I lost my virginity to my step-sister (pic realted) >be me

ill bump but i dont believe it

moar pics of girl

>>729324949
Moar OP!!!

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>i turned 16
>told my self i was gonna lose my virginity beforw the year was over!
>she came back for x-mas
>at her grandparents house for x-mas dinner
>tased awfull!
>mom and step-dad going out for party, we dicided we where going to stay at home
>mom tells jokes about "they like each and other, they are going ro fuck!"
>step dad get's real anxious
>i think "I HAVE TO FUCK HER!!! ONLY 2 MOUNTS TILL I TURN 17"
>we drink alot of vodka
>go into parents bed
>she tells me "i need to fuck tonight"
>i think "yeasssss! Finaly!!!!"
>i pull of her pants, perfect pussy tho!
>i lick her for 1hour but i can't get it but
>fuck.exe
>too much alchol
>she tells me "don't worry, it happens to everyone"
>i die a little inside
I need another bump to continue

Op here, i'll post another pic of here with the next post

>>729327346
Don't leave me hangin' op.

At this moment, multiple Christian broadcasts are playing all at once, and you are telling a fake stor about fucking your step sister... you are literally my favorite person right now

It's been a long time since I've been on /b/
Is this a spaghetti falls out thing? Or are they doing something different now?

>>729327683
i wanna eat where the white folks feed
CUZ IM WHITE ON THE BOTTOM O MA FEET

>>729327683
Also right before easter

>>729324949
>Pic realted

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>she was gonna stay untill a few days after newyars eve
>she send me facebook messege night before newyears (23:30)
>"i'm bored, canyou come over?"
> Yess!!!! finaly! i'm gonna live the dream!
> 20 min walk there
>we drink untill 04:00
> get message frommy mom "where the fuck are you?"
>have to go home.... fuck me!
>think this is it for me
>never gonna lose v-card
>told friends i had fucked 27 girls (beta fuck)
give me 2 sec

Okay, I think if this WERE a bait-and-switch, the mother fucker would know to TYPE IT ALL OUT IN NOTEPAD FIRST AND THEN CUT AND PASTE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WAIT SO FUCKING LONG TO GET TROLLED.
Unless that's part of your troll, in which case, carry on.

>>729324949
Haha cool

>>729327143
R u drunk

> she goes partying on newyears
> i'm still thinking i'm gonna be a virgin forever
>wake up at 2:30 because she knokedonmy window
> let her in
>she tells me parents still at party
>tells me she is really horny, but wants more to drink
>i pull out whiterussian i had in a bottle
>tate like shit.jpg
>we go in parents bed
> i get it up, yess!!!
>the worst sex i have ever had.... din't even cum....
>after 2 hours she says "oh it's been 2 hours, mabye i should get back"
>well this was underated

Yes i am drunk, or else i would't be posting this... and no it's not fake, than i would have posted about my sister (she is hotter)

I'm also dyslextic


we fucked once more, you wanna hear that story /b?

>>729329699
dubs tells the truth

>>729329699
dude yes!

>>729329699
pic of sister

>>729330504
no

Hey, it was real. I'm not going to make fun of you for being dyslexic and drunk.
Still, I'm serious about the notepad thing. Next time you want to tell people how you fucked quasi-family members, I suggest pre-typing it all first.

>>729330834
why?
why cant you just not be an annoying fucking bitch and have some patience?

>>729329888
trips get's the story!
>so she came over every 6 months or soo
she had been a russ (norwigan tradtidion where you get drunk... alot)
ahhh fuck it, i'm too drunk for this
>she made me turn on something "cool"
>i told her about cool things to watch, but she said no
>she wanted to watch lesbian porn!
>and after a while of that she said "mabye we shold go into your room?"
>fuck yeah!!
>only matress on floor because we had jused moved
>she says "it okay annon, we can fuck there"
>we fuck and i lose my boner because i was still newfag
>super akward.png
>we lie there watching bojack untill 06:30 when i have to go to school
>she made me hold her breast...
>faged out and din't even move my hand for 4 hours

GOd damn annons, i'm way too drunk... should write this again sometime when i'm not this drunk

>>729330541
it wasnt a request white boi i order you
>*tips fedora*

>>729330834
op here, thanks annon, i'm gonna do that

>>729331120
>trips get's the story!
yusssss

>>729331156
im not even op LOL i trolled u good boi

>>729331120
damn sorry about you being such a pussy
at least you had sex unlike the majority of people on this site

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>>729330504
here

>>729328740
more pics so i can jizz

>>729331502
>One of about 600.000 girls around her age named "emilie"
Hva faen, liksom.

>>729331664
you didnt expect to get the full name and dox her did you fgt?

>>729331502
wait so you guys arent actually related right?

>>729331502
actually step sis is better fam stick to fucking her

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>>729331657
i treat you

>>729331840
thank you

>>729331829
nope

>>729329699
I sense a common theme: alcohol causes failures, but its use continues. Typisk Normann. Du drikker for mye!

>>729331840
wait is this step sis or real sis?
>>729331502

>>729331721
No, I was merely commenting on the staggering lack of originality.

Norway sucks some times.

>>729332019
step, read the fucking green text

>>729332188
oh
isnt the newest most popular name liam and muhammed

>>729332019
Doesn't know. Norwegians are worse than American Indians when it comes to alcohol. It's sad, really. It's the one HUGE flaw in Norsk society. Oh my GOD they get stupid. Not really violent though. Maybe one punch if somebody gets really mad, but then it's over.

>>729332290
he said his real sister is much hotter, anon asked for pic of sister (assuming he wanted to see hotter sister). Op posts pic. do not know which sister it is. maybe both his sisters are named emilie

>>729332354
I am fairly certain the newest popular female name is "Sana" now, the new protagonist of our progressive TV-show "Skam" (Shame) meant to teach our young girls to open their leg to Jamal and Muhammad and be insufferable sluts.

Sana is fairly muslim.

>>729332383
huh I thought I was the only one that had this opinion

>>729332497
god that pisses me off so much

>>729332537
I have a theory - alcohol is *really* expensive because the nanny-state owns all the liquor stores (this includes beer and wine). So it's *expensive* to drink, because as I said, they get stupid, and the gov't wants to protect by discouragement. So if you can afford to get drunk, you must be wealthy enough to have that disposable income. That makes you attractive.
So getting drunk gets you pussy.
Although it's drunk, too.
This theory includes cigarettes, which are also expensive (though not sold through a similar Tabakkmonopolet).

>>729331384
Op here, after this shit i got real alpha

>>729333349
green text your alphaness please

i like this thread

>>729333198
oh yeah i see your point
but being expensive doesnt really stop them does it?

>>729333525
>but being expensive doesnt really stop them does it?
No, but it slows them down. They save up for occasions.
It's also why I learned to roll cigarettes. I worked in a factory. You couldn't take a break and just stand around for a few minutes every half hour, but you could pause to smoke. So I did.

KYS

>>729333938
P.S. Buying tobacco and papers and rolling was waaaaay cheaper than buying manufactured.

>>729333938
huh
interesting

>>729334050
shut the fuck up you stupid piece of shit

>>729333450
>grow beard
>network in the blackmarket
>find a veteran criminal
>use veteran criminal to grow in power
>be now, untochable
>if anyone tries to get to me they suddenly dissapare
>get really nice girlfriend by getting her to brake up with ex
> fall compleatly in love with her
> She falls in love with me
> leave crimnals to be the best i can be for her
> inherent 12 mill kroner from criminal who really liked me (in property)
> he safe because his motorcycle crew protects me
>invest in apratments
> steady income from renting out apartments
> go back to school because i can
> threaten teacher in norwigan because i'm dyslectic
> get ok grade beacuse teacher afraid of getting killed (i put a berreta in her face and tould her it was easy to get rid a body)
> now in 3 year and getting ok grades
> gonna get a phd in phyccology

>>729334251
Thanks.
Overall though, I was the happiest I ever was in my life living in Norway. They also subsidize sports equipment, so my skis were cheap, and my Dad had a boat we sailed in the summer. Skiing *rocks* in Norway. If you get into it, it's the closest to heaven you'll get. If only I wasn't a "jaevele utlander" (damned foreigner), even though my Mom's side was Norsk.

>>729334653
>>if anyone tries to get to me they suddenly dissapare
for real? damn

>>729334653
That's not quite alpha. That's gangsta/nigger, and relies on a network of support consisting of other assholes. You've become a jerk who has to look over his shoulder.

>>729334653
>getting a phd because you put a gun in the professors face
this can only end well

>>729334715
wow cool yeah i had been wanting to get into it, but havent yet. that sounds really fun!
how long did you live there?

>>729335075
Oslo - two years and a bit, and month-long trips to Stord, Orkanger, Stavanger, and Bergen for a couple of years around that.
Cross-country (Oslo). They light the tracks at night!

>>729334653
As a fellow Norfag, which gang?

>>729335368
wow cool! that sounds so nice. I've only been there as a tourist so far but I've loved it so much. I was going to try to do a study abroad in Bergen

>>729334653
Alpha as fuck

moral fags think that because ur nice nice shit will happen to u.

Hell no, douchebags become the president and fuckboyz fuck all the girls u fap to.

>>729334653
I'll put it in the "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." folder.

>>729335402
sweedish bike-gang called banditos

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>>729324949

>>729337181
Op here. yeah right Xd belive what you want, fiction is as fun as reality

Posted once before, but I'm sure you all won't mind

>be me, m 18
>family has a cabin on a lake in southern Ontario
>take two weeks off in early spring for vacation there every year
>always end up bringing along one or two stray cousins
>this year we bring along three of them
>we will call them A (f 15 redhead kinda chubby but not too much, sister to C), B (f tall blonde and skinny, very small tits/ass ran cross country 18), and C (f 20 dark redish brown hair, I guess you could call her build average but her tits a hair to big to call average, sister to A)
>cabin is rather small, have to share room with them
>obviously not an appropriate sleeping arrangement considering age and gender differences
>thankfully my room has a glass wall separating a screened porch from the bedroom proper
>a sheet is hung on the girls side
>around day 5 I get out of the shower and go to my room to dress
>before I dress I decide have a fap
>fapping away when I notice A peeking around the curtain
>panic at first but quickly ignore her, I had more important things on my mind
>finish feeding the ducks and notice that now A and B are looking around the curtain
>17 year old me decides it would be funny to wave at them
>curtain falls back into place and I realize what just happened
>kinda worried about it do to previously mentioned concerns over sleeping arrangements
>shrug it off
>next day rolls around
>shower and go to my room
>A and B are waiting at the curtain
>been in sports since I was in 3rd grade
>as a result I never have been embarrassed about my body or changing in front of people
>start changing
>B taps on the glass and gives me the universal hand signal to jack it
>don't have to tell me twice
>put on the show
>sometime during it C joins the audience
>nut on the glass
>clean it up and go outside
>as man is a creature of habit these shows become a daily occurrence
>rather enjoy having an audience
>last day of the trip comes

>>729337982
wtf is this?

>>729337399
op post more

Op here again (last time) i look like an autistic fag tho, i'm in my back trench coat, always in a black dress shirt, a eldrige knot on my red tie, brown leather shoes and a houmborg hat

>get out of the shower to go give my performance
>enter room
>the curtain is gone
>A and B standing there completely naked, C is topless but still in panties
Fair disclaimer there is no girl on girl contact so you can quit reading if that's what your waiting on
>caught off guard a bit, but quickly recover
>the show begins, but on the other side of the glass
>A is pressing herself up the glass and moving around quite a lot
>B is standing mostly still playing with her mosquito bites
>C is standing there like a dead fish with her arm half covering her tits
>start distributing some free literature myself
>end up holding one hand to the glass while using the other
>A presses her tits to the other side of my hand
>only takes a second to figure out how this game works
>start touching licking and rubbing my dick on the glass as A does the same but opposite
>B has now settled on the bed with her legs open rubbing herself
>C is still standing there doing nothing with her tits half covered by her arm
>doesn't matter because B has captured my attention almost exclusively
>watch her as she rubs herself and turns increasingly more red
>after what felt like hours of this show but could not have been more than two minutes I finish my part of the show
>as if a switch was flipped A and C stop and get dressed right away
>B took a little longer as if she hadn't realized but it couldn't have been more than a couple seconds
>I also get dressed because it seems like the thing to do
>notice B walking to the dresser
>grabs her phone off it
>realize she recorded it
>full fledged fight or flight kicks in
>flight wins
>haul ass down to the lake and sit there having an anxiety attack
>go home the next day

>>729338511
We have never talked about it as far as I know, at least they have never talked about it to me. A and C moved to Ireland later that year and I haven't spoken to either since. B came back the year after, but nothing happened. Last time I was at B's house I noticed that old cellphone sitting on her desk, but I didn't have the stones to ask about it.

>>729338214

An artistic work of fiction or real life, however you want to view it is up to you.

>>729338375
lol wtf dude buy better clothes

>>729339204
oh no, i enjoy quality

>>729339381
but dude is it worth it???

>>729339564
i have everything i need out of life, i all ineed now is my phd.... i don't care what people think of me! and i feel fantastic in the clothes i am wearing now! feel's good.exe

>>729339847
why do you need a phd?

>>729340192
I hvae always wanted to be a proffersor! And i seek knowlige and recognition

>>729340475
but are you really getting knowledge if youre only passing because youre threatening people?

>>729340847
I've only threatened one teacher, and she was a bitch! din't want to pass me because she din't like confindent people, i got that bitch fired 4 months later....everyone else i don't have a problem with... the thing is she was also my norweigan teacher (like a english teacher for you i'm guessing) and i'm dyslexic and i've been ignored in that subject my whole life! i've had 5-6 in every other subject (B+ to A+) in every other subject, and when i was in 3th grade they said they wanted to move me to 8th because i was so smart, but the dyslexia and add held me back... i'm posting all this so you feel good, i don't need to post all this info, but i am doing it for your satisfaction in particular

>>729342034
thanks for the post
i understand where youre coming from I guess, I just dont think you should take it to such a degree
usually teachers are willing to work with you if you have an issue like dyslexia

>>729334934
I've always been a sosiopatic jerk

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kek

>>729342034
you are the same person who talked about my clothes yes? do yo want a pic of me in my clothes? cuz this thread is abondeoned

>>729342676
dont be fooled norway has a bunch of shit skinned fucks too

>>729343050
yes please

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>>729343633
dubs tho

>>729343633
and yes, i actually need the cane

>>729345100
this gives me mafia 2 vibe

i like

get a nice belt though

>>729345417
litraly no belt tho XD i wear a brown leather belt because all leather on your person has to match

>>729345100
hahahah holy fuck dude damn
when you said you grew a beard i thought you meant you looked like a viking hahah
yeah nice cain dude

>>729345624
pic of ur wallet plz

>>729345736
fack off

>>729346161
:(

>>729331840
we need nudes

Got nudes?

>>729342666
Jesus satan, stop being such a jerk

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