Here, my fine feathered friends, is the dysfunctional choad that my faggot ex calls a dick. Rate it /b/. Guess his age and I'll tell you his name and throw a pic of his face up. Much love.
>>729258245
lol sounds like he left you for someone who wasn't a jealous whale and you're mad.
Get mad get fat
Is his new cock warmer prettier than you? Is that why you're jealous?
>>729258365
Lmao, no, he left me because I didn't text him enough. Tf kinda reason is that? Any who, that's not why I'm mad, hell I'm not even mad. I just don't like him.
>>729258245
Bro dumped your sorry ass so now youre being a cunt. And if this is how you behave, no wonder he left you. I hope he impregnates your best friend, bitch.
>>729258723
No, she's about 20 pounds over weight and has no tits.
>want my dick rates
>maximum file size is 2mb
>pic is 4
What do do?
If a dude did this it'd be okay. I'm so fucking confused.
>>729258245
tits or gtfo
>>729259073
At least shes not a cunt, cunt.
>>729259000
>I didn't text him enough.
Probably because you were cheating on him.
>>729258245
is he 27?
>>729259318I'd rather be a cunt over a white trash no tittie whore.
>>729259000
You are a lying cunt who is mad because she got dumped for being a fatty.
>>729259073
Whatever he did, you deserved it, hell you would even deserve worse stuff.
>>729259350
Cheated? Lmao. How do you suspect that? I don't text him at all because I text some other guy. That makes a whole lot of fucking sense.
>>729259443
Nah.
>>729259473
lol you're the trash trying to get a personal army to insult your ex's dick. Go eat a Twinkie you fucking landwhale.
>>729258245
Ya sound like a fuckin bitch please don't post this shite ever again ya not wanted here ya fuckin wale
Post tits or gtfo
>>729259565
Totally. Lmao.
>>729259473
And she says she's not jealous. Have fun having every single man you ever get with leave you. Youre going to die alone.
>>729259655
Yeah it makes plenty of sense you dumb cunt. Fuck you're annoying.
>>729259688
Blowing it outta proportion. M8.
it's not the biggest dick but it's not exactly a chode you salty bitch
>>729259857
Fuck off
>>729259807
How the fuck does it make any sense. I'm not gonna fucking date him, to date another cunt. I've never seen the logic in that. Please explain.
>>729259655
OP, dont leave. I like this thread. I'm gonna guess that he's 26 years old. Am I close?
>>729259788
I leave the majority of the faggots who get with me, thanks. But yeah. I'll probably die alone.
>>729259879
Still fucking gross.
>>729258245
>>729259000
>>729259655
NYPA FUCK OFF WHORE
>>729259073
some of us like small tits
>>729259981
Nah. Way off.
>>729258245
TITS OR GTFO
>>729258245
You know what? Post his name so we can all congratulate him on dumping such a worthless cunt. That dude is my fucking hero.
>>729260021
I can get that, but do you like figureless chubs as well as no tits? Hmmm.
>>729260088
three cheers for chode bro
>>729260012
Nope.
>>729260131
you're clearly still into him and you're just jelly of her, i bet she's low key hot, they usually are when girls pull this shit
God I hate bitches that yell faggot it makes no sense I refer to my exes as cunts not dykes I can only imagine a relationship with you would be mostly yelling and public embarrassment
>>729258245
10/10 would suck then insert into anoos
>>729260273
Who yelled faggot?
>>729260238
Lol. Sure.
>>729260040
Older or younger?
another win for the patriarchy
Mine is 17cm long and everyone keeps saying it's hella thick. Did i do good?
>>729260349
"My faggot ex"
>>729259982
Then shut the fuck up and die already. The world will be a better place with one less worthless piece of shit like you in it.
>>729260436
Not really
Tits por gtfo
Stupid cunt
19yr old
>>729260530
aww
Anyway, what did you expect OP? You are female and saying shit about guys on /b/. Ofc this was gonna happen.
And i hate texting, either yoú come over and smoke weed and fuck or you just fuck right off. Texting is for faggets>>729258245
>>729260441
I don't see yelling.
>>729260663
THATS WHAT I WAS FUCKING SAYING.
>>729258245
He's new girlfriend is better than you
>>729260589
Nope
>>729260475
Oki doki, but who's dismembering my body and hanging it from a building for me?
>>729260381
Younger.
>>729260839
Not really.
18 years
>>729260955
she's not that bad
we haven't seen you so for all we know you're ugly as shit
>>729260915
I'm gonna have to say that he's officially 18, (because anything younger might be CP?), but hypothetically speaking he's probably 16.
>>729260955
And still he dumped you for her
>>729260955
reverse image search boys
>>729260960
Nope
>>729261075
Yeah
let's be honest, guys primarily care about looks and if he dumped you and got with this girl then the chances are that you're a dog
>>729261128
lmao that makes sense
Kek, not posting my face up on here, bye now. THREADS DEAD.
actually felt sorry for OP, but after reading tro the thread, shes just a salty bitch who cant answer more than 3 words
deadass b
>>729261302
Whore
>>729258245
Just move to Asia, you'll fit right in
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>729260955
I have that same shirt!
OP isn't really a girl.
>>729261302
Gets called ugly and knows she can't prove otherwise. Kek
>>729262110
You're right;)
>>729262206
Go home whore
Hope your ex will be happy with his new girl. I also hope you get gangraped by niggers and die a sad, lonely death you fucking sperm garage.
>>729259920
This has to be bait.
Probably becuase in contrast to yours it's a baseball bat
18yr old
>>729258245
i'm guessing 16-17 because you said younger than 20, and if so, get ready to be b& lol