Hey /b/, I'm the worst with STD's and have recently

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>>729379511
your dick looks like a rotting fruit you need to get to the fucking ER or it's gonna have to be chopped off

>>729379511
What, you talk to your sister about the disgusting shit you got on your dick? Go see a doctor.

>>729379655
Thanks Highschool.

Anyone with real knowledge?

>>729379670

She's studying to be a doctor.

>>729379705
>asking for real knowledge on 4chan when you could go to a doctor

>>729379747
Dude, even if she is a doctor that's fucked up. She is your sister in the first place.

>>729379511
vesicular red bumps filled with clear fluid? herpes .. if its sjust dick cheese go wash it .. need a better image .. painful? swollen?

>>729379705
go to the hospital you dumbass

>>729379511
>>729379956
urination painful?

>>729379511
Nice dubs
>Inb4 Aids
But not inb4 "op cant inb4"

>>729379956
No red bumps. Not dick cheese either. It's very itchy white bumps. They're not even bumps they just seem very flaccid really.
>>729380024
Doesn't really hurt when to pee but there is a bit of an uncomfortable feeling.

I've been walking around with sweatpants all day and it has just been itching a lot. It's the worst when i get an erection as well.

I'm considering buying fluconazole then an anti fungal cream with it.

are there areas on the skin of the shaft that are dry / shiny and appear thin? could be yeast, sure .. yeast normally extracts water on the skin make it appear dry and shiny .. like if you were on a wank marathon

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>>729379956
Don't know if this helps.

>>729380767
You need to wash that shit with hot water and a lot of soap, then go see a doctor to prescribe you with some antibiotics or some steroid based cream. Your dick looks fucking gross man, I hope you weren't planning on getting laid anytime soon.

>>729380767
get some antifungal, that should do .. if it doesnt help or worsens go see a doc .. if antifungals are with prescription only or poorfag.. normal bacteria in natural yoghurts should do too ..

if its viral .. boost up your immune system with zinc selen and vit c .. nothing to do about it

>>729380980
Shit doesn't go off. I had a bath and tried scrubbing a bit, but it's not going away.

>>729379895
>not wanting your sister all over your dick
the new /b/, ladies & gents.
RIP in pieces. /b/ is kill

>>729379511
Yeah I've had one and no it didn't look like that, there were no blisters/pimples, just dry skin which looked like it wanted to flake away and development of dick cheese at an abnormal rate.

>>729379511
pearly penile papules, google it. It's benign, just looks like shit

>>729381193
I used to go here when i was in high school. I don't know why i thought to post because i browse very rarely. Usually on /fit/

>>729379511
i think that's a candia fungus reaction, put some vagina antifungal pomade or put it in yoghurt and for godsake use a condom next time... and check your inmunological system

>>729380195
Small flesh colored bumps? Warts maybe? But your STI test came back negative...what did they test you for? Some times they only test for bacterial infections not viral...

>>729380767
when i had a yeast infection on my dick, it was in one centralized spot and spread outwards as a larger spot. you've got bumps all over the place. either you've got a weird dick cheese thing going on, or it's something else. if you're worried it might be a yeast infection, then ffs just go to walmart and buy some antifungal cream like monistat 7 or whatever

>>729381290
That's not even close to ppp

>>729381175
Of course it isn't going away...It's a fucking infection you retard. I meant wash it with hot water and soap to keep it as clean as possible. Getting the antibiotics is the important part you nigger.

You can just get athletes foot cream from any store.

Dont feel gross for getting thrush, you could have gotten it just from sweating too much. Cold water helps for quick relief. Seriously just get some cream. Most athletes foot cream will say on the package that it can be used for thrush.

>>729381613
technically, it's an overgrowth, not an infection. the candida yeast is always present on our skin. only during an overgrowth is it a problem.

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This happened to me once. Just put a little icyhot on the area, it'll clear up about an hour afterwords. The methyl salicylate is what does it.

>>729381348
They tested me for all the usual STD's like chlamydia etc. There was a long list of what i was to be tested for and it came back negative.

>>729381348
They're just white. I thought it was dick cheese at first but i tried to get it off and it's not going. I'm going to try the cream later today and see what happens.

>>729381369
Idk what it is. I'm just hoping it goes away within this week. Otherwise I'm going in for another test.

>>729381613
Generally shit like that will go away by itself, just you can hasten the process with medication. The fact he's producing dick cheese at an accelerated rate is a clear indication his body is producing antigens to fight it. Excessive washing can cause shit like this and it's often the cause of yeast infections in chicks, that and antibiotics because they destroy positive bacteria.

a viable substitute for antifungal cream is coconut oil. it's a natural antifungal. it probably doesn't work as well as cunt cream, but it's an option

>>729381637
I workout everyday and that might have something to do with the sweating.

>>729381880
You'd be better off with honey tbh

>>729381928
Sweat can mess up your Ph balance. Just make sure you wash thoroughly afterwards.

>>729379895
Not if she's hot. I've fucked my sister before. Nothing wrong with it..

yeah my first thought was PPP but this would be the most aggressive case ever known to man.

>>729381193
Taking with your sister about your dick infection and STDs is not going to make her come any close to your dick

>>729381940
if you're gonna use honey, it has to be raw, unheated honey. otherwise you're just feeding the fungus the sugar that it craves

>>729382033
his dick won't look like that forever. as soon as it's back to normal, she's gonna want that cock inside her

>>729382000
>green text plox

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>>729382037
ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE.

>>729382003
PPP are solid nubs around your corona, they grow nowhere else. They're vestigial cum scrapers from a time when we had sperm competition.

>>729382037
You're more likely to buy natural honey than natural coconut oil/cream/milk - at least in my country

>>729381772
if you let your dick get that dirty then you deserve disease. People are fucking gross.

>>729379511
I do not think this is a fungal infection. You need to see a doc. Fungus does not creat small puss filled bumps. Maybe there is some thing your STI test missed.

>>729379511
>I'm not particularly a fan of condoms

You fucking deserve it.
I dont know if it is a yeast infection, could be, but it could be a superinfected herpes also.
Does it hurt or itch?

>>729382201
I keep my dick very clean. This developed over one day.

>>729382161
Thats super interesting if thats true. I always thought it was related to nerve endings, they do have a correlation with premature ejaculation.
They sometimes grow on the foreskin as well but never on the head like that you're right.

>>729382302
>developed over one day
welp... that's the last time you ever fap with industrial chemicals, huh?

>>729381348
This is herpes

>>729382201
You should probably study a little biology, that shit is his body fighting off whatever is afflicting him, same reason your tongue goes white if you have a throat infection.

>>729382347
I've got them, they have no feeling at all.

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>>729379895
are you telling me you've never asked a family member about shit like that?

my dad worked with medicine in mexico when he used to live there and he would always teach me about shit i found disgusting, and he helped me out with stuff i didn't know too much about

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There's one option when you wake up and your dick looks like cottage cheese is growing on it.

If it's not smegma and it's not yeast then those look like pus filled lesions.

>>729380767
I got something like this a couple times. Always after a long night of sex 2+ hours and forgetting to wash my dick before I went to sleep. When was the last time you had sex?

>>729382438
try squeezing one of them, they are over the top of nerve endings.

And that wasnt my point genius, I meant if he lets his dick get dirty enough for im to confuse it for smegma then he needs to wash more. Kys.

>>729382674
Excessive washing can cause thrush, it removes as much good bacteria as bad and as he said, he developed that within a day - because his body is fighting off an infection of some sort and producing antigens which die to form the cheese you see.

I have tried it, they're numb.

Its a yeast infection, dummy. That's not an STD & is common so they didn't check for that. It happens with men who aren't circumcised. Happened to me a time or two.

They can give you a pill that works internally, or you can go to the drug store & get the ointment over the counter (where the woman's stuff is).

>>729382621
Last had sex two days ago with my girlfriend. I guess I forgot to mention that she is on antibiotics and has an infection in her nose hence antibiotics.

>>729382867
>>729382940
This & this. Don't wash the hell out of it (that will NOT make it better). Treat it w over the counter yeast stuff after you wash it once, close up your foreskin & let it work. Change it as needed until its gone.

>>729383035
She's probably also got thrush, even if she doesn't know it yet. Thrush on antibiotics is super common in chicks.

Take a 30 min bath with epsom salt every day until they're gone and then continue for another 3-5 days. They will go away. Unfortunately, you will always have this recurring. You gotta keep your shit very clean so bathe twice a day and steralize with rubbing alc every other day. Wear a condom from now on if you don't want to spread it and in the event that you want to reproduce, go to a fertility clinic.

>>729383133
Yeah that's what I thought the deal was. She just got pills and cream, I just have to buy it now.
>>729382940
Thanks, that's what I was hoping for. She told me that it was a yeast infection but I was scared it was something else.
>>729383113
I only had a bath and tried to massage it off with no luck. I felt like scrubbing it off would only make it worse.

Thanks friends.

Looks like a pretty bad yeast infection anon. I used coconut oil (organic) when I had mine. Its really relieved the "itchyness" and soothed the irritated areas. It took about two days for that shit to clear up. I slept with coco oil on me too.

Go see a doc though man just to be safe. Yours is much more severe than mine was as far as the textured look goes. Wash your shit after having sex too...

Hope that helps

So is this leading up to wincest??

>>729383387
It will go away on it's own, just canesten and shit helps the process faster, as other anon said, apply in the morning, wash it off at night and reapply, let it do it's thing and don't worry about fastidiously washing it, won't help things.

>>729379511

Thats either 1 of two things, herpes or a yeast infection. Pray... and i mean pray its a yeast infection.

>>729383597
Yeah it's yeast anon, OP just said his missus is on antibiotics.

>>729379511
I had a yeast infection twice. That I got from a girl who had a yeast infection and from having athletes foot that went from my feet, to my boxers, to my balls.


I drank kefir, an was eating a few yogurts a day, choboni.

I used an antifungal rub on my donger.

When getting out of the shower I put a small fan blowing upwards towards my penis and balls, and made sure they were fully dry.

It kind of burns, and smells like a very smelly vagina does.

It will go away in a week or two.

also, that is not what it looked like, it was basically chuffed skin with a sheen to it.

what you have there I have no idea. you should see a doctor

>>729382120
Not much to it. Close, got to talking about my bad date, she comforts and I joke how boobs would be better. Rest is sweaty sex.

>>729379511
If it's a yeast infection you can get that from not cleaning your dick properly, or from sex. Make sure you see a doctor and get some antifungal cream and wash your dick everyday and dry it properly.

>>729381348
There's actually no test for warts other than visual diagnosis. Source: I had warts but those look far too widespread.
Fuckng christ though get it looked at

>>729383703
>If it's a yeast infection you can get that from not cleaning your dick properly
Anon there are cultures out there that never wash their dicks because they have no standing water, that's not a cause of thrush.

>>729383597
Lmao herpes looks nothing like that

>>729382940
Bingo, I'm uncircumsized and I've gotten it before from sex & when i did alot of running. Go get some monistat or vagisil, it worked wonders for me. When you shower, avoid using soap or anything and just let water run over it for a few days.

>>729379511
Looks like a real bad yeast infection, just go to the doctor have them prescribe you a anti-fungal cream. Looks like you might need to take some pills. Avoid sugar and lower your alcohol intake for a month orso while treating it

>>729383931
>avoid using soaps

no, dont do that.

avoid using soaps with a bunch of lotions and perfumes in them

y'all faggots need to start looking into tallow soap

>>729383703
Yeast is a PH inbalance/bacterial deal, not really from hygiene.

>>729384001
I just mean while he has the yeast infection, the soap irritated the shit out of it when i had it.

>>729384001
You avoid using soaps so you don't also wash away the good bacteria helping fight the bad, not just for the bullshit additives.

Does it smell bad?

>>729384172
Most likely like bad pussy, same shit causing the smell

>>729384116
because it has detergents and perfumes in the soap

>>729384142
>dont wash away the good bacteria
you have a very poor understanding of the human body

>>729384243
So you argue that removing colonies of good bacteria in no way hinders your natural defences?

>>729384243
Put some fucking activia on your dick mate, get all that good bacteria.

>>729384357
I am not arguing anything.

I am telling you outright washing with good soap does not wash away bacteria.

If that were the case you'd fucking wash meat not cook it...

Who let you on a computer today little timmy? Is mom out for a smoke and you're on sites you shouldn't be on while she isn't looking?

>>729384363
>muh cultures

>>729384492
Dunning-Kruger effect.

>>729384142
"washing away good bacteria" is bullshit. Wash your fucking hands with antibacterial soap, and use handsanitizers. Your not getting rid of the "good bacteria"

I am here to help.
I had this happen once but not this severe.
Just the underside of my cock.
It's from having sex with a woman with a yeast infection.
No big deal.
Clean like normal.
Make sure your dong is nice and dry before putting underwear on.
It should clear up in a few days/week.
Pro Tip: If a woman is wearing white, cotton panties, do not have sex.
>White cotton panties=blow job, hand job, or masturbation.

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>>729384492
You cook meat to make it more digestible aside from being tastier.
Washing the surface of something most certainly removes bacteria, it won't kill it, or be guaranteed to remove it all but it affects helpful bacteria as much as negative bacteria in this case.

If you take a petri dish covered in bacteria and wash it in soap do you think the colonies will remain on the dish intact?

>>729384755
Your hands don't produce antigens, your foreskin does. Your hands also come into contact with far more negative bacteria than the inside of a foreskin which is normally safely covered away.

>>729379511

if your situation gets better OP, which i honestly hope it will. please refrain from fucking trailer/white trash and gypsy trash.
you'll be a much happier man

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>>729385024
you would have to boil your dick in boiling water for a long period of time to remove all the bacteria.

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>>729384931
that would suggest she knows of her yeast infection. Most girls would be embarrassed by this and avoid sex. The gross girls that dont know what a yeast infection is are the ones you need to avoid.

>>729385402
So your point about washing it off is fucking retarded then isnt it. Im not the guy you were arguing with but I agree with him.

>>729385402
Actually captain hindsight

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>>729385024
Right, but washing with soap isn't removing them. However, with a yeast infection soaps with dyes and perfume and shit will irritate it and could further fuck the PH up, nothing to do with bacteria though sir.

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>>729385409
This is the only solution, sorry to say.

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>>729385513
Did I ever mention removing all bacteria?

>>729385539
every time

>>729379655
Bacterial infection, happened to me before just go see the doc and get some prescribed cream

>>729385462
Woman are stupid and do a bunch of stupid shit with men around but most know their own bodies.
They may not want to say no to you.
They may want to make you happy but don't want to say they have an infection.
They don't know that a yeast infection can spread.
Also, that shit smells but you don't know the smells or signs until you have been in this situation.
Just trying to pass along my knowledge.

>>729385666
You're fucking dense mate. I'm guessing English isn't your first language though which might explain the resistance we are facing with you.

>>729379511
>my sister told me to get a cream

>>729385892
I'll break it down for you. You have a colony of bacteria, it performs a certain function - you wash 80% of bacteria away, it no longer performs said function effectively and needs to rebuild. Your foreskin is full of such bacteria, like many parts of your body and you can fuck up the balance with excessive washing.
You are of course welcome to keep throwing insults, this is 4chan after all

>>729386354
WASHING DOESN'T REMOVE IT YOU IDIOT. You'd have more chance of denaturing it than literally removing it from your body by washing.

>>729386354
Please post more captain obvious memes even though you clearly don't know what you're talking about on anything more than a superficial level.

>>729386535
Doesn't remove all of it.

>>729386730
And definitely not 80%, just accept you were wrong, multiple people have told you this. Autism is no excuse.

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>>729386354
Your one of those people who claims to know sooo much about anything, and when someone presents you with how things actually are you immediately dismiss it if it goes against what you think or feel on the subject. You clearly don't know how to the body works but your so confident in your own "im smart and this sounds good so its right" bullshit it just makes you look dumb.

>>729386965
As I said earlier, its a great example of the dunning-Kruger effect

>>729380111
Nice trips

That's HPV OP. It won't effect you, it's impossible to test for in males and it's super common. Wear protection or else you'll give women an increased chance of cervical cancer.

>>729387090
Is it HPV 1 or 2 that is the one most people have without knowing? One of them is much worse.

>>729386825
>And definitely not 80%
That would entirely depend on your washing regime, if washing with soap were not effective at removing bacteria then hand washing would not be viewed as such a key deterrent.

>multiple people have told you this.
I've also had multiple people tell me Britney Spears makes good music, appealing to the masses is never a good argument.

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>>729387042
Never knew that this type of mindset had a name. I actually used to feel like that, and that guy in the thread. Then one day a really good friend of mine sat me down and just kind of destroyed my ego, but in a good way, if that makes sense. Changed my life.

>>729387349
Where are you on spectrum?

Take it from someone that DOES have genital herpes HSV2 and HPV that is not herpes or warts.

It's thrush.

>>729387469
Its really really common in people with asbergers, which is why I asked where in the spectrum he is. ohohoho.

>>729387349
Yeah cause comparing biological process to interpretation of art is a great argument. Stop saying faux smart bullshit and admit you were wrong.

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>>729387833
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3037063/
It's pretty well embedded that soap adds a significant boost to the removal of bacteria from skin

>>729386965
>>729387554
Excellent additions to the argument

>>729388119
Skirting round your original claims I see, even with the 'significant boost' it still isn't close to half. It was a genuine question, you don't converse in a very human way.

>>729388398
Enterococcus - which comes from your guts - ie: shit bacteria was lowered from a 29% presence to 3% and this test was performed with people washing in a perfunctory way as instructed not in a careful way which as has also been tested and makes a huge difference, hence the thorough washing procedures medical staff practice.

The information is out there, it's always easier throwing insults though

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>>729388922
Amazing, you literally brought it back to activia, the thing people initially mocked you for. Information is everywhere mate, Its clear to everyone you really dont know what you're on about. Enjoy being only partially human and taking everything literally.

>>729389372
The fuck are you talking about?

>>729389581
Activia is a yogurt, its main selling point is replenshing colonies of good bacteria in your gut.

>>729389709
And that's got what exactly to do with foreskins, soap and washing?

>>729389870
Do you have trouble maintaining friendships?

>>729379511
just wash with luke warm water twice a day, dont masturbate and step your hygiene game up, if you can get sudocrem then use that

>>729379705
He gave you the only correct advice... if you have an infection and just post on 4chan/let it thrive without treating it you are running the risk of permanent tissue / cell loss and very well may need to get it removed as this poster stated. Grow up and go to a hospital or keep playing Russian roulette with your manhood

>>729390103
its a garden variety yeast infection, the main point of this thread was an autistic person throwing strawman arguments all over the place and lots of people telling him hes wrong.

>>729381290
Those are sores, not PPP and no it isn't being obviously if he is uncomfortable when peeing or getting a boner

Good try though

>>729390294
read the thread before posting jesus.

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>>729390052
So you've essentially completely ignored the well documented medical evidence that shows the effectiveness of bacteria removal via soap and abandoned the argument completely in favour of more insults and the introduction of yoghurt to the discussion.

>>729390492
yeah because thats definitely what your original argument was. To remove enough bacteria to affect a colonies ability to fight bad bacteria would require bleach and boiling water. comparing disinfectant/antibacterial soaps to soap you can put on your dick is pointless. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF THE WORLD WILL BE BETTER.

OP here. I love the shit show this turned to. Just bought some Nizoral and Diflucan. Thanks for half the help. I'll live. Just gotta use the cream twice a day and drink the pill once every week for a month.

>>729390802
I also love how this turned into a battle of soap vs. yoghurt. Incredible.

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>>729390492
*shitty reaction image*

>>729390782
Your comprehension is lacking, read the article if you're going to argue against it, it's non antibacterial soap tested - no disinfectants - the test was done to specifically test regular soap without any antibacterial agents, like the shit you would find in a public toilet.

>>729390802
please tell me you side with us and not autismo/random irrelevant medical fact guy..

>>729391044
Do you put that on your dick?

>>729391138
Same shit as regular hand soap and bodywash, so the answer would be yes - like most people who use bodywash.

>>729391076
I side with the people who confirmed it's a yeast infection. My sister told me what pill and cream to buy. I should be in the clear within 3 days.

Hope you all have a good time and be safe.

Note: I'm not dirty i just have unprotected sex with my girlfriend. I've never experience a yeast infection and it's very common for women to have.

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>>729391044
>your comprehension is lacking

kek