To all straight anons, if you were offered $70,000 to have your

no,kill yourself faggot

>>729356749

Try 70 bucks. And I'd let him finish on my faggot face.

>>729356749
>70,000
>comma instead of dot

fucking americans. It's 1.000.000,00 €
You don't use fucking commas

>>729356749
how big would his dick be though?

>>729356777
No u

>>729356939
Are you retarded? It's 1 000 000

You still need decimal places fuckface

t. Europfag

>>729356749
Yes

>>729356749
>if you were offered $70,000 to have your anus pounded for 10 minutes by a gay man, would you do it?
No.

But I would pound a gay man's anus for $70,000

>>729356749
id do it without the money but since you offered

>>729357227
ur worth $7 max
deal?

He didn't say what currency. 70,000 bitcoins sounds good

>>729356749
probably

>>729356749
depends on how big he is, and on if I'd have time to prepare. I don't want anything to tear or bleed.

>>729356749
> $70,000 to have your anus pounded for 10 minutes by a gay man
no fuckin way

>>729356749
ye, if he wouldn't like rek my ass.
so if he has a small dick or would take it slow ye definitely. Easy money.

>>729356749
why make this thread? Of course everyone would you fucking idiot.

>>729356749
depends on how desperate I was for the cash.

>>729356749
>$70k/hr
I'd do it 8 hrs a day, all week, year round.

>>729357764
I second this.

It wouldnt take any money just the right guy

>>729357764
That equates to roughly $146,160,000 per annum

>>729356777
This Anon has the right of it, KYS Faggot

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>>729357764
>$70k/hr
anon thats $70k/10min
its $420k/hr

Nope

>>729358069
Fuck I misread that; even better.

>>729357764
>420,000/hour as it is $70,000 per ten minutes

>>729356824
>To all straight anons
gtfo fag

Yes, yes i fucking would. Easily

>>729357321
No because Bitcoin doesn't use a $ symbol, sorry bud

but you could land yourself with $70,000 Zimbabwean dollars if you wanted.

>>729356939
Yeah enjoy your shitty exchange rate... Europe is not the norm. Yen uses commas, pesos use commas. You're the fucking weirdo.

>>729358280
Eurofag here.
We use commas too until you reach the penny value.

He's just a retard.

>>729358382
can confirm this as an eurofag

yes cash upfront after i put it in the bank

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>>729356749
will I suffer injury?

does he have lube and valium?

no.yes. definitely!

>>729358382
I appreciate the clarification.

>>729356749
Fuck no im not gay. Youre an idiot if you think money has value

>>729358191
>$876,960,000 annually

As a straight man, there is no shame in saying yes; Yes I would.

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>>729359060
>Youre an idiot if you think money has value

>>729359060
>Youre an idiot if you think money has value
Kek

>>729359060
you right

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>>729356749
POUND AWAY ON DIS BOOTAY

Have you ever imagined what you could buy with 70k? So why in the world wouldnt one person with rationalize thinking decline that offer? I mean just get your anus destroyed within 10 minutes and having a nightmare pain and a prolapse rose blossom your rest of your life its definitely worth it. 70k minus tax. Still a new dodge with extra soft seats is in the grasp

>>729356749
$70k is kinda steep, but I guess I can afford it.

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>>729358069
Where do I lube up?

>>729360359
>minus tax
>implying you'd report the income.

>>729356749

Hell to the fuck yes!

>minor inconvenience at best
>heals
>no lasting damage
>guaranteed no STD

Easiest 70K ever. Hell, I'd probably do it for 10K or maybe even 5K.

All the dumbshits in here who say no are living off a mommy or a daddy and have no concept of the value of a dollar.

>>729356939

Decimals are for fractions, not higher values, you fucking retard.

>>729356749
yes

>>729356749
70k is a shitload of money. How big would his dick be?

>>729361481
Not $70k big, I guarantee you that.

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What would you gays buy affter buttsex?
Pic related for me.

Fuck yes I'd take it all for 70k.

I'm straight btw.

>>729358382
t. britbong

>>729361129
>Easiest 70K ever. Hell, I'd probably do it for 10K or maybe even 5K.
this, even less tbh

gets me out of debt, yes

>>729356749
Wouldn't even think about it.
>yes

>>729356749
How big is the guy?

>>729356749

No. I don't need the money, and I'm not a faggot.

>>729364422
I will take gay dicks all night, hire the best hitmen, and kill you. Whose laughing now?

>>729364422
You don't choose to be a faggot, apparently; so why the fuck not earn a year's salary in 10 minutes?

I'd probably end up blowing half on drugs and therapy afterwards. Already have a shit ton of problems that $70k would not solve. Start at a mil.

>>729356939
Ausfag checking in

It's a comma that should be used....

You are a fag anon.

i'd pretend to be straight just to get that 70k, my social camouflage is so on point my gay friends give me shit for it.

70k? I'm in... Well He is I guess.

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>>729364655
>implying you're worth that much

>>729361481

Is big a good thing in this case?

>>729356749
Hellz yes, think how many cows you could buy with that kinda money

>>729356749
Sorry to disappoint you but a male prostitute makes as little as 100$ an hour. Which is what you're suggesting of all these anons.
Now std free garuntees means classier business and that starts to jack the price up

>>729359060
>>729359188
he's right. The moment we remove commodities, money is worthless. But commodities is here first, so money can go.

Maybe if this anon was offered free food, car, anything else not bought with money, etc.. he would have said yes

>>729356749
How big is the dick I really need the money I. Don't think I can handle aNY thing more than 6 inches my ass. Is a bit beat up and bloody from realy hot tocos last nite

>>729356939
hey dumbcunt comma is fine
And yes I would let them pound me for $70,000 definitely!

>>729365069
We're not quite in Star Trek yet.

>>729356749
Absolutely. Anyone who says no is a closet fag who is worried 4chan will think he's gay.>>729356939

>Double my annual income
>That's a down payment on a new house plus plenty left over for improvements
>For 10 minutes of misery

Sign my ass up.

>>729365056
>as little as
$100/h is a fuckload of money no pun intended

>>729365344
your point? never watched it

Nice dubs tho

>>729365544
They have this communist utopia where people educate themselves and work for their own improvement and joy and commodities are more or less free (replicators/holodecks).

>>729365522
Not for good prostitutes. Gotta keep in mind that you might not even have a lot of clients. And most people prob aren't going to get a full hour of service.

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>>729365679
As opposed to Ferengi which are capitalists on steroids.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition

>>729365679
if it works, must be a great society. I mean utopia was mentioned by you

everyone has a price. mine is 70k. yes.

>>729365056
>Sorry to disappoint you but a male prostitute makes as little as 100$ an hour. Which is what you're suggesting of all these anons.

70K for ten minutes is equal to $420k per hour job. Go learn math you retard

>>729366293
Oi. Retard. I was making the point that there is no way that you could make that kind of money selling your body.

>which is what you're suggesting
Is talking about the prostitution. Not that hourly rate.

I still would be a man after be fucked, would be just a uncomfortable time, since I never had fucked by a man. For 70.000,00 I would do it.

This dumb fucking thread. You fags know hiv can be dormant for up to six years? How bout this one, kill your mother for $2 million? Your dad?
Sell a kidney? Eat random shit out of a toilet?
Sell 15 years of your life?

I always wonder why won't homo faggots go and get their mind fixed? Get medicated, perhaps then y'all can learn that there is more in life than sex and how wrong is your way.
What healthy people with normal brain would even let their own anus being abused in such a way? Regardless whether or not the photo is fake...

>>729367073
2 million you say??? Hmmmmm lemme think

Of course yes

>>729367073
I would eat shit for $2M no problem.

>>729367084
My gf loves anal and I dig it when she licks mine

>>729356749
Everybody has a price. And mine is easily reached with $70,000

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>>729367073
This.
PS. spiderman bred.

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>>729356749

>>729367939
You arrived when the thread was already dead. Sorry.

>>729368254
i see. uh it was on 1st page...

>>729356749
70 grand for 10 minutes is 7 thousand a minute. no way I'd turn that down.

>>729356749
No,

>virgin asshole
>10 minutes pounding
>tissue damage and tearing likely
>taxes
> medical bills
>mfw when in debt and forever a faggot

Add a couple zeros and get back to me

>>729369182
of course, only if they guarantee no stds and isn't going in dry. don't wanna spend the money on surgery you feel me

>>729369191
>Be Eurofag
>Have "free" healthcare (means I pay 400 Euro/month obligatory but I don't have to worry about medical costs)

Yeah I would do it.

>>729369191
put progressive plugs in your ass 1 hour before you mongrel

i'd do it for 500 or even 1k

>>729369589
this

STD free ? 500 will do

no homo

>>729356749
I'd do it, since I'm bi and I like cock in my ass sometimes. But there is no fuckng way receiving $70,000 remains secret. Guaranteed to have the IRS (or your countries equivalent) up your ass next, and they'll want to know where that money came from, so...

You put a one and two zeros in front of that or I pass

>>729369891
>not taking it cash
what are you an accountant

>>729369891
As long as the giver declares the gift, they pay taxes you don't have to worry

70k yeah no shame
Money is money and I'm needing that shit

>>729366618
>Doesn't understand hypothetical questions

>>729370486
I understand hypothetical questions. This one just happens to be stupid. Better question would be how much it would really cost to make you consider it. If someone offered me a million dollars to screw hunie boo book's land whale mother I'd go for it (I think most would). A much harder question is what would be the minimum it would take for you to do it. Putting a value to your physical body and to the task required of you.

For $70,000, being a secret, and STD free I would. That is almost 2 years of pay. I have no attractions to guys but $70,000 is a significant amount of money and it is just sex. I doubt a high end escort could make that much money for 10 minutes of anal. I wouldn't know for sure though as I've never had to pay for sex.

>>729356749
No

>>729356749
No homo only