Ok /b/ you seem like alpha guys trips decide what message I

>>729419077
What do i want in a girl?


Me

>>729419077
Better change to dubs, trips are rare. Also, nice get

>>729419077
Well hello fellow citizen, don't you think that the weather is ideal to reproduce?

>>729419077
I want to show you my finger collection

>>729419301
ite dubs it is

>>729419077
why haven't we fucked yet?

>>729419077
After I murder your entire family, I'm going burn your house down.

I bet your butthole looks like an over cooked hotpocket

>>729419077
Jerk off and stop wasting our time.

>>729419077
Wanna hunt niggers together?

>>729419943
Reroll

>>729419741
Reroll

>>729419077
I'm going to sneak into your house at night and cum all over your pillows

Do you wanna fuck me

>>729420066
WINRAR

"I like em young.

How bout you?"

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sup bitch

aye you know how a nigga can slam his dick in a throat for free round here?

>>729420126
That's dubs

>>729419077
>Seem like alpha men
You know you're on b right?

Greetings, ive been watching you. I've been watching you since you were little, ive loved peeking when you were in the shower. ive enjoyed cumming on you wehn you sleep.

Is op still here?

hey cutie come to my crack shack and ill show you whos boss

I like the pie

>>729420250
i am

>>729420238
you aren't alpha?


fuck

>>729420146

Reroll

I'm going to pick you up from kindergarten instead of your mom on Tuesday. Make sure to come find me as early as possible so we can get ice cream!

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>>729420238
nah

>>729420559
close

>>729420424

Reroll

>>729419077
"Let's get a burger"

And don't diddly shit around, set a time and meet her. Texting is only for making plans.

gas the kikes

"hey cutie,,,,
I wanted to tell you that Hitler did nothing wrong"

>>729420559
roll

>>729420737
Reroll

That's a nice bra you're wearing

>>729419741
Rrll

I think we should have a baby.

>>729420988
Reroll

>>729420559
rolling

Hey I think you're cute and I/you should come over to my/your house this weekend

>>729420737
Reee

I'm going to murder your entire kike family.

>>729420988
Reroll oregano

>>729421190
Reroll

>>729420248
Rolling for this

>>729419077
Sup cunt. Fancy a squirt of the pork love truncheon milk?

You. Me. A movie. And lots of lube.

>>729420559
reroll

I feel lost with you.

would you find it hot if i came in your hair while you slept?

>>729419776
Kek. One off too

>>729421366
>>729421355
>>729421190
>>729419741
jesus christ the fuckign cringe

I need to tell someone. I'm gay.

funny to see some people say shit like "oh you are so nice" and others go "ur a cunt, im a pedo kek"

How was pre-school?

>>729421619
thats the point

>>729421619
Newfag

piss on my face

Offer her a bowl of eggs dude

show me your hamster

>>729422000
We have a winner

>>729419741
Reror

>>729422000
This is lame as shit but the winner I suppose.

>>729419077
>show me your hamster
WINRAR

>>729422000
WINRAR

>>729422000
shit but sending. I'll post cap of reply

>>729422346
Facepic of gal?

I'm gay

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>>729422772
this is her

>>729422911
6/10, nice dubs tho

>>729422911
?

>>729423315
?

hey we should go to the cinema tomorrow

Well shit. OP here. She's asleep so.... awkward

>>729423621
ur not op I am

>>729423650
You British?

>>729423784
ye

>>729423650
Fuck that, go to her house and wake her up, wake her up inside, cause she can't wake up so wake her up inside, save her, call her name adn save her from the dark

>>729423849
She'll be out sucking some lad off in town. Its a bank holiday today.

goddamn I wanna see this girl's hamster. Screencap OP>

>>729423949
I wish i could

>>729424073
Why you can't?

>>729424339
no car

>>729424382
How far from her place?

>>729424488
about 3 hours

>>729424488
She's in outer space

OP here.

Her dad is now at my house. He has a gun.

>>729424569
You mean 3 hours by car, am I right?

>>729424749
yeah

>>729424695
Trying that hard to bait, I won't even look for an image

>>729424749
>lives in Britain
>meets girls 3 hours away

We have a word for people like you.

>>729424775
Well then, make new thread tomorrow, there certainly will be people who will want to observe that conversation

>>729424962
aye will do.

>>729424917
cuck?

>>729419077

Today is Easter. Did you think to dress nicely, call the girl, and ask to bring by some flowers for her parents if they're having guests over for the holiday?

Present yourself as a NICE YOUNG MAN and not some horny fucker out to spear the bitch.

THINK.

>>729425004
>aye
Newcastle?

>>729425188
Essex. I just talk weird

>>729425108
no kek why do you think I'm on /b/

>>729421766
That's /b/ for you

>>729419301
look at me and say trips are rare...

>>729426503
Lord Kek has blessed this thread anon

>>729424064
Snort lines bang nines

>>729425188
Geordie here, fuck essex