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ITT: Post your fucked up fetishes. >bonus points if you

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ITT: Post your fucked up fetishes.

>bonus points if you have actually been able to participate in it.
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Full on scat fetish man.

On my own yes, nay with another. I pray.
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>>729421373
did she dieded?
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all things anal and hebe
also this >>729421481
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>>729421504
yes, apparently
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Rape. By hand, tied up or asleep.

I love how she says no, but the body unduates and seems to beg for it. I love how the unconscious sleeping body "motions" during penitration.
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>>729421924
This.

I love the way women are tied up and gagged onto an object and pounced hard by my dick or a fucking machine for days. The sound of them begging makes me diamond and i wish i ever find that person to do this fantasy with me one day.
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i want to fuck my cousin.
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>>729422556
Just ask, not me I mean women lol
People are more fucked up than you think
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>>729422877
I'm afraid they might report me or some shit lmao, you don't just go around town and ask a women:

>hey, do you want to get tied up gagged and fucked for days?

lmao
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religion fetish. extremely tame, but i wank to religion.
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>>729421373
Femdom,
ass worship
sissification to an extent (wouldn't do it myself but i find it super hot in porn if done right)
finicial domination

and to an extent traps aswell
some of them can be suuuper fucking hot.

i just like women in control c:
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I don't consider it fucked up but some people do.
I participate all the time.
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If I'm feeling particularly sexually aggressive I might fantasize about forcing sex on someone who deserves it.

Say, for instance, a scenario where you're a soldier or something and you take down some awful enemy woman. Better yet, say you capture a woman who leads a sex slave ring which thrives in rape and torture and shit. Then you'd feel like, fuck, pumping this woman up while she's helpless is practically righteous, like a savage justice or karma or something.

Not that it'd ever happen, of course. 9/10 my most outlandish fantasy would be an orgy with my gf and our closest fem friends.
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>>729423302
good taste
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>>729423059
Lol no. I did this with my ex, if I were to take her now she wouldn't report me.

Just purposely talk to girls with issues, eventually you'll find one with zero fucks to give. Technically it's not rape, but if she's a good actress(especially if she'd been raped before), then it's golden. It's as close as you can get and may take a few months.

She explains our odd relationship as "he's so awesome he's like a brother to me . . . that I can fuck".

Life is weird man
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>>729423059
My ex begged me to ask her to woof, and liked rapeplay
Since she was so into I took her on the streets nude, on a leash and all fours at 4am
Like someone else told you already, there's more fucked up people around than you think
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Sexy Clowns make me cum buckets
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I like to reveal to girls that they're more fucked up than they admit by eventually getting them to get off while looking at loli.
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Was gonna post mine but I guess I don't actually consider it weird
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>>729425623
say it
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>>729422556
That and creepshots and shit, oc
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Rape. Teachers, exes, friends. Revenge rape too.
How I wish I could go for the strong har approach, grabbing them bviolently and dragging them away while their alone, or setting up situations where were alone and they hit their head somehow, or the good old chloroform technique.

Shit makes me diamonds every morning, I dream of that shit and I even have a girlfriend I consider quite hot.

Also blackmail and stealing nudes from girls I know.
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>>729425905
Well I enjoy watching girls have insects in their mouths, and don't get me wrong I don't like insects and shit in the pussy, that's just creepy. But oh boy do I shoot a big when when jacking it to a frightened girl with a spider crawling in her mouth, that shit is hot.
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>>729426258
oh gosh, what? weirdly compelling.

can you tell me if this idea has any appeal to you? - a girl would blow her nose, and open up the tissue to show a crushed bug in with her snot.

it's weird af but i've been thinking of it for years.
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>>729426493
I'm not usually the guy about nose stuff but one thing I've thought about is something like a worm crawling in the nose and then the girl eventually coughing it up. Dunno about a crushed one tho.
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>>729426673
the crushing isn't so much important as the idea that this was in her nose, then she blew it out into a tissue.
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>>729426746
Yeah well i suppose that could be kindof hot, blowing a load into a tissue like that definately appeals to me.
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>>729424252
How do you get into a subject like that? You must be lucky to find her i guess. I always dreamed of having a gf with 0 fucks given type.

>>729424588
holy shit anon im jealous of your experience. I always find it hard to talk to girls about my fantasy, im scared they'll look at me like im some kind of rapist lol
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>>729426849
yeah. idk a striking image to me! and not knowing how the bug got there. it almost doesn't matter.
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>>729424748
>Sexy Clowns make me cum buckets

Mmmmm....sexy clowns.....
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My fantasy is to be tied naked in the woods somewhere far from civilisation, really in the middle of nowhere. Blindfolded, hooded, but otherwise naked. Tied on all fours, unable to move. Fucked by a stranger unprotected, potentially made pregnant. Then left. He leaves me there over night and maybe doesn't come back ever. It's a risk of strangers, animals and mortality.
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Kids,licked a 7 yr olds puss
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Foot fucking or foot fisting. Inserting a foot into ass or pussy
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>>729427129
Just remember how luck you are you got to do it. A lot of us have no access
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>>729426953
boys cant get pregnant
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Didnt realise so many btards were into rape, not sure why the thought never hit me. I'm not particularly into rape by my own thoughts. I would gladly roleplay that though. Pleasuring is my favorite part, it doesn't matter what we're doing. Rapeplay, sensual touch, getting dominated, femdom and body worship is another favorite of mine. I draw the line at scat and blood though.
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>>729427403
Dominating also/being a memtor or father figure.
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>>729427263
My street is full of them,they all touch each other once I saw a 8yr girl suck off another 8yr boy I jacked off
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>>729426926
woofgirl anonfag here
trust me when I say it wasn't worth it, kek'd at the night strolls but it was cop-out keks
she was also into pony porn
but still, ask around, get into weird places, mangacons and the like usually have mentally ill hot gals that want attention and have daddy issues, I'm pretty sure you can find a bdsm scene place around you
just be safe /b/rolove
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I want my girlfriend to piss on me.
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>>729426926
I did get lucky, but she couldn't stop cheating. She can suck a good cockand take a good pounding.

You literally have to date and WANT to find someone who can 1) handle the truth 2) understand you have there safety in mind w/checks and balances & 3) can handle some roughness. This kind of thing is NOT for those who break easily, physically or mentally.
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would be nice to not be a virgin
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>>729427708
Love to see that as well
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Tickling, and also feet.
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>>729423892
Not sure why, but I've had many sexual dreams all based around that idea. Not sure why. I'm not even really into that personally, I don't think. I just end up having lots of vivid dreams where I have my way with women of power I've defeated in some way.
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>>729421373
gee, that's not too healthy. here's hoping you hit an intestine an kill her with dysentery. natch.
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>>729427803
Cheers mate, i will try, really need to start learning about my fantasies.. im scared one day i'll force someone to do it lmao
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I want to be owned and locked in chastity. Haven't had that opportunity yet, so if there's anyone in the Houston area...
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>>729428002
give some tips dude, im really into this stuff but have absolute no experience in it. starts with finding the right girl lol
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>>729428073
It was great, every girl on my street wears skirts usually without panties so when they handstand you see full pussy I could eat them all one girl needed the toilet so I told her she could go in my mouth she laughed as my tongue tickled her clit
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>>729423112
are you femanon
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>>729428387
I've always wanted to own a gorl htown sup
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>>729427403
It started from being a beta male, believing good things come to those who wait. Go ahead and get a good chuckle. The rage of being denied what's rightfully mine built, eventually I just started taking(wisely). Now it's more of an evil father/brother teaching his daughter/sister, "Try it, you'll like it. If you won't do it, you little shit, I'll make you!" *rape* "See how many times you gasmed? Now you know better . . ."
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>>729425948
At least 3 people in that pic giving that person to took the pic the judgmental side eye.
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>>729427129
>>729427263
Same. I've managed a few times but never much and never for long.

>>729427708
That's fucking hot!

Also into some bestiality, traps, incest + the more "standard" stuff
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>>729428621
nope.
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Everything you think is "degenerate" is actually vanilla tier fantasies. Step it up /b/tards.
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>>729428953
It is hot and same I'll jack off to mast things kek
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>>729429239
Most*
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>>729429093
Oh, excuse us top tier edgelord of the fedora realm
We won't get to be cucked by 6 yo or eat elephant dong while being fucked by your highness with a prosthetic strap-on
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>>729429304
XD!!!
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Conditioning my gf into a fuck toy and breeding her to make more holes to fuck. When im done with her, I'll leave her cages with several large male dogs that will have their way with her as I analy fuck her 8 y/o daughters in front of her. Of course her daughters don't know any better and are raised only to fuck. Their pussies pierced shut so im not tempted to knock them up either. They will be trained to fuck each other too.
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i have been jerkin off 2 to 3 times per day since i was 13 so ive gone through a ton of porn and have gotten off to a wide variety of fetish porn.

for some hot girls being gross is one of my bigger ones. when my gf is too tired to fuck i'll just sniff her ass and if im lucky she'll fart for me. not kidding, i get off, i have no idea why. the girl has to be hot, of course.

over the past 3 years ive also gotten her to poop on me in the shower a couple of times. that's less fun than i hope because she doesn't like it. i cum within like 30 seconds of her blowing or jerkin me after she has pooped on me so then i'm just laying there with her poop on me, and she's not really into it so yea it's just awkward. imagine being post-orgasm with your grossed out gf using toilet paper to pick her own poop off your chest while neither of you really says anything lol

other than that, sometimes i'll suck on her titties while watching tv and say "i can't believe my sister is letting me do this" and she'll just laugh. sometimes she'll respond with "don't tell mom or dad" which turns me on but it never turns into a full out incest roleplay.
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>>729429823
Eggs deeeeee
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>>729428002
Psychology: learn to read people, most people are an open book. The more they try to hide the truth, the jucier the info.

Lower your standards: Don't be racist. The girl that does the craziest shit may look like a zero. The tightest pussy I've fucked came from a 3/10 with LOTS of mental issues. Had no gag reflex either, shit was cash. Just because the oyster is fugly, doesn't mean the pearl ain't gleaming.

Common Sense: Get tested for STDs, understand you can't RAM a virgin anus(wet/dry), wear a condom for anal unless you want shit on your dick, some gag reflexes are worse than others, keep the kids away, plan accordingly and lock the goddamn door!!!
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>>729430014
hahahahaha i love you anon XXXXDDDDDD!!!!111
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>>729430145
If you really want to stick you dick in crazy don't follow the second advice, the other 2 are good.
If she's crazy at least let her look good, unless you are into fucking things that come straight from Mordor *shrug*
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>>729430742
Awesome, how yng?
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>>729421481
you must be homosexual
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>>729428387
Tips
>>729430145
And origin
>>729428805
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Hairy girls on toilets
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>>729430687
I've had 7/10 - 10/10 almost get me arrested. The butterfaces know they can't do better and are less likely to call rape or the fuzz
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Petplay roleplay. Sometimes when my girlfriend and I have a day off, we'll do a day-long roleplay of her being a sexpet owner who had just purchased me, and taken me home. I like to act like almost like a feral animal who can speak, like one you might see in a TV show or Movie. Gigi from Kiki's Delivery Service is the first example to come to mind. She'll dress me up sometimes in cute clothes, sometimes make me wear nothing but my bra, panties and collar and sometimes only collar. Sometimes it's cute things like cuddling and affectionately washing me in the shower, other times she'll pound me with our Baddragon Chance toy, or have me sit between her legs and force me to eat her out while she does something like play Overwatch.
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>>729421373
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>>729423892
>>729428130
I like u guys
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>>729431420
the worst of the thread
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>>729421373
i have a fetish for sucking off 14-yr-old boys.

>and i may or may not have done it
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>>729432103
... are you perhaps a 14 year old girl?
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>>729432001
Oh, you! Fresh . . .
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>>729421373
WWII Roleplay.

I've told nobody; no bonus points for me
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Piss drinking. 11/10 would do again
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Cp and beastiality wish I could fuck a horse or dolphin.
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>>729432618
>horse
pretty common actually
>dolphin
wtf man
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fetish discord
https://discord.gg/txGR8k2
join creeps and fuckers
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>>729432618
In russian waters, dolphin fuck YOU!!
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>>729432723

Hi summer friend
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>>729428953
With pornsocket getting out of the dog game, where to go now?
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Thanks to my cheating spouse I hurt my dick whenever I get an erection. And I masturbate to the pics of them fucking. I jack off till it hurts to cum them I punch my dick till it goes soft. I no longer get off in a traditional sense. I cum just to get it over with. I'll never let myself have a sexlife again.
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>>729428018
Damn
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>>729421373
What are those in ur belly butoon?
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>>729431039
Wtf
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>>729431039
>Posted 2 hours ago

Mods are pretty lax nowadays ayy
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DDLG all the way.
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>>729424588
Awesome
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>>729422785
dude you have no idea how bad i want this too
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>>729424748
How do I find clown females who're into this?
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I want to fuck a pregnant chick, had the oportunity but she was also fat, like not pregnant fat but just fat normally

But i dont want the added social anoyance to go with it
I dont want to date her
Or deal with her baby daddy
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>>729433371
My first time was with a pregnant MILF in her 20s. Can't get pregnant twice!
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>>729421373
Mostly just sharing my wife and daughters dirty patnies.
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Emo girls that cut.
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>>729432723
dolphins have giant dicks. and OP likes to take it up the ass. what's so hard to understand anon?
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>>729433827

she's not pregnant, that's a stuffed belly
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>>729433605
Then hit it, quit it, block it, post it
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>>729432959
My cock hurts and looks like a shade of its former self. My wife doesn't know that I know she sees Ryan on a regular basis. I ignore it as best I can but when she touches me I feel like my health drops and my body dies a little. We cannot divorce for religious reasons so we continue in this imbo.
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>>729434089
Damn . . .
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>>729433902
How hot are they?
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Moms that like younger
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>>729434445
Meh. Wife is older. Daughters are 9 and 14. Usually something for everybody.
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>>729428311
hmu
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>>729421373
Sneezing, thighs, creepshots
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>>729423302

Prime choice.

I've personally, and to my chagrin, developed a weird not-quite-zoophilia-sort-of-xenophilia thing for non-human things.

Cloacae are always a plus, too.
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>>729434661
What part of Houston are you from? txhp23
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>>729431420
uggo
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I want my older brother to fuck me but he won't because he already has a gf. I know he wants to and it drives me crazy.

used to participate but probably never will again.
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>>729433903 Perfect Targets
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>>729434326
No it's not. It's a babby.

Google some anatomy and learn where the organs are. The stomach is up top below the lungs.

Stuffing yourself wouldn't have that effect. If anything, it would be mirrored with the bigger part on top
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>>729434326
what the shit
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[spoiler]femanon[/spoiler]
Domination/ rape fetish (receiving end)
Being raped by anything really
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>>729421373
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>>729435214

I have a question. Not for you specifically, but just in general

If it's that normal to have a being-raped fetish, it has to be completely normal for a man to have a want-to-rape fetish? Surely it works both ways, and if one is a healthy fantasy, so is the other.
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>>729432865
need
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>>729434568
Fuck dude that's fucking messed up.
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Without it being a fetish, I just love when girls have a dirty side. I love making girls horny or wet agains their will. Bring them to new extremes. My gf, when we started dating, hated bjs or me even touching her anus.
But from the first date on, I noticed her submissive streak. It started with her getting soaking wet when I started slapping her bum. Nowadays I trained her to ask for permission to cum, deny it, which drives her crazy, I slap her as and she begs for it harder. Choking, pulling her hair. At first I only caressed her anus, then I started licking her and now it full fledged anal sex with creampies. She often goes to class with a load in her ass.
And again, what turns me on is not the act itself, but that it turns her on. I just love seeing my girlfriend getting all horny and shit when we do perverted stuff.
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>>729435214
I wouldn't mind being dominated myself. It used to really turn me on, now it kind of does. As a man with little confidence it's just easier to know what to do to please someone. meh
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>>729429854
One of my gfs is already my fucktoy. While using her holes I frequently tell her I will get her pregnant if she dares to cum during sex. I threaten her with saying that I will rape her children and shit.

I also have tied her up and blindfolded her then called her cellphone with my phone so it rings then I answer the fake call and pretend it's her mom and I tell her everything I'm doing to her daughter and how I will rape a child into her cunt and turn them all into my personal fucktoys. She came so hard and turned so red and begged me to stop but I just fucked her and filled her with a big load and then choked her until she nearly fainted. Blamed her for being a shit gf and daughter. She quickly realized it was all a roleplay after I came in her, but did not know for 20 minutes or so. Very hot would recommend
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>>729432272
thats either some huge labia hanging out there or genital warts
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>>729435439
Is it that common for guys to have that fantasy?
I know a few of my friends share the same rape fetish. My last bf wasn't into rape so I don't know
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ill just leave this here
>>2667522/
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>>729435579
This

Something about being fondled by a huge person is has always turned me on, even when I was younger
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>>729428797
I'm not a girl, but live in houston
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>>729435955
>>muh lass boifrienn
go get fucked u filthy whore
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>>729425223
This sounds hot, how do you do this? Tips?
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>>729435058
Story?
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>>729435955
All too common. I had dated a girl who used to like rape fantasy but the guy got outta hand after awhile he gang raped her and used her for years. She finally stood up to him and the fagget killed himself when she left him.
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name please!
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>>729423302
they ever kick you? isnt that dangerous?
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i dont really have a fetish but i had a sex relationship with my cousin when i was 7 years old and she was 13. sometimes when i see pictures of kids kissing or a video of a really young looking boy fucking an older women i'll really start to think about it but tbh i don't really go after it.
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>>729435046
currently east downtown
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female Weight Gain/Fat fetish here
>no one knows about it
>It has always turned me on ever since I could remember.
>I have almost no obese family members, in fact, most are really fit (including me)
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>>729435555
Pretty much same here, girlfriend had little experience only been with a few dudes hated giving bjs and now she loves it and is turning into a freak. Got her tied up can do whatever I want, think I'm gonna start making her beg like you do
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>>729437010
That's relatively close. Kik me txhp23
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>>729437269
Wat a coincidence I starve my women.
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>>729435531
Yup. I cum buckets though.
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>>729429968
got any asshole sniffing porn that's not brazilian?
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>I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.
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>>729437628
hahaha
I feed my women extra!
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>>729423190
I'm basically the same, minus the sissy shit.

Chastity play/cages get me supper fucking hard.
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>>729432298
Read a story on /k/ once where a guy's girlfriend had a rape fetish, so he dressed up as a WWII Soviet soldier and rushed in to "rape" her like a German woman on the Ostfront.
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>>729429968
fuck man. farting is hot to me too, you aren't the only one. Haven't tried it yet with the gf tho.

You ever heard of goddess amirha? No one seems to have heard of her or care, but she's got some videos for sale I'd rather not pay for. she speaks English and looks pretty amazing.

PIcs of your gf?
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>>729434945
I've been getting into xenophile type shit, too. Probably unrelated to the fact that the guy I'm currently fucking is into the whole sci-fi thing. Really into HR Giger and other such things. When he's not around I find myself fantasizing about repopulating with aliens and shit.
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>>729438196
You save it?
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>>729438163
Not while you're in them tho, eh?
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>>729438196
That's not good.
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>>729438464
Nope, sadly not
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>>729434945
What the fuck is that a magpie this is on par with anthro planes
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>>729438495
No. I'm getting a new one soon. Probably going to order it in about a week. And because it'll be made specifically for my size, it should be pretty tight.
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>>729436520
Thought this thread would be dead by now.

Saw him smelling my panties in my room one day and he thought I didn't know. I flirted with him after school with plausibly accidental contact, just in case he got creeped out. Kept this up until he was basically dry humping me half naked. Never could get him to go further - every time, he'd just stop suddenly and we wouldn't talk about it.
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>>729421373
Whatever the fuck this is, it's disgusting
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>>729432954
Mostly I just Google stuff. It brings up vids and sites just fine
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ass sniffing/face farting, have done both too
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>>729438920
Get drunk with him and watch a movie
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>>729427708
Where you from anon?
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>>729438920
To be honest he might not want it and just was genuinely curious what it smelled like? Hard to say without knowing all the circumstances.
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>>729439186
Please tell the story. Have never done a face farting but have watched it. Amirha is my fave
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>>729422785
>>729433359
actually did it when we both were teens...she's a full time drug addict now. true story.
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>>729437543
Wait, m/f?
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>>729435243
more plis
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>>729439350
Uh no if someone is sniffing panties it means they want to fuck whoever they belong to. Honest. They are getting off on the secrecy and hidden nature of underwear and also what your cunt smells like.
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I like hary girls, and I love watching them doing private stuff like taking a dump of pissing.
Just watching, I'm not into odours so I do this searching videos and stuff.
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>>729439524
M, you?
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>>729421373
What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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>>729439608
True, unless you happen to have a sister, are completely unsuccessful with women, and are wondering what the fuck a pussy smells like. The proof is on my side that he doesn't want to fuck her, after all.
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Nazi fetish. With german speaking etc...
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>>729426935
fuck off cunt stop being edgy
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>>729433827
It's really, really rare, but it is possible in the first 2 months.
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>>729438796

Oh come on, it's not THAT bad. At least they have actual genitalia.
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Anyone wanna suck each others dicks? Near OC area Cali la Habra specifically
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Gangbang creampie with girls in early 20's. Did some, love it and would do again
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>>729439350
I figured he wouldn't hold me down and grind on me if he didn't want to do more. Maybe it's that we're older now or he's scared, but he's moving out in a month or two so I probably won't have a chance after that.
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>>729435707
Nice
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>>729421481
Can you explain why you like scat?

footfag here
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>>729440704
Ah, fair enough.

I'm thinking of it from the perspective of a guy who grew up without a sister. I doubt I would have been attracted to her or wanted to fuck her or anything like that, but if I got sexually frustrated it might have been nice to have something to fall back on, say like sniffing panties or just asking questions about girls in general, or maybe grinding, but without actual fucking. But of course that is just my mindset and you never know someone's true intentions. If you think he wanted more then he probably did.
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>>729421373

amazon position on 18-year-old nerdy dude virgin preferably.. basically stealing your cum.

No have never done it.
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>>729440944
I don't mind it but am not OP. It's not full blown like he said tho.

For me it's just a sign of dominance, something private they do, and something that won't kill you but you also don't want which makes it kind of hot.

I don't understand the foot fetish. Has never done anything to me. Want to get a discussion going?
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>>729426258
>>729426493
>>729426673
>>729426746
>>729426849
>>729426927
Only on /b/

Side note, an anole once ran up my shorts and died getting crushed by my ass
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>>729432038
Add

LordHutch11
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>>729432723
Have you seen dolphin pussy nigga?
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>>729439450
>used to date a girl who was a pretty confident and loud farter and would joke about it
>we got talking about what kinks we were into one night and she asked if I had any 'weird ones' >so I told her and she was pretty much immediately on board to try it out
>we didn't actually do it until one night when we both came home drunk and I hopped on the bed to lie down and closed my eyes
>She takes off her jeans and sits next to me on the bed for a bit until I feel her weight shift
>she had lifted her leg over my head like how you get on a horse, so that her knees pinned my arms
>open my eyes in time to see her ass in black boy shorts coming down as she sits back on my face
>she rips a few short farts in my face in quick succession then sits up again to pull down her shorts down
>spreads her ass a little bit and sits back down
>feel her trying to position her ass so that her asshole was right under my nose which was pretty hot
>rips one more airy fart bare ass then just rubs her ass on my face while jerking me off until we fuck
it was pretty good
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>>729435173
Wanted to do more than just "bump"
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>>729435090
Nigger have you ever had a full stomach? You do understand that it expands and pushes processed food into your intestines when you put more in it right?

But that is in fact a baby.
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>>729435909
I nabbed it from a thread months ago, your guess is as good as mine m8
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>>729421373
Fooling around with my gf and about to blow a huge load, I took her cotton panties and had her jerk me off. Then after soaked those, I asked her to put them back on and wear them home. She did, and told me later it was messy but turned her on.
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>>729421373
I have two fetishes if you want to call them such. One is a recurrent dream I have where I am sucking my own cock. I'm not all twisted up to do it, comfortable and feel myself both sucking and cumming. Ends shooting my load in my sleep.

Other fetish is bridesmaids. I book entertainment for parties, sometimes bachelor, sometimes bride. Brides get crazier sometimes than their husbands to be. Male strippers get them all horny, but concentrate on the bride. Meanwhile it is easy to find at least one bridesmaid that wants her pussy pleased while she watches the bride, or while their friends watch them. I am very good with hands, Often bring off several girlfriends and bridesmaids and always one who will jack me off on a friend. That is the nut. Smelling all their hot pussies and then shooting a big load with lots of girls watching.
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>>729442183
Dude, literally got hard from this. That's so hot. I mean, I guess there are frank girls out there who wouldn't be ashamed of it, it's so awesome you had one that was willing to try with you. And she even went above and beyond trying to find your nose lol.

Any non-nude, non face pics of her?
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I'm a pervert. But above and beyond that, an asshole with perfect texture exposed to my tongue, and eventually fingers and cock is the ultimate in "Give yourself to me!"
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I have a uniform fetish. I have been fucked by a few guys in uniform, it's awesome.

Also really into beast and convinced my partner to get a dog for the purpose of being knotted
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>>729427853
Careful, I asked fir this. Didnt go over well.
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>>729439669
Lots of things . . .
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>>729443304
I want this as well but am not about to ask for it lol
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>>729443246

is this real
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>>729436532
>he gang raped her
He alone? Did you ever get in on that?
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>>729443757
Yes.
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why is he sucking that guys dick? LOL
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>>729434945
This post is pure gold. Thank you for sharing.
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>>729440179
this
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>>729440344
She was 6months when she took my card. First rate pussy right there;)
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basically any depraved thing with japanese girls in a uniform
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>>729443838
He arranged it with his friends. Browsing /b/ this seems to happen a lot in america. No but I tried to have a normal sex life with her but she went back to him or some I just left her alone when she started acting 'submissive' towards me. It seems like a slippery slope till I would be that creep.
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>>729442558
Yes to full stomach, but her belly looks weird
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>>729437958
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>>729431396
Anyone similar to my sorry ass?
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I want a few guys to jerk off/get handjobs from my gf and cum on her, preferably on her soles, but I'd probably let them finish anywhere. Closest I've gotten is having guys jerk off to her feet with her knowing.
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>>729442871
Yeah, I got pretty lucky. I didn't think I'd ever find anyone willing, no less someone I was incredibly attracted to.

I wouldn't feel right posting pics since we aren't together anymore. She was kind of a tomboy with small pert tits and no hips but still a nice ass.
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hardcore torture
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>>729443757
Cops fuck on duty a lot.
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>>729445474
That's freaking awesome. What took you guys apart?

I actually respect that, as foul as this place is it's nice to see some fucking morals believe it or not. That said, anyway you could blur out the face and background? If not it's cool.

I've never tried the farting thing, have tried the piss tho.
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>>729445522
I bet
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>>729445786
>>
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this is what ive been into since i can remember. so fucking hot.
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fuckin boring /b/

clean up your act, trenders.

dolphin marriage master race reporting in. its a CIA arranged marriage. we communicate and fuck telepathically or via erotic stories, because we dont discriminate against the blind who cant watch eye candy.

when the cia sends my dolphin wife and i on a mission, its usually doing blood transfusions genital2genital or g2brain, with the rothschilds bitch breeds from ice land. we even got thiel to admit he gets off on injecting female baby blood into his brain. yummies blocking his cummies.

but when i am drunk and need to really get off, nothing does it better than a russian surgeried fuck mummy
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Her
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>>729421373
Tickle torture. Not a little bit, either. A lot.
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>>729445725
Just decided not to date because we were different kinds of people, ultimately. It didn't end that badly.

Nah, I couldn't sorry. I don't even have full body pics really.

Piss is the thing I wanna try but haven't actually, greentext?
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>>729428101
Oh we're friends now
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I'm into watching my gf fuck other guys.. pretty basic
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Get edged and lubed by an old man older than 60 while looking at Pics of celebs
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>>729447924
Seriously? Been wanting to try this
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Suck off my best friend. He sent me a pic of his cock and been posting it around /b/ ever since
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>>729437958
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>>729447796
That's cuz she is married William.
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>>729447796
She's married ryan
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feet, obvi
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>>729447796
She's married Brandon
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I wanna fuck a quadriplegic/ completely paralyzed but not mentally retarded person. Just the thought of someone so helpless and limp as they cant do anything but take the shame. Knowing they're full of cum without feeling it. Makes me hard as fuck.
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derp's
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>>729447796
Clint she's married
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>>729450570
How did you know my name was brandon?
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>>729447924
Damn that guy is hung. More from that set? Bet your gf enjoyed him
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>>729450703
Because you fucked my wife. She just didn't tell you she was married
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Sticking little puppies in small tight places and watching them squeal for me. I get really fucking hard ^_^
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I have always wanted to beat a random child to death in a public place, then masturbate while the mother wails in misery.
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>>729447796
Roger and Bryant are my last named. Roger is 45 years old and Bryant is mid-early 20s the others ages unknown.
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>>729426076
Don't actually use chloroform you dip. Real people won't faint from the slightest whiff of it. On the contrary, you'll have to hold them still for longer than you'll be able to. Also, the blackmail shit will 99% chance get you thrown in the slammer
>>
Parkinson's disease patients
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>>729438920
Post a pic of your body
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>>729451156
Blackmail works in shitty areas. Some places cops still call girls sluts for getting raped.
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>>729439550
>>729435579
>>>/d/7289015
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>>729425223
My fiance likes loli, she discovered her fetish when I showed her 4chan. Shes loves jb and shes "tumblr famous" so she has alot of 16-18 year olds submit nudes to her and she has no problem showing me them so I have access to ALOT of oc jb pics. She has a fantasy that shes trying to set up with some 17 yo that follows her, she wants us to take her virginity
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>>729436184
Whoops, meant to link you >>729451452.
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>>729434549
Lately I'm really into stories where the main character's mom gets fucked by his bully.
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>>729451890
Who writes this shit? Judging by this thread the next 50 years are gonna be interesting.
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My friends girlfriends pissing and shitting on me. I imagine them doing it and I lick them clean
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>>729433513
Gathering of the juggalos
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Beat a little girl to death while I fuck her asshole bloody and then I put her mom's miscarriage on my cock and it produces squishes >.<
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>>729426935
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>>729452366
Woah put the knife down there edgelord.
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giantess
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>>729443246
Fullerton CA?
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>>729421373
>Wanting to Impregnate a mare.
>Literally biologically impossible
>Also have tiny dick so double impossible
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bestiality. persuade other girls to have sex with their dogs. also into my step sister. i take photos of her with any opportunity i get. fap to them later.
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>>729452974
Meh, step sister thing isn't that weird, probably quite common.
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>>729452614

You do realize, I can perform dark magic on you... Keep fucking with me, I dare you kid.
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>>729453289
i'll be honest with you anon. i've known here for over 10 years now. parents got together when i was 1 and she was 16 and she was 8. now 23 and i think i've been in love with her for qute some times now.
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>>729453815
You need to go out more
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>>729421373
Anal creampie a girl with no condom: Done. Twice.
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>>729453744
fking idiot im a navy seal sniper with over 500 confirmed kills bring it
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>>729423190
I fucked a trap two weeks ago. Was a great experience. You live once so might as well do cool shit now so you can have a laugh when you're old and in a nursing home.
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>>729426953
Where do you live?
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Like to watch traps/sissies get pegged while wearing a chastity belt.
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I'm turn on by German iguanas,
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>>729451890
that sounds pretty hot actually but I can't find any videos like that where are you finding these?
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>>729453885
you're not wrong.
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I love seeing dogs fuck girls, luckily enough my ex was up for doing that with a friends dog
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