Hello, I'm Teddy. I'm here to let you know that I'm

>>729320595
ah fuck off

hi teddy

>>729320595
Please kill me Teddy, I don't want to go to work in the morning.

Fuck off

>>729320595
Oh good 3am is only 2 hours away. at least i won't be waiting long. thank goodness. about time i checked out anyway. bring it on Teddy you fag.

Fuck off

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>>729320595

Rolololol

ok

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lol, nice try but I've got the facts

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>>729320595
Fuck you, posting immunity xeno.

>>729320595
Shit man why do i fall for these fuckin threads

Jokes on you! I don't have a fucking bed, I have a damned couch!

replying and rolling

>>729321329
He can teleport. Remember?

>>729320595
6am here but taking no chance

>>729320595
Roll

Hey

>>729320595
I hope you do tbh.

>>729321402
Cunt

>>729320595
K

>>729320595
Teddy can try, but I have 4 of the 7 Vaives.

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>>729320595

>>729320595

spooky

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729320595
Okay, OP

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G'luck

fucking pathetic cunt

>>729320595
Woah just take it easy man

IF YOU CAN GET PAST MY CLOTHES AND FIGHT ME DRUNK YOU DESERVE IT

my bed doesn't have an under, but just to be safe, roll

Hi :)

>>729321944
>>729321888
trippppss

Rolling stones.

Kektastic
No one could fit under my bed. I can barely put my hand there..

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You're welcome boys

I sexually Identify as an Fucking Monster. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of killing boys and mamas but not edit an earlier post fishing for comments. People say to me that a person being a monster is unethical and I’m disturbing and a physciopath but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install razor sharp teeth, 30 mm spikes and a better digestive system on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Horriffying” and respect my right to kill from below and kill needlessly. If you’re fishing for comments by being spoopy you're a monsterphobe and need to check your autism. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>729320595
ok just in case I will reply

>>729320595
remind me not to lurk here again...

>>729320595
Nah

Rollerino

Rollerinos

>>729320595
no u

k

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Come at me bitch

Fuck off

>>729323344
He said he was going to kill not ass blast the faggot out of you.

Please don't kill me teddy

>>729320595
rerolllpy

>>729320595
Rolling

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>>729320595

>>729320595
Where is that pic from?

>>729320595
you're hot

f

>>729320595
better off dead ted

>>729320595
Rolling
When it comes to magic, I don't ever risk it.

K

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All are blessed by tbe frog.

n

>>729320595
You fucking piece of shit ty dude
I was just browsing some b/ and try to sleep

84

sdlkasdjkals

Bye cunt
>Rolo

>>729320595
I too believe ghosts have nothing better to do than go on /b/

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hi teddy

>>729323809
reminds me of this http://www.toadsworth.com

>>729320595
you fucking retarded, my mom is already dead..and if you wanna kill me, go ahead faggot I dare you.

don't hurt me teddy am just a simple lad

>>729320595
anus

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Jokes on you, my mom is already dead

PLEASE DON't HURT ME TEDDY I LOVE MY MOM

nig

Rolling.

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>>729320595
HERE I CUM TEDDER

>>729322424
Ty b/ro

It's 06:34, you missed your shot.

>>729320595
.... I dont have a bed...

if quads i die

>>>123

>>729320595
rolling

>>729320595
I sleep on a matress, there is no fucking under.

y

>>729322424
we are in your debt

>>729324622
what about above?

>>729320595
Sup Teddy.

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>>729320595

Why at 3:00 am? Why not PM? Just wondering

>>729320595
Rollin

>>729322424
What a good dog.

>>729324926
>>729324926
AM is when the spirits awake and shit, it's a belief or myth whatever

Erm

>>729325122
Durbs

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Bed is a storage king size filled with boxes and fag mags.

Nice try Faggot

>>729320595
Spooked

god damn it

Wus good teddy. i was about to jerk off but now i'm flaccid. :(

>>729320595
>ive did this before
check your grammer, moron. top kek

also sage because these threads are fucking retarded. only the dumbest of the dumb actually believe this meme

hate the mother thingy

>>729325234
fuck off newfag

Howdy teddy

>>729320595
Get off my board you fucking nigger

>>729320595
Nice teeth, dude.

>>729320595
fuck you

>>729320595
roll

>>729320595
You know you're real nigger teddy

>>729325333
nice trips

> dumbest of the dumb actually believe this meme

your replying mate. Point of this thread anon

>>729320595
k

>>729320595
My bed's on the ground fucker

ew

fuk u

>>729320595
My mom die actually die from a post like this

Fuck you

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S A S S S N E K will stop this

lmao

Reply

This guy have perfect teeth, no way...

>>729320595
My bed is held up by fucking sticks. Unless your body is fucking pokedotted you are gonna be skeweered in about ten places then your pained spasms will cause the bed to fall on ya.

Fuck you

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suck shit

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>>729320595

>>729320595
>r
roll

Fug

Jokes on you faggot I sleep on my couch.

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rolling

>>729320595
Do it pussy, you donthavr the fucking balls

>>729320595
I use to have a cat name teddy

fukka yoo

Man, I hate this threads. I wanna see some funny shit and this Asshole appears

>>729320595
my name jeff

>>729326935
no you Jew

Get head in 10 mins

>>729320595
Teddy, you look like a johnny.

;likl;k

Eat shit, teddy

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gay

reply and rolling

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Here

im gonna reply anyway because fuck you

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>replying to this shit thread

>>729320595
ok

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fuck off teddy you cunt

roll bros

>>729320595
hi

>>729320595
Jokes on you, I sleep on the ground.

I wanna die tho

>>729320595
Roll and reply.

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>>729320595

Cool

>>729321384
>>729321329
I laughed too hard at this one.

5W666

rolly

Roll! XDXDXD!!1

>>729320595
fuck ya cunnt

HEY DIS NIGGA OWE ME 20 DOLLARS AND TREE FIDDY ON DA SIDE !!! GET OVER HERE YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH, COME GET SOME SON !!!

>>729320595
If dubs, you kill yourself

>>729320595
.

>>729320595
this pic makes me scared cause im a pussy so imma reply

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>>729320595
Ya got me

>>729320595
Fuck off

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>729320595

>>729329723
fucking God

>>729320595
Dam

rollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Hi m8

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>>729320595
Huh really made me think


Btw something something putin news ww3 something something

Plz no i get to sleep in tomorrow

>>729330233
>
kys

Fuck off teddy me boyo, it's the Lord's day, you ain't got shit

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i'm not risking anything, but might as well make this more enjoyable

>>729320595
PLS NO TEDDY

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Ya got me

>>729320595
>I've did this before

>>729320595
>I've did this before

I'm fucking scared. He even murdered his own grammar.

>>729320595
Make it quick when I'm sleeping please

Sleep tight teddy

Fuck

Gonna have to Roll this

Fuck the free world!

My bed doesn't have a frame. You'd have to be a skinny mothafucka to fit under there

>>729320595
Duuuuudddeee epiCCC post bro!!!!! so random!

>>729320595
what if im not in my bed
i stayed up till 6am yesterday

>>729320595
pls no

>>729320595
Roll

>>729320595
sorry teddy

>>729320595
.

>>729320595
calm down bud

>>729320595

>>729320595
μνξνοσρωσ

is that junkrat lmao

f

..

if dubs im sleeping rn

Cunt

>>729331860
reroll

>>729320595
Rollito

>>729320595
K

>>729331901
rol

Hella homo bruh

>>729320595
>

fdsf

Woah, calm down

>>729320595

I knew /b/ was over run by retards but not by people of this magnitude still

>>729320595

>>729320595
I am a Stegasaurus.

Nah man

ttyttr

>>729320595
Well... it's past 3:00am, I guess you lost.
Because the Immunity Cat is the true savior.

>>729320595
hi frind

Suicide is the answer.

Dude I sleep on the floor how are you under my bed you fucking liar

>>729320595
get outta here.

>>729320595
dang

>>729320595
What movie is mister spooky here from

Meh

>>729320595
why hello there sexy

>>729320595


This is gay as fuck.

Rollerino

>>729320595
jezz

>>729322424
What a nice doggy

kk

>>7293205
d
unkey roll

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>>729320595

https://youtu.be/ECe1W-K1dlU

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>>729320595
This is seriously the dumbest fucking meme ever.

>>729321496
out standing

>>729320595
Cunt

>>729320595
Ghey

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>>729320595
See you at 3:00 am nigger.

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Do it then nigga

>>729320595
But why?

Ok teddy

>>729320595
PLS TEDDY SPARE ME

my mommy told me to not talk to strangers.

>>729320595
>I've did this before

>>>/facebook/

>>729320595
ok

I'm going to rape misatar spooky man

>>729320595
rolllll

NOtlukethis

What if I'm not sleeping on a bed?

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>>729320595

no kill

>>729320595
plz teddy my ex is in ny

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Roll For dubs of divine protection

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>>729336001

No pls

Hello

>>729320595
you just killed my bonner... sucker

shut the fuck up doodoo head bithc

>>729320595
sleep tight porker

>>729320595
i sleep on an air mattress directly on the ground

>>729320595
you die

>>729320595
scared

>>729320595
niggers

Sigh

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>>729320595
Fine

K

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Rolling

>>729320595
Twat

>>729320595
I was spooked for 3 seconds bc I'm a little bitch then u did the teleport shit and I was like nevermind fuck off then

>>729320595
hey teddy

>>729320595
fuck

>>729320595
kys you faggot.

this is really gay OP

Ha bitch I'm sleeping on the floor

>>729320595
hi

>>729320595
rolling

>>729320595
roll to live.... but it's already 3:35 here

rolllllllllllllinggggggggggggggggg

>>729320595
Well, can't take any chances, now, can we.

hello there

hi

Fuck off

might as well amirite?

>>729320595
Topkek

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>>729320595
>mfw no bed
j-joke's on you Teddy!

>>729320595

Pound my virgin anus, Teddy-senpai

kys

>>729320595
why is this thread still a fucking thing wtf do mods do??