It's happening. Just got this text from my Brother

>>729354496

Nothing on the news yet.

>>729354496
can you proof the date?

You realize there are web apps that will make it look like a real text message, right? You don't have to do these shitty MS Paint jobs. You didn't even try to line up the text.

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>>729354496
Worst baid ever

>>729354496
Fake as fuck, shame on you OP

>>729354496
Oh shit. Keep us updated if you can. Hope he stays safe. As exciting as happenings may be, I'd rather not have shit go down the drain.
Also, what the fuck is that profile picture?

As if to suggest that this guy would be so chatty and verbose right after "an alert" and would first start out with "Hey Brah..." and follow that up with "fuck me..." as if to build up suspense.

Fuck you, OP.

As someone stationed in South Korea, nice try buddy.

Also, not even joking we'd be some of the last people to know bombs were going off. Half the time no one tells us shits getting launched until we see it on the news.

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>>729354496

>>729354904
How shitty is it to live near a psycho in a place just trying to chill? Like are you legit scared or have you accepted your fate?

If it's not nuclear stuff we don't give a fuck

>>729355283
Korea is pretty awesome, and no one takes the DPRK seriously.

>>729354496

why the fuck would trump bomb south korea?

>>729355007
fuck off orange subhuman

>>729355375
But, you guys are literally right in the danger zone. You don't live day to day even a little nervous? Like he may just have a look at his tiny dick and shirty nukes and just decide to push you around?

>>729354496
Shopped as fuck, text allignment is WAY off.

>>729355686
Nope. not a single bit. And I don't see why I would be.

>>729355686
Never said i live on Korea nor usa

>>729355822
Because he has nukes.

>>729355883
Literally every decently sized country has nukes. So what? He is filled with idle threats and there's no reason to be scared of them.

Faux and homosex

>>729355939
Have you heard of the story of the boy who cried wolf?

Oh god people really are this gullible

>>729354496

Bullshit. I live in Busan. Nothing is happening.

>>729356187
need proof
send me your Busan

>>729354496
Bullshit. I live in Pyongyang nextdoor to our glorious leader.

I have a feeling that China may pull of the ultimate Backstab. No way they are all of a sudden fine with Trumps bullshit. Or they see how crazy he is and are just gonna deal.

>>729356187
Not yet, nuke is coming for you, say goodbye

>>729356340
Bullshit North Korea don't have computers

>>729354496
fuck off OP

>>729356343
Nobody needs to worry about China unless they are attacked. China is playing the long game. They are not waging war with armies and nukes, they are waging war with their checkbooks.

>>729356459
North Korea make best computer. Check news. North Korea, best Korea.

>>729356459
Those closest to Kim Jong-Un do

>>729354496
Shooped?

>>729356250
What the fuck does that even mean?

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Sage goes in all fields.

My friend has an opinion. (Liberal faggot) are they so completely brainwashed that some survivors would think we did wrong? Are they that good?

>>729357222
What're you talking about, be specific

>>729357312
Does most of the country actually believe in him and are the rest just scared? Like truly believe he is capable of anything at all.

>>729355822
DEX CHECK 'EM

>>729357707
You need to check them trips, fool.

Guys my dad works for Nintendo and he says he saw a bomber fly over and the pilot leant out the window and gave a thumbs up then mimed dropping the H bomb its real you guys

>>729357625
That's a hard one, the North Korean people are definitely brainwashed, of course it won't be 100% and there must be some freethinkers there, the NK people are indoctrinated with the idea that the USA can attack at any moment, and they're evil and conquered the world, NK is the only brave country with a supreme leader that resist, so every military exercise and a B52 does a flyover it confirms the NK narrative

>>729358034
There's no trips there idiot

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>>729358198
CHECH EM BROH

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>>729354496
>CBERN
faggot, it's CBRN. 74D, aka me. No such thing has happened.

>>729354630
>>729354496
>>729354627
>>729354806
Samefag or 4 seperate retards.

>>729357222
>>729358198
Previously, before your fake dubs. Idiot.

>>729358124
Holy shit. Its on now guys.

>>729358331
why U have sperm/egg embalm fag?

Wonder if there's a stuxnet 2.0 involved in the failed missile test

>>729359161
2.0? Its been years... and there have been other worm style attacks.... namedropping faggot nice try

>>729359251
Not namedropping just talking idiot. I just wanna know the secrets. Are missiles sabotaged and crashed with cybershit

>>729359251
Takes 2.0 literally, autism detected

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plz

>>729359764
Its just as if someone wanted to seem up on things after a terror attack and was like "I wonder if it was a Jackle like character behind it"

>>729360107
It's just like when you got raped by your dad and you can just only think of your uncle

>>729354496
Lmao that's legit the shittiest shop I've ever seen. Best thing is that you niggers are actually falling for it.

>>729355939
You are factually incorrect. Most countries do not have nukes.

>>729356250
Nothing ever happens in Busan mate

>>729355939
Be a bit informed please

He wouldn't be sending you a message right after it happened if he was stationed there. OPSEC. I'm glad you fake having a brother on a fake messenger app, though, faker.

>>729360291
fag

>>729354649
>>729354687
>>729354977
>>729354904

You guys are all retarded as fuck, this post is obviously %100 real. I for one am going to prepare for war by saving as many Pepe's as I can and by also stockpiling chicken tendies