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British thread. UK fags get in here. >General chit chat.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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British thread. UK fags get in here.

>General chit chat.

>General hook up
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>>729404145
good sir anon.

>age
>job
>Male/female
>Area
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Need more of this slut
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>>729405146
who is she?
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Well is 420 soon. Anywhere i can pick up some good good?
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>>729405539
Think she's a cam girl, she's hot as fuck
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>>729405920
What's her name? Where did you find her? She looks banging
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>>729406112
Found her on myfreecams I think can't remember her name
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>>729406241
What part you from anon?
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>>729406443
From Portsmouth
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Leeds
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>>729403616
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>>729407665
needs more gash
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Found another one of her
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anyone Bexley/Eltham here? Looking for nudes in the area
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>>729408299
nice work!
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>>729408406

And some ass
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Bridgwater somerset
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>>729409220
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>>729409054
Bumping to see if anyone has more
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Any guildford or surrey?
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>>729409054
lovely
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>>729407665
Got anymore Leeds fellow Leedsian?
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West Yorkshire tuning in!
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>>729410578
Bradford here!
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19/M/Surrey, anyone or anything around?
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>>729410733
Close enough, Pudsey here
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>>729410578
Sorry bud, only got her and a few random non uks on my phone
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>>729410578

Does Dewsbury count lad?
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>>729410238
Seconded

M/19/Surrey, not far from Guildford, personally.
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Wakefield representing
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>>729410924
Might not be Leeds post code but I'll take some Dewsbury if you got em
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>>729411024

Wanna meet up so I can suck your dick?
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Surrey bump
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>>729410924

Can people from dewsbury count ;)
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norfolk
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>>729411261
surrey up in here
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Marie Waring from Bury. Posts as vamparie on Tumblr. Anyone know her?
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how does 4chan work I'm new here
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>>729411640
>>729411261
So there are 3 of us. ASLs?

M/19/Woking
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4chan or reddit
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Any Bradford or Doncaster?
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>>729412020

19/m/Camberley
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Alright DICKEEEEDS

Is vaping gay? Need to cut down on the rollies
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Anyone from Bristol?
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>>729409220
>>729410112
you?
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>>729412189
I vape, only internet fags think it's gay. no1 said nowt to me on streets. Plus girls that don't like smokers usually don't mind vapers so you got more options
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>>729412189
Only total dickheads will comment on it, whether they think it's gay or not.

Either way it's better than smoking tobacco
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>>729412189
a lot healthier than ciggies i think
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Anyone from Scunthorpe?
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>>729412189
I think non-smokers that vape look dumb, but they are a great way to cut out tobacco. I quit altogether with a £10 vape pen and liquid from Poundland. Supposedly 95% safer than smoking.
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>>729412281
I wish
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>>729413304
you know her? got more?
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Looking for Plymouth girls
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Great fuck, pussy is right as fuck
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Welsh cam girl
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>>729407665
2/10. Unfortunate.
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>>729412277
close by
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>>729412495
>>729412627
>>729413116
>>729413269

Vape it is then lads
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>>729414589
With new laws coming out about 30ml bottles you can snag some nice flavours for a fiver each from vampirevape usually you pay like 3 x10ml bottles for a tenner at most shops on street which are the shit throat killer ones
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>>729414897
What's the new law?
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>>729415070
Places cannot sell bottles over 10ml and they're trying to limit tanks to 5ml capacity
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>>729413403
Nah, but I have seen her around
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Any Essex?
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>>729415154
What's the point? Vaping is meant to help smokers come off the cigs, I honestly don't see why they need to restrict vaping as well as tobacco
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>>729415154
Jesus christ it's fucking vape. I can't stand the UK's fucking ridiculous laws and controls over every little thing. They should be able to sell 5400 gallon tanks if there's a market.
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>>729415330
fair enough

love me a butterface
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>tfw smoked my last joint this morning
>tfw no more weed for 2 weeks

How do you guys cope with being sober? What do you do in your spare time?
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>>729415154
its gonna be a 2ml tank limit mate
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>>729415463
>>729415449
Saves money on NHS but tobacco companies losing out on sales meaning less tax coming from sale of cigs. whole thing is fucked
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>>729415650
srsly? fuck thought it was 5. meh as long as I can get replacement glass/coils still I'm good
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>>729415653
But I don't think there's been a single study linking vaping to ill health, I might be wrong though
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>>729414248
cardiff ?
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Anyone know this slut?
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>>729415463
I think a lot of it is the unknown, medical studies have shown vape can potentially increase cancer rates and heart disease (certainly does in some animals)
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>>729415844
I reckon it does something, if you vape in your car or near a window overtime you can see it build up like a layer of smog that takes the piss to get off. so if that happens to windows what happens to ya lungs like
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>>729415972
How the fuck are they getting animals to vape? Kek
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>>729415852
>>729414248

Please say Cardiff, please!
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>>729415844
http://www.theverge.com/2015/2/5/7988047/ecig-vapor-damages-immune-system-mice
http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/27/12299784/electronic-cigarettes-e-cigs-chemicals-cancer-fda
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>>729415639
Same thing you usually do but without weed
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Post Chester bitches, no Facebook shit.
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>>729416079
It's good for your lungs, vape sludge
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>>729416144
Interesting, thanks
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>>729415937
no, location?
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>>729416152
Nothing's as fun though, oh well
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Anyone know any solid, reliable, not sketchy people to get weed off in Surrey?
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>>729416274
Manchester. Want her Snapchat?
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>>729407904
Wow, I've never seen the UK summed up so accurately in one image
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>>729416326
go for it
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>>729416153
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>>729416465
Tay_henshaw
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>>729413144
Yeah me.
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Any from Bridlington?
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>>729416595
what kinda stuff she post?
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>>729416862
Loves sending nudes
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Get some cream eggs inside ya lads
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>>729417220
ate 6 today, regretting it
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>>729410847
same bro in pudsey visiting family
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>>729417389
Nice one lad
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any scots free in aberdeen tomorrow ?
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>>729417360
Never regret a cream egg, even if it's 6. Did they make you ill or something? Lol
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>>729410847
>>729417389

Any decent slags? Or do they all have a missing eye and a red and white bandana?
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>>729417626
nah, just trying to lose weight 'cos im a fat fuck
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anyone from bham or leicester?
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>>729416127
Newport
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What's the deal with the new craze spice?
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Liverpool?
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>>729414248
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>>729417666
They're not that bad, Bramley and Armley are where the girls start to get rough. Altho I did see this one girl a few years back from Armley off tinder. she was a pengie
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>>729418009
>>729417929
>>729416127
>>729415852
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>>729410757
Whereabouts in Surrey?
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ipswich?
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>>729418150
I'm walton area
You?
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>>729417533
What about English free in Aberdeen? :(
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>>729417762
Same here, start again tomorrow cunt
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>>729403616
im an honorary tory
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>>729416323
Go to Sutton around bottom of high street
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>>729418258
english is fine too
asl?
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>>729416595
Any results?
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>>729418266
thats the plan mate
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>>729418417

Well the location is clearly Aberdeen you fuck
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>>729413520
Bump, got a bunch of plymouth girls I wanna see naked.
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>>729416820
Nope, any from Scarborough?
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>>729410733
BD12 represent.
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>>729418243
Kimgston
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Op here, damn thread actually lived.

Northampton here, anyone from around here?

If anyone do weed feel free to hook me up since is almost 420.
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>>729412069
BD12 here.
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>>729418417
30/m/peterhead ish. Been up here for 8 years tho. You?
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>>729418660
*Kingston
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>>729418545
I also am in Aberdeen
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>>729418124
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>>729418525
Eat 6 celery sticks tomorrow
>ying yang

Profit
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>>729403616
Hey London peeps, is Camden Town still full of all the punks, rockers and goths? Or has it all been gentrified and theyve been pushed out to Hackney etc?
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>>729418593

I would also accept Scarborough, Hull, York etc - In that general area.
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>>729418858
The kind of tits you'd fall asleep on
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>>729416820
Was at Brid fishing today.
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>>729418858
Share more? Snapchat?
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Southampton?
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>>729418877
Seems to be full of nigs these days
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Telford anyone?
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Anyone from Glasgow here?
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>>729418858

Norfolk too
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>>729419023
Aren't niggers are everywhere in London nowadays?
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>>729418805
nice whats your asl?
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>>729418982

Oh nice. I haven't been fishing in Brid for years. Bad day to come by though; shit weather.
Catch anything good?
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Any plymouth man in
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>>729412277
Pretty close yeah
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>>729418877
still got punks and goths n shit
lots of people shotting the shittest weed too basically dont go there its shit and way too expensive
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Newcastle ?
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>>729419242

Again, location is clearly Aberdeen you fuck!
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>>729403616
any isle of wight or bournemouth?
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>>729419023
Damn. Big loss. Oh well back to boobies
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woo 4/20 in less than a week im pumped
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Anyone from north east scotland?
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>>729419242
18 M Aberdeen, retard.
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>>729419422
Good one
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>East Yorkshire fags where?

Just in from town
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>>729419310
Yea I got ripped off by 2 niggers there once, bought what looked like a good deal of speed, by the time we got all the cling wrap off it was fuck all :/
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>>729419212
London's nigger population is over 1 million but they used to be concentrated more in the croydon and southwark areas
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>>729419420
What you doing in 420?

>obviously smoking weed.

What stuff will you be smoking?
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Bedfordshire checking in
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>>729403616
IM FROM NOTTZ ANYONE
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>>729419369
What's your kik? IoW and Bournemouth wins.
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>>729419473
Aberdeen?
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Any welshfags?
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>>729419600
This is why you always open and check, especially from buying from nigs
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>>729419629

I met a girl called Rachel Beech in Nottz that I would die to get nudes of.
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>>729419653
Aber-fucking-don't
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>tfw I've got a few good lines of Coke in the kitchen
>tfw my girlfriend hates drugs and is asleep on me

Stuck lads
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>>729419615
I guess those are the no go zone in the night right?
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>>729419646
>>729419369
+1 IOW
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>>729419760

No nudes.
Nothing ever happens in Norfolk...
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>>729419794
Don't do the coke you monster
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>>729419172
Where about in norfolk
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>>729419764
Doesn't even make fucking sense!
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>>729419794
shes asleep, she wont know you're snorting coke or her arse
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>>729419256
Went out on that 3hr fishing trip for £20 thing. I caught fuck all but my father-in-law got 4 large dabs. We usually fish from the wall though.

And yeah, was naff weather today, but had my floatation suit on so I was fine.
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>>729419794
Bang her till she can't walk no more then go down and sniff that shit.
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>>729418721
ellon m 25
what would you want to do at a meet up ?
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>>729419422
aberdeen?
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some guys earlier were talking about vaping n stuff. How do you get the same 'feeling'? Like the best part about smoking for me is physically moving the cigarette to my mouth but you don't get that with vapes.
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>>729419909
Nor does Aberdeen cunt. 11 odd clubs and they're all shit?
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>>729419615
Croydon fag reporting in - you're absolutely correct. So many niggers
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>>729420016
not him but, each other?
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>>729418877
Nah mate north end of archway Road is where you of Camden punk goths ended up, at the square about pub, rest of the punk scene is way south now Lewisham etc.

Camden is indy scene cunts and tourists and foreign ucl students
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>>729420062
ye, where the girls at.
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>>729419809
Definitely don't want to be there alone at night but even in the day you can see gangs hanging around
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>>729419369
Poole here
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Any of you cunts from Plymouth?
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>>729420087
I never liked cigarettes, i've tried it plenty times out social smoking always hated the smell on your fingers afterwords. I don't even put baccy in my spliff.
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>>729419967

I usually (I use the term usually loosely, I haven't fished there in about a decade) fish from the wall too. I know a girl who fishes there every single day.

The biggest thing I've caught was a eel that was about 9 inches... giggity.

Got any nudes to share? haha - seems wrong to ask now we have such a nice platonic rapport.
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>>729419905

NR3
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>>729420062
There aint no womens up here....
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>>729420175
I've got Rachael Wilson's sex selfie
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>>729420087
You could always get the shitty ones that last like 300 puffs that look like ciggys.
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>>729420183
Fucking niggers, why can't we kick them out lol
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>>729420183
Such shit mate, Croydon is just shitty but you're not getting shit unless you're an Arab or involved in shit, and Southwark you're more likely to get done by a South American than a nig.
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>>729420290
yeah the smell is fucking rank. The only reason I don't smoke much is the smell.

>>729420410
yeah maybe
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>>729420087
You can get disposable ones that just look like a cigarette and you use the same way. Drawing on it activates the coil. The habit is definitely harder to break than the addiction though.
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>>729420115
Where you from?
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>>729420405

post it?
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>>729420138
pretty close, fuck knows mate bored outta my skull these days.
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>>729420620
Yeah i could do without the taste and smell but it's the actual motion of it n stuff that I like so much
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36 married woman from the shit end of the northern line (aka Morden)
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>>729420679
No, last time I looked at it I went blind for a week
>>729420651
Aberdeen
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What's everyone doing for a living?
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>>729420836
I know people who know her and haven't seen it though
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>>729420836
It can;t be that bad lmao, just post it fag
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>>729420476
Mate ever heard of the Peckham Boys or the Ghetto Boys? Both are nigger gangs with guns
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>>729420836
it is pretty fucking shite, but not my hometown so give it as much shit as you like
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>>729412277
yeah, whiteladies, used to live on stokes croft but upgraded lmao
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anyone here in Essex?
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>>729420815
Tits?
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>>729421025
Fucking hell, i thought it's hard to get your hands on the guns in UK?
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>>729421061
congrats on making it out of stokes croft alive
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>>729420968
>>729420992
Nah, grim. You ones not got anything?
>>729421035
I will, Cadonas is shit.
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>>729421264
Brutal.
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Where do you fags hail from? I'm by the homo-epicentre
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>>729420875
Fuck all, left college last year still looking for a job and a bird
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>>729420144
Are you part of the scene there? First time I went to Camden Town I loved it, just all the record stores, clothes shops, and met a real cool crew of punks from Agrogazm band. Literally spent days drinking with em on the side of the road getting paid £2 for tourists to take pics of their Mohawks n stuff. Then returned there a few years later, apparently there had been some huge fire that destroyed alot of the shops, but I was dimayed it had been over run by Mcdonalds and burger king and what ever else :/
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>>729421264
go on pal, i need something to push me to suicide
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>>729421530
Cadonas.
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>>729421360
No worries fam, they will come one after another. Just keep smoke that good shit and do your thing.
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Any west-Sussex cunts?
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>>729421587
nah i mean the nudes
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>>729418982
Crimmy?
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>>729421154
Not if you're involved in one of the major gangs.

"In 2006, the Peckham Boys were involved in a widely reported gang-war against the Ghetto Boys street gang based at the Pepys Estate and Woodpecker Estate in Deptford and New Cross respectively, South London. In the conflict, one innocent man was shot dead in New Cross, mistaken as a Ghetto Boys member by the Peckham Boys. He was shot at by a group of approximately 50 youths on mountain bikes, who cycled from Peckham to Deptford. His younger brother however was a Ghetto Boy (Alexander a.k.a Kraver) had died in a car crash in Sydenham in 2006.
Shortly after the murder, another man was shot and stabbed in Deptford by the same group, but survived. Several members of the Ghetto Boys shot at youths in Peckham several days earlier. During the conflict, police seized handguns and sub-machine guns."
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>>729417878
Birmingham checking in
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>>729420323
Usually hit Brid up every other week with my missus, her parents, and occasionally the kids. Usually positioned by the diesel pump, pulling out dabs and whiting.

No noods, unfortunately. Not unless you wanna see a naked fat hairy dude...
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>>729421702
I know I was just having a joke. Nah I don't have it, forgot I deleted it ages ago.
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>>729419678
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>>729421807
That's brutal fucking hell, hope these niglets die soon.
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Preston, M, 35
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>>729421944

Well that is damn tempting. Though I am a hairy semi-muscular heterosexual man. But it is DAMN TEMPTING I'll have you know ;)

Its so weird to see someone from Brid on here. Nice to meet you fellow Anon.
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London fags, what do you think of your "moderate" mudslime mayor?
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17 M Small town by Brighton
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croyfag reporting in. I dispute everything
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>>729422268

What are the deets here? Who is she? Where is she from? Is it a she? haha
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>>729422424
Brighton 18 F
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>>729420331
Small world anon, same as me. Its a fine city
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>>729422217
Trust me, this shit ain't pretty!

And I ain't FROM Brid, from Bradford, just a Brid visitor. Know the place like my hometown though.

You should hit up fishing again. Relaxing as fuck.
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>>729422312
not londoner but he's shit
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>>729418171
yo fucker
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>>729419944

Put her up to bed and now down about to rack this up.

Dude drugs lmao
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Preston here,

I've spent a lot of time up in Scotland though lol
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>>729422725
You crazy m' fucker, sniff that in one go
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>>729422586
Bradford is shitter than brid m8
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>>729420335
just sheep
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Livingston here
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>>729422586

Hey, if you fish here every other week then you're a Brid-ite to me. We accept you broski.

I will do exactly that. But I think I'll wait till it gets warmer. I remember fishing at the wall with my father when I was younger and it was really relaxing. Everyone on the wall seems to know one another as well.
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>>729422873
Mmmm
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Does anyone know about acid or shrooms around Worthing/Brighton
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>>729422416
Where abouts in Croydon? Thornton Heath fag here
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>>729422859
It's actually quite decent stuff for Liverpool. Usually seriously stepped on shit
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>>729422873
What type of weed is this? they dont look that dank to me lol
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>>729422873
I legit thought this was someone scooping shit out of a diaper until I zoomed in.
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>>729423242
Why would you sniff that shit at sunday night lmao
>>
Dd9 Brechin here
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>>729423312
lmao, exact my first thought as well
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"Preston here,

I've spent a lot of time up in Scotland though lol"

Preston but from Scotland originally
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>>729423261
Liberty haze I think
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>>729421872
B36 bro
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>>729423568
are you selling them? where abouts are you? i'm actually looking to get some for 420? sort me out if we close?
>>
>>729423394

Because I've been working all weekend it's my first day off in as long as I can remember tomorrow and I enjoy it.
>>
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>>729403616
>Lincolnshire
>19 years old
>NEET whose only work was a few months of factory work
>wants to die

I failed life at a very early age
>>
Worthing?
>>
>>729423703
fair play man, i've tried coke and mandy in the same night, fucking best night of my life.
>>
>>729423737
Join the navy, stop being a little fag, you can't fail at life at 19 because it hasn't started
>>
Who

>good job
>own house
>good car
>good money
>but still no happiness

Here?

Feels bad
>>
Anyone in Derby?
>>
>>729423526
Nah half my family up in Peterhead so I go in between Preston, Peterhead and also Munich for some reason
>>
>>729423918
my cousin is and I was last weekend
>>
>>729423701
West Sussex around Worthing/Brighton
>>
>>729423737
listen to this dude >>729423856

/b/ro you're only 19, get fit and join the army, do something that will push you forward and never forget.
>>
>>729423811
Mandy ain't my shit man
Tried few times but lasts too long for me
Can see why people like it
But I'm never off more than 1 day at a time
>>
>>729423737
>>729423856
What this guy said anon, I'm shipping off to the army soon...
>>
>>729423737
Join the army mate
>>
>>729424087
Where to pal?
>>
Where the fuck did all the nudes go?
>>
>>729424063
Fuck me thats almost 3 hours drive for me
>>
Hey all, Yank here. Spent the weekend in London going to Hospitality on the Dock and hit up the afterparty at Fabric. Had an absolutely legendary weekend, just wanted to thank all of you. Love your country, can't wait to come back. Big up DnB fam, big up London fam. Sending love from Chicago
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>>729424230
pirbright for basic and then a medical centre for combat medic training
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>>729424312
Ah sorry dude
>>
why are we all awake
>>
>>729424412
Bank holiday is my best guess
>>
>>729424412
Missus is on the blob so no fucking just lying back to back on our phones
>>
Leeds dude from earlier, anyone round west yorkshire, on channel5 mondays at 10 show called traffic cops: under attack last week they was round Leeds/bramley/bradford
>>
>>729424412
I'm with boring people
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>>729424412
Bank holiday plus procrastinating in the workshop rushing to get something finished.

That's the excuse I'm going with anyway.
>>
Why are we awake?
Bank holiday... why not
>>
>>729424412
It's barely 1am? nigga who the fuck goes to sleep earlier than this
>>
>>729418965
YO10 here
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>>729424412
Doing some Pest Control services on Oldschool Runescape. Might as well browse /b/ at same time
>>
>>729424467
>>729424559
>>729424580
>>729424584
true lel
>>
>>729424412
trying to make my dreams come true, sleep gets in the way
>>
>>729424412
Literally jacking off to traps/Sissy's/twinks
>>
Anyone remember being young and sneaking downstairs when your parents was asleep to watch the 5 minute freeviews/babestation stuff on sky.

Kids are really spoiled these days with easy access gash
>>
>>729424687
what dreams?
>>
>>729424721
You know it mate. It's so easy nowadays all you need is a phone aha
>>
Any nudes from North East (Newcastle/South Shields) or South Yorkshire (Sheffield, Rotherham, Barnsley)
>>
>>729424721
I remember going camping with the family and friends when I was like 16 they were all outside. I would always sneak in a wank to babestation
>>
>>729424609

Got any nudes to share? Them York girls are crazy gorgeous.
>>
>>729424411
No worries man, is all good
>>
>>729424670
How much are you getting per void set?
>>
>>729424857
Got a few of 18-20s from Brighton
>>
>>729424397
I was going to join but medical came along and completely fucked it up lol

One of my friend's is about to pass out of Harrogate, another friend is about to passout from Winchester, plus some lass in my high school passed out of Harrogate last year (she was on some channel 5 show about it)
>>
>>729424721
Lucky if that, used to nick the page 3 out of me nans Sun and stuff it in a draw under me bed, would whip out a camping torch at about 9 at night
>>
>>729424747
what i want to do for a living, i cant keep living if I stick to the normal grind
>>
>>729411261
I'm in Surrey, a place called caterham
>>
This is a comfy thread
>>
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>>729424952
Howay then son
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>>729424909
25k/easy /20k med 15k/vet doing a 20m order in med then got another dude on wednesday wanting void + nmz work
>>
>>729424721
Lmao I used to do it at my grandma whenever I stayed over, always stayed up until 12 and sneaked down for a 'drink' of water
>>
>>729424721
Haha, i remember i tried so hard to figure out my parents Virgin TV password on the adult channels lmao
>>
>>729424995

Daily sport was always the premium wanking paper
>>
>>729425067
Where's she from?
>>
>>729424995
I have fond memories about those delightful little page three girls aha
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>>729425019
Yeah what do you want to do for a living?
>>
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>>729425067
Ayeee she's peng
>>
>>729424978
I almost got Disqualified for my bad eyesight but I did above average on the other stuff so I'm shipping out, hoping I get promoted to a Lance Corp at the end of phase 2, you thinking of trying again ?
>>
>>729418357
Damn that's like half an hour from where I live
>>
>>729425137
That's the one like, either that or popping into tescos on the way to school and flipping the first few pages to get a bit of tit for the mental wank bank, got caught once like, funny as
>>
>>729425105
On sky the password was last 4 digits of viewing card number unless your parents changed it.

One of the playground rumours that was actually true
>>
>>729425137
I used to do a paper round back when I was a little fuckin bab, and one of the last houses on the run would always get the sunday sport. You can fucking best believe 14 year old me stole so many pages.

The bloke was a fuckin lad, though. Never once got any reports regarding it.
>>
>>729425368
Mine was always 1234
>>
>>729425096
So you're doing 1000 medium boats for 20m? Are you botting that?
>>
>>729424721

Jemstone off that is now a pro you can pay in Coke
>>
>>729424978
my biggest regret in life is not joining the army. I'm way older than you too. I could have been in Iraq or Afghan but pussied out. Really regret it and good for you for giving it a shot at least.
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