Alright, so here's the plan. We start spreading this idea that Donald Trump had an affair with Ivanka. Soon, news outlets will start talking about the story. This will create a huge rift between Donald and Melanie in the white house. Eventually causing a huge political catastrophe, forcing Donald Trump to resign. Are you with me?
The alt-right shitheads will scream 'fake news' before you can gain any traction. However this would be hilarious if actually done.
>>729222012
We are not your personal army fag
You damn libs will try anything.
He's in for 8.
He's already campaigning for 2020.
#MAGA 2, 2020!
>>729222012
Hillary shitheads still butthurt? Didn't receive your Welfare check on time?
>>729222012
>>729222012
>/b/
>accomplish anything actually funny
>mfw no face
>>729222430
nah Adam Kokesh 2020
I actually don't even give a shit if this actually happens, I just thought it would be fucking hilarious.
best election I've ever seen, even better than 94 and that one was an orgasm
OP you idiot. He already fucks both of them so what rift? Also while fucking Ivanka he actualy love her because of blood bonds but Melanie? She is just a glorified whore.
>>729222012
Nobody is with you. We live our President. He's doing a good job.
>>729222012
>>729222592
sauce?
>>729222844
lol, wat?
>>729222012
not your personal army. bye.
Pretty good start...how about we include some details about Ivanka pegging the creepy orange fucker. Wouldn't be too much of a stretch...heh...because of that whole golden shower thing.
>>729222012
Go to plebbit if you want your little scheme to work faggot
>>729223364
This is not a personal army, new friend. It is a type of raid. Lurk more.
>>729222012
Nothing will distract from The New War, coming May 2017.
>>729222012
>clears throat
fuck u faggot
>>729222012
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>729223480
There is also a homosexual dimension to Fearless Leader. Not just from his water sports but also from his early training under Roy Cohn. Notice his exaggerated embouchure, a sure sign of an oral fixation.
>>>729223364
>This is not a personal army, new friend. It is a type of raid.
Literally cancer
>>729224104
>Not just from his water sports
You still believe this even though it was found to be completely false? And you wonder why no one takes your arguments seriously
>>729223744
Odd that he ran on an isolationist platform and then, after he got in, has become even more trigger-happy than the Clinton Mafia and the Bush Family Wehrmacht combined. Is that just because getting to blow stuff up gives little Donny a stiffy?
>>729223690
>We start spreading this idea.....Are you with me?
Personal army request
>It is a type of raid
Are you fucking retarded? Where is the raid?
>>729224345
>completely false
Breitbart, right? But Pizzagate is still true, I hope.
>>729224510
>raid
>>729222012
Just turn off your computer Op everyone on this thread knows your an unintelligent man child
When we're done with him, Donny will finally have his baseball caps made in the USA.
>>729222012
>>729224630
Holy fuck is was made up on this fucking site you dipshit
>Let's spread a rumor that has already existed for a decade
>This will be the end of Trumps campaign
>>729224909
He does though. It's the cheap knock offs that aren't.
>>729222012
NYPA and I fucking hate Trump
Also this would never cause a political catastrophe, Trump skirts turmoil constantly because he has likely done worse than this and has already desensitized the media with constant bs.
If you want to take Trump down, find a fucking electable Democrat.
>>729222012
Silly, they can't impeach a president for voluntary incest.
>>729222012
nigga there's already a huge rift between em, mel dont even live with him last I heard
>>729223364
You wouldn't have done anything anyways you piece of shit.
WTF is this stupid bullshit ??? Go back to your room, and resume your normal masturbating.
Op you misunderstood /b/. We could probably ruin the life of someone like you but ruining the life of a billionaire? This is out of our league
>>729225665
No, why would you want to make fun of our president? I voted for him and I'm happy with how it is now.
>>729225826
You misunderstand OP's intent. He does not want to ruin someone's life, he wants a social DDoS on the Drumpft administration. The distinction seems to be too subtle for those who can think only in clichés…
>>729226833
Stop larping as a retarded leftist to make them look bad. Go fuck yourself man
Oh, look, the moron's awake again.
>>729222392
Newfag
'member when 'nonymoose tried to take down Trump in the primaries?
>>729227683
Sauce ?
>>729222012
bro I hate to break this to you, but the trump presidency IS a 4chan prank. Unfortunately a lot of newfags didn't get the joke, as you can see.
>>729222307
>Let's create fake news.
>The alt-right shitheads will scream 'fake news' before you can gain any traction.
Fucking alt right amiright
>>729227873
>newfags didn't get the joke, as you can see.
moot should have just shut this shithole down. Cancer like yourself just ruins everything
>>729222012
You're a massive faggot op accept the fact your shitty political opinions are minority and you will never be in power again.
The age of filthy globalists and liberals is over.
>>729228102
Youz a-gonna be rich!
>>729228102
>tfw the popular majority is actually against trump
>tfw you have to resort to posting on /b/ to bolster your self confidence because you're outnumbered by a 2:1 ratio
>>729228272
Good start.
Since incest is the game the whole family can play, maybe Fearless Leader diddled Donny Jr too. Or Eric, that might explain his mental acuity.
>>729228343
>Hillary rigged the election just like she did the midterms
>Still lost
>>729228790
Astonishing that anyone could take either of those candidates seriously. Reflects more on the quality of the electorate than it does of the politicians.
>>729228790
That checks out.
>>729222307
Will accurately scream fake news, which is a tactic used by idiots like the Op who may or may not be a strawman progressive. (So many regressive left idiots that it's impossible to tell the fakers from the truely moronic.)