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REPLY IN THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL GET A BELOVED CUTE GIRLFRIEND

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY IN THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL GET A BELOVED CUTE GIRLFRIEND THAT WILL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!

>SINGLE post and you will find a gf in ~40 days after the post you make.
>DUBS will speed up the process by 4 days max. (Express Mode)
>TRIPS will never get you a gf and you will die all alone.
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>>729409829
THIS ALWAYS WORKS!
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Let's try it
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PLEASE TRIPS
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Fuck this
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sdfsdfds
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>>729409829
Will I get a girl for real? I want a blonde one...
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>>729409829
Certainly doesn't hurt
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>>729409829
I'm sure this works
Op, if you lied, I'll find you fag
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kill me
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It won't happen and, even if it does, it wouldn't last.
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>>729409829
no i wont and neither will the rest of us
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moist
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>>729409829
> trips get
Atleast no AIDS for me
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>>729410266
Congrats man, you will get a girl in a 4 days!
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>>729409829
rill
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>>729409829
Rollin
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>>729409829
couldn't hurt right?
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>>729409829
ok
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Gf pls
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brb crying
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I have nothing better to do
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>>729410498
>AID
Nigger Detected
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>>729409829
Y not
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Ayy
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>>729409829
wat
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>>729409829
Express mode for my lonelyness
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>>729409829
I know nothing will happen but i will try anyway
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>>729410524
Man even now that i'm stoned i see how retarded your post is.
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My lucks never good, fuck my life
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>>729409829
trips please
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>>729410871
???
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What if I don't want to girlfriend?
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ez
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Gf pls
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Ok
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forever alone lets go
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fake and gay
insincere and homosexual
not only largely unoriginal, but also of sodomite nature
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Jesus Christ is monica
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Yeet
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>>729409829
Hi I want a gf.
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65jrkijsriujr6t

i'm a porno
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>>729409829
Internet don't fail me now!
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roll, why not
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Alright internet magic, don't fail me now.
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With my luck I'll get trips
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>>729410983
>What if I don't want to girlfriend?
Do you English?
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>>729409829
OKAY !
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Let's see
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oh boy im in
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>>729409829
Reply
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>>729409829
your words are lies
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>>729409829
fuck it
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here
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>>729409829
This is now a trips thread.
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>>729409829
Latina or White please.
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>>729409829
Nope
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neat
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Witness my trips baggot
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Nothing else has worked
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>>729409829
short cute freckled chubby gf with hairy pussy and tiny tits get
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>>729409829
Roll
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cancer
all of you
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Why do you lie to me?
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pls
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Ams what happens after the time period expires if you roll for a gf
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>>729409829
125
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>>729409829
can confirm this worked the last time
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I just want it to stop hurtingl
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>>729409829
Roll
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>>729409829
Roll
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>>729409829
Roll
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Rollin for those trips
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>>729411271
That's not true! How else do I have wife and a kid?
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gfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgf
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Already have gf for 4 years but new love is always interesting
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Lemme see
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>>729411334
So close to dying alone
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>>729411144
So what do i do now?
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rolling for the hell of it.
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shure y not
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rolling for rtips
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my favorite hobby is crying
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>>729409829
Well, its not like im NOT gonna try it...
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>>729409829

Oh, I sure hope!
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>>729409829
Yes pls
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Aha
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>>729409829
roll
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>>729409829
boom
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Replying out of desperation
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>>729411210
kek 4 days should get you up to 6ml no problem
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pls
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rollaN
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how soon does trips kick in
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>>729411532
I think they just cancel each other out, so like, just count it as singles.
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I have already gf but and I post for find an other
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7/8 Im getting trips now
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>>729411722
Shave the neckbear and balls the girlfriend will suck you off in less than 4 days!
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kthx
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let's get it!
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Rolling (pls no trips)
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>>729409829
Dubs help meh
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waiting
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trips here i come
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>>729409829
Rollerino for qt3.14
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>>729409829
rollllz
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rawling
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I was close but i fucked it up
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r
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>>729409829
Попробую
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>>729409829
yeah okay
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>>729410871
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>>729411783
Maybe it's the express mode to die alone
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>>729409829
ID on op's grille?!????!!
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It's cool I want to die alone
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Rollin my life
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Guess I just lose time rolling
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>>729409829
Rolls
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>>729409829
Prob gonna get trips :(
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>>729409829
K
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>>729409829
I'm very lonely
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legit
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need me one of those
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Going for the trips!
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>>729412092
>>729411532
So, youlll die in 4 days?

fuck sorry m8
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Give it a go
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>>729412104
It's my gf cuz I made a post here
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>>729409829

k
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oh baby please
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>>729409829
op pls dont lie 2 me
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>>729409829
>CUTE GIRLFRIEND THAT WILL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!

literally doesnt exist
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pls
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>>729409829
Brap brap
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>>729409829

What if I don't want a cute GF i want one who looks like Amy from big bang but the size of Arya Stark. Love is ok as long as she drinks my semen 10 times a day and takes it in the pooper
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here we go
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>>729409829

Kill yourself you massive faggot.

Stream it for bonus points.
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>>729409829
How does this work?
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lets have it
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>>729409829
plz save me
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>>729412111
Nooooooooooo :(
>also checked trips
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rolla
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Rollerino
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Confused
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>>729409829
Ayy lmao
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>>729409829
dubs is what i need rn
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Blz i need gf
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>>729409829
trips here
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ok
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>>729409829
Rollerini
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Work god damn it
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Trips, meh
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whynot.rar
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>>729409829
Amazon prime me fam
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21
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J
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>>729412397
Naw man I said it's cool. Literally already knew this (Not a roll)
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COME ON DO IT
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plis trips..
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Rollin, muh niggas.
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Check em bitches
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roll coz virgin
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>>729409829
R
>>
Pshh, I don't need 3d women
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>>729409829
nice
>>
Sure this will work
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>>729409829
i got nothing to lose
>>
Oh boy can't wait
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No trips thank
>>
ezy
>>
Take me Jesus
>>
Trips.
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>>729409829
okay
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>>729412777
cool
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>>729412777
>>729412777
>>729412777
>>729412777
>implying
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Knowing my luck, I'm gonna get trips
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>>729409829
Hell yeah
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>>729412777
rip
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>>729409829
I'm in a polyamorous relationship with two other girls.
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meh
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k
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>729409829
cant stop rolling
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cool
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>>729409829
Oh god please
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24
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Please TRIPS
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>>729409829
Rolling for cute, tall flat cheasted gf
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I'd settle for a bar slut that'll do a quickie in the toilet.
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25
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>>729409829
Reply I guess
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>>729410871
ok
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>>729413044
FUCK YEAH FLAT IS JUSTICE
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>>729409829
pls
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K
>>
:(
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>>729410871
fmnbg
>>
ok
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>>729409829
k
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>>729409829
Here we go again...
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>>729409829

Sir, that's quality bate.
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>>729409829
I'd settle for a bar slut that'll do a quickie in the toilet. Beggars can't be choosers.
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REE!
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>>729410871
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>729409829
yes please, already busy with a girl
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>>729409829
Ok
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pls god
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>>729409829
reply
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>>729409829
same
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Let's see them trips.
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;)
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>>729409829
trips get
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Sounds good fam
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>>729409829
Trips please.
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>>729409829
howdy
>>
Yee boii
>>
Fuck it
>>
444
>>
Kk
>>
Rollin Rollin Rollin and you better not be fuckin trollin
>>
Ok
>>
tfw no gf ;_ ;
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>>729409829
Trips roll
>>
G
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>>729409829
em
>>
ye
>>
Ok
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I was born to have get these trips
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>>729409829
i'm desperate enough to try
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>>729409829
Post for girl in the pic
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>>729410910
but it's not.

>>729409829
/b/, would you fuck your cousin given the possibility?
she can be raped, fucked while high, drunk or any other drug effect, she can both remember or not what happened etc...
would you fuckbuddy with him/her?
>>
Trips please.
>>
666
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Rollin for love
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>>729409829
Plz kek
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>>729409829
ayy fucking lmao
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>>729409829
Oh boy, here i go
>>
There are over 200 fucking posters here replying to fucking thread to get a woman....

You fucking retards, you need go fucking outside and start approaching the girls if you want to have a girl! Not a even fucking 8888888888 get will give you a high-five with a woman so fuck off from this thread and do something worth while!
>>
>>729409829
Nah
>>
k
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>>729409829
more of this girl pls
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Rolling for the trips
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Gib grill pls
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777
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Roll it
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26
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Ok
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Whats the harm?
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27
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>>729409829
Asian pls
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>>729409829
rolling Logan
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>>729409829
roll
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I hope s9
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So funny. Right now i'm thinking in killing myself because crippling loneliness.
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Its not enough to simply post in this thread, you've then got to follow up and help make it happen.
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thats gonna work
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>>729409829
roll
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Quints
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999 kek wills my aloneness
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>>729409829
sure
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>>729409829
roll
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>>729409829
trips go
>>
Roll yeee
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>>729409829
:(
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>>729413999
lol
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>>729409829
ffs
>>
Can someone please help me? Can someone try to get some nudes for me from a girl on Snapchat and post the wins for me? I'm a big chicken and can't seem to do it myself
Her snap is trainwreckxox
>>
K
>>
Yup.. this would my 3rd beloved cute girlfriend. Thanks OP
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>>729413999
My man.
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>>729409829
this will work
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>>729409829
yay
>>
gs
>>
rolling because am lonely
>>
Does it still work even if OP is a fag?
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>>729409829
yeah right anon
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>>729409829
I hope I get trips.
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>>729410871ok
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K
>>
ROALLLINN
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>>729409829
roll because so lonely
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scroll
>>
lol no
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>>729409829
rollin
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>>729410871
Noooo!
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>>729410871
fh
>>
>>729414333
Winrar
>>
rolling because lonely fag
>>
please
>>
>pls no trips
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>>729409829
P O S T . C E R E A L.
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>>729410871
Haha!
>>
worth a try
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>>729410871
oposted.
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>>729409829
Never seen so many rolls
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i hope this works
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>>729409829
Rolling
>>
Z
>>
Good evening, lads!
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>>729409829
holy fuck OP, I think i know this girl....
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>>729409829
be with me, kek
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>>729409829
OP PLS CUM THRU
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>>729409829
gogoggo
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