Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>729369391
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
fucking kill myself faggot
Alma is best hacker waifu
>>729380893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl6gthDSIRU
>>729380888
Just embrace it, she'll never hurt or disappoint you, which is inevitable with 3d.
>>729381023
I don't, the only loods I have of her include other megucas.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
daily reminder to not K I LL Y O URSEL F
http://www.mangahere.co/manga/gyaru_yuri/c000/6.html
Guys, what's happening???
>>729381165
Vigne is top tier as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVfXkchDKo
>>729381165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70utG1L5bfU
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>>729381165
I mean, you ARE right, but I just can't feel good about myself about this right now.
>>729381677
>about myself about this
wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZsdTpWDqEk
nanananananananananananana.
Best champion, best blonde
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1395/41/1395419190366.swf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh1G2zVt6d8
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1395/18/1395180050822.swf
._.
It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Chen can carry the torch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtssjJk7ZbE
Fuck, fell asleep.
カラミチーマス
>>729383012
Hey.
>>729383364
you're getting enough rest, aren't you?
This thraed belongs to me now.
I am the claimer.
Hai domo virtual youtber Kizuna Ai claimed
>>729383584
thraed is all yours, have fun.
>>729383584
ah! hello friend <3
>>729383694
thank fam lul
>>729383700
is my thread now
>>729383764
hello thread owner! how are you today?
Everyone has a little bit of Chen in him, eh?
>>729381150
That would be Motoko Kusanagi
>>729383532
I came home late after watching a good film, around 1:40. Managed to sleep around 2:30 because I forgot to pack to go to Houston. Woke up at 7, and I basically sat through a four hour drive. Fell asleep about an hour away from the destination.
>>729384032
I want your dick in me
>>729384377
i forgot this is still /b/ .... -_-
>>729383465
What's the matter?
>>729384467
But I seriously love Chen
I'd let him take my virginity
>>729384671
fair nuff
>>729384671
I don't fuck boys
>>729381314
Hi Sonooooo
>>729384647
Just woke up, started geting ready for work and boss messaged me saying i wasnt in tonight soo slightly annoyed
>>729384671
nah
>>729384756
I'm not a boy.
>>729383428
Sorry I didn't reply
Also, Avacadoes aren't a vegetable.
*pet*
>>729385288
I have a gf.
>>729385543
Threesome.
>>729385584
I do not think she will share.
>>729385691
What's with that pic?
Is that her?
>>729385791
I'm not that crazy to posts pics of my girlfriend
Thats my ex lul
>>729385878
Make her your ex
You can do so much better
>>729385972
Nah, man.
I'm loyal. I'm not a heartbreaker.
>>729386117
You're breaking mine.
>>729386106
Unlike this guy who hurt my little bro Togame and tried to act friendly with animus fags.. Tsk Tsk.
I’m sorry about your daughter. But there isn’t going to be
any rescue! We have to get out of here!
what's the worst drama to ever come out of one of these threads?
>>729386244
Togame still has Tats if he ever needs comfort.
>tried to act friendly with animus fags
It was only Cupcake and he's nice!
>>729386218
I don't even know who you are.
>>729386448
I bet they suck eachother's dick IRL.
Nope, you went there and said "Hello animu friends!"
>>729386425
The sachii debacle maybe? Still haven't heard from the little fag
>>729386425
I dunno, I never get involved in things like that.
Never got.
>>729386865
>>729386702
Got any rare Chens?
>>729386425
I don't even understand how drama can start online, like just ignore someone if you don't like them lol
>>729386968
I do, not going to share.
>>729386995
True words coming from a mexican shithead.
>>729386702
Tats could probably use the company.
Hairy grown men deserve happiness in some degree.
>Nope, you went there and said "Hello animu friends!"
Are you perhaps confusing animu fags with drawfaggots?
>>729387141
Nope.
>>729381541
I just watched this episode.
>>729381677
You can always cover some ground with pillows and stuff.
>>729385691
Gross belly button
Why is she so beautiful?
Claiming Morrigan because she's a badass.
>>729387547
good talk
Who remembers when those faggots started spamming waifu threads on other boards?
>>729380998
Link is best waifu. Fuck all of you.
>>729387610
Great claim ^^
>>729387696
I hate when girls have that chatter cheese fat. It's so unattractive.
>>729387822
Actually Motoko is.
>>729387862
good talk.
>>729387862
I typically have great taste. Been a weeb since I was 10. I never not dream of those tits.
Easter is shit
>>729388248
pls don t be mad. smile. there are people that are dealing with real shit out there.
That mouth. Those eyes...
>>729388248
couldn't find the eggs?
Claim
>>729388451
Kek
>>729388506
hey there buddy
nice waifu :)
>>729388723
Hi
Thanks, she's the better Tomoyo
None of your waifus can beat mine. She's an ass kicking succubus.
>>729388848
no she isn't...
how are you?
>>729388954
Yes she is
Bad
>>729388887
There's this thing called exorcism.
>>729388992
is that so?
what's wrong, buddy?
>>729389095
My friend won't stop being retarded
>>729388410
Guys seem to love her mouth.
>>729387972
Baka Chen-face~
>>729388147
I love her sister so much <3
And you really do have great taste but don't let it go to your head.
>>729388248
/thread
Jesus died for you, guys.
So you can disappoint him.
God help you.
>>729389253
Hi sono
>>729389160
-_-
>>729389425
:o
>>729389422
Hey Tomoko!
>Chen
>>729389522
Shut the fuckk up.
>>729389590
Hello Chen. How are you?
>>729389253
Tell me what to get from the store
What are some healthy snacks and foods
>>729389676
I love you too. Good to see you back here.
>>729389745
Hey, Nerd!
How did you spend your Easter?
>>729389743
Hey!
Listening to music, how bout you?
>>729389820
Hahah.
All good, fam. What's up? Enjoying this beautiful day, I suppose?
It is good to see you back here.
>>729389048
Kek
So explain this Gabriel Dropout thing to me
Is Raphi basically an angel waifu and the other girl a Satan waifu?
>Misaki Claimed
>>729387511
Best episode.
How far are you in jojo btw?
>>729390014
I just woke up. My family is still at church
>>729390014
It's not even 2pm here, Easter is still in full swing.
And I haven't done shit but a bit of homework.
>>729390018
Hello Misaki. How are you?
>>729390014
I am just shitposting on Discords as usual.
Not happy, not sad. I don't really celebrate Easter.
But I see you are having fun so that is cool.
This is my raifu. There are many like it, but this one is mine.My raifu is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.Without me, my raifu is useless. Without my raifu, I am useless. I must fire my raifu true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...My raifu and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...My raifu is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a sister. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my raifu clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...Before God, I swear this creed. My raifu and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
Galil claimed.
>>729390207
Great, thanks Rem.
http://imgur.com/gallery/DhMZw
>>729390184
God bless your family, man.
I really hope this year brings you hopes and happiness.
>>729390189
I see. The thing is, you are going to have a great time with your friends, drinking beer and eating some meat, right?
And by meat I mean eating that girl out and by friends I mean that friend of yours.
What was the homework about?
>>729390324
Oh, the usual!
I am indeed very happy someone is doing my work, since I am banned, but I don't know why.. I always behaved nice.
Well, feeling nothing bothers me a bit about you. You should start feeling something, please.
My gf thinks she's morrigan too. Too bad Morrigan is shit.
>>729390594
Your gf is cute. Let me have her.
>>729390590
Uh thanks. You too.
>>729390018
The premise is that demons and angels go to high-school on Earth to learn better what humans are.
I guess all of them are a little waifu-baitey but their personalities are pretty funny and compliment each other nicely. The ones with their backs turned for the viewer are demons and the others are angel.
>>729390133
We finished ep17 from crusaders and then stopped. So yea... the Steely Dan (I got this reference!) guy died and that's it.
>>729390484
Already my raifu, get lost fuccboi
>>729389422
Hey Tomo
>sono
>>729389804
Lets see, you should eat one cup of chopped carrots, spinach, broccoli and avocado a day. You'll lose weight really fast and try to cut back on the sugar. And there are no such things as "healthy snacks"
>>729390594
3DPD
>>729390837
Hi. How are you?
>>729390484
Please don't impersonate Galil kthx.
>>729390590
I am most of the time like this... I hope it's not much of a bother. Also you are nice for some reason. Why are you nice. Fix yourself back. I want the old Chen.
>>729390590
That would be nice.
LANs.
Real basic stuff.
>determining IP addresses on Windows and Linux
>Accessing a shared network, directory, and printer in Windows and Linux
And in another class completely
>configuring and setting up a basic, home LAN
>>729390594
>Danielle Marie Alvarez
How basic of a name can you get. That is almost the spic version of Stacy Lee Smith.
>>729390817
I claimed her first.
>>729390951
Sick as shit... my health hasn't gotten better since December.
>>729391039
I'm not impersonating anyone.
I was a marine and the galil was my favorite gun.
>>729390805
Sounds interesting, maybe not Biblically canon, but interesting nonetheless.
If I wanted to watch it, where would one get it best and how many seasons/episodes?
>>729391212
But she has a nice ass so I'm not complaining.
>>729390796
So, did you sleep well?
>>729390805
Hey, hey!
Happy easter, my dear Portugal friend!
I hope you are enjoying this beautiful day and I really hope you quit doing drugs.
How is learning Russian going?
>>729391039
I am being myself.
Please, do not judge, because neither Jesus did.
Jesus is fucking aliveeee man, where is your spirit?
Wooooohoo!
>>729391106
Hmm, I didn't had any interaction with this at all.
I am doing AUTOCAD this year.
How is your day going so far? You seem pretty down, for some reason.
>>729391355
That's uh a long time. You thought about seeing a doc? >>729391462
No I had a bad dream. Yourself?
>>729390018
STOP THIS.
>>729390805
Well, Satanichia is a wannabe demon-lord, but she isn't Satan per se, but yeah, that's the idea behind it.
Raphi is just a sadist who bullies Satania because Satania is clearly cuter than her.
>>729390805
Oh, nice. Lovers was a rather weird stand but as you can see, it's not all about punching stuff.
And he doesn't die I believe. Most enemy stand users don't die, they're just disabled, so they must retire. The crusaders don't kill anyone unless they must / it just happens.
>>729391462
>AUTOCAD
My dad did that for a loooooong time. There is definitely work for AUTOCAD techs.
Eh, pretty ok I guess. I woke up at ~2AM and have been awake since. I'm kinda down today because of reasons.
>>729391305
My waifu, not yours. Pick a new gun, a different waifu, or just not have one
>>729391509
I did and my doctor said my health is getting worse. I told my brother to smash all my hard drives when I die.
>>729391462
Hehe. Best Chen. What will you be doing for Easter? If you don't mind telling that is.
I will just sit at home and eat chocolate twinkies that I bought yesterday. Don't ask why I bought 20 chocolate twinkies btw.
>>729391735
Well if you do die you would be the second from here I've seen. That makes him want to see what is on one more.
>>729390837
Thnx qt
>>729391697
Except the fact that I claimed her before you.
>>729391982
>Making a post on 4chan is equal to loving her
>>729391509
Hmmm, I had a weird dream about my girlfriend being in the same class with my girlfriend.
I told her about her and we laughed together, lmao.
>>729391649
Oh, your dad works in any design branch or something?
Uh.. personal stuff, I understand.
What are you doing right now? Maybe you want me to recommend you some new anime that might help you forget about stuff?
>>729391739
Why did you bought 20 chocolate twinkies?!
Well, going to spend some time with the family and friends. Nothing much.
I can't wait to go back to dorms.
>Best Chen
Thanks, you are very kind!
Also, you should not eat that many.
>>729391922
Who else died from here?
>>729391933
Remember to treat sugar like salt, you only want to add a little at a time. Replace fruit juice and soda with water. Half a cup of oatmeal with one cup of water in the morning will keep you full for hours~
>>729392217
I can't remember. We moved to SA after he resigned after doing it for years. Apparently he still gets e-mails and job offers for AUTOCAD daily. So even if he wasn't some super master AUTOCAD prodigy, he still has the skill and experience they are looking for.
Bout to go pick up some Easter bud. And then probably read the the next chapter in my text books.
Maybe jump on MC and build that mob farm.
>>729392416
>>729392217
I bought all those because I am high and had to have munchies. So I went to the shop and was going to buy all sorts of shit.
Chips, twinkies, choco bars and etc.
I saw chocolate twinkies on display, never seen them before. So I got excited and spent 60 Egp on 20 of them.
>>729392217
I don't think that's how that would work. >>729392326
Someone a long time ago. You wouldn't remember them.
>>729391423
>maybe not Biblically canon
Nope, that's not really the goal of the show.
There's only one 12 episode long season and it finished airing about 3 weeks ago.
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=search&cats=0_0&filter=0&term=gabriel+horriblesubs
>>729391462
Sort of slow, but I guess it's not supposed to be something I can learn fast.
The whole genitive case is kinda weird.
Pretty talkative today heh? I sent you a chen pic on disc in case you didn't see it yet.
>>729391511
>Raphi is just a sadist who bullies Satania because Satania is clearly cuter than her.
Subjective. Satania is cuter for those with inferior likes.
I c. It only showed star platinum punching him consecutively for like 15 seconds before throwing him against a wall, smashing it.
I kinda assumed someone would die from that.
Tbh Dan was pretty retarded, he could have done so much more. I guess he wasn't expecting them to be able to deal with him at all.
>>729392186
>doesn't even know the Rifleman's creed
>hasn't even served in the Marines
>doesn't even own a Galil.
>>729392809
Someone from /waifu/? I've been here since 06'
I know I don't have a life.
>mfw you know who is in my living room watching NHL playoffs and screaming
>>729393028
I havent done any of that ethier
>>729392901
Lmao Raphi is worst girl
>>729392416
MC?
What's that from?
>Easter bud.
Indica or sativa?
Well, not my business.
AUTOCAD is good to learn, I will also learn CATIA and SolidWorks in the third year.
>>729392514
Oh, yeah, I remember when I used to get high I was always angry for something sweet and lots of water.
You know, it seems like you enjoy a lot of things better when you're high.
But, whatever.
It makes me lazy so I quit doing drugs, for now, at least.
>>729392809
Yeah.. pretty weird stuff, man.
Do you like eggs?
>>729392901
Oh, I saw it and I thought it was very cute! Thank you!
It was very nice of you.
Yeah, I know.. Do you learn it from youtube lessons?
>Pretty talkative.
Eh.
>>729393076
>I've been in /waifu/ since '06
Lmao these threads started late 2015, dumbass
It me Rikka
>>729393076
Yeah but they didn't post that much. Jealous. >>729393259
I eat them and they are fine to me.
>>729393205
>
>>729392901
Don't worry family, it's okay to be wrong every once in a while.
One thing about JoJo is that you're going to see a lot of insanely overpowered stands being bad just because the user is an idiot. Doesn't really happen with Lovers, since it can't do much against 4 capable stand users, b ut I get what you mean.
Dan was pretty damn retarded, also an annoying character overall tbh.
>>729393335
On /b/*
>>729393386
Don't be jealous, we don't have sex or anything like that.
>>729393259
Well that is good. Weed isn't much of a drug though. But good nonetheless. I will now go order something to eat in this cafe and watch some stuff. Have a good day Chen!
>>729393028
>Does know it though
>Implying mopping floors and being autistic is a good thing
>Bad luck
Sounds like you're retarded. Makes sense, cause the Marines do have the lowest IQ of all branches.
>>729393335
He is cancer, don't bother talking to cancer.
>>729393386
Good, good!
Have you been playing anything?
Any interesting game?
>>729393580
Oh, enjoy yourself, fam.
It was nice talking to you!
>>729393719
Says the pot
>>729393955
Good talk.
>>729393574
Still jealous. >>729393719
Hmm more world of tanks. Some bloodborne and the KH remake.
>>729393205
Found the pleb.
>>729393259
Lately mostly duolingo but I guess that's not supposed to be enough to cut it.
>>729393404
Yee, halfway through his appearance I was getting impatient to see him getting smacked.
>>729393719
jerk
>>729394235
Until she grabs you and puts you in a surprise arm bar. Tell me who that person was.
>>729394150
Good talk.
>>729394281
Obviously you're a pleb. You like to be inferior. That's why you like Raphi.
>>729394534
Are you the anon who has a crush on me?
>>729394402
Still sounds more fun then here. They posted Papi.were only around for a month and very infrequent.
>>729394648
Hell no.
I have a crush on Choa of AoA
>>729392326
You're the best sono
>>729393205
Tap is worst girl
>>729394281
Oh, Duolingo is what I am using aswell, along with Tinycards and some videos on Youtube.
Are you enjoying driving your car?
I hope you did some lit playlist for night long rides. I do that sometimes to relax.
>>729394235
I don't like World of Tanks.
I mean, I have not tried it yet, honestly.
Maybe I should give it a try.
>>729394700
>posted Papi
Man, Mugi used to post Papi when he was crying about how he didn't made any friends at school and how he fought with one "friend" because he was showing him too many memes.
LUL.
>>729394700
That's sad. I have to her to be quiet, brb.
>>729394772
Ah, sorry for bothering you.
>>729394803
I am the only one!
>>729394849
Can I be in your orbit?
>>729393337
nice taste
>>729394902
Whoah hidden sono? Is that you irl on the thumbnail,??
>go buy some stuff at mall
>go check out
>qt cashier
>fuck
>ended up not saying anything
>leave
>literally as I walk out
>a fucking fetus of a bird
>barely covered in feathers
>falls and snaps it's neck/hit it's head
>squirms of pain
>the look of death in his eyes
>the last breath he took
>and I stood there
>and watched
>he went limp
>A lifeless body of a hopeless bird
I remember why I don't like going outside.
>>729394281
Specially when he started abusing Jotaro. I swear it made me so mad lmao.
Lukily, Jotaro kicked his ass. That was so satisfying to watch.
>>729393259
MC is MineCraft. I need to build a machine that will spawn mobs, kill them, and pick up and distribute loot an essence or experience.
>indica or sative
Don't know, don't care. I'll figure it out after I smoke it.
Again, there is work for AUTOCAD so good on you for learning it.
>>729395184
I usually try to force myself to talk to the cute cashier, because I feel like saying nothing is too awkward, so I just ask bullshit about items
in 4th grade, these kids threw a big rock on some bird, its guts spilled out
>>729394884
Only if you can handle long grinds. This was a different papi. Not as known. >>729394902
I'll be here. Hope it goes well.
>>729394902
orbit me daddy~
>>729394534
I mean yea, I want a partner that is superior to me, how is having high standards a pleb thing?
>>729394884
I don't have one yet, I just drive my parent's here and there, mostly at night to go to a café or my m8s house.
I just listen through albums, if I don't have enough time to finish it I play one I know very well already.
>>729395332
That's the thing, he could have shanked Jojo there, or something. There were also a couple of asspulls like Jotaro knowing that Kakyoin tied a tentacle to the stand before it fled from them, but I'll let them pass, after all star does have really good vision.
>>729394902
Mado?
More like Sado
As in he's a sadistic catfish
If he asks you to cut your wrists, don't.
>>729395671
Send me an invite to your fancy new server so I can bully your orbiters some more.
>>729395094
No lol my hair is much longer.
>>729395184
That's what you get for not talking to qt.
>>729395600
She mad now and i'm hiding in my room ._.
>>729395671
Don't call me daddy, that turns me on way too much.
>>729394884
I mean, you're right about the first part, but I don't remember fighting with a friend.
>>729395722
Wait why are you using male pronouns?
>>729395434
I went on a trip to play in a different part of the state and we got dinner at McDonalds and there was this cute cashier and I was afraid to talk to her so I went without food.
>>729395713
Because only plebs like to be dominated by an alleged patrician.
>>729395806
It will be okay.
>>729395184
pussy.
>>729395425
I used to play Minecraft in school with my friends on Skype/Teamspeak
We used to play a lot of games, Warcraft 3, Call of duty 2/4/6.
Damn, it was so much better to play with someone you know in real life. It felt much better winning against them
Or burning their house in Minecraft.
>>729395600
Hmmm. Seems I wasn't around that time, I guess.
>>729395713
You should drive to Burial, lmao.
Works so good, not memeing.
You should try going for some night drives alone, I promise you will love it.
Sometimes, you just need some time with yourself to reflect on your actions and life.
>>729395799
What do i get out of it?
>>729395806
But daddy... i love you.
>>729396079
+1 to your server and me.
What more could you ask for?
>>729394925
Thanks G
>>729396050
I'm going to end up losing my apartment.
>>729396079
You don't feel love you sociopath!
>>729396062
They were pretty small time poster. Didnt talk to anyone really.
>>729396164
Hi
>>729396167
Why?
>>729395890
Because Mado is a he until PROVEN explicitly.
>>729396160
Oh neato.
We'll see tomo.
>>729396167
kek "sociopath"
>>729396219
But i've already proven it multiple times. lmao
>piety
>>729396395
Post pic with timestamp next thread