*Breathes in* Is it a 3way? Which one wipes? What if one of

nigger

>>729231585
What if one of them hates niggers and the other loves them?

>>729231294
I know this is one of the few questions you didn't ask, but yes, I would fuck her (them?, it?).

>>729231814
We all would

>>729231814

I wonder if Anyone has fucked them. and if so whom, because i want to give that man a medal.

>>729232374
Do they both feel the vagina? Another good question. Their two spines do fuse into one about mid way.

15/10 would smash

>>729232646
Because they're both 7-1/2s?

>>729231294
Watch American Horror Story: Freak Show. Most of those questions are answered there

>>729232536
If I remember, the body parts they share, like the abdomen, ass, pussy, etc, they both feel.

>>729232709
I'd say an 8.5 and a 6.5

>>729232752
Faggot detected
> faggot confirmed

>>729231814
Fulfill your dream of getting two girls to give you a blowjob at the price of one

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>>729231294
What if one is a hilfag and one supports GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

>>729232752
Uhm...no they wouldn't be. I've never seen the show, but unless I've been terribly misinformed, and it's a documentary show about people with extremely rare deformities, that interview them and ask them these questions, it's not gonna give me what I want.

>>729232769
Damn, I wonder how much they'd have to be offered to make porn?

Do they blame each other for farting?

>>729231294
I'd fuck them out of curiosity - repeat if I like it. Frequency of fucking them based upon how much I like it. I'd just worry about falling in love. Two female brains to pull on heart strings.

Fuck both these niggers. I'm going to fucking kill all of you. You're fucked you're fucking done for you stupid motherfucker

>>729232934
If you shoot one in the head will the other live on after amputation

>>729233593
thanks dad

Do they both have to push when taking a shit?

>>729233605
When one head dies, the other starts to stroke out until it dies. The medical technology to stop saving one when the other dies in the case of two heads does not exist.

>>729231294
Without even going into the details of trying to prove one commited the crime over the other and the others culpability.

They would both walk free as it falls under cruel and unusual punishment to incarcerate the innocent twin.

The left one with the dodgy neck is basically the parasite one.

>>729233932
Imagine if one went pure evil and started killing people, exploiting that?

And she's too much to be considered parasitic. Parasitic twins are terribly detrimental to the functional twin's health. They are both apparently quite healthy

if the body farts whose fault is it.

that was you..
no fuck off it was you

>>729231294
they say two heads are better than one but fuck, I have to disagree

>>729232934

Y E S
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THIS.

>>729232374
There's at least photographic evidence of them givong someone a blow job.

>>729234726
It was faked. That got debunked fast.

>>729233107
Well at that point they're essentially entering an entirely different kind of freak show aren't they?

>>729234830
So?

>>729231294
>Yes
>whoever has the paper
>they both get turned on so it's irrelevant
>both assuming they share a womb
>incest is a social construct that fails here
>they wouldn't, mutually assured destruction
>not very effective
>yes because they share blood
>yes
>I'm not their fucking doctor
>The law isn't designed for this shit
>See above
Any more?

>>729233932
Thanks for the kek

>>729234846
It's wrong anon! WRONG!

>>729234888
Nice trips

Also "mutually assured destruction". You win many internetz

They share the same blood, but one can get sick while the other does not.

>>729233693
Oh is this real?

Thats pretty interesting tbh I wonder how their brains are tied that way

>>729234979
Well yeah localized infections are a thing, my leg can get sick while my chest isn't

>>729234352
If they killed someone while driving is about the closest you could get to putting them in jail.

Even then it's a who's fault is it dilemma. And they could just blame it on one of them to get out of it.

>>729231585
Nigger nigger, bo bigger, me my moe migger, NIGGER!

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this picture explains it

>>729234726
post pic!

Fuck I wish I could be the first to plow them.

It would be like the moon landing.

>>729235534
That's a fake, you shitstain.

What happens when only one of them is tired?
What happens if one of them commits suicide?
Do both of them feel the pleasure of sex? (I know from the interview they did that they don't both feel the same sensations everywhere)
Do the split a meal or do both of them eat? Two brains must require a lot of nutrients, you know.

>>729235662
I don't care, post it!

>>729233685
Kek this

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>>729231294
You are the best OP.

What happens if one of them goes on a diet to lose weight, and the other DGAF and binges while the first one is asleep??

>>729231294
Nigga they both ugly. Would smash.

>>729235345
2 stomachs. They must shit a great deal and a lot more often

>>729235345
Hold on a sec?!?!
2, 3 or 4 boobs?

>>729236030
Haha that blows hard imagine if they both got diarrhea

>>729231294
>What would them getting into a physical fight with each other look like?
LOL! First thing to come to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIxetRsd_2c

>>729235345
if one of their hearts stop, does that one die? does the other heart keep both of them alive? or do they both die?

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checkem

>>729231294
top kek

>>729236393
LOL :p

>>729231294
Need a shoop of them pointing out my dubs

>>729236550
You can solve the problem of not having that picture by killing yourself immediately

>>729236348
Curious about that also. Imagine if one died while the other is still alive.. then what do they do?

>>729233590
real tip 'o' the hat gentleman here folks,

>>729231294
Why do y'all keep saying "they" instead of "she?" That's a two-headed girl, but it's just one girl.

>>729231294
They share blood so if one gets drunk, so will the other. They don't share lungs but probably if one holds her breath the others heart and lungs would have to work double to supply the other ones oxygen aswell

>>729236657
the other would die of fright

>>729236626
This really conjoined my spinal nerves

Can they read each other's thoughts?

Which one of them is doing the walking? think about that one

>>729236926
kekd ok you can live another day

but tomorrow pull the trigger.

>>729236515
more

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>>729233590

>>729236929
Twins tend to read eachother pretty well anyways, add on top of that they spend 24/7 with one another and they probably can basically read eachothers thoughts

>>729236952
Its a joint effort. Just like when they drive.

>>729236348
Probably if one heart fails the other could provide for both, but not for long. If one actually dies and starts rotting then the other will soon die of sepsis.

How much would you charge at a buffet?
How much do you charge at a movie?

>>729237001
Its amazing if one is talking, they will sometimes finish eachothers' -sandwiches

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>>729236997

>>729236136
Most Important Question in The Thread.

>2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
>1 set of reproductive organs

>>729237014
KEK
many internet win

>>729237316
Only one vagina.
Damn.

I dont care about any of the questions but I want them as slaves.

What if one of them wants to fuck you and one doesn't? Is it rape?

>>729231294
>What would them getting into a physical fight with each other look like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnigxYPl_qo

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would you?

What if one of them becomes a paranoid schizophrenic?

>>729237679
God couldn't give them 4 fits and 2 pussys?

Do they know what eachother is thinking?

If they have a child, whose DNA does it get? Do they share the same exact DNA, or do they produce different eggs with distinct genomes. If they were dizygotic (think thats the term) they could have different DNA potentially.

shit i didnt know they were from my state

>>729238051
They're twins, even regular monozigotic twins share 100% of genes

a video exist of them blowing a dude

>>729238156
So basically they are one entity, Is it an illusion that they are separate beings with different emotions, thoughts and morals? Or is it simply a paradox?

>>729237042
I imagine in a scenario where one dies and the other doesn't, it would have to do with an accident affecting the brain, and the surviving girl would undergo surgery to... remove the deceased.

>>729238424

Well no, I am a monozigotic twin myself, genes are not everything, and the same gene may take to different outcomes when it comes to behaviour and personality and such

>>729231585
This

>>729237056
They have two stomachs but one digestive tract. If one of them never ate, would she still experience the sensation of hunger and starvation despite receiving digested nutrients?

>>729238426
They'd both die

>>729237679
THICC

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Nah nah nah yeah but what if one of them had down syndrome and the other didn't

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>>729231294
>Is it a 3way?
you is gay.

>Which one wipes?
lel, the one who shat.

>What if one of them is gay?
they're both straight.

>What if only one of them like it in the butt?
this is the most interesting question because it recognizes that gay and anal pleasure are actually a braindamaged thing, not a sexual thing.

>Which one is the mother if they get pregnant?
both. conjoined mothers. registry offices software should be upgraded soon.

>Is it incestuous for them to masturbate?
totally, but you're fantasizing too much.

>What would them getting into a physical fight with each other look like?
the answer is in their tv show. you clearly missed it.

>What would them getting into a physical fight with someone else look like?
depending if they hate cuisine.

>If one of them does drugs, do they both get high?
totally. they share the same blood system and heart and lungs.

>What if one of them becomes a drug addict?
the other gets stoned.

>Can one of them hold their breath? They share one lung.
she wouldn't suffocate because oxygen would still come to her cells.

>How delicate is their ribcage?
totally normal for a girl their age.

>What if one of them murders someone?
the other -sadly- gets jailtime too.

>What if only one of them commits any crime? Say they're walking and while the one has her head turned, the other snatches something and puts it in her pocket. Can you punish one without punishing the other? Where's the morality to punishing what is essentially one body with two heads?
it ain't a "body with two heads".
it's "two conjoined bodies".

when they go to the cinema they have to pay two fucking tickets.

when they took a drivers' license they had to repeat the exam twice.

I fear they'll be paying taxes twice, wtf.

but at least they voted for Trump TWICE!!!! yeaaaaah!!!

>>729236515
fake, sorry.
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/d/de/Hensel16.jpg

>>729238766
LOGIC, they share all the genes, one of 'em can't have a missing gene while the other doesn't

>>729236393
kok

>>729234726
>not knowing that pic was fake
>being this new

>>729234439

fun fact:
- they share the nervous system
- then they both feel realtime some BRRAAAAPPPPP FSSSSSSSSS coming
- then it's a matter of milliseconds, or even nanoseconds, before one tells the other: "are you going to fart?! WTF, gross"

>>729236136
judging by the fotos, 2 boobs

>>729234726
being this 12yo summerfag

>>729234888
>>whoever has the paper
nice trips.

but apparently they have different opinions on the toilet roll direction.

>>729231294
But do they have 2 pussies.. i have to know!

While I'm fairly sure most of your inquiries are a faint attempt at humor, but most of your questions are those of a four year old autistic child.

>>729239027
No they don't

>>729237001
If you watch the documentaries on them, they actually do say a lot of the same things at the same time. It's weird.

markable: The girls have two spines, two hearts, two oesophagi, two stomachs, three kidneys, two gall bladders, four lungs, one liver, one ribcage, a shared circulatory system and partially shared nervous systems

Does head 2 taste food head 1 is eating? Or taste whatever the other one might have in their mouth

If one is giving top to some guy and he wants to squirt on tbe one's face, does the other one have to like "go into the other room", meaning wear a bag on her head?

If not, is it sexual assault if the other gets splashed with a cum ricochet?

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>>729232374
>>729234726
The pic was fake but they did it to this guy

>>729239187
no, all the receptors for food taste are in the mouth and in the brain, they both have their own

>>729237835
No, because he too does it for the lulz.
>hey /b/ternity, God here.
>about to make a set of conjoined twins, trips gets to tell me where they are joined (no separation allowed)

How do they walk? Like does one control one leg and the other controls the other one? I can barely walk and I've only got one head

What if one shoots herself in the head?

>>729239250
GEE BILL! HOW COME GOD LET YOU HAVE TWO WIENERS?

>>729239379
The other head takes control of the body

>>729236030
>>729236177
>one has diarrhea
>one has constipation
>both have nausea
HELL ON EARTH

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>>729239250

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>>729235825
summerfagging so hard

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>>729239322
you got 2 digits tho

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>>729231294
If they are sick, who vomits?

>>729236737
yet another summerfag.
>>729236929
and yet another one.
>>729236952
and still another.
>>729237391
and another moar summerfag.
>>729236994
and even a samefagging summerfag.

they have two distinct personalities.
they control their own share of the conjoined body, and "mechanical" movements are quite easy to sync.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel

Also, they turned 27 some weeks ago.

>>729237056
sadly twice in both cases.

>>729237428
yes, it's rape.

>>729237482
this is a screenshot from their show, the episode about their trip in Italy.

>>729237701
the other would suffer quite a bit.

>>729237835
you just found that God ain't a summerfag.

>>729238203
you're confusing your fapfantasies with real life.

>>729238615
somewhat yes, because your mind *remembers* your previous diet habits.

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>>729235345
>>729235345

FOUR TITS?!

>>729239787
calling people summerfags is a very newfag thing to do

>>729239322
>I can barely walk and I've only got one head

that's because
a) you fap too much
b) you drink too much
c) you do drugs too much
d) you're a faggot

>>729239379

the other should try to stay out of the line of fire.

>>729239736
depending on the oesophagus

>>729232752
I watched a show on them and not one of the questions OP asks is answered.

>>729239787
>Also, they turned 27 some weeks ago.

arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh

>>729240102

I see summer is here...

it would be hot to fuck them in the ass... you could grab each of them by the hair...

kinda like two reins.

>>729239523
you have literally no idea how intestines work.

>>729240258

then you watched the trailer only

I knew they were offered to do a second season of their show, but no other news came out yet.

>>729240342

they share a single intestine.

they output the same poo.

they save water because they only flush once.

stand over them while one deep throats you and the other licks your ass...

>>729240422
Chek'd and Kekked

cum on one's face and the other can lick it off...

and they just chickened out when they rented a Vespa in Rome, and asked for one service guys to drive them

wtf.
women can't drive a manual transmission vehicle.

Italian policemen don't give too many fucks, but they had to get stopped and fined and possibly jailed because a Vespa cannot transport 3 people, even if 2 of them are conjoined twins.

>>729240655
and then they went to taste the most pricey "gelateria" (ice cream shop) near the Senate, in Rome. I bet they paid some 25 bucks each, for the very same icecream you can get for 3 bucks a few hundred meters away.

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They have bike riding figured out

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>>729240655
forgot pic

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>>729240762
they staged this, they weren't driving

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This could be like texting and driving

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one of the most known faggotries you can do in Italy: going to Venice and having some minutes in a hand-operated unusually-shaped fagboat "gondola"

>>729238002
xD

>>729231294
>If one of them does drugs, do they both get high?

are you stupid?

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Got the makeup on here

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>>729240969
nope, he was high

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Another fake

>>729231294
B\ut the real question is.. how many arse holes?.. can you double dip!

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Fake but funny

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Answers the boob question

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Kind of related

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Ok

>>729236393
Dubs

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>>729231294
Which one wipes?
wipes what?

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Body shot

>>729241799
Witnessed

>>729238817
>>Which one is the mother if they get pregnant?
>both. conjoined mothers. registry offices software should be upgraded soon.

kek.

>>729241791
info on twins on the left?

>>729234950
you tell that to japan.

>>729234726

The pic was not fake. It was authentified by several official instances

>>729236515

Authentic. I know the guy

>>729238817
are you fucking autistic? We are talking what if.
Now scurry back to your dark pit, edgelord.

>>729231585
Fpbp

>>729244143
spic nigger