Hey /b/ros it's the Maddy guy from yesterday, as promised.

>>729304825
bump

>>729304825
Oh hey shit I hope it went alright man

>>729304825
I hope you got to tongue punch her balloon knot, op.

>be me, got asked out by girl named Maddy for those of you who weren't on yesterday over text
>set up date after the whole "this isn't bullshit?" thing
>arrive at her aunt's house, dog greets and falls in love with me immediately
>aunt tells me Maddy is still getting ready
>introduce myself, pet dog for solid ten minutes
>form unbreakable bond
>she gets out, tells me her cousin and her cousin's bf should be getting here soon (group thing because first time seeing each other in person)
>we decide to all go bowling first
More? I don'f know if anyone remembers me so taking questions

>>729305140
Yeah, didn't drop the spaghetti jar. Also I lost 1 privelege point because I can now say I was once in a room where I was the only person of my race

I'm white btw, they were all puerto rican

>>729305377
nigger, keep going.

>>729305377
keep going but also make sure to get to the fucking point

Bumping for OP

>>729305515
Alright so we walked to a shitty bowling alley, five in total
>me, her little brother, her cousin, her cousin's boyfriend, and her
>start playing
>she (maddy) hits gutter
>I hit a strike first bowl
>cousin's bf (we'll call him dave) hits six/ten or someth
>cousin barely tries, gutter
>I hit another spare, bf goin "awww shit this kid's ballin"
>cousin and maddy ask if I bowl
>lolwut I've gone bowling like six times in my life
>they call bullshit
>continue denying, I've never shown interest in it
>game continues
>chatting up maddy
>become brothers with cousin's bf
>"treat her right, man"
>idrgaf about cousin
>game continues
>destroy them
>return shoes
>"thank you for coming"
>"no no no, thank YOU"
Moar?

>>729306069
What do you mean by "the point" exactly?

>>729306363
How about you leave out the stupid shit? Like this entire green text.

>>729306564
Sorry, like I said in the last thread semi-newfag so you're gonna have to tell me what you guys want to hear

>>729306629
The good shit. Did you get to tongue punch her balloon knot?

>>729306629
did you fist bop her kooter hole?

>>729306722
I still don't know what that means.

>>729306760
What?

>>729306629
did you tongue swirly her sphinter spot?

>>729306787
Are you 12?

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>>729306787
did ya face blaster her wet spots

did you tongue punch her fart box

>>729306760
>>729306787
>>729306848
Alright I'm just gonna pretend I understand what the fuck you're saying, and I think it's a safe bet to say I did not.

did you dickie dong her kitty cunt

Did u willy wally her woozle wozzle?

get to the point, but yes moar

did you cock blast her koon cannon

Did anyone on here actually see the thread last night? I'm only here because I made a promise to those guys but if no one stuck around than I'm gonna faggot out on this one

>>729306363
Just keep fucking telling the story.

They just mean sexual stuff dud, how old are you?!

>>729307197
No, I saw it. I'm waiting on the story.

>>729307197
I was on the thread last night about mid way through but never posted, figured it might be one of those aint shit gonna happen things, and it looks like I was right

did you ditty dong her boom box

>>729304825
I was here last night. Go on m'boy. You doing good. Fuck the rest of these autistic dinguses.

Did you fuck her race traitor?

>>729307185
Wish I could say there was a "point" but there really weren't many interesting things happening
>after bowling we go to one of those cheap ass arcades
>thought that was stupid, we're not fucking 10 but held my tongue
>get conned out of five dollars for five tickets
>couldn't have afforded a pencil topper
>got to play air hockey against maddy though, lost by a point
>didn't want to seem like I was a tryhard or someth
I'll keep going if I find out someone on here saw yesterday's thread

>>729305491
I dated a pr girl for close to 8 years. Fan-fucking-tastic sex and they're the nicest people.

did you wiggle your ditty doo in her winkie woo

I saw it, go on. Mesages about this random girl liking you and you didnt know what to say

>>729304825
Just tell the fucking story and stop asking.

>>729307589
I did, was enjoyable, would show a screencap if I thought to take one.

I saw your post from yesterday

>>729307397
Dude I said last night we're in high school and it was a first date with her little brother and cousin over. How much "sexual stuff" do you think there was

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>>729307589
so, what about the feelings thing? did you guys actually talk about it? are you together now? did you kiss / cuddle / do anything sexual?

Tell story or an hero you fgt.

YES WE SAW THE GOD DAMN THING!

Did you zeewoobeddydee her hacksawjimdugan?

>>729307397
Goddamn it - Go find porn on the other 100 threads and stfu.

>>729307841
Sooooo what you're saying is.....you're gay?

>>729307841
Underage b&

we saw it, but did you ding dong her tick tock

>>729308058
He posted a sharpie in his butt last night. He's pretty fgt.

>>729308076
>ding dong her tick tock
You're not even trying.

>>729307854
Alright. I'll keep going
>>729307858
By the time we got back to her house we started watching family guy together with her cousin and bf next to us. We played around a bit, shoving back and forth. Messed with her younger brother too

Ended with a hug if that counts (I've been taught all my life girls don't kiss on first date, call me faggot as much as you want but I didn't know what to do)

OP pls just go on, we all saw the thread yesterday

>>729308165
I cant never run out of using completely abstract things, words, and sounds to describe the action of dingle bopin some one in the hooperdoo. I am just getting bored

Did you splim splam her Tour de France?

>>729308167
So set up for date #2 or gonna wait till the party?

>>729308313
im loving this shit

>>729308167
another question, in what way did you interact with this maddy before? do you know her from school or something? like have you ever seen her in person or done anything with her in person?

>>729308060
Senior year retard

did you Rob Schneider, in her Rob Schneider?

Did you shrek her donkey

>>729308418
We met through a mutual friend, she gave maddy my number and maddy pretended to be friend's ex bf.
"Stay away from friend okay"
"Who is this"
"Her ex"
"Bullshit"
"You got me"
"Yup"
"Can we be friends"
"Sure"
"Can we be more than friends"
"Sure"
Obviously more stuff inbetween but summarizing here

>>729308439
>Senior year retard
Senior year, retard

Did you ziggly boggle her in the hot potato

>>729308713
i think the original punctuation was on point

Did you bibbity bop her boobity boo

>>729308784
>point
Heh

>>729308382
Party

Did you whiskey Pete her in the palm forest

I was wondering if OP was going to deliver. Keep at it and don't beta lord this.

did you Pepsi in her officer?

>>729305377

brother, I remember. keep going!

>>729309136
Dude I have sunken so far down I'd be classified as omega if I didn't have this

Did you knocker buzz in her foghorn leghorn

This is important, are you in the UK, and is the girl pictured Maddy?

>>729309199
I mean I never denied being a huge faggot, I definitely am
Also I thought you only said that when OP doesn't deliver

>>729309048
Play it slow. You're young. If you like her and it's not just a fuck, then treat her with respect. You'll get the prize soon enough.

did you buzz light year her miss. potato?

>>729309230
United States
Sure is

>>729309294
Oh wow, serious reply. Thank you for the advice. Also how do I get her to support Trump, the fact that she doesn't like him is pretty much her only flaw

did you cod her wow?

this is getting boring and I am to tired to give it any more though. fuuuk

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>>729309567
I'm not sure how to interpret that

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>supports trump
>wants to date puerto rican girl
>tfw her whole family will be deported in a few months

>>729309473
Politics is shit. Just converse as it comes up. If you're speaking from conviction, you'll get the point across. That said, at the end of the day, unless she's shoving her views down your throat, talk about something else or spend your time in silence having sex or holding hands or anything else that really matters.

>>729309622
it means your a shit for caring about something like that., not every one has to agree on every single thing, we are all different. who gives a fuck

But really

did you kitty bong her doggie pipe

>>729309740
You know puerto rico is part of the usa, yeah?

>>729309740
She wasn't born there, she doesn't even speak Spanish
Also pr is us territory fuckwit

>>729309740
>>729309816
kek

>>729309816
they only kept it as a testing ground for the next evolution of the nuke

trump will get rid of all the shitskins

did you pipe polish in her muffin holder

elele

>>729309996
>>729310023
Someone, somewhere, just got your quads

>>729309740
How bout you leave your trailer for a while and catch up on your geography lessons. I'm sure there's at least one library in Mississippi.

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>>729309794
That... Is actually pretty helpful.

>>729309961
Then all the Americans stationed at the base there are in for a treat.

OP you need to assert dominance ASAP, so put your dick in her already

>>729310238
they sure are because they will be watching the fireworks from a safe distance

not the shitskinned ones though, those will stay back

>>729310255
>put your dick in her already
says the lonely virgin

>>729310147
I am not saying it isnt gonna cause conflict, but what makes politics such a big issue when it hardly if ever effects you to the day to day living of life? Your really going to throw out a potential relationship because she doesn't like the same person you like who wont matter in another 8 years? Its not worth it, its easier just to steer clear and when it does come up just say every one has a difference of opinions and you respect that.

but really

did you Godzilla her King kong

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>>729310391

>niggers

>>729310398
Good advice. Fucking terrible grammar.
Seriously, who's in office matters shit in your day to day. It's like sports. Oh boy! Our team won the sportising games.

did you head bang her koon keepr

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>>729310333
>a safe distance
PR = 3,515 mi²

at least shoot your juice all over her face and tits as soon as you get the chance man

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>>729309384
Okay, cool. Just making sure. Good luck, enjoy having a GF, it's good while it lasts.

>>729310869
Puerto Rico is approximately 30 miles wide from north to south and about 90 miles from west to east.

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>>729307589
I was there when it happened OP. Keep it going.

>>729310880
How would you have responded if I said UK or "that's someone else"

>>729310672
Yeah I really liked it how my sports team out sported your sports team and got all those sports points.

I think OP went to fap.

>>729311044
shit I forgot

did you foot in her sock

I need to stop, this is getting bad

>>729311044
I'd like to thank god for liking our sports team best and hating the other sports team.

>>729311101
I'm right here

Any more questions? I went over most of the stuff

OP, I don't know what I remember from the last thread, but are you a guy or a girl?

>>729311214
I'd also like to thank on of our guys, Sporty McSportson, he sported better then any one and definitely deserves the sports award.

>>729311370
>did you just assume my-
I'm a guy

>>729311237
Some advice: Read up on PR and talk to her about it. It's very easy to travel there since it's part of the US. There's a referendum coming up for vote in PR about weather to become a state or get independence. Right now PR is classified as a "Commonwealth State". I'm not sure that that option is even on the ballot.

>>729311475
*whether

>>729311475
Yeah heard about that, mentioned it briefly with her

>>729311026
I've have asked you if you had a specific first name, or if she had a specific surname. Your answer to this question would have then determined future actions.

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>>729311560
go back to your radical pakislam brothers

>>729311749
Radical pakislam? Islam is a fucking cancer.

>>729311550
PR is really beautiful. Is so tiny you can drive around the entire island in a day. The food and the music are muy bueno. Tell her you're dying to try "arroz con gandules". It's rice with pidgeon peas. One of the island's specialties.

did you finger lick her guitar strings?

>>729311987
NOW THAT'S EDGY

>>729312060
Edgy or not it's the truth. Islam is regressive and incompatible with western civilisation.

OP how big are maddys tits

>>729311440
I agree. The fact that he raped three women last month in no way detracts from his amazing disply of sportisism on the field.

>>729312246
Can this be a meme now

>>729312246
I giggled

but did he google her yahoo?

>>729312315
Not sure if you're asking permission or whimsically wondering.

>>729311465
Then look at Real Men Real Style and AlphaM on YouTube. They helped me clean my pants of spaghetti and increased my confidence from fucking -7 to 100.
They actually know what they're doing, as they helped me get my first date with my girlfriend, over 9 months ago.

>>729312436
I think the better question is; wtf are we all doing here on a saturday night?
inb4 I don't give a shit what time it is in Australia.

>>729312627
because I have no friends nothing to do, and no life to speach of and fun things cost money I dont have a job for why else would i keep posting "did you x in/to her x"

at least new season of doctor who is on, and toonami is starting soon.

Alright everyone, OP here. Unless there are any more questions I'm getting tired and I'm gonna sign off. I'll be on maybe five more minutes

>>729312906
G'night m8. Good job and good luck at the party. Remember, slow and respectful, but with authority. I'm outta here as well. Gotta get back to work.

Hope you get deformed halfbreed babies, OP. You faggot race traitor.

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>>729313645
How bout you post some pics of your oh-so-hot aryan super-babe?

>>729313645
It's ok. Have a good fap session with your anime waifu pillow.

>>729312882
>Archer
>Rick and Morty

>>729312025
>PR is really beautiful

nice bait

>>729307197
I was there man

>>729314030
Tip all you want, it fucking worked.
Those fucking channels turned me from a beta weeb to an alpha Chad that smashes basically on the daily.

>>729307197
yes I was here last night re this

>>729314489
Little late, dude

>>729314030
greatest fucking picture of all time

>>729314489
Shit can't sleep. Tf do you want

>>729312627
TAXES NIGGA >.<

>>729315084
uh I was just answering OP who asked who was here last night and knows the backstory. I want to get my taxes done but that's naught to do with you :]

Anyway GJ OP, wat u get her for bday party present?

>>729315300
Not sure yet. Any suggestions

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>>729315358
Actually I did draw this for her
Shitty I know but I got bored