Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
and
>>729428297
Ah I love them
>>729428314
I like mccree roadhog and mercy
>>729428349
Why not?
>>729428514
From what I've heard he was typing in a different way
B85
W59
H87
HARDMODE: Your waifu must be of legal age to marry in your country or at least out of high school.
Rea are you around?
>>729428502
still here
>>729428792
I want the jacket
カラミチーマス
>>729427927
>love
>me
Ha.
Hahaha.
>>729427936
Last thread. I can get an archive screenshot.
>>729428100
We'll see.
Claiming best girl.
>>729428743
That's all?
>>729428964
Think so, love anon/mystery guy not spotted since then
>>729428741
I like mercy to but fuck roadhog that hook fineds me every time
>>729428514
wow you just got up I still haven't gone to bed
Mine
>>729429194
Its better than it was.
>>729428895
Also yes please on screenshot
>>729428741
don't
you ruined my lurking now
>>729429590
President was best girl
shirley yeager
>merican
>>729429590
Ah come on thats no fun
>>729429718
you are best girl too
>>729429194
Nah m8
Roadhog fucks you
https://youtu.be/fYBOfxwEgZ4
>>729429846
Alice was definitely best girl!
Second was Noise
>>729429544
We got a little suspicious, there are too many ads on the archive I use, so it's up to you to confirm if it's love anon. Mind you, he didn't have a trip as Taiga mentioned, since he would have one.
Claim
>>729429826
I'm not fun
>>729429992
didn't get to the alice part, also meant as anon you are best too
>>729429351
That is true Jumping to the side to break LOS is the only way to try and escape
>>729429590
Participate
>>729430173
Hi are you back?
>>729430322
http://www.niceme.me
>>729430119
I think we'll have to ask it to love anon himself, as he knows the true answer
>>729430322
Well what do you do for fun?
>>729430389
Yeah way better than before
>>729430741
We don't know if he had a drink or two yet, because he is with family right now.
>>729429126
>>729430119
Looked through the archive. Seemed like love anon to me.
>>729430885
Ah, that could be it.
If I leave unexpectedly, I'll probably come back with a ._.'
>>729430441
yea yea I know
>>729430766
don't.
>>729431129
You havent told me why
>>729431018
I wouldn't really know, I've been on and off lurking here, I always saw hearts when love anon was here
>>729431129
What a lucky bird
>>729431018
He did make a sudden leave when Taiga said something about the trip.
>>729431081
Okay, I'll look out for it.
Can I claim a waifu and a husbando?
>>729431129
That's the first time I've seen a penguin fly.
>>729431285
Yeah. Hearts were missing, but that doesn't say much tbh.
>>729431536
Hmh, the trip eh
>>729431595
It's like a signature right?
>>729431215
I won't now I'll go back to my thing
>>729431301
oh you!
>>729431595
they did 911
>>729430766
DO you play and competitive? what rank you at?
>>729431097
Where did you go to?
>>729431554
Waifu or husbando not 2
>>729431966
Too bad I claim Tatsumaki and Fafnir.
>>729431966
Nowhere tbh, I just wasn't on for a bit. I was mostly playing video games
>>729431536
Might've been for other reason too.
>>729431939
Can they melt steel beams though?
Killua Zoldyck. He's mine.
>tfw when you can't fully decide your true waifu and you end up having a shitty harem of 2d girls
Dafuq even is my life anymore /b/?
I realized, I probably consume well over 3000 calories per day, yet can't gain any fucking weight
>>729431939
Fine.
>>729431966
I have a bit. Always hit plat each season
>>729432607
Yohane a cute
>>729431939
Oh me?
>>729432701
This
I lost 35 pounds over the last six months and can't seem to gain any of it back.
>Misaki Claimed
>>729432157
A do what you want, I ain't your mom. What you up to?
>>729432378
What video games were you playing?
>>729432704
Same as me then
>>729431759
Ask Taiga what it is.
>>729432418
Family?
>>729432701
I could probably eat 7500 calories and not gain a single pound.
>>729433022
Hello Misaki.
>>729433093
Talking about taiga, where'd he go?
>>729433022
it kinda sucks, really
>>729433093
My diet is extremely unhealthy, I'll probably have a heart attack before I gain 10 pounds
>>729433066
Yeah plat is average
tfw can't build a mob farm to save my life in MC
>>729433093
Hello Rem
>>729433316
I can't even eat a normal amount anymore. Whenever we order pizza I just eat a few breadsticks now and I'm full.
Being a normal weight and BMI sucks.
I'm switching
>>729433066
I was playing this one game called "legend of dark witch". It's kinda like megaman
>>729433415
why not?
>>729433214
He ran off or something
>>729433316
That is not safe. Drink water to help yourself out.
>>729433569
How are you today?
>>729433641
I guess I'm just stupid and don't understand mob spawns.
Light levels seem fine, Must be too close to my bed or something.
waifu discord
join weebs
https://discord.gg/txGR8k2
>>729433569
Some days I can eat a lot, others i don't really eat anything at all
>>729433670
I mostly drink milk
But with summer coming around, I'll be drinking a lot of water
Please check the appropriate box to determine if you're a winner or not.
Are you a winner?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
>>729433958
[X] No
>>729433958
Winners don't switch waifus
>>729433670
Oh,I'll ask him when I see him
>>729433670
I'm ok. I re-discovered why I hate video games; all of a sudden its 10:00 pm and there went my weekend.
You?
>>729433889
I eat plenty, just not all at the same time. I have to spread it out or I get stuffed asap. And I used to laugh at my girlfriend for not eating as much as I used to when I was chubby.
>>729433743
>bebop is a mod
No thanks.
>>729432765
Indeed, and I try my best to be a nice husband towards her.
>>729434071
What a shame, honestly.
>>729434074
Which is exactly why I've never done so :^)
>>729433093
For example, yeah.
>>729434232
Ehh its okay
>>729433355
I relay want to get in to diamond that is why I am learning reinhardt
>>729433604
I Just Looked it up on steam and it looks good and it is cheap I might get it
>>729433958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
>>729434468
>filename related
>>729434455
Acceptance means you're a winner anyway.
>>729434176
bebop is a janitor here too
>>729434468
I definitely recommend it
>>729434468
I dont care. It means almost nothing really
>>729434645
No it doesnt.
>>729433958
>>729433958
>Are you a winner?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[x] Absolutely
>>729433732
I'm not sure how they spawn.
I always lure them from far away.
>>729434645
We think along the same times, I see.
>>729434764
Done. I have bought it I will hold you to the promise of it being good
>>729434934
Yes but I am an over competitive bitch.
>>729435351
Oh. Well that would factor into it.
>>729435351
Good to hear
>>729434934
That's a shame, then.
>>729435113
>Absolutely
That's the spirit, mate!
>>729435351
Can't have win in all of my filenames without a charlie joke somewhere in there.
>>729433889
Milk is always nice to have, but water is more important.
>>729434133
I might ask too if I see him.
>>729434152
The day goes slow for me even if I'm at my computer for five hours.
>>729434262
I'll try to ask later.
>>729436000
>Milk is always nice to have
Wrong, milk is what you give someone when you want them to leave your house.
>>729435974
she has nice legs
this show was pretty good on the tights screen
>>729433958
>[X] Yes
The only acceptable answer.
>>729434215
Half of the things in that gif are food, but I would have the luck of getting the cactus if I tried to pull out the hair bun.
>>729434152
Was it time well spent, or a bunch of time sunk into grinding/sidequests/going autismo for achievements?
>>729436000
Why?
>nice trips
>>729436000
Well, I'm gonna finish some other stuff, cya tomorrow ._.'
>>729436198
This show was pretty
f u c k i n g
t e r r i b l e
But the manga's fun, and this is the winning girl.
>>729436368
it was alright it had nice reactions
and tights
>>729435974
Just how it goes
>>729436258
>The only acceptable answer
A winner is you!
>>729436548
That's fair.
Speaking of how it goes, have you done anything unusual since I was here last?
>>729436536
Tights are eh, but it did have good reactions.
>tum is better than leg anyway
>>729435713
I was going to go to the 2016 Olympics but a head a shoulder injury so I never managed it. That should tell you how competitive I am.
>>729435864
Just finessed downloading it
>>729435974
Yes that would be sacrilege not to have one
>>729436753
Cool. I'm gonna get some sleep
>>729436868
Good night
Hello
>>729436753
Certainly not sacrilege but certainly not a winning move.
>are we doing these kinds of pictures now
>>729437138
Hello!
>>729436548
Rea said "goodnight and *Muuuuah* <3"
Just fuck her already, faggot.
>>729437170
What's up?
>>729436748
I dont know what you find unusual.
>>729436753
I mean like as an athlete or to watch
>>729437183
How sweet of them. Sure as soon as we hang out. Tell them night.
Mine
>>729437183
luul
>>729436748
>Tum
>Better than leg
Nigger
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey
>>729437285
Putting off studies, as is the norm.
You?
>>729437378
Unusual tends to mean out of the ordinary.
Have you done anything other than what you usually do on a daily basis?
>Just trying to talk, mate
>>729437487
But it's almost time for bed
>>729436748
>A winner is you
Seeing that gives me flashbacks to playing Pro Wrestling on the NES with my brother and some friends, usually followed up by Contra or taking turns trying to beat Mega Man 2/3.
>>729437138
Hey Yuuki. Doing well?
>>729437487
What's on your breakfast menu?
>>729437455
>eyebrow waifu
oh wow literally who
>>729436748
I like both
>>729437625
For you. I woke up 15 minutes ago.
>>729437691
Eggs and bakey.
>>729437691
Mega Man is my shit honestly
I remember destroying my friend's high score on his own NES.
Was so fucking pumped to get them on my 3ds
>>729437779
Yes but if you were to put them on a scale
tum > leg
>every
>single
>time
>>729437806
Well clearly this relationship won't work out
>>729437170
I am just selecting pics at random no real rime or reason.
>>729437183
Hi, whats up?
>>729437378
As an athlete. I was a very good swimmer probably could have set WR in Butterfly
>>729437385
She is cute what is her name
>>729437592
Literally same lol! I just got back from easter dinner with the family
>>729437682
hi
>>729437691
Yup, got back to my apartment not too long ago. You?
>>729437592
Oh you meant for me. No. You?
>>729437995
Shes Futaba Sakura from Persona 5
>>729437378
Alright I told her
(looks like I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight, goodnight.)
>>729437454
I'm going to do so much more to you when we meet up <3
>>729437995
>hugs you
Nothing, goodnight~
>>729437980
for you
>>729437981
I guess I could try and wake up 8 hours early on a day off.
>>729437980
>>729437455
Tum = leg. Both are good. Dont discriminate between parts yo.
>>729438010
are you still what I think you are?
>>729437995
Oh. Thats cool. Sucks you were hurt
>>729438309
Thank you. Sorry sofa sucks. I hope you get some sleep at least.
>>729436159
Yes, because it was rape.
>>729436345
I know what games to play.
>>729436367
Bye man
How is this thread so nice
>>729437693
Literally who
>>729438417
Actually them being equal I can agree with
Tum for cute, legs for sexy
>>729437995
eh, I try to go according to mood, unless I get lazy.
>lazier than usual, I mean
>>729438010
>Easter dinner with the family
All of my peeps went to eat with their families. I wasn't even aware it was going to be easter today until last night,
>>729438071
>No
You should, sometime. But as long as you enjoy the time you spend, it doesn't matter.
>You?
Quite a few times, but nothing too extravagant.
>>729438417
>rory acting like tum ain't any better
This is safe space, no pretending, bud.
>>729438450
That depends
>>729438417
That's almost crazy enough to work
Maybe it's meant to be after all
>>729438383
Fair.
>>729438529
>Rape
oh
My waifu is a slut
Please fuck her.
>>729437806
I got 2 dozen eggs from our chickens over the weekend sitting in the fridge- what are some of your go-to dishes to use a bunch of them up?
>>729437980
I played all the way up through X2, then started falling off with it. MM1 was all about score for me, but 2 and 3 were about just beating the damn game for the 3 of us- took turns on lives and eventually beat them both after a while.
Then it gets to that point where the games got easy due to repetition and such- dunno if I can do Quick Man's lasers without time stop anymore.
>>729438010
Lazy evening after the Easter gathering. Got a ton of leftovers for tomorrow since we had the grill going for quite a while.
How'd your dinner go?
>>729438617
come on :(
you know what I meant
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>729438893
You're not best vampire
you're not even best morrigan
>>729438956
I never played the Zero or X series but everyone always sings their praises.
I've been considering it, I just don't have the time.
>>729438109
Never actually played Persona game
>>729438309
>hugs you back
Good night
>>729438522
Yeh a fat guy landed on me in a martial arts class i was attending. not the most dignified way for my sports life to come to an end
>>729438596
I was thinking of getting a few sub files of emotions so I would react to stuff easyer rather than having to go throw hundreds of pics
>>729438893
cuck literately
>>729438596
Haha I didn't realize it was Easter until like Thursday, so don't feel bad
>>729438956
It was nice, it was just myself, the parents, and my brother and his fiancee. Much better than whatever I would have eaten at school
>>729439003
AMAZING?!?
>>729439202
>sub-files
Do it.
It only takes a bit
>>729438586
Just is?
>>729438596
I like my tanks. Like what?
>>729439202
Yeah but its kinda cool you were that good.
>>729439048
>>729438587
Different strokes for different folks. Different reasons for liking, but treating them equal.
>>729438596
Mate
Mate
Tum=leg
>all of my tum and legs are lewd
>>729438786
Maybe. Although the distance thing needs some work.
>>729438956
Hollandaise, brulee, meringue. Though thats for restaurant. Make a whole lot of cakes.
>>729439431
You're only on the opposite side of the earth
Just start digging, we'll meet up
>>729439225
YES ^^
>>729439202
I'd say if you're weeb enough to have a waifu you have to try a persona game at some point, free time is my favorite part of the game
Where should I buy replacement laptop batteries from? Mine can no longer hold a charge
>>729438821
How else would I give them the milk (inside them) and want them to leave?
>>729439225
Makes me feel at least a bit better, hah.
My mother was the only one who cared about easter anyway.
>>729439333
I don't know. Good way to do something unusual is talk to strangers.
I ended up at a party for people who were into BDSM at some point a week or so back.
Strange experience.
>>729439431
rory is ninety percent leg
>>729439811
Well, you buy it at the store
And uh
You don't consume it because milk is for dumpster people
Taiga is such a generous lover!
She let's me watch from the closet every night when she brings home a man from the red light district
>>729439584
>digging through lava
oh you
>>729439048
they're getting swept
>>729439098
cute vampire is back
but that isn't a vampire it's a succubus
>>729438893
eh why not?
>>729439431
was work as slow as you said it would be?
>>729439296
What emotions should I file them in to?
>>729439333
I have maintained most of the mussel witch is quite nice, so now I still look pretty fit even tho I'm lazy
>>729439736
It is a bit to rich for my blood atm but I might give it a shot when I have some money
>>729440151
Close enough for me to make fun of lesser morrigan.
>>729439911
Did you take part? Sounds like a good time
>>729440162
Yeah you are doing scuba stuff right?
Claimu~
>>729439584
It is winter here, the ground is softer than usual.
>>729439911
You should see these loods. Oh boy how wrong you are.
>officially drawn loods best loods
>>729440151
What, Thursday? God no, it was brutal. Busiest day in weeks.
>>729440301
Hi patches
>>729440151
We just need high quality shovels
>>729440314
And that means the lava will be colder
So take that Tali
>>729440301
patchers
>>729439048
Flames are having a tough go in their series so far.
How's it going?
>>729439098
The two I played are great, well worth picking up since they've held up pretty good in spite of the age. The gameplay mechanics (dashing, wall jumps, etc.) are all pretty useful, plus they make for a lot more level exploration.
>>729439225
Not bad, small gatherings are good too. I could only shudder at what could have been if you had to eat the school food.
>>729439431
I don't know why I didn't think of desserts sooner. I don't bake nearly as much as I cook, but this is as good a time as any to do something. A flan would be right up my alley to use a bunch of them up. Cakes too- I have some preserves that need to be used.
>>729440408
Heya hiya friendo
How was your easter?
>>729440524
Anoners :3
>>729440151
Hoia Talio
>>729440648
Some family came over. That was about it. You?
>>729440162
Whatever you've already got in there
>happy
>sad
>indifferent
>shocked
et cetera
>>729440264
>good time
It was, I fit right in, but I've never been so open about that kind of thing in person.
Also a lot of people were drunk and that can make playing around dangerous for both parties.
>>729440560
Mega Man has always had simple mechanics introduced in a way that puts it entirely on the player if they fuck up.
It's what makes it so frustrating sometimes.
Good to hear they expanded on level exploration, though.
>>729439202
Well she caught me cheating on her so I have to let her fuck as many guys as she wants because I don't want her to break up with me.
>>729440151
Okay! She loves anal and loves it when guys cum inside of her pussy. Also she likes facials and stuff..
>she gets in position to suck your cock
>>729439748
best bet
ebay.
>>729440017
Well it seems I'm a dumpster person.
>>729439349
>wew
>>729440151
[X] doubt
>>729440560
Hello Houki!
Yeah but they'll turn it around at home
>i hope
It's been good, working a bit later tomorrow so i can stay here a bit longer than normal
How was your easter?
>>729440426
Everyone knows that cold lava is easy to dig.
>>729440151
Wake up sheeple
>>729440560
No one ever thinks of desserts as an egg dump.
>>729440776
It does. They sound like they like good stuff
>>729440722
Oooh, fun. We did kinda the opposite. Went to my grandma's for lunch/dinner and just talked with my extended family for like 4 hours. It was a little draining tbh... glad that it's over.
Also it's 9 million degrees out so that's nice
Anything going on besides? How's your T10 going?
>>729441142
Bluevia!
>>729440264
Yes so it is not like my swimming has gone to waste, I just repurposed it form a sport in to a job it is like reconciling but with a skill
>>729440134
Another cuck
>>729440776
They sound good but i will have to ad pissed because Youno can do pissed quite well
>>729440903
1. why would you cheat 2. grow a pair and take charge 3. this is imaginary