ITT: /b/ makes a dnd character Let's see how this turns

>>729270659
put me down for hit points

please be a nigger

Roll play

Rolling for Dwarf

>>729270833
win - fucking - .rar

The Name will be Nigger of Faggot.

>>729270833
Dark-skinned human then

>Rolling for Rogue

>>729270833
For fucks sake

Race confirmed human "nigger"

>>729270924
This /w a proficiency in athletics

>>729270659
chaotic neutral cleric of Tymora

>>729270924
it has to say nigger

So seeing how they're a nigger, he can't be Lawful anything for his alignment

>if they are above 20, only the last digit will count
This rule is dumb, it means he/she's got a 9/10 chance of having single digit stats

Let's just make it so that the first 6 posts with final digits below twenty are our stats, whenever those posts may appear

>>729270924
>>729271011
Nope

Rolling for warlock

>>729271123
fair enough

>>729271123
Yeah this.

So if this guy's technically a human, let's use the Varient rule (in PHB) that allows us to give him a skill proficiency and a feat along with two +1 stat increases instead of the basic +1 to every stat

Sound good?

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>>729271011
Strength is 11
>>729271020
Dexterity is 20
>>729271119
Constitution is 19

>>729271123
Lord I hope intelligence is a one

>>729271011
>>729271020
>>729271119
Great fucking stats so far
Do we decide how to allocate them or is it just in order (STR then DEX then CON etc)?

Still trying to roll for rogue

>>729271278
Those digits say no
>>729271397
Its in order

>>729271392
>20 dex
>19 con
We've got a speedy nigger on our hands who really loves his fresh fruit

illusionist wizard chaotic neutral

>>729271482
Still failing

Rolling for motherfucking bard

555 for Rogue

>>729271525
This is fucking funny, rolling for bard again

>>729271557
Damn this would've been good
Rolling for Criminal background

>>729271652
This.

ranger

>>729271652
If only, reroll for bard

Entertainer background

Rogue again!

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>>729271713
13 is our inteligence

>>729271827
Dammit Rerill

bard jester

warlock

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>>729271870
Still above average, rolling for Sage background
We gonna have a Negro in the Know

>>729271886
roll

>>729271976
kek
roll for barbarian

>>729271886
rolling again

>>729271883
Again.

>>729271886
this

>>729270659
We haven't had a random D&D event. Someone should DM a game over on roll20.net. Just start a thread here and in the game section and get players. Use random pre-made characters that people choose from online.

Last time we did this the player Horny Van Horneystein ran away with our gold. But was left with an enchanted grappling hook embedded in his head.

>>729271886
again

>>729272061
bad luck mate
barbarian nigger

>>729272088
We haven't had a random D&D event in some time*

>>729272088
Wasted dubs reeeeee
Good idea though, this character could be the party leader or BBEG
>Rolling for Sailor background

nigger bard jester

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>>729272088
wasted dubs
>>729272109
wisdom is 9

Folk Hero
This nigger is a hero of the people!

barbarian

wizard

dexterity fighter jester

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warlock

Monk

>>729272315
roll

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Check these trips
cleric with kek as the god

Cleric
Dis nigga found Jesus

>>729272109
charisma is 9 btw got all dem stats

STR 11
DEX 20
CON 19
INT 13
WIS 9
CHA 9

>>729272283
roll

Chaotic Evil

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Motherfuckers one of you roll trips already
soldier background

drunken monk jester

always bard

rogue worshipping ooga booga tribe god

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If dubs lawful evil
>>729272665
>>729272677
so close, need trips

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bard jester

bard faggot

>>729272665
fml again chaotic neutral

Chaotic Good

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>>729272844
roll

>>729272887
FFFFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKK
>reroll

>>729272920
kek

lawful evil

>>729272665
roll

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Rogue
>We're gonna make Killer Bee

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>>729272988
YES

>>729272665
this

>>729273101
Nice
Rolling for Sage

>>729272665
im done

>>729272665
Drunken monk molester

lawful evil bard

barbarian

>>729273240
rolling for this

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outlander

>>729273322
roll

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sage background, nigger knows shit

class drunken monk

drunk bard jester

Bard jester molester

>>729273405
check em

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warlock

ACOLYTE BACKGROUND
DEUS VULT

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>>729273556
kek
watch this
BARABARIAN

>noone in this thread can get trips
fucks sake, rolling for Ranger

>>729273240
this

>>729273651
this goddamit
we wuz wizards n shieet

>>729270659
It shall be a bear

will never get trips, rolling for store clerk

>>729273240
god damn last try

cleric, trickery domain

>>729273773
its not meant to be my friend :(

im so fucking done rolling for gay cleric

If dubs, Sage background

If trips, Rogue

ATTENTION
DUE TO OUR INABILITY TO GET TRIPS THE CRITERIA AFTER THIS POST IS DUBS FOR CLASS, BACKGROUND, AND PERSONALITY TRAITS, IDEALS, FLAWS, AND BONDS

fucking drunken bard jester molester faggot

>>729273978
ROGUE

barbarian

>>729273990
roll

Fighter

Ranger

>>729273990
>>729274027
>>729274064
>>729274073
god fucking dammit

warlock

last roll for drunken monk molester background jester

>>729274137
reroll

Monk

actual rapist tyrone the barbarian

>>729274223
offbyone reroll

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some just get something already

barbarian racist tyrone

Legendary battlemaster Tyrone the Turbulent

>>729274158
kek pls

>>729274299
**rapist, and FINALLY

>>729274299
YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE THING AT A TIME YOU COLOSSAL WASTE OF DUBS

>>729274333
>Each post can only add one thing
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>729274333
kek is real

>>729274357
fuck

monk

>>729274333
>>729274299
one from each, drunken monk rapist
stop breaking the rules

Rolling for Tyrone the Turbulent as name

>>729274576
racist*
>>729274618
reroll

Background urchin

UPDATE
Class: Monk
Alignment: Lawful Evil
STR 11
DEX 20
CON 19
INT 13
WIS 9
CHA 9

hysterical

>>729274618
last reroll

>>729274576
monk/chaotic neutral

>>729274701
see>>729274345

Criminal background checkem

>>729274778
One off reroll

works as a prostitute

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>>729274817
fuuuucckkkkkk
one more try

Personality trait: W O K E

Monk/Chaotic neutral
>>729274772

>>729274868
reroll

>>729274879
see>>729274708
already have class and alignment, you can only add one thing stop breaking the rules

Background cotton picker

background jester

Wait, what version is this anyways?

>>729275033
decided

>>729275057
5e, other version ports allowed

>>729275057
5e probably or 3.5

Personality trait
Fucks watermelons

Can we have a recap so far OP?

>>729275373
TYRONE

MONK 1, JESTER
RACE NIGGER
LAWFUL EVIL
STR 11
DEX 20
CON 19
INT 13
WIS 9
CHA 9
Flaws: Rapist, perpetually drunk
everything not listed we need

>>729275554
we really need to add some child molestation to make this awesome

>>729275554
Ideal: Truth: "I must uncover the truth of my ancestors, the Pharaohs of Egypt"

>>729275764
reroll

>>729275799
DONE
MFW PERSONAILTY IS W O K E

Rolling to give Tyrone a quarterstaff as his simple weapon

>>729275900
On a roll, Child molester as personality trait

>>729275799
>>729275855
>>729275900
PRAISE KEK
Rolling for Tyrone to worship Kek as a descendant of Tutankhamen

>>729276006
reroll

>>729276043
off by one, rolling again

>>729276006
rerolling those mirrored digits

>>729276099
YES

>>729276099
Thanks friendo

Child molester, wherever it makes sense

Which Monk archetype should we pick once he reaches level 3?

Way of the Open Fist: Classic Martial artist
Way of Shadows: Stealthy shadow manipulator
Way of the Four Elements: Straight outta Last Airbender

>>729276359
Rolling for Open Fist

>>729276388
Well that was decided quickly

Personality trait: WOKE

>>729276550
See
>>729275855

Bond: His old monastery, KFC
(Kinetic Fighting Coalition)

>>729276988
Gold

Rolling to extend his name to "Tyrone the Turbulent"

>>729277139
reroll

>>729277139
one last roll

>>729270659
Recap, op?

So the monk gets to choose proficiency in two skills out of the following:
Acrobatics, Athletics, History, Insight, Religion, Stealth

Rolling for Acrobatics and History

>>729277388
Well that's settled lol

The monk is also proficient in a certain "tool", either an artisan's toolset or a musical instrument

Rolling for drums

>>729277388
rolling for swinging some chains and making noise