>Walk into your home >You find Taylor Swift standing

steal her money

>>729373710
something something all of the eggs

Kill yourself OP

>>729373710
not act like an aspie and say "Hi Taylor, what's going on?"
go from there.

Kill yourself OP

tell her we are never getting back together

Kill yourself OP.

>>729373710
kick her right square in the nuts

>>729373710

>OP
>Yourself
>Kill
>You
>Must!

(You just read this in a Yoda voice, faggot!)

>>729373710
Make a bad joke about how I knew she was trouble when she walked in

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>>729374130

kill yourself OP

>>729374130
>star trek reference
kys faggot

>>729373710
show her my taytay cum tribute collection

ask if she'd like to browse pol with me

>>729373710
I would sage her into oblivion

>>729373710
Punch her basic bitch face

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>>729373945
Lady killer detected
So casual, so cool

>>729373710
Fire up the BBQ and try to be as nice as possible and make friends with her so I can borrow money

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>>729373710
>Worship

shoot her in the face. this is texas bitch you dont just walk into someones home uninvited.

>>729375599
Chek'd
And same, try a bit of superficial charm then hit her up for cash.

Question her

>turn 360
>walk away

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>"Can I help you?"

>>729373710
i just have one question for ya. Why you dont do country anymore.?

>>729373710
go to jail for attempted grape

show her my awesome basement

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>>729374226
Why use random letters for crippled when it actually says crippled in the game?

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>>729373710
Make her check my dubs.

>>729376667
Underage B& Alert.

>>729376598
how does that work, would you reverse? walk past her??

>>729373710
Tell her to get out. I don't find her attractive and hate her music,

>>729376731
What does that mean dude? lmao, you're almost as stupid as the guy who uses random letters to spell a word that's already spelled in the game!!!

Knock that bitch out for breaking into my house

>>729376819
rrrrrrrright

>>729373710
>be me
>walk in house
>tay tay sitting there
>hey taylor
>so is it true you use /b/
>have a normal conversation

>>729373710
Um the obvious answer is rape anybody would be stupid to not

I'm goana touch your mouth girl

>>729376598
180 moonwalk away

>>729376931
Are you new? you seem new. i doubt if you are not new you have never seen a reaction image.

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Have a conversation.
Go on a date.
Fall in love.
Avoid fucking it up.
Live happily ever after.

The end.

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Tell girlfriend this isn't what it looks like, as she passes me and begins raping her

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Ask if she's an atheist, and if so agree to exchange bodily fluids over fine wine and pizza bagels

she looks like a boring suburban mom

Hi Taylor. Still lurking? Looking for boyfriend outside entertiment industry? Good luck. How about honest conversation about that victim role you mastered ;) Also i would like to congratulate you how you pwned that crazy negro. What was his name?

Press charges for breaking and entering, seek damages in the 7-digit range for the "emotional trauma suffered as a result of not feeling safe in my own home from intruders".

>>729373710
>Wat do???
Get annoyed at seeing this thread again.

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>>729373710
Perform a 360° rotation, and then fuck her right in the pussy!

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>>729377535
Even celebrities she's dated couldn't get it right. So, good luck with that one, anon.

ask why she's in my cave and proceed to move to the niggerlands of africa

>>729381046
Even though this is a retarded thread, can we have one thread where blacks are not mentioned?

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>>729380420
This

>>729373710
Propose a musical collaboration so I can live off royalties

>>729373710
compare penises

circle jerk on a pic of her face

see who busts biggest load

post webm on /b/

>>729373710
Long life /b/ trap queen forever!!!
What the hell happened with her daily trap threads, by the way? Miss it so much!

>>729377965
in denial detected

>>729373710

offer her some ice cream or water or other beverage?
maybe see if she wants to play some music.