, not because it has fucking 25485gb ram or the best 2513845ghz processors, and people need to understand such a basic concept. I had a friend that bought a PS vita, he sold it 6 months after because he had already played all the good games on it. Really makes you think huh?
It's early to judge the switch, far too early because nobody has release any games for it right now except for botw, which is a great game at that. We just have to wait and see of there's any other good releases for it.
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>>729432930
First of all, that never happened. You went in there and politely asked "what new games are coming out for the switch my mom bought me this Christmas? Anything cool?" The employee who is trained to sell any stupid game to idiots told you. Then you had a realization of how much of a loser you are, which happens often, and you got angry. So then you made up this scenario in your head that you thought if you posted on /b would make you sound like less of a fag than you are. But, it didn't. It just made you sound like more of a fag
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>>729441934
You sand that porch by hand? Or with a dremmel? Cuz that's a pain in the ass when you could just get a proper sander. And if you bought pre-treated wood, enjoy your cancer.
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>>729443560
i'll give you the phone number of the gamestop i went to and you can ask for the 4ft 5in fat chick that works there exactly what was said.

(248) 545-0179

also you're a cunt
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>>729443869
rebuilt the porch from the ground up, no sanding required. of course i used pressure treated lumber, it's outdoor construction after all, but i'm not dumb enough to make my cuts without a respirator.
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>>729442663
Also has a macbook
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>>729443876
>Implying that any employee remembers a customer 5 minutes after they walk out the door.

What do we ask? "Hey, did some fag come in there and harass you yesterday? What shit did he say? He's on the internet needing validation."
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>>729444633
do whatever you want i don't give a fuck.
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>>729444125
Probably use yellawood... enjoy your arsenic you dumb cunt. You want to build a proper porch, use real timber and sand, stain, and seal that shit yourself. It isn't fucking hard.
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>>729444633
this is the kind of guy that argues about video games and consoles. you may not question his opinion

>stop being pretentious
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>>729431891
>anyone that's bought anything nintendo since GBA

serisouly everything since N64 has just been a re-release of either an SNES game or a GBA game polished to look pretty. nintendo' been dead forever.
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>>729432435
With Iawata dead, all the other CEOs are going to make the gimmicks worse and worse over time and continue shady practices like false limited stock. Nintendo is a toy company, not a video game company.
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>>729444859
You gave us the number. You obviously give some fucks.

What makes you feel so special that this employee will remember your special face? Shall I ask if there was some fedora wearing beta? Walked in and started the conversation about how ps4 is so good?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously?
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>>729443236
there are non coming up. if you buy one now you're basically hoping and wishing that some amazing shit pops up at e3 but it probably will be very underwhelming.

the 2.5 million switch consoles aren't enough for major developers to go through the arduous process of porting and designing their games to such a small platform that is mostly used by small children who's parents want them playing "wholesome" video games.
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I for one don't give a shit.
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>>729445215
>Shall I ask if there was some fedora wearing beta?
this is projection now
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Man I love the new Nintendo Breath of the Wild, I mean Switch
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>>729444921
i'll be fine. thanks for your concern. arsenic poisoning is pretty rapid and i've been fine for days so any arsenic i ingested had been metabolized by my liver. that's what liver are for.
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>>729445580
lel
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>>729445205
Iwata is the reason we had the Wii. It was a lucky fluke. They tried to steamroll that momentum but failed with the wii u. The new CEO is going to get back to basics. The switch was too far along to pull it so that's why we have the hybrid. We will be back to a solid home console in 5 years that will overpower both ps5 and xbox (insert random number here).
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>>729431891

>half a decade old hardware
>maxwell based architecture

Nigga.
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>>729445565
I see you have taken a high school psychology class... or are in one. Congrats.
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>>729445869
and I see that you haven't.
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>>729445580
How many units would have been sold if it wasnt for BOTW
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>>729445700
the delusion is strong with this one.
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>>729446067
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lets see the how nintendo fags argue their way around this one lol
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even though this is clearly b8, if OP truely is just ignant as fuck

https://www.technobuffalo.com/2017/04/07/square-enix-fully-supports-nintendo-switch-considering-more-games/
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>>729445700
>Overpower the next gen consoles
>Hasn't overpowered anything since SNES

Okay, also you implying their will be a PS5 , implying Sony will make one and not switch to software development like they expressed interest in doing already.
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>>729431891
We have the people along that go and burn them
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>>729437784
>bitches about the controllers
>doesn't realize it comes with an adaptor to make it more conventional
Ok.
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>>729431891
BOTW is one of the best games ive ever played, i bought it for nintendo games only. i have a ps4 and xbone.
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>>729431891
Nice bait.
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>>729446419
>Ignoring availability on Wii U
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>>729446612
Ignoring the lack of people who bought the wii u
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>>729446612
wiiu is discontinued and i also had it at one point
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>>729446279
>https://www.technobuffalo.com/2017/04/07/square-enix-fully-supports-nintendo-switch-considering-more-games/
final fantasy died years ago, kingdom hearts is for children, dues ex is played bu no one, hitman needs to die already, just cause and similar titles will never run in any kind of quality on the switch's piss poor hardware.

what else you got?
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>>729431891
>third party game development


I thought only exclusives mattered, sonygger?
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>>729446717
Same people who are buying switches "for vote" have a Wii U, I'm willing to bet

>>729446839
>Implying anything on the switch will justify getting one
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Sonyggers are so bootyblasted that they shitpost outside of /v/

you can't make this up.
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>>729431891
'other people enjoy things I do not. Because I lack any social skills or understanding that people other than me have independent thoughts, wants, and ideas, this angers me. I will drown out my anger in posts to /b and delicious chicken tendies when mommy gets home.'-OP
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>>729447471
I lack any social skills or understanding that people other than me have independent thoughts, wants, and ideas, this angers me. I will drown out my anger in posts to /b and delicious chicken tendies when mommy gets home.'- Faggot Anon

two way street dipshit
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>>729446067
lol, no nintendo apologist will even touch this one.
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>>729447287
i got one because i can, fuck off you broke ass nig. you're probably mad because you can find anywhere to buy it
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>>729447976
No, it's just it doesn't need touched, it's already holding its own admission sign.
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>>729448281
wat
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>>729448407
>2nd grade reading comprehension
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I have a pretty damn good PC at home and I run most AAA titles at 120-80 frames on ultra 1080p. I don't need another console because I stopped caring about most of the exclusives a long time ago. And I have 90% of the games available to me. I bought the Switch because its something different and the Nintendo exclusives are just something special. I skipped on the Wii U and I dodged a bullet but the Switch actually brings something to the table. I'm playing Snipper Clips with my girlfriend right now and hopefully I can play Mario Kart or Smash pretty simply when I go over to a friend's. It's not something I can do on PC. But honestly we're all fags arguing and attempting to justify our purchases.
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>>729431891
Sorry you couldn't find one, op.
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>>729434319
Wifes boyfriend? So you?
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>>729448945
Or super cuck
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>>729442663
its seattle dude everyone lives in their car or works in tech/is an alien and owns three houses and an apartment downtown for their cuck

>>implying i bought it

>>729445306
>>doesnt homebrew

>>729446067
ive wanted a pure game console for awhile. got emulators on iphone but blah for buttons. if nintendo doesnt port netflix et al. i will be happy.


the plastics and rubber and buttons are perfect on the teeny tiny controllers. havent felt the adult controller
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>>729447740
No. I don't give 2 shits what system you buy. I don't give 2 shits what you think about the other systems.

I have all the current gen systems, the last-gen systems, and the gen-systems before that. And a couple of PC's that are at least adequate for any game out there.

I have kids, kids have friends, there are enough exclusives that buying the systems really isn't that expensive if you want to play the games. Hell, if you only want to play 1 game, and you play it a bunch, its worth it. I got the PS3 just to play The Last of Us.

They're no that expensive, get what you like, move on.
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>>729448508
english must not be your first language because you post doesn't make an contextual sense.

"hold its own admission sign"

what is holding a sign, what is the sign, what is it being admitted to?
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>>729434783
most experts say 1.5 months. I keep two myself in an "oh shit" account i never touch. Never heard of 3. I guess if i added up my "oh shit" account, vacation savings and checking account it'd be around 3 times.
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>>729436234
If I was selling you a piece of Juicy Fruit for $50, you wouldn't say someone was poor for not buying it. You would say it's an overpriced fucking piece of gum.

>spending money on over priced things "just because"
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>>729447081
I have a $1500 PC and consoles are a waste of time for me at this point. If I want to play AAA titles I'd get them on PC. Nintendo makes some of the most quality games out there and I want to play them. And portability is an added bonus. It's also something I can play with my friends.
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>>729436017
100 hours? everyone i talk to has beaten it in well under 50 and is tired of it.

it's huge, and also empty. what's the point of being 5x the size of skyrim if there is only 1/20th of the shit to do.
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>>729431891
>half a decade old
it's the same hardware as the Nvidia shield TV, which is just under a two year old chip, but it's Nvidia that hasn't updated it.
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>>729438257
i can only find one 3ds game released since 2015. i see they have a couple for 2017 on the books but they're definitely slowing down major releases.
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>>729449417
>Still at a second grade reading level

Not my fault you're too retarded to know some words have multiple definitions.
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>>729450159
And as to what it's admitting, read what I originally quoted you stupid fuck.
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>>729434783
I bought it and I have more than three months of expenses. If you don't have at least that, you're kind of an idiot, financially.

I only bought it for Zelda, so I'm satisfied.
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Well given the fact I have 10 games on it I'm thoroughly enjoying more than anything that's come out for my PS4 or PC mainly due to the fact I can take it with my to work and play on break I'd say it's not a gimmick it's a necessity everyone should get on board with. If I had a PS4 that was portable, this level of portable, it would be marvelous. Also I put 150 hours into Zelda so far, been playing a lot of games on it and I would prefer any third party game on this thing more than any other platform. I'd say based on when it released and how well it sold it isn't going anywhere any time soon so nice try bait.
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Nintendo discord!

https://discord.gg/v3eVb5R
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>>729439697
FPS's are for faggots anyway.
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>>729435671
Fuck, U are me
Xbox and ps4 are racing a PC (they cant win the race lol)
Nintendo is a living room console, it is incredible as one of my most played games is the smash series, Wii U was spectacular playing it in a 60 inches flat with 8 players, we were all drinking, smoking weed and doing cocaine various times. My crib house has one wii u with 8 controls and has given us incoubtable joy and bonding experiences
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>>729448945
you must be new here
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>>729434319
underrated post
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>>729445829
it's been 4 years and 2 months since maxwell was released. that's close enough to 5 years to wonder why the fuck they bothered.
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>>729433103
so you possess the ability to notice a different class of experience and make a distinction. why not do that with the switch? the console is not trying to be an xbox one or ps4, so why compare it to them? don't have a switch. i think it's dumb too. but why go out of your way to be a faggot about it?
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