Waifu claiming thread
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>>729286314
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
カラミチーマス
Hai domo claiming virtual youtuber Kizuna Ai
Remember: Having a sexual partner is objectively inferior to retaking the holy land
Finally.
Kud claimed
See you losers in 10 hours~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvmVnTQtZQY
>>729299891
OG Kurumi?
Still here
>>729299747
mamae <3
Beep bep boop
>>729300000
Whoa, checked!
>>729300000
Jeez where are these numbers when Im rolling for lewds....
>>729300071
Hello taiga
How's the night so far?
>>729299973
How OG?
Because there's probably been Kukukachoos before me
>>729300000
Tasty quints
>>729300070
Afternoon to ya.
>>729300170
Hm, post the one with her dipping her foot in some water, I'll probably remember the filename
Hello
>>729300000
Many numbers, checked.
>>729300132
Ohayo
Pretty good, seems like it's about to end though, I'm the last one awake as always.
I guess that means the rest of the beer is for me...
How are you tonight?
>>729300281
Steals
Still here
>>729300000
Acknowledgement of consecutive numbers that are coincidentally identical
>>729300281
I'm guessing you mean this'n
>>729300000
5 0s thats dam lucky
So what was that night mare about?
>>729300095
Are you the same mami from the other night?
>>729300297
Hello???? but where is the threads???
>>729300359
Kek, you out with some friends tonight?
I'm doing fine, waiting for the night to end and conversations to wrap up, always comfy to come on thread to do that.
>>729299764
>Is a harem
>I must fall in love with all the girls to save the world
>Stupid as shit generic protagonist
>All the girls are generic anime girl tropes with no actual unique personality
Don't talk shit about other waifus if yours can't even be redeemed
>>729300533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xihzgEsV2nw
Alex-Chan
>>729300533
???
>>729300477
Yup, that's you, dess
How've you been? Welcome back
>>729300659
Shiki is that you
>>729300392
still awesome
>>729300495
Yup, the same one.
Yuno B if I'm right?
Whatcha been up to?
Inebriated mobile posting, best posting.
>>729300533
Sounds good.
Just a family dinner that turned into a comfy quiet party.
Can't believe I've been here a week now, I must be a oldfag now
Gonna go watch a movie, see y'all later
>>729300767
Always!
>>729300754
Same shit different day and all that
Pretty sure I've devolved into shitposting at this point
And waiting for my smug brother...
>>729300926
Oh yeah?
I've been here eleven minutes, get on my level. newfag
Reminder: If you haven't been here at least six years then you are a newfag
holo best girl
>>729301056
Didn't know the bar was so low
>>729300588
You're not meant to take the show that seriously and no, I wouldn't really call most of the girls generic.
>>729301056
Reminder that Karen isn't a main character
>>729300768
Yes Yuno B :)
Have I tolled you I went to a gig one of my old friends was playing at and caught up with him and crew?
>>729300477
I wanted lewds tho.
>>729300495
Not when I roll though. Its a weird dream where I open a hotel in a sketchy place where it has stone squares in the building. I put mattresses on it and separate them into rooms and open the place to rent out. Its later at night I rented out some rooms for the night. I hear a noise from one and go into it. There is a chick puking out all of her organs and stuff into the square which is now open. She becomes flat and falls into the square. I look inside and its a nasty sort of stew so I run out and all the other rooms I check have the same kind of thing going on. I start to run back to my desk at the front and get grabbed and all of these blackish green people made from organs start climbing on me and I wake up
>>729301265
How are you?
>>729301014
Have a good time.
>>729300926
Well if you say so..
>>729301056
A year so far, got to get 5 more in, that's a whole lot of cancer to take in.
>>729301232
Nice.
Nah m8, as far as I know we talked about alcohol and whatever.
>>729298792
>>729299891
>:(
>>729298839
>>729299851
No
>>729300000
Niceu
>>729301056
I'm 12 and who is this 4chan guy?
>>729301332
Wasn't expressed in that post, so it doesn't count
>>729301419
Calm down, you have such a short fuse
>>729301056
fuck you dad
>>729301103
Piano?
>>729301459
I know. Feelsbadman
>>729301014
bye kud
>>729300920
Kek, you seem super comfy, where are you sitting down right now? How do you feel?
>>729300926
Lmao newfag something something I don't care fuck you
>>729300742
I was doing a bad spudro
>>729300385
hands off you fucking kike
>>729301042
I don't see the problem with that, dess. At least you're posting
Shinoa? Or someone else?
>>729301490
post legs you fucking whore dess
>>729301585
why
Quinn
>>729299747
I'm totally in love with her
>>729301358
it only took so little to make me tip back into a slump
>>729301585
I don't understand you
>>729301511
Zoo wee mama
>>729301585
I mean the only people I really converse with are Shinoa and Rory
>>729301459
Do not
>>729301332
That is pretty fucked up If it were me I would a poured ciment it to the holes be for opening up, but it is a dream so logic wouldn't work I suppose
>>729301405
Yeh I went to a gig and It was fun (giot hammered). Whats been happening with you?
>>729301056
What happens if i used 4chen back in 2009 but took a long hiatus
>>729301952
wew
>>729301511
Watch UFC with me on Fox
>>729301585
Living Room couch, huge stereo for myself, plenty of beer and snacks.
Feeling good, comfy...
>>729302022
Bep boop beep boop?
>>729301856
I'm sorry :(
>>729301459
Please no bully smug
>>729302159
Least you had fun, whisky you got drunk off of?
Tired, had three hours of sleep, fuggin' got woke up to cut the yard then clean and other stuff.
>>729302022
Don't worry, I won't try to be little you
>>729302162
That's not very wew at all
>>729302233
All i do is bully
Claiming best girl.
>>729302524
S for smug eh?
>>729302718
yes
i did it for the meme
>>729302643
So I've noticed
>>729302700
Hayaya Sayaya, how are you tonight?
>>729302179
I would but I dont have cable. Im sorry Rea
>>729302643
I liked it
>>729302824
Stolen
>>729302823
Whatever floats your boat.
I don't think I got a smug pic or I do, got a whole mess on my folders.
Night, remember to be a good person, dess.
>>729302534
When I was taking to you last I was drinking makers mark and when I was out with my friends It was jd and coke cos I am a poor student.
"cut the yard then clean and other stuff." dam man what are you married? That sounds like shit a wife would make you do.
>>729302878
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Okay. We get all those channels free here.
>>729303259
you dumb nigger
>>729303259
But I'm bad to the bone.
>>729300000
>>729303106
Nope
>>729303293
Thats pretty cool. I got a text my taxes are finished. I guess Ill get 120 bucks.
>>729302824
Is that a problem?
>>729302878
Boy, would I have a treat for you
>>729303357
Shut the fuck up Alex, you stupid fucking righteous fucking nigger, you do this every fucking time
>>729302159
I missed this sorry. Yeah I would just bail.
>>729303566
Everyone would.
>>729303259
gay smelly goatfucker
>>729303460
nibba
Claimed, hey everyone.
>>729303259
Nacht. I'll try.
>>729303280
Going to school huh?
What are you going to major in?
I'm done with school crap.
Nah, not married, kek.
I did it because no one would, hey, what can you do? Plus getting some the body moving is good, nothing says good exercise with little sleep right?
>>729303566
It's kind of annoying tbh, but you do you
>>729303726
Evening Hanako!
>>729303559
Nice~ California's taxes are too high, you should get more!
>>729303693
I used to bong on one roughly the same size as that one, it also had 2 boilers :sunglasses:
>>729303658
everyone would have a treat?
>>729303821
Whatever you say
>>729303836
Now just what to do with all that change.
>>729304006
Yeah who doesnt like that stuff?
>>729304014
save it, ofc
>>729304193
Prudes
So most of the people here
What purpose does those toy soldiers doing yoga poses serve?
>>729302865
Hai Taigaga. I'm alright. Playing some Stellaris. How's yous?
>>729304646
To hit the image limit faster
>>729304646
>>729304738
Oh.
One purpose was found I guess.
Claimed.
>>729304646
Maybe to help teach you idk
>>729304251
For what?
>>729304328
Well I like it
>>729304004
I think you mentioned getting high before iirc. You don't really seem like the kind of guy that smokes to me though.
/shrug
>>729304945
At least somebody appreciates me
>>729304945
For yourself, ofc.
>>729304868
I don't know, when I use to play with them I played with regular ones, I got my daily physical activity outside everyday.
Also what the hell is that in the pic?
>>729304678
Cool, you found more fun stuff from the expansion?
I'm good, had a "few" beers and I'm relaxing on sofa with some music.
Comfy night.
>>729305040
Of course I do.
>>729305064
I dont know what I want
>>729305106
Its the Bubble Head nurse from Silent Hill
>>729304326
>>729304351
>>729304379
>>729304422
>>729304450
>>729304484
>>729304515
>>729304553
>>729304585
Where did you find these? did you have to search for them?
>>729305211
Something you want? You should buy something you need and not something you want.
>>729305000
I've heard that IRL a lot and I thought it was because of how nerdy I look but I guess there's more into it.
>>729303818
No in collage and I'm almost done, I have exams over the next few weeks. I have taken maths, electrical engineering and programming.Not hat any of it is going to help me cos my job is scuba diving instructor.
"nothing says good exercise with little sleep" yeh that sleep stuff just makes you put on wait ditching is is better then drinking protein shakes
>>729304945
Tomoko did you miss my last reply?
>>729305276
Now where could my toy soldiers be?
>>729305319
I dont know if I need anything.
>>729305421
I uh may have.....
>>729305421
Jesus Christ, your English is atrocious.
Maybe you should take English instead
>>729305276
Yes.
>>729305597
Nothing comes to mind? Buy a knife. A good one.
>>729305240
Whatever you like...
I got nothing more to say...
>>729305421
Damn good luck with that, must be hectic, but ...... why taking those?
>Scuba instructor
Seems fun until someone drowns.
Yeah man, I feel like 1 bucks with little sleep, I could take on little of the world.
>>729305906
That isnt a need Rea. I have my little pocket knife and thats good enough for me
>>729305180
Eh, new? Haven't really got that far, but managed to try few ascensions. They are pretty fun. Like making all your pops into synthetics or all of them gaining psionic powers.
..How many is few?
>>729305372
I get the complete opposite a lot. Everybody that asks me if I smoke asks me solely because of how I look. I've apparently got the stoner look down pat without really intending to.
>>729306008
I carry a Ka-bar with a serrated edge. I love it! Anyway you're right you should buy something you would enjoy.
>no Joseph
>>729306019
Neat, full synth pop sounds awesome.
6++ and some other stuff, I think...
>>729306314
>Watchmojo.com's Top 10 Most Convincing Traps in Anime
>>729306264
Saved that pic. Im not sure what to get. Oh well
>>729306356
Yeah, but when I finally got it, I had a colony ship on the way and the guys inside apparently never went through the synth treatment so I still have a 2 originals that aren't synth and they are breeding on some new planet.
Watching anything atm?
>>729306264
https://youtu.be/W09ghiWskUk
bye guys
>>729305597
baka
>>729305678
I ingrish very well thankyou
>>729305955
In the uk you are expected to take 3 or more and I can't spell but I have exceptional logical skills so i chose the best ones for what I am good at.
Drowning isn't the problem, the real problem is how much tourists like to try to head but the boats propeller blade
>>729306868
I normally play games with friends. Hmm. I guess I could spend some of it and hang out with people. That would be nice. How cute.
>>729306958
That sounds awkward, but awesome at the same time.
Nothing more than the oversized album art of the song I'm listening to.
Mobile posting is a pain, I swear, the keys get smaller with every beer...
>>729307101
Baiaa
>>729307101
bye
Does anyone remember that dude who used to spam Chicken Little memes and poorly drawn pictures if Emi from Katawa Shoujo (EMMI TIEM guy)
>>729307101
bye
>>729307159
Nah uh you should spend it on yourself.
>>729307214
BTW nice waifu
I think i remember seeing her while looking for anime to watch, what kind of show is she from?
>>729307262
Emi is a top tier waifu
>>729307102
Im sorry its hard to multitask.
>>729307364
Im not saying spend all of it on them. Just enough to have a nice time.
>>729306157
I think you got the short stick here, maybe. At least I like surprising people by revealing to be someone they don't expect me to be and most of the time not being suspectful is great.
I somehow never got caught in inspections and raids and stuff like that even tho I've seen tons of my friends getting taken.
Then again wed is decriminalized and getting taken is mostly an annoyance.
>>729307102
Win-win good for you.
Might as well get a sign that says,"Days without an accident." That should make them pay more attention.
I gotta go now, hungry then do whatever there is to do. Good talking to ya m8. Have a good one.
>>729307435
I know. I had a huge MEGA of Emi pics that were purposely drawn like garbo and named stuff like "EMMI TIEM", etc.
>>729307484
You remember him right?
I'm pretty sure you filtered him
>>729307222
It's kinda shame I can't purge them..
Mobile posting is a pain no matter if you were drunk or not.
>>729307435
She is from Sanka Rea! She has processed my heart.
>>729307453
Pfffft you really are young~
>>729307594
I actually never filtered anyone other than actual spam with 0 information I can get from it or to test the filter to help someone else.
But yea, I remember that guy, what about him?
>>729307517
bye bey
>>729307453
actually it was me who missed your post I apologise and retract the baka comment
>>729308026
I'm trying to find the EMMI TIEM pics. You don't happen to have any, do you?
>>729307973
Its nice to have an excuse to get out of the house.
>>729308046
Cool. I guess I did okay then.
>>729307973
That didn't really answer my question...
>>729308162
I don't.
>>729308179
Do you have a car?
>>729308189
Ah sorry I'm distracted at the moment. She's from a zombie show~
>>729302219
No its boop bop beep
>>729302643
Please stop. Do not anger the smug
>>729307484
Oh yeah, I've for sure got the short end of the stick. I kind of like surprising people like that to, but it gets a little annoying for me after being asked so many times.
>I somehow never got caught in inspections and raids and stuff like that even tho I've seen tons of my friends getting taken.
Oh boy, that reminds me a bit of some elementary/middle school friends that show off their weed on Snapchat and Instagram. AFAIK none of them have gotten caught either.
>>729308507
It doesnt run. So many things are wrong with it.
>>729308507
Oh right, now I remember
She's like a zombie and some guy falls in love with her or something, right?
>>729308561
Jeez, it's like you have a Napoleon complex or something
>>729308362
Nvm found the mega
https://mega.nz/#F!U41ghA7K!QYphggaZWwUhvzd
>>729308666
Satan.
Then you should put that money into your car.
>>729308668
I don't knoooow