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Whats the best way to text girls so not to come off too desperate,

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Whats the best way to text girls so not to come off too desperate, need advice. I find myself replying like 5 mins later of a girl leaves me on read
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Send dick pics en mass. Send hundreds of thousands of dick pics to every number you can get your hands on. Bitchs and hoes love seeing that 4 inches of pure meat you got dangling between your rock hard thighs.
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>>729242037
4 inches. I wish!
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>>729242117
You can make do with a 3 inch wiener, but you can't go much lower then that, and still have a respectable dick pic.
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>>729242175
Im 5.5-6" around that
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>>729242382
Ha yeah right. Sure you are buddy.
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>>729242382
> 5.5-6"
That's like really small...
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>>729242463
Meh, does the job
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>>729242382
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>>729242408
Kek
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>>729242463
Post time stamped dick pic to show what a big dick is fukboi
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>>729242504
Haha ouch , fuck rip op
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>>729242382
lol wut
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>>729242382
wow i can't even
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>>729241628
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> Anonymous 04/15/17(Sat)08:22:00 No.729242558▶
>>>729242504
>implying we talk to grills on /b/
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Replying 5 mins later probably isnt the reason for their not replying
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^
I dont know what happened, but i fucked up
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>>729242663
Meh, she gets really interested some days like she double texts if i dont reply instantly. So its just a lot of mixed messages
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ask more questions about how to woo the bins
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>>729242463
It's about average, you virgin.
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>>729242630
I too, occasionally samefag.
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>>729241628
>I find myself replying like 5 mins later of a girl leaves me on read
you mean if a girl doesnt reply to you after 5 mins you text her again to see why she hasnt replied?
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>>729242780
I think I misread the post. Did you mean you send her another msg if she reads it and doesnt reply for 5 mins
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>>729243072
Yeah if im left on read, ill send another messsge but like i wont ask her why
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>>729242382
Honestly not bad
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>>729243495
Thanks anon
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Fuck
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>>729241628
don't text them they gotta text you
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>>729243688
Did that just happen anon ?
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>>729243688
Reply, "Sorry, I don't need another friend." And walk away.
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>>729243745
Good idea , thanks anon
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>>729243346
Its weird how true this seems to be, but basically girls want what they cant have. In other words, the less (you act like) you want them, the more they like you. Knowing this obviously wont make every girl want your D but it makes a huge difference. Anyway because of that, girls find desperation unattractive af. If Im talking to a girl that I dont already know well and she leaves me on read I just leave it. If she never replies or messages me then it probably wasnt going to happen anyway
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>>729243785
No
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>>729241628
Make sure to write Lol in every message.
Bitches love that.
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>>729243876
True , im 18 so im still autistic when it comes to girls
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>>729243896
Here is another one
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>>729241628
this made me lel out loud
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>>729243987
So am I ahaha (same anon)
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>>729244024
My life is a joke so dont blame you
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>>729243896

God that instant beta comment

"You've been hurt in the past"

Maybe if I'm super understanding and pretend I didn't just die a little inside she'll like me.
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>>729244039
But fuck i ignore the ugly girls and they spam me . This girl like i know shes interested in me cause she fucking calls me daddy and we sext but then other days shell just be so fucking boring
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>>729241628
Easy as fuck, just realize that making your entiire happiness based on another person, especially a girl that surely doesn't give a fuck about you, iis really stupid, childish.Grow the fuck up and handle yourself on your own
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>>729244020
And this
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>>729243812
Rolling
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>>729244209
Also you should never tell a girl you like them, at least I wouldn't. Because of the same reason I said up there^, aka, now they know you like them which (for unknown reasons) makes them less attracted to you and telling them you like them doesn't really do anything anyway. That probably wasnt the reason they weren't down, but perhaps the same principal of showing too much interest
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>>729241628
HEINS LUBER MINSCHLEIN DUFTEN NEIN
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>>729244382
you remind me so much of myself 15 years ago.soon later i dated her best friend for 4 years, and fucked the one who rejected me few years later.find yourself someone who will want you as bad as you want her, you stupid teen fuck
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THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IS A REPTILIAN GERMAN WHO ANSWERS TO THOR
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>>729244695
Good point, now that you say it, anygirl i have i ignored became more and more interested in me
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>>729244789
I agree with everything in that post anon , i know i fucking am
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Just send the following

Dtf


Or

Hi
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>>729244967
A lot of the time I dont reply to girls when the convo slows or they read my messages and they never message back, but its good because it filters out the girls who don't want ya bad enough. even if it takes a while
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>>729242904
Not every one has had that many cocks as you
Most people are simply not faggots
And compared to my dick it IS very small
>Kek, average
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>>729245529
Bragging about how big your dick is on 4chan, whew lad
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>>729245450
Im just gonna ignore her for the rest of the day, and see what happens
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>>729244020
i really wanna see the next messages.
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>>729245684
thats a good start, but you should probs try to be prepared to just never talk again, worst case ontario.
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>>729246031
Ill survive if we dont
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>>729247185
aw ye good. Also someone here mentioned something about not relying on girls to make you happy. I did that for the past few months (minus the last 3 weeks) and I was pretty much depressed the whole time until I realized i needed to go back to working on projects/hobbies instead of talking to/thinking about my gf. we broke up a week ago but whatevs its better this way
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>>729247717
but now Im happy, so if you ever find that the bins are getting you down, try to remember what ya do for fun
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>>729243688
Its iver anon... agree cordially to be friends then completely ignore her. Dont block just ignore.

This will say everything.
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>>729247717
I think i have a tendancy to do that as well
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