So I've met this french couple the other night at the bar

>>729221006
Man up and fuck her faggot

>>729221135
But I'm afraid she won't enjoy it.

>>729221006
>I could fuck her and cuckold him
French men are punchable, French women are gorgeous. Cuck the shit out of him. Never mind if you're a virgin.

>>729221237
Do lots of oral. Attack her stomach, pin her arms down. Thrust your cock in only at the last moment after you've driven her pleasure centers insane.

>>729221282
Yeah she is a cute and he looks like h3h3.

Either tell them, OR FUCKING SELL THAT SHIT. JERK OFF LIKE 8 TIMES BEFORE THEY COME OVER. WEAR A CONDOM THAT'S SLIGHTLY TOO TIGHT. EAT HER OUT AND FINGER HER FIRST. PUNCH THE GUY IN THE BALLS. FIST A BEAR. FUCK A SALMON.

You should rub her butthole with her own women jizz.
Also, put a dirty penny in the guy's foreskin and have him rub his butthole while watching you rub his bitch's butthole. If her pussy stinks, blow a load in it and leave.

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He had this hat on. No joke. I don't know what to think.

>>729221006
theres probably a catch where you have to fuck the guy before u fuck the girl

>>729223434
what

whatever you do, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE LIGHTS ON! it is a huge insult to french woman and even more so to a married woman

>>729221006

Hes fag and shes his fag hag. He is going to stick his dick up your butt to fuck her by proxy, and use you like a condom

>>729221438
lul

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>>729221006
>I've met this french couple the other night
>I invited them to come to my place next day
>What do? I don't want to blew it
I have no idea if this happened already or not?

>>729225666
It might be happening today. I have her phone number. I'll text her around 12. I'm in Europe by the way.

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>>729225929
Dude your going to get fuck in your tight boipussy while she piss on your face. You really think you're the one who cuck?

>>729226229
I don't think so.

>>729227407
Maybe it won't be that hardcore but trust me you will have to do something a little bit gay today

>>729227541

He is going to lose all his virginitys tonight!

>>729228221
In front of another dude or with another dude

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>>729221377
Femanon seal of approval.

>>729229203
nips?

>>729221006

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>>729229531
Bump

>>729230442
nice

>>729221006
>I don't want to blew it.
Google translate.

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>>729221006
>I'm a good looking virgin

Have you seen Taken, OP? You're about to get fucked

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>>729230563
Kek

>>729221237
Who cares? As long as you enjoy it, she'll get off on the fact that you're enjoying it.

My gf tells me that every time we fuck.

>>729229203
I can see your stretch marks, landwhale

Man the harpoons boooyyss

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>>729221006
Dude, you're gonna get raped, beaten, robbed and fuckin killed. Dumb cunt.

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>>729222178
>Also, put a dirty penny in the guy's foreskin and have him rub his butthole while watching you rub his bitch's butthole. If her pussy stinks, blow a load in it and leave.

>>729230810
>>729231171
>>729231566
kill yourself, you fucking retard

>>729231707
Wtf .. chill man. I was just goofin on ya a little bit. No need to get all shifty on me... ya cunt.

>>729231707
Seconded

Give me their number. I"LL do it for you anon.

>>729221377
Yeah be sure to falcon punch that stomach really hard bitches love that when there boyfriend is being cucked

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>>729231048

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Speaking of nothing.. I just got this captcha.

>>729221377
Too much fan fiction, not enough sex

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>>729226229
First off, learn english you faggot the language of men

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OP here. I think I will pussy out when they call. I'll just go out with them but I rethinked it and I just don't want to bring any strangers to my place. They could use some drugs on me and rob me. I don't even remember their names.

>>729233501
"If it's too good to be true, it probably is"

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Most wise op

>>729233771
This man... Couple friends of mine met another couple (2 girls) that seemed dtf, but really it was a setup. They brought em home and the girls called in some thugs- they beat my friends with a fucking golf club and robbed em. Stay safe OP

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OP if he wasn't such a bitch

>>729233186
If you're going to pick people up on their command of the English language you might want to learn to punctuate.

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Totally worth it dude

>>729234296
(cont)
Oh, and when to capitalise

>>729234358 (cont)
and your sentence construction sucks

>>729221006
lol OP is going to be robbed and murdered, enjoy

They will be able to tell you're a virgin and laugh at you

>>729233186
What's up with the grammar Nazi today? I'm monitoring your IP and it's not your first comment about this

>>729234735
>I'm monitoring your IP
Hahahahahahaha

Do you think I was born yesterday, wannabee l33t haxxor?

Go ahead and publish it then in your next post


>.........tumbleweed

>>729235121
29.354.661.89

>>729235196
>29.354.661.89
Try harder

>>729236017
Are you using a VPN? I know it's not your real IP but you have several comments with this IP. Two of them are about grammar. Don't you have anything better to do? Entertain us. Make us laugh or something.

>>729236229
OK, I'll make you laugh
>Address lookup
>lookup failed 29.354.661.89
>Could not find an IP address for this domain name.

Well I find it hilarious

>>729236482
>Well I find it hilarious

You're welcome

>>729233501
go to a motel there has to be in france

>>729221006
>>729222190
>>729233501
true it seems a bit suss, duke. just fap over it