Describe your country in one sentence. "Cold, desolate

>>729249655
Canada?

>>729249655
Iceland?

>Full of crocodile wrestling criminals

iceland

my turn: “many landscapes on a small area“

today i shot a mexican with my custom made shotgun shell revolver

>>729249778
aussieland

>>729249655
backwater, with moar spiders

If the colour grey could form a country in the rain, then lose an empire to a pacifist.

>>729249655
Finland or Russia

>>729250039
Easy, UK

We all live in igloos woth polar nears as roomates, and we can only drink pure maple syrup.

>>729250039
Uk

>>729249880
First one!

Good on ya mate

>>729249655
>surrender

>>729250306
Go away France

Why the fuck is it 1am and 34 Celsius outside?

>>729250039
Didn't really need that second sentence. Ok, mine

>cowardly abondoned it's brother nations when the nazis came

Beautiful, amazing places, uneducated people.

The best country in the world-USA

>>729250519
India

bratwurst, brezel and lederhosen (stereptype)

We're not a South American country, you yankees.

i went outside and got shot by someone yelling "PARA LA RASA"

>>729249655
Its cold as fuck out, but we got some pilly in the fridge, and ordered some poutine and donairs so its all good.

>>729250576
nope...

just realized it could be lots of places, so Imma add "cocaine"

We secretly hate each other though we don't show it :D

>>729250774
colombia

>>729249655
selam aleykum

>>729250874
bingo

>>729250774
Brazil

Overworking and Fucking arrogant people.

>>729251153
not sure, but China?

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>>729249655
SADLY OWN BY YIDS

Full of pakis

>>729251487
UK

Corruption, crime, niggers, no future. Kill me plox

>>729250576
>India
>uneducated people

nigga wut

>>729251996
america

>>729252099
Same continent, more to the south. Tip: HUE

>>729252144
see >>729250967

"Everyone worth talking to is on the coasts; everyone else is a cuckold who thinks they are an alpha."

Whitest in the world.

osama bin laden was kept safe here

>>729252233
argentina

full of chinks

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>>729252233
>>729252299

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>>729252299

Rainy flat windy waterland.

>>729249655
Flag pride

we have the best military in the whole universe, and no niggers and we won all the wars. We also are too tired of winning.

>>729252144
Spain?

>>729249655
We are the most powerful race in the world

>>729252557
Netherland or something like that
>>729252745
Burgerland

>>729252775
>same continent
>spain
you uneducated faggot must be murican

>>729252745
best korea

>>729252745
I like vietnam too

>>729249655
Full of barista hipsters, lesbian dikes and shit weather.

>>729252929
India?

"The #1 artificial country in Europe."

>>729253234
california?

>>729253313
Nope

>>729253313
California have bad weather? i was thinking in go there god damn

>>729249655
Populated by lazy stupid fucks with a overblown opinion of how much they matter to the world.

Best Banks, Best Chocolate, All the people is rich

>>729250519
Colombia

Freedom fireworks fired at Syria

>>729253313
>>729253405
since when California is a fucking country?

We hate every other country next to us, except that one which is actually more like an extension of us than another country.

Beer, Sausage, Refugees (that need to be shot) and a PM that hates our great Nation

>>729253469
germany

>>729252271
Pakistan

Britbongs vacations got rekt due brexit

>>729253234
Netherlands?

>>729253514
The UK?

>Last time I checked the largest banks
>Last time I checked Cadbury's
>Last time I checked the GBP v The World

>>729253469
America
>>729253624
If we thought we mattered we would bring back the Reich

>>729253624
No. Most Germans aren't lazy.

started 2 of the most famous wara

>>729253597
it always has been, its so different than the shithole of america

>>729252929
china?

>>729253615
Canada

>>729253469
This is argentina but you didn't include the falklands

>>729253705
hahaha keep telling you that shit.! soooo funny

>>729253718
>we would bring back the Reich
as if you could, the last time you tried that you were gangraped by russians

>Not in the OP pic

>>729249655
"Pee noise"

>>729253780
Nope, try again.

>>729250480
Czech Republic/Austria ?

>>729253291
Israel ?

>>729252775
Lol you fucking retard

>>729253859
Germany and the extension is Austria?

"Hon hon hon"

>>729253469
murica
hur hur

>>729250519
You forgot:
Basically a fucking war zone.
HUEHEUHEUEHEUEEHEUEHEU

>>729250519
Sweden ?

>>729250431
Arizona

Best weed in the world.

We have the biggest toilet in the world.

>>729253963
haha, actually didn't think of it, but i don't know if germany hates every single country next to them.

Let me give you another clue:
We overrate us heavily as a country. Yet we still are a third world country.

>>729253984
>>729254046
see >>729250874

>>729253756
>5 foot and tiny dick

how is that powerful?

moroccans and terrorists breed here

>>729253705
the only thing UK is good in these days is being China and India's bitch

>>729254242
UK

>>729249655
>"Cold, desolate and long winter"

I live in Canada as well.

>>729254188
china

>>729253705
Umm switzerland? Fucking stereotypes

>>729254101
We are the biggest toilet

>>729249655
Greatest nation on the planet

>>729253291
sealand

>>729254385
Hehe no, try once more and i'll leave an easy clue

>>729254101
china?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/03/huge-sinkhole-in-china-swallows-at-least-three-people/

>>729254517
fucking Serbia for sure

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>>729254101
>>729254563
whole country is full of piss/shit, so India

>>729249874
Guatemala?

>>729254517
fucking Serbia for sure. Hateful motherfuckers

>>729254188
I'm shooting blind. Philippines

>>729251153
Germany

>>729254101
UK

>>729254701
>being this butthurt of new superpowers

stay mad merricunt

>>729249655
We produce a white powder gringos love, along with high quality coffee

>>729249812
Turkey
Russia
Usa

Weed is legal and the streets shine red

>>729254986
netherlands, easy

>>729254986
netherlands

>>729254730
>>729254673
>Third world

>>729254790
Nope.

I'll leave the last clue:
"THE FALKLANDS ARE OURS!"

Full of tea-gulping, French-raping cucks.

>>729255033
ah, britain

>gypsies

>>729254878
what r u even talking about? what powers? and im not an amerifat..

>>729255033
cuantas copas tenés boludo?

>>729255033
Srebia is a third world country, ever visited Belgrade? Like Africa with "white" people.

And yeah, Argentina.

>>729253623
Fuck off nazi cunt

>>729255116
Argentina.

Niggers spics and Muslims oh my!

>>729253615
>think of it, but i don't know if germany hates every single country next to them.
>Let me give you another clue:
>We overrate us heavily as a country. Yet we still are a third world
Bulgaria

A place that has slowly decayed since 1973 as the coasts get shittier and the inland becomes inhabitable.

>>729249655
Siesta, fiesta y fucking toros. You gotta guess...

>>729255232
stay mad liberal, we already have enough of your kind here

one sentence? how bout one word, ass.

Greenland?

>>729255293
Chile

>>729249655
The orange man is in charge.

>>729255351
br?

>>729255333
Aint liberal, go back to your cellar and feed on your weisswurst

>>729255351
badonkadonk

>>729255520
Yeah right

>>729255520
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>729249655
Can't keep the fucking Pakis out.

>>729255638
England

Aleksandar fucking Vucic

burger

>>729255638
>Pakis
>not calling them porkis

uk

"Corruption, disinformation, no one cares."

>>729255711
'Murica

>>729249655
Full of ancient and fucking beautiful architecture and cities of "fairy tale"

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Close to the UK, is a island and was owned by a kingdom

>>729255804
Man

>>729255780
India

>>729249655
i came here excited cos my flag was actually in the pic noiceeee.
>love wine
>"russian mafia" kind of squatting thugs
>good at rugby and judo,basically fat and strong

>>729255964
>cities of fairytale
>not hell

"Bigoted, overly religious, power hungry."

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>>729255232

>>729255994
.....Belarus

>>729249655
goverment forced invasion of muslims

>>729253245
>>729253756
try again

>>729256287
Germany

>>729256339
Israel

retarded pedophlic liars, freeddumb

>>729249655
How about we drop the MOAB?

(probably) least religious country in the world, President watches CP, good beer and history, shitty people.

>>729256420
Portland

>>729256287
Sweden?

>>729256046
India

>>729256488
Switzerland?

>>729255964
Of course no

>>729249655
makes great paestries

>>729256488
thats a hard one. i would say Czech Republic, but those people are actually pretty cool

Secluded people and breezeful summers

>>729249655

F I N L A N D

>>729249655
Everyone is proud to be from here, but no one wants to be here.

>>729256708
Belgium

>>729249655
Poo in the loo.

>>729256782
nope

Hint: guy from there said "bork" before stupid retarded doggos did

>>729250218
Me and you both. We say aboot.

>>729249655
Full of opinionated idiots. Im from philippines btw.

>>729256730
Argentina

>>729256751
america :'(

>>729256801
France

>>729256504
usa

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Why does everyone think we drink Tea?

>>729256918
>implying half of the lib shit faggots haven't already dumped on America

>>729256488
czech mate

Poverty, huge national awareness, best night life in the world, prettiest women in the world.

>>729256975
England

>>729249655

Cocaine, Drugs and Violence.
Easy one.

>>729257007
Venezuela

>>729257028
colombia?

>>729256918
nope.
americans have a whole type of pastry named from us.

>>729257028
Columbia?

>>729251153

Germany, ezz

>>729256786
U.K.

>>729252345

chinkland?

>>729257007
>>729257067
>best night life in the world
>venezuela
how fucking dumb are u

>>729257007
Croatia

>>729256140
no man its more unknown

>>729257068
Yes.
Kill me already :(

>>729257028
u idiot. cocaine is a drug...
And if the answer is colombia, war has been over for almost a year now.

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>>729253718
>>729253981
>>729253469
America has some of the world's most hard working people, they've built the largest and most developed country in 200 years from scratch, unlike UK and Europe that still have shitty infrastructure and terrible housing conditions, driving bikes and micro cars.
The laziest and arrogant people actualy come from middle eastern, asian muslim countries, crappiest people ever, living in shit and being shit, still manaing to be full of themselves.

>>729255033

para ser un btard tenés la cabeza muy metida en el culo

>>729257088
Netherlands

>>729257007
murica clearly

>>729257218
Nice try Brayan

____ over everything

>>729249655
A Shithole with mosquitos and giant turtles.

>>729256712
>>729256639
>>729256994
Czech Rep it is indeed. They might be cool to foreigners, but overall we're mostly pieces of aggressive shit. If you ever meet one in games you know what in taking about.

If you use it and it's good quality, we most likely built it.

>>729257007

somewhere in south america

>>729257154
I'm partial to Venezuelan women. Czechoslovakia

>>729257358
china

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I burnt Jews for a living.

>>729257007

or russia... yeah russia it is right?!

>>729249655
French people hate us because they ain't us

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>>729249655
mexico of europe

>>729257358
Japan or Deutschland

>>729249655
Fat, greedy, and stupid.

>>729257189
por q? Lo unico malo de este pais es que hay gente muy inculta, mucho ñero, y la gente que voto por el SI, y que cree que la rata de Santos es lo maximo, y kienes olvidan que las FARC son unos hps asesinos, terroristas, narcos y violadores que nos sometieron por 50+ años.

see >>729250519

>>729257391
>good quality

Chavs

>>729257391

kek

>>729257358

*if your grandmother already used it and it's still working

-> germany

>>729257432
Germany is the correct answer

>>729257182
Montenegro

>>729257426
Albania

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>>729257281
what are u talking about

>>729257244
still nope

>>729257511
Good one

>>729257345

shitty hookers though, at least in Prague

>>729257574

cause it's true

>>729249655
Full of fat retards

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>>729257561
Germany. Final answer

>>729257645
Africa

>>729257426
Spain

>>729256094
Poland

>>729257426
greece

>>729257689
>Africa
>fat

heheheeh is this ylyl?

>>729257139
ye

>>729257662

if the pastries themselves make more pastries, it would be true. We're talking about regular pastries though

>>729257617
I visited brno twice now. Good hookers and the Beer is as good as everywhere in Czech Rep.

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>>729257787
Switzerland

>>729257319
Galapagos island / Ecuador?

>>729257502
fuck montenegro mate
>we were basically raped by pretty much every muslim country in the past cos of muh christianity mentallity
if u cant guess you probably havent heard of it

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>>729255780
Spain

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It's like Sweden, but instead it's the best country in the world. Ranked 1 HDI. Comparably less sandniggers and 95%> white.

>>729258076
Chechnya

>>729258195
Iceland. But I thought they were 99% white

>>729258235

that one is long gone mate, kek

>>729258287
Maybe Norway

>>729249655
gypsyland

>>729258287
It's not hard to keep a country with 300,000 people 99% white. Try again.

>>729258331
Correct.

>>729258339
Bulgaria

Fat asses and snowflakes

>>729249655
Hot summers, cold winters, filled with retards. Amazing nature, lots of mountains and caves. And bats, a crap ton of bat variates.

>>729249655
Beer is good.

>>729249655
We're one of the smallest slavic countries and there's mountains... lots of mountains.

>>729258420
Murica

>>729258414
close

>>729258493
Slovenia or Monetnegro

>>729258554
you're correct, it's Slovenia.

>>729257662
Nope.
keep guessing

>>729257881
not me:>>729257787
But still nope.

>>729253750
>started 2 of the most famous wara
Actually it was Austria-Hungary that started the first.

>>729249968
New Zealand

>>729258235
fucks sake if you know chechnya how can you not guess it what they fuck

"European Mexico"

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>>729258678
>>729258594
REEEEEEEE I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT PASTRIES I DONT EVEN LIKE CAKE

>>729249655
corrupted, full of gypsies, nothing really working, only positive nice nature and mountains

>>729250942
Sweden or Germany?

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>>729258850

>>729258819
Because there are a bunch of little countries down there I can't remember.

>>729258904
I said Netherlands though...

>>729258830
spain

>>729249655
We lose two shitty islands without any interesting things in them,and of course we are white

>>729258977
its not netherlands.
fuck it, it's Danish pastry

>>729258895
Serbia or Romania?

>>729258819
Oh wait. Armenia!

>>729249655
"Sorry."

>>729259076
Slovakia

>>729259139
Canada

>>729249655
Scooters and hamburgers

>>729259052
Oh fuck I'm retarded. Denmark. I'm always confusing the two.

>>729249655
we drew some cartons and know all muslims hate us.

full of sandniggers-> germany

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>>729259121
>>729258924
stalin was from here..

>>729259189
Bingo. Sorry.

>>729259251
France. But they always hated you.

>>729259352
Stalin was from Georgia.

>>729259352
Georgia

>>729259352
Ukraine

>>729259444
Digits confirm.

>>729258998
More political way

>>729259398
good guess but no, we did it before the french

>>729257938
Correct!!!
We have a winner !!!

>>729249655
Shithole that only cares about the 1% and leaves the poor and disabled to die

>>729259551
Huh... well I have no clue then. Maybe Sweden?

>>729259404
>>729259409
finally mate at least you knew that, some dont even know we exist
>>729259444
id insult you but you got trips

>>729259551
Denmark

>>729259687
Guatemala

>>729259730
I didn't know Georgia was a country

>>729259771
on the spot

>>729259730
I thought first of Georgia, but you confused me with "we got fucked by every existing Muslim country".

>>729259824
Americans stole lots of names from Europe, you have an Edinburgh, you had a Berlin before WW1 and you have a state from Europe, you also have a London. (assuming you live in the states)

>>729259775
Correct!!

>>729253514

Switzerland

>>729259906
We have a Paris in Texas. We like your names. I was born in Moscow Idaho.

>>729259687
america

>>729249655
>Let the woman be in charge, what could possibly go wrong?

>>729260292
Sweden

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political corruption also whitest population

President who recently won a nobel peace prize left unpunished a group of terrorist/rapist/narcos/murderers/degenerates, gave them power and the right to speak, vote & manage the country... And 40% of the country is ok with that.

>>729260459
keep dreaming, nigger

>>729260459
Uruguay....pretty fucking easy when u post your flag

>>729260459
Uruguay. Didn't you guys just torch your congress hall the other week?

Also I thought the government at one time strongly incentivized race mixing.

>>729257426
>poland mongol

>>729260344
Nope

>>729260708
i dont think there will be enough incentive to fuck una negra hahaha