Be honest: what is you're JOB, SALARY, and AGE? I'll

>>729288725
Damn, are you a felon or something?
>Auditor
>$100,000 ($85k + commission, about $100k on average)
>28

>>729288725
>"chef"

Don't Fucking kid yourself. Just a cook.

>Security officer
>$10.50/hr
>23

>electrician apprentice
>$11/hr
>20
Just started 2 months ago with 0 experience. Looking forward to a long career

>>729288725
37 and working at burger bar hahahahahahahaha

>>729288725

>Be honest:

Chefs who work for Wendy's work at corporate, not the operating units for minimum wage. You sling fries.

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>>729288725
>Manager @ Wendy's
>$8.76/hr
>40
Aye m8, I just got my promotion last week. You might get yours in 3 years!!!

Sous Chef
18.5K/yr
22

>>729289401
I've audited a number of vendors which use electricians - you're union obviously - what state?

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>>729289037
>>729289219
>>729289447

>>729288725
>Software designer
>$18/hr
>20

>>729289578
you think being old here is some kind of acomplishment? fucking sad nigger thats what you are, go neck yourself asap

>>729289495
Nope. Not union. In Kansas. What makes you think I'm in a union?

>>729288725
>Student
>$300/month student money
>21

>>729289578
Oh please, I've been here since 2006. The people who are complete failures at life all go to wizardchan.

>>729288725
Stay at home Dad
£0 but as many movies and naps as I can handle
40

senior sysops
60k euro/year
29

>>729289818
Most nonunion organisations don't use the term 'Apprentice'. Still though, nonunion electricians make good money, and have more opportunities to make that money than union people.

>>729288725
Women's Rights Activist Community Leader
$85,000 base additional $10k-20k depending on donations.
28

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>>729288725

heh heh heh... 'chef'

fuck you, loser.

how hooked on meth and living at your mom's house are you, OP?

>Student at private school
>40k tuition paid for by scholarship/Dads gi bill
>about $1200 living stipend/month through gi bill

>>729290052
Fuck unions. I was an Electrician and a good one at that. I'm not having going on strike to fight for some fuckwit to get the same pay as me.

NEET
470€ neetbucks per month
27

>>729290247
What's a gi bill? Englander here, just askin'.

>Chemical handler/weigher
>$16.77/hr
>22 yrs old

>>729290388
Money for military

>intern at small mircobio lab
>$10.85 an hour
>22
70% of the job is unfortunately washing dishes. 20% is oddjobs, 10% is actually getting to make media and inculcate. But its paying my dues the way I look at it.

>>729289484
How in the fuck does a manager only make $8?

Physiotherapyst
25 euros/h after all the expenses
26

>>729290453
Ahh OK, so like pay for ex-military like a pension or the poor sod's wages while he's still in it? Good on you either way. That's why he did/ is doing it.

>>729290052
Idk if that's what they officially call it, but I'd say it fits me well, knowing very little about the job.

Data analyst manager
£41,000
36

>>729289037
Internal or External?

>>729290388
Gi bill is given to military members.
Basically pays for college.
You can give it to other family members, my dad already has his masters.
Dont know all the details though

>>729290267
You obviously don't live in a state where unions are strong.

>>729288725
LOL chef at wendys. calvin you just the fry guy.

Plumber
$60~ /hr
26

National Security
$171,000 annual
39

>Selling ejuice to poorfags
>Make about 700 bucks a month
>17

Dude Wendy's and Arby's both blow dicks. No flavor, food is always cold. Yuck.

>>729290267
Part of being an auditor is being able to see the failure rates and need for rework (tends to be more expensive for welding, so that's looked at more) - union and nonunion work is pretty much on par.

So, you have to pay more money and you don't even get better work. I agree, fuck unions

>>729290625
Nice. The man's taking shit in the military, putting his kid through school and giving him a good start.
He's a good Dad, be a good Son and don't fuck it up.

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>>729288725
substitute teacher while im studying to become a teacher.

making 30 USD an hour. Have typicly 30 hours a month. Paying around 45 % tax of it in Denmark.

When im done next year, my monthly salary will be 4278 USD + aditional 19% in pension

24 years

>Food Service/Overnights at a gas station. $12.50/hr
>18

>>729290750
wendys isn't great, but its better then mick dicks or burger king.

>Own a small IT company
>22
>25 euro/hour
>extra profit if I sell pc's

I still study btw (Computer Science)

>>729290619
External, oil and gas mostly.

>Taco Bell Cashier
>11/Hr
>18

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>>729288725
29
own d2d marketing company
pay myself what i can from profits
lowest is about 500 a week
highest is 1200 a week

> 38
> call centre rep easy as fuck
> $20 USD P/H
> can be high all day everyday

>software support engineer
>8500€/year
>27

-61,000
-Director of programming at a non profit
-31

Navy Pilot
$87k
29

>>729288725

>Systems Engineer
>€90,000 (approx €43/hr)
>31

I had to move to Germany for this job and its the worst decision of my life.

Home repair/remodeling
20~hr
31

>>729290672
Fair enough, you're right there. I am not in US. I get the point of unions, don't get me wrong. If you say live in a town with one big employer, a mill for example, then you need to stick together to avoid being fucked over and used. That I get.
But Unions in general, for skilled tradesmen? Fuck that. I appreciate it's more of a 'thing' there though.

>>729291068
Why'd you move? Only opportunity or did it just sound good on paper?

>>729291068
Could of been shithole Poland

>>729290833
Hes giving shit really.
Hes a colonel, been in for quite a while
making 6 figures.
and I have a 3.89 GPA so i think im doin alright.

Painter
$19/hr
21

Graduate student
$15/hr
36

>> Janitor
>> 11.50/hr Cad
>> 18

>>729291035
Fixed wing or rotary?

>>729288725
>Graduate student
>$33k/year
>22

it ain't bad, tbh. And once I get my PhD my ego boner will be enormous

>>729290200

A man would probably be worth twice as much in that role, even without donations

>>729288725
37? shit man, I hate my life as it is and I'm only 21. Fuck, it seems like its only going down hill from here...

>Pepsi Pallet loader
>$10.10/ hour
>18

>Assistant professor
>$110k (CAD)
>27

Just graduated this year, so just starting really

>>729290735
Why is no-one basking in my glory. Also Wendys guy, kill yourself

>>729291290
Fixed. Not the cool pointy nose type though. It's a "jet" in the airliner sense.

>>729291350
make me bitch boy

>>729288725
chef? lol

>>729288725
Civil EIT
65k
26

>>729291315
Good luck getting tenure bro. Hopefully I am right behind you.

>>729291409
>triggered

Home renovation
25 per hour
24

Electrical engineer
78k per year
27yr

>>729288725
This "chef" seems to be on here daily starting this same thread. No buying it.

>>729288725
The hourly bait thread and people still fall for it, holy shit /b/ you stupid degenrate fag kids. Every male under 20 should get gassed.

>>729288725
Why the fuck do you ALWAYS type the wrong your? Holy shit, is it that fucking hard?

>>729288725
trucker
120,000 a year.
46

Warehouse Guy
22.40/hour

It's boring and repetitive. But pays well.

>>729291164
In the US, it's a state-by-state thing whether or not unions are strong. In New York they're strong and -- interesting story - companies sometimes pay to have craft workers driven up there from Texas, pay lodgings, meals, and rates. Somehow that's still cheaper than using
local craft people.

Receptionist
£8.45/h
23, still a student

>>729288725
CAD Technician
22.90/hour
28

>>729291188

It sounded amazing on paper.

The amount you lose in taxes is astounding and the red tape around every single thing is incredible.
I would do my best to talk anyone out of making a move into Europe for work.

>>729291241
Good work lad, on the assumption 3.89 is good. Look's like you got it all sorted, good to know not everyone is a NEET. Although technically, I am I guess.
>>>729289964

>Freelance writer (I also do some lite SQL and 'web development'
>$20-$55 an hour
>25

I also have ~$70k in investments, most of them not very liquid

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>>729288725
My work desk is worth more than your life. How's that feel?

>>729288725
>Private Security Officer
>Varies by site, averages $16.66/hr.
>20

>>729291680
I actually have an opportunity to work in Saudi Arabia, I'm still thinking about it. More money after taxes, but you'd have to get a line in from Bahrain if you wanted decent internet.

>>729291296
field?

BS in chemeng. Working towards PhD in genetics.

>>729291912
Ikea much? I have the same desk, just not as comically long. And certainly minus the rig.

>>729290917
calling bullshit
unless you are on director or partner level (and i highly doubt you are with 28) you make shit in audit

>>729291910
>SQL and 'web development'

Did you learn this on your own? This is a field I'm trying to get into.

>>729291988
Ikea is godtier. You sir have excellent tastes.

Best buy mobile
$15.50 hr
If i bonus $18.50 hr for the month
32

>>729291605
Well if it's a bait thread it's really, really terrible at it.

>>729292043
I learned a most of it when I was living with my brother for three weeks. He taught me a little bit almost every night.

The only reason being a few of my clients lack a serious web guy, so I can charge them a lot more to actually add the content I write to their website.

>>729291974

Internet aside, Fuck working in a dry country.

If you're single then relocation is amazing. Before I took the job in Germany I had 4 of the best years of my life working in Singapore.

Sr. Full Stack Software Architect II
$210K/year
23

>>729291640
American Unions to me always make me think of those old films where the mob basically takes all the labour and extorts companies on some moody shipyard. Prohibition gangster crossed with hairy Irish labourer.
In England, most though not all Unions are basically there to protect the shit workers from getting binned. Case in point; a few years ago there was a night worker on the railways. Fucker kept falling asleep on the job. They sacked him and the union threatened a strike on the grounds that it was reasonable he kept falling asleep because it was night time. They won as I recall too.

>>729291912
I'm not whomever you were arguing with, but that looks like you're trying too hard to have a cool setup. Just have what you need, it's a workspace not a neet fap station.

>>729289037
>>729290615
>>729291068
>>729291315
>>729291515
>>729291622
>>729291910
>>729292418
Absolute shithousery in this thread. I bet you cunts are just getting by studying some fucking degree barely relatable to the "jobs" you claim to do.

In that case, international sports start, millions per year.

Cryptocoin Margin Trader
~$42.000/month
25

>>729292664
Killing terrorists is my business and business is good.

>>729292022
I'm in vendor audit, not financial statements (in which case you would be right).
I take it you're talking about the big 4? I don't work there, but I have friends who do and senior associates have a wide salary band that tops out at around... $110k?

>>729292794

U jelly? Silicon Valley is good for intelligent people, which you don't seem to be. I'm >>729292418 and work for a fast growing startup :>

>>729293003
You're doing good work then, I'll concede.

>Baker
>$11.50/hr
>22

Waiter at Burger King
$19/h
21

>>729289037
Bullshit. I'm a junior audit manager @ delloite. I earn +- 40k a year.

>>729288725
fuck off g hannelius guy

>>729293269
Everything is wrong with that post.

Meat Cutter
~35k
29

>>729292794

I'm the anon in
>>729291068

I have no degree, but work damned hard to try and provide for my family and better myself. Fuck off with your bitterness.

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>>729289447
Newfag

Work for my dads installation company
15$ an hour
19

>>729293099
He clearly is - I'm >>729289037
It seems that he can't conceive of the fact that intelligent people, who are good at what they do, can make good money.

network admin
280k/year
23
job is easy, relaxed, all i do is browse 4chan the whole day or sleep in the server room.

Social Media Analyst
$95,000 per year
27f

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>>729290204
Smells like summer

>>729293271
Damn, I'm so glad I don't work at the big 4. What kind of audits do you perform?

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>>729293306

>Affiliate Marketer
>$19K MMR
>24

>>729289447

At least this fake shitposter isn't just sitting on his ass. It might be a less than desirable job, but it's still one nonetheless, faggot.

>>729293375
clearly a miserable wage cuckold.
nothing honorable about it.

>meat packer
>$512,000 per minute
>15

>>729293413
Easy bro. Its evolution. We have to have the plebs around doing manual labor that even pigs could do provided they had opposable thumbs to serve the godtier people.

>>729293271
There's always an element of fantasy in these threads. Me as the Dad who earns 0, you, the best buy guy, the anti-terror ikea dude and a couple of the other lowish paid guys are probably the only totally frank ones here.
Kudos to anyone who really is doing some mystical job for $100k+ though.

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Yes, the curse of labor. So it is written in the Bible and its truth reechoes in the hearts of most men. The male is by nature lazy and unambitious. The industrious man is a truly feminine phenomenon. In male cultures men only work in order to live, but in nations where women domineer, men show ambition, zeal for labor, and they frequently work themselves to death firmly believing that they live in order to work. On account of the fact that ambition is a female characteristic, women are always going to be outraged at the sight of potential energies which are not transformed into kinetic energies. The mobile life is urban and female. Haste is not only unmanly, but as Ortega has demonstrated it, also the very negation of our immortality. The Middle Ages was a period without haste, it was male and timeless.
The true man is attracted by an adventurous life while woman stands for security, concerned for the safety of her home and her family. The desperate craving for safety is always the surest sign of the effemination of a culture or nation. The replacement of Trust in divine Providence by efficient insurance companies is always a danger signal which should not be ignored.

-Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn

>>729288725
>Infrastructure engineer
>101k a year
>35

ICT Coordinator at a school (I fix printers)
$80K
37

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That old XIX and XX century socialism is already obsolete. In this day and age we can do something that works out better. Industrialization has come to a point where a portion of the population really doesn't need to work at all to have all their needs satisfied; with better social regulations on reproduction and the forming of families, the quality of life of those persons increase, and through further industrialization even less have to work for all to live comfortably. However, since we're still using some bullshit ancient form of capitalism, those people who don't need to work anymore need to prove themselves they're worthy of surviving, thus bullshit jobs that don't increase productiveness in society are made, redundant competence is promoted with the goal of making a group starve while the other one hoards all the resources, the service industry increases and has people punishing themselves doing a job that won't help anybody. In the end the goal of capitalism is to have everyone working to prove they are worthy of being fed, NEETs just fall through the gaps and take advantage of their family or social reforms by the new democratic socialist governments.

There's a vicious cycle in which a society with slave mentality creates people with slave mentality that supports such society. Extremely few people are actually happy with their lives, it's extremely rare to find someone who actually loves their job, the rest of them do theirs because they had no other way, but even then most of those still hope that one day their turn comes to be the ones with power and able to fuck over those in the positions themselves are in this moment. Some people just can't see a world in which people are actually happy doing the things they like, they feel offended by it, after all they have justified their whole lives through the slave system and achieving mediocrity is meaningful to them.

>>729289037
I'm a felon
> software dev
> 105k USD
> 36

I actually flip burgers at Wendy's and I make $16.50 an hour.

>>729293626

My kids have food, clothing, a roof over their heads and access to decent education.

What's not honorable about that?

>>729293852
Ma nigga

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Systems Integrator

>53k a year

Starting with the DoD soon

Computer Engineer

>70k a year

>>729289748
Haha zero to pissed in seconds flat. Don't get so mad that you took easy bait. Learn next time queer

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>>729293607

Niche Blogger w. girlfriend
$41,000 / month
29

>>729293956
Fantastic. Get ready to hate your fucking life. The DoD is a miserable shitstorm and their IT systems are even worse than you can imagine. It took the Navy literally 10 fucking years to upgrade to Windows 7.

>>729293306
My Uncle was a meat cutter and sawed his thumb right off with the band saw thing. His brother turned up at hospital on the pretence of seeing he was alright but only went to try and buy his motorbike cheap because he knew he couldn't ride it anymore.
A little off-topic, but a safety reminder if nothing else.

>>729288725
>based.jpg

>>729294071
You are what is killing this world.

>>729293745
>A bunch of random shit

-This anon, just now.

>>729294014
Not sure if being a 4chan oldfag is a achievement. May end up like this salty wendys op

>>729288725
chef? a fry cook is not a fucking chef you idiot

>>729292418
I vouch for this. I'm a software architect, $200K, 39 y/o (not in silicon valley). Nice work at 23, I was only making 90K then but that was way above avg. back then.

>>729292794
You seem really salty about people having totally mundane middle-class jobs.

Ethereum Investor
$4000/day (approx)
26

>Warehouse "manager"
>the boss's dildo
>$20 an hour
>20

>>729290989
That's... Wow. Either quality bait right there or just wow

>>729294166
Fucking keked.

>>729293936
because i get all that with welfare, the more kids i have the more they pay me, education and healthcare is free too here in canada.
and the best thing i dont have to do shit LOL life's good, just chilling and playing games.
no stress no obligations.
i may be not rich but i am free.

Samurai in training
32
200 goodboy points per day

>>729292418
You saving that shit man? MAX out now and you will love yourself in your 30's/40's.

>>729294345
> dependent on welfare
> free

Construction worker.
26,67$ an hour.
Turning 21 today

IATSE Stagehand, $18.50-$26hr 49

>UPS Hub
>Sorter
>$13/hr
>21

>>729294345

Education and healthcare is not free.

It's paid for by people who work and pay taxes. You're nothing more than a parasite and if I was in control people like you would be forcibly sterilized.

>>729294461
>depends on his boss
>free
lol at least they can't kick me out unlike your sorry ass

>>729294143
Agreed. To be fair though, whatever nonsense he's doing, he's only pandering to the generation of fuckwits coming through. Lookup what kids these days want to be. Youtuber is pretty much second only to 'celebrity' and football/soccer star amongst school aged kids aspirations. wtf.

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>>729293592
lol
kind of

>>729291476
Well at least I'll know sooner than later. Tenure application is technically years away, but in Canada (in STEM) the first Discovery Grant application is a very good indicator of tenure prospects.

Consultant
150k/year (€)
28

unemployed
19
birthday and christmas money
200$

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UPS delivery driver
$35.19/hour
29 y/o

>>729294635
lol keep crying you poor schmuck xD

>>729288725
>Lifeguard
>$9.50 an hour
>16
>better job than op

>>729294814
Lad, come on. Pull yourself together.

>>729294839
Oak Creek WI hub reporting in

>>729288725
>student
>intern at pharma company in supply chain
>$22 an hour
>21

>>729294839
ups pays that much to drive? what are your hours like?

>>729294934
Minneapolis MN here. (Downtown center)

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>>729293956
>>729294079
On the plus side, you can rest assured that with approximately 2 brain cells you will be smarter than 97% of the people you work with, particularly if you're working on cleared systems in which case the potential talent pool to draw from is practically zero.
My first year out of the air force I went from making 30k (deployed) to making 240k deployed and once they caught on that I knew the first thing about running a server farm I was basically promoted to chief engineer in the first week. The opportunity to differentiate yourself is incredible and you can just jizz all over everyone.

The only downside is when it comes time for promotion/leadership, DoD is obsessed with certifications and credentials, which is a good reason to make your exit after you've risen through the engineering ranks. By that time you should have the title/experience to land a gig at any big firm.

Or you could just bitch about how much shit sucks...

>>729294364
How much does yr mom charge for tendies

>>729294920
how bout you pull my dick instead

>>729294079

> If it means them paying my loans off, I'll live with it

> I will be in a TS department

>Maybe learn of aliens ??

>>729288725

> Digital Services Librarian
> $58k/yr
> 45

>>729295090
I really want a Niva. They're good.

>>729288725
I've seen this thread so many fucking times.

>>729288725
>Director's Assistant
>12,85 euros/h
>29

>>729294266
>keked
suck it

cashiers
10/hour
19

>>729295035
8:50 start
End time any time after 5:30 95% of the time. Could be 6, could be 6:30, could be 7:30. Or even later sometimes. Just depends what happens that day and what kinda stuff people ordered. Plus the asshat who makes the stop counts isn't the brightest guy we've ever had either.

>>729288725
fuck i really want some wendys now

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>>729295226
Awesome car, served me well. When shit broke the locals would literally fashion spare parts out of random pieces of pig iron they found lying around and it'd go for another 30k miles.

>>729294071
please develop

>Full Time Merchandiser @Fritolay
>17.10 an hour
>20

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>>729295260

Electrician
$43/hr
30

>>729295134
You know you're fucking up bad, your poor parents must despair. They had children to watch them flourish, you're a huge disappointment and they must be a little bit sad. I hope they know it's not their fault, it's all yours.
Do better.

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>CEO of multinational company
>$650,000 - $775,000 annually.
>22

It's pretty easy, I just sit around browsing 4chan all day. Lol, the brokefags in this thread like this guy >>729289037 compared to me.

>>729295277
how long have you been working with them? is that what you started on?

>16
>Work as landscaper for dad's company
>10 an hour

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>>729294674
> can't kick me out (of welfare)

>>729290749

DIY juices?

>>729295260
Do you charge extra to spit and jizz in customers food because your salty that they actually made something out of themselves?

>>729296212
Also congrats to all in here that make good money and can spend 50 or more a day on lunch and not bat a fucking eye

>>729288725
>"skilled" office drone for one of the top 30 highest revenue companies in the world
>a measly $12.50 a fucking hour
>35

One of the warehouse guys who mentioned his wages to me is on the exact as i am and generally goes home 2 hours before me. I hate my god damn job.

>>729295690
Total 10 years. Loaded trucks for 6 and driving for just over 4. Starting driver pay is about $17.50. The pay jump from 3rd to 4th year is $10 lol

>>729296445

If he works in the warehouse he most likely starts before you rock up to the office for your 9-5.

It hurts to realize but just because you work in an office does not make you superior.
Good operations guys, who know the company and processes inside out are much harder to replace than office drones

>Leader of the Free World
>I give all my salary to charities or donate it to programs
>70

Truck driver.
about $150,000 a year, varies enormously month by month.
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