Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>k̲e̲e̲p̲ ̲E̲R̲P̲ ̲a̲n̲d̲ ̲R̲P̲ ̲t̲o̲ ̲a̲ ̲m̲i̲n̲i̲m̲u̲m̲
>discuss stuff
>p̲o̲s̲t̲ ̲f̲i̲t̲t̲i̲n̲g̲,̲ ̲n̲o̲t̲ ̲o̲v̲e̲r̲-̲s̲e̲x̲u̲a̲l̲i̲s̲e̲d̲ ̲c̲o̲n̲t̲e̲n̲t̲
>most important: Have fun!
So boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdWY5eQZK7U
Still here
>>729234042
Hi
>>729234080
T_T
>>729234043
Why are you sharing that song, tho, you mexican shit head?
You can't be like "I win again then I win again", because your fucking race sucks and is full of unsuccessful people, most of them in prison probably because they are weak and can't live a day without the escapism from drugs.
Your race is weak as fuck, your bloodline is shit.
Please, don't reproduce.
Scum shouldn't be walking onthis earth, inferior faggot.
>>729233163
I figured, but I had to ask. I'd feel bad if I didn't. Still, the offer will always be there.
Anything fun happen today with you ? I know you said it kinda sucked, but maybe something enjoyable happened? Maybe in a game or just saw something funny?
>>729233521
I'm way too nervous to act intentionally pervy. I'd probably just mess it up anyways!
<3 <3 Y-yay!! <3 Thank you so much! I love you! I promise a hundred times over I won't tell! Thanks you miss Juvia!
>>729234184
dess
>>729234116
F
>>729234336
go to sleep :o
>>729234202
I don't listen to music for lyrics so I don't really mind what he's saying
I don't care about my race
>>729234331
New person, dess? Or heretic?
>>729234371
She has some cute chibis tho
https://youtu.be/aKQTWq6ZbTc
>>729234396
Only if you come with me bby
uwu
>>729234424
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1cjHbXdU0s
Do you listen to a lot of this kind of music?
>>729234331
Its fine. Sure my day has been full of things that would make another laugh. Played more World of tanks today and I saw a Pro player in the game. They are marked with a crosshair on their name and over their tank in game. The reward for killing one is 250 gold which is a handful of real currency. So everyone chimps out trying to hunt him down. I of course try my luck with it too. End of the game I think he felt bad or something because he suicided towards me and the other last tank on our team. He kills the other tank and is a one shot for me. Get point blank on him and go to fire and it goes right over the top of his tank and I die. Just add it to the list of bad things.
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>729234331
Do as you please, but know you have my permission
Yes, yes i love you too kanna-san
>pats head
You're such a good and obedient dragon
>>729234396
ur a loser tho, sandnigger.
Toshinou-sama
Banana
>>729234080
Isis, what are you doing? Take cover now before papa trump blows you up!
>>729234505
owo
I would if I was single dess
>>729234691
does sandnigger apply to all brown people? I thought just middle easterners idk
>>729234505
I do indeed.
https://youtu.be/EaTISifHaeg
>>729234725
I mean if we're going by looks, it's basically Syndra but with a less revealing outfit
Which tbh, I like.
You in class right now?
>>729234790
Papa trump can have my life, MAGA
When is he going to bomb syria already
>>729234832
Cool, I like them too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYCc_XJQpwM
Who is your waifu?
>>729234794
>tfw rejected
maybe another time dess
>>729234651
Ohayo, how are you doing?
>>729234972
Its Saturday
>>729234794
idk bro u suck dick on a daily basis and ur here most of the times.
p much, a loser with no future I might say fam
>>729235013
And easter...
Did you not sort your files yet? Did you try the wt event yet?
>>729234972
Did you not feel a major shake from our MOAB?
>>729233989
He's claimed Again, and no sleep is fun at 5 am
>>729234972
Hello, how are you?
>>729234417
I've only been around for a couple of weeks, or maybe like a month or something so I might not be who you think I am. If so, I'm sorry!
>>729234632
That sounds like it would make me stop playing for a while! I've had a similar situation in H1Z1 a looong time ago, but not against a pro or anything.
Still, that's pretty cool that you saw someone like that! Do that mean you're like a really skilled player to be matched up like that?
>>729234651
Thank you miss Juvia! It means the world that I have your permission, even if I'm too scared.
<3 Ooohhh thank you miss Juvia! <3 Thank you for your praise! I promise I'll be a good dragon forever! <3 Whatever you want, I promise!
>>729235050
I wish that first part was true bro
I don't really have big plans in life, so that part is arguably true I'd say
what about you?
>>729234972
what have you been up to dess?
>>729234972
Poorfag from Madoka Magica
https://youtu.be/l0lF1GnFmzY
>>729235117
I haven't,but i also don't want to name them. Tags in file names make it easier to find what i want.
I tried a little bit of it yesterday.
>>729235141
Did they drop one already?
How's everyone reacting?
>>729235173
Doing fine, just hanging out here and enjoying my easter vacation, what about you? Taking a break too?
>>729235272
Ah oki, welcome to the thread then
Where are you from?
>>729235293
Lounging around and being as lazy as I can before it's time to starve lol, I'm not bothered to go get meats to cook
My drain backed up and overflowed yesterday because there was a fire in the dorms' electricity place
Some gunk got into the drainage system and clogged up my sink, it flooded a bit of my room
Gone now though, smell is still bad.
>>729235302
That rings a bell, I think we've spoken before, apologies for not remembering, dess
Is she like a fan character? Or a side character given attention?
>>729235347
Ah oki, never thought about it like that
Tanks or planes?
We did some arcade planes and realistic tanks, was pretty fun
>>729235149
I think im a bit better than average joe for sure. Ive only seen 2 pros. Most of them play on US East not West probably.
>>729235506
Tried both on realistic. Had much more luck with planes than tanks, at least on the german side.
>>729235272
You're so easily pleased! You've definitely earned my permission
Such a good dragon, I'll continue to praise you as long as you continue to obey me. Like a well trained pet but better
>pats and rubs head
>>729235506
I'm just enjoying my days off.
No break for me, just a few days off, which is why I'm up late, cause i don't have work tomorrow
>>729235506
Mixed between "HAHA THATS MY PAPA TRUMP!" and "Nooo! WE"RE GOING TO WAR!"
>>729235697
How many days off?
Spending it the best way? Being lazy?
>>729235664
I love realistic planes and tanks, but I hate realistic planes because you only get one respawn and you don't get to pick which plane you want except before the battle
Which is dumb, idk
>>729235749
Kek I'm both, happy for war. At least we break out of this dumb routine we're stuck in, you know?
Yeah I know I'll probably change my mind once I experience it, but I was on the receiving end of a terrorist attack once and it was the most exciting thing in my life
>>729235510
Did you mean to reply to me?
How is your day btw.
>>729235506
how long do you starve? :(
we had our plumbing shit itself once, it's a very bad smell dess
>>729235272
>>729235510
Im retarded. Sorry.
>>729235948
Nope. Poor. You?
i have taken everyone in heres waifu. fuck off and get a job fags
>>729235863
Get good
>>729235863
Prepare yourself, democracy is kicking the doors down
>>729236028
Ah
Same, forcing myself to stay awake
Do anything new recently?
>>729236107
Why? Nope I am incredibly boring. Post gif of Felix biting ear.
>>729235988
until it hurts enough to go get food kek
plumbing sucks, and whats worse is because my dorm is garbo, they had nobody on hand, so I was just wiping it up with tissues
Smell is so fucking bad man
And I was cooking some pasta soup thing too, so it just smelled really weird
>>729236106
Kek hopefully before my final exams
>>729236094
Can't git gud when you're in a bomber on a domination battle kek
>>729236107
Why are you trying to stay awake?
>>729236059
but I'm a student
>>729236233
With a group of people, winding the night down on my phone. I don't wanna get fucked with in my sleep.
Pretty much same.
As you request.
>>729236326
this
@ >>729236260
>>729235506
Its a character seen for barely any time guven life by /a/.
>>729236326
Oh. Dont let them know thats your fear. Alright. I wish that was me.
>>729236368
Friends? Might mess with you in your sleep?
>>729235506
Thanks!
I'm from the Pacific Northwest! I can get more specific if you want! I just try to be wary of posting personally info on 4chan.
>>729235697
I'm sorry miss Juvia, but head pats are the best! It's hard to not love them! Especially when they're from you!
I'll make sure to obey you always miss Juvia! I swear! I'll be the best pet you've ever had!
<3 <3 Mmmmm~ Thank you thank you thank you! <3 A head pat and rub? You're the best! <3
>Hugs you
I have to go for now miss Juvia, if that's okay?
>>729236028
It's okay, I do that all the time!
That's pretty cool! I play a lot of games but I've never been really good at most of them. Do you think you could ever become a pro?
>>729236410
Why did you pick her as your waifu?
This thread is so fucking gay holy shit
>>729236454
No worries dess, that's a smart decision.
I just wanted to know what country, so the US?
>>729236454
I play a lot to but I wouldnt chain myself to one game to try and become that good at it.
>>729236524
Send lewds.
Nighty night everyone
>>729236454
Nighty night kanna-san I'll hopefully see you tomorrow
>pats head one more time
>>729236421
Meh, they're fucking with someone who fell asleep. God i wish it was me too.
>>729236425
Throw water at you and draw on you.
It's annoying but we have this party every year. The first one to sleep gets fucked with.
They're now having repressed homosexuality as one tries to actually mess with the other homosexually.
And it stopped.
>>729236594
That sucks. Know anyone that we could get to cosplay Felix for us?
>>729236524
Aussie robot?
>>729236574
Night dess
>>729236594
Kek, good luck staying awake then dess
What did he do? Jokingly fucked his ass?
>>729236573
Robots don't have lewd parts
>>729236674
Aussie SHITPOSTING Robot. Get it right
>>729236708
They have a mouth right? What about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs
>>729236467
Its the fact that shes easily overlooked while the personality given to her reminds me a lot like an old friend of mine.
>>729236666
Me.
Quads.
I'm not gonna sleep.
>>729236674
Here's the convo
A: I'm gonna beat my meat
B: That's gay.
A: I'm gay for you
A: You know who else is cute?
B: Who?
A: You.
B: That's gay.
A: Stop before I twerk on you.
Then they slap each others ass.
>>729236708
Cunt :^)
>>729236807
Do it for the quads? Thats okay I can post almost nothing for a few more hours.
>>729236708
Those images you post are pretty nice, with the captions
What was your friend like?
>>729236708
Aussie shitposting robot
Nice to see you again dude, and with new images
How's everything?
>>729236807
Kek, and what happened? they just awkwardly stop and look around?
>>729236898
Sure. Just have to have money first. :)))
Also with your picture, I do. :)
>>729236987
There's two people in a bed. We're all in a hotel. Its funny.
>>729236544
Yeah the US! Not the best place but I live away from all the shit so it's nice.
>>729236573
I can agree to that. I feel like at that level it's not fun, for me at least. And if im not playing the game for fun, then why am I playing it at all?
>>729236574
Night miss Juvia, have a great sleep!
<3 Ah thank you! <3 <3
Good night everyone! Hope you all have a great night!
>>729237002
I dont have any money. Can I pay in you in (yous)? Not that much I guess if I have to pay.
>>729237049
To drop out of highschool and be a celebrity to nerds? Night.
>>729237049
Goodnight!!
>>729237108
Maybe in the future. But we can entertain each other in (yous). Hmm.. What's your favorite song?
Mine is Anthropocene by Atlas and Samsa.
>>729236756
Mouths are only for kissing not lewd.
Sex robots have lewds though
>>729236820
NO U
>>729236987
Nice to see your still here Karen. I'm fine, i finally found a new job. How are things with you?
>>729237236
I dont really have a particular favorite. Not really a good topic for me sorry.
>>729237336
What if its a french one?
>>729237336
D:
>>729237451
That's okay!
I can entertain you by butt shakes.
>Shakes the trap butt
>>729237556
gay
>>729237556
Dont tempt me. What do you like to do for fun?
>>729237336
Off and on, so and so
It's good enough though, life is good and I'm thankful
What's the job?
>>729237049
Night
>>729237045
it does sound like a blast, kek
I wonder if they jokingly fuck the first one to sleep's ass
>>729237336
You lay in anymore orange juice?
>>729237658
Good.
>>729237660
I will tempt you.
>Teases with the trap butt.
I like playing games and listening to music.
>>729237699
Nah. I don't wanna see that honestly. I rarely talk to them at all.
>>729237747
What kind of games do you play?
>>729237795
Do it.
Also, I play whatever really.
Battlefield 1
Final Fantasy 15
Overwatch
Borderlands 2
And Skyrim when I'm tired.
Also I'm a console fuck.
>>729237946
Im not sure how... I play Overwatch on PC. I also have a PS4 but thats mostly for things I cant run on my PC. Which is a lot of the newer stuff. I wouldnt mind getting Battlefield 1 eventually for the thing.
>>729237451
If it's a french lewd bot then definitely.
>>729237541
>xD
>>729237699
I basically just clean a supermarket and fill in basic jobs for anyone who's sick. It's just enough to get by so i'm fine with it. Do you have a job?
>>729237741
I don't the space or money for it anymore.
>>729238100
Ff. I have a Xbox 1.
I would get ps4 for Eyes of Heaven.
Can i come over and play sometime.
>>729238134
Hows things?
>>729237946
>gay animu trapfag
>console fuck
>plays borderlands and skyrim
I hope you're only pretending to be this fucking retarded
>>729238134
I googled french maid XJ9. I found it first hit on google image. Does that mean its a go?
>>729238174
Ah that sucks. I have tried the demo and it felt pretty fun. Just watching to see if the price goes down myself. Sure. Ever try bloodborne or the kingdom hearts series?
Claiming Roll. Classic OG loli robot, eternally fuckable.
>>729238483
Bloodborne is a neat little thing for sure. Especially if you like the HP Lovecraft kinda stuff. I got the HD remake. Its got 6 of the games on the game including 1 and 2. Bioshock was a fun series. Well except 2.
>>729238250
Fine. Just enjoying the weekend. How are you going?
>>729238368
Is it a fuckable maid tho?
>>729238496
Do you think Light made her fuckable?
>>729238496
I've seen her before, my friend showed me cute photos but i forgot the name.
Me and him have a list of robot waifus and she's up there with Curly Brace and another blonde headed robo.
>>729238627
I like Hp Lovecraft. I'll look into it.
That's cool. I had only two because i didn't own thegames for console.
368/2 and Chain of Memories.
You're right.
My god 8 captchas? wtf.
>>729238774
google trying to stop your gay shitposting :^)
>>729238701
There is also a sexy bunny one close after that.
>>729238774
I like the older movies. The 3 short stories one spooked me as a kid and there is this other one I still love today. Really? Well then we could change that. Chain of memories and the 300 days one are in there.
>>729238701
Getting what gaming in I can before ths end of the weekend. Also regretting not stocking up on alcohol, have to dip into my stronger stuff.
Beep boop beep beep
Morning everyone.
>>729238878
Not wrong.
>>729238919
I'll defiently look into it.
Cute bunny.
Alright. I'll buy it. I just gotta get the money. heh.
I might get sleep soon, is there anyway I can talk to you later?
>>729239040
Sure got a discord or something?
>>729237633
wagon dess
>>729238134
You live alone? Nice though, a shitty job is better than no job
No, my parents are well off and they saved enough for me to go to college, studying marketing right now.
>>729239097
Yep. Ginseng Fox 2002 #4691 is me.
Give me yours if mine doesnt work.
>>729238930
So what are you playing?
>>729238919
So it is fuckable then?
>>729239105
I thought you might've had a job while studying. Guess not. Thought it's nice you're studying something worthwhile.
>>729239258
Looks like it to me.
>>729239258
My dad always says the same thing, if I have time for a job, then I should be putting that time into studying instead.
>>729239258
WoW right. Now. Moght move on to Enter the Gungeon some more.
>>729239352
I may or may not also be drinking.
Lain is my love
Lain is my god
Lain is my wife
Forsake your physical form and become one with the wired
>>729239352
Is WoW worth getting into these days? Wildstar is pretty much dead at this point so i need to another MMO to jump ship to.
>>729239351
I actually say the opposite. I believe it's good to at least experience working to fall back onto. Though i've never actually gone to Uni so i'm probably spouting retarded shit.
>>729239600
>Forsake your physical form and become one with the wired
That's literally half this website the fuck you on about?
>>729239326
Then i guess they do have lewd parts. I however like to imagine that Jenny doesn't have lewd parts and can only give stiff and awkward handjobs. It's cuter that way.
>>729239724
Its not bad. A lot more streamlined, and the grinding isnt as soul crushing as Panda was, or as inane as Warlords. Legion is actually a decent xpac.
>>729239724
Whatever floats your boat
:3
>>729239724
I would have preferred to work tbh, but that's a part of my life I'm not really in control of, parents worked really hard to put me through college and I can't throw that away dess
I dunno though, we'll see in time how everything turns out.
カラミチーマス
Bump?
Yeah. Threads dying.
>>729241666
It's okay. I rolll again
deader than kanata
>>729242273
Kanata looks hot
>>729242599
you into milfs?
>>729242681
Yes. I want one.
Beep boop
>>729243043
Roll again
>>729243043
Boop beep roll?
Claim
>>729243104
>>729243158
Beep boop butt
Beep beep boop?
>>729243396
Hi Tomoyo
>>729243396
Claimed
>>729243408
i heard butt
>>729243547
>>729243513
Hi
>>729243530
Don't
>>729243642
yum spaghet hehe
>>729243721
A S S
Elf butt
>>729243586
>>729243898
i do so indeed wish that were infact myself
>>729244314
Nice shrimp
Bloody prawns
>>729233989
Fuck off with this cancer garbage
>>729245795
No u
Moar bumping required.
>>729246201
hi
This is my wife! Please be respectful, guys.
Thanks!
best girl claimed
>>729246462
post more cute akame
...
>>729246794
That's easy.
You might as well ask for me to dump all my pictures of her
>>729247305
fak
>>729246492
Hai Ayaya!
Bai Ayaya!
Off to family dinner I go.
>>729247382
I don't like those head bumps ._.
Something something angry noises.
I am bored.
aya bullies me about trees
>>729247797
Are you hitting them with your plane again?
>>729247673
>>729247797
stay close to the trees, treeman
>>729247948
No we were playing simulator and shiki and I were arguing about me deciding to fight at the treeline instead of turning to the guy at a
and after yelling for like five minutes he goes "fucking lebos and their trees"
it hurt me emotionally
>>729247780
hi dad
you must be real fucking bored
>>729248002
rude tho
lebanon is very non desert like dess
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