Hi! I made a thread days ago, doing Vocaroos for people, and

gordon ramsey's tweets

wu tang clan - triumph

the whole thing

post feet

Talk dirty to me in a motherly way.

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poem read

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>>729205239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18KAWmXNHxR
>>729205637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U7svjY16lW

>>729205159
That's a very cute anime grill.

Worth watching or nah

>>729205159
will you read lewds?

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>>729206182
Yeah! Norgami is good, if you're into supernatural and comedy.
>>729206384
I will read lewds, sure, but I don't think I can do anything as drastic as loud porn moaning at the moment.

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>>729205159
Thanks for the anime suggestion <3

"Joey Hardy give me a hardy"

You sound adorable btw

Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Morty. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Morty. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szeschuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty. Because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. I'm driven by finding that Mcnugget sauce. I want that Mulan Mcnugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes nine seasons. I want my Mcnugget dipping sauce Szeschuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season nine more seasons Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szeschuan sauce. For ninety-seven more years Morty. I want that Mcnugget sauce Morty.

>>729207020
gives*

"Daddy, you have to be quiet or mom will wake up... You gonna cum? It's OK, shoot your cum into your baby girl."

>>729207150

so this is /b/, huh? brb, killing myself.

>>729207345
No teryaki szeschuan sauce for you :(

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>>729207343
Terrible writing, would instantly be taken out of the mood, you're a faggot

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SQUADALA, WE'RE OFF

Cute voice/10

>>729207343
You have some serious problems. Consider therapy.

>>729207801
Good old ytp days? Nice

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>>729206525
Sounds alright. I'll give it a shot.

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>>729207020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FCHrDKdnVD
>>729207150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tc2lvsmlpd
>>729207343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QSTRDYj9l
>>729207801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QtpQwjkim8

>>729208082
You sound just like LilyPichu, hmmm.

>>729207529
>>729208082
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QSTRDYj9l
Was definitely not taken out of the mood, 10/10 read. ty op

>>729208293
fucking gross, that actually made me extremely uncomfortable

>>729208082
That was perfect thank you
that giggle at the end <3

>>729205557
bump

>>729208082
He's gonna probably cry, I'll make up some completely bullshit asinine excuse as to how I got someone to say that for him. Thanks, you're voice is insanely cute

>>729207846
>>729208444
Really? This isn't even 10% of my true degeneracy!

"you sound like a tremendous boy-molesting fruit.

you prancing la-la homo man."

Please giggle more, it's fucking adorable

>>729208566
Get help, there are things that you shouldn't indulge in. This comes from a personal level, allowing yourself to like this shit is going to haunt you.

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What's the highest and lowest pitch noises you can make?

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>>729205159
pls and thanks

Major inside joke for a group of friends

say "I love-a New York" in the most asian accent you can

And "Katski" in a normal voice afterwards, it's just "cat + ski"

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* o3o

>>729209037
Omg this, fucking amazing

oh Alex! shoot your load in me!*wait a few seconds* fuck that was great... lets do it again.... //thx

please give me your cock jim senpai~

"Aww, it looks scared. Come out, mister penis, it's okay~ There we go! Good boy... good boy..."

>>729208082
Not bad of a voice. 6/10.

"It's ok if you play with my sister, daddy does it all the time. She won't even remember...
No, really! We keep toys and stuff right by her bed.
Look how she's trying to push it away with her feet, hah. She *hates* the massager.
Babytalk: 'Uh oh, is baby gonna cum? Oh no!'"

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>>729208190
Lilypichu, Nyanners, Nyansai I've heard it all.
>>729205557
What exactly would this entail?
>>729208647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0icuyG4L4XH
>>729208684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mXks4vvyX4
>>729208785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nGDxXtCedR
>>729208926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a78bEVbw4G
>>729209037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LiysgQIfvn

>>729208948
Please, don't forget me, this will literally make my friends week

Also, god damn you sound hot.

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>>729209154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FJGKyOxauE
>>729209266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PO7UypcOAV
>>729209285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1or08CytVEX
>>729209368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uCftlO695Y

You want some dank knock knock jokes? Here goes. [spoiler]please laugh[/spoiler]

1. Knock knock
who's there
a broken pencil
a broken pencil who
never mind, it's pointless

2. knock knock
who's there
europe
europe who
no, you're a poo

I have so many more if these work.

>>729209266
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PO7UypcOAV
hot, thanks babe :*

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humbly requesting: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>729209868
Your voice is so cute it's painful

"Spit on my chest you dumb idiot loser"

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>>729209994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11WZlBwyav4
>>729210237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1poIZFwUCld
>>729210461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tooxZjF3Yb

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I humbly request this elegant script
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Thanks again rosie

"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!"

>>729210770
I'm glad you like the knock knock jokes. Here's a few more.

Knock knock
who's there
Theodore
Theodore who
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked

Knock knock
who's there
amos
amos who
amos quito

"Are you guys fucking retarded? Who the fuck keeps throwing flashes?"

"I love you sweepy" pls

>>729209388
>What exactly would this entail?

A mother fucking her precious little son, while asking him if he enjoys pounding her old and loose pussy. And if her saggy tits still look good. Screaming "oh yes" and "fuck your slutty mommy harder" in excitement. With her moans getting louder and the thoughts of fucking her son overwhelm her and she reaches her orgasm.

Me: I wuv my d-daddy!

Some d*ck on instagram: You're not 5. Act like an adult!

Not only did this put me out of my little space but daddy got very mad and had to tell me a bedtime story to calm me down. Never tell someone in little space that they're an adult! It can be very triggering as littles in littlespace become so! sensitive!

Kinkshaming is almost as bad as homophobia or transphobia. KINKSHAMING IS A FORM OF HATE THAT IS IGNORED TOO OFTEN

See, isn't this better than jerking off? Let me take care of you...

>>729210777

rosie? isn't her name tiny?

Help I'm stuck in a computer cause some faggot on 4chan said so

"Look daddy, it's your *favorite* toy! Aw, I *know* you just came... daddy always has more cums for his favorite toy, right?"

>>729208566
Yes really.

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>>729205159
Can...Can I get a good night..In a like living in tone. I really need that right now

>>729211246
was thinking of wrong egrill ecks dee

You sound like an animu youtuber i watch

"Haha wow you should go die"

"Would that get you off?"

>>729211396
Loving. God I can't do anything right

>>729211658
You remind me of depressed me.

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>>729210777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GbsYp3R7xZ PEACH SWORD
>>729210907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NwJhMoABmg
>>729210929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NCUybaz9gr
>>729210948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H9uONYqUcr
>>729211036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EJy1gXAerw
>>729211058
No moaning at this time, sorry!
>>729211119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h253OF0WQB
>>729211227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1svWySnP8no
>>729211308
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08OcjLBDjS9
>>729211309
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vwcgbnBpTf
>>729211396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qC9Xm3vWhq
>>729211515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aF5xlk52yN
>>729211624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jIojUc1Gf6

>>729211750
I am you Anon. *X-files theme*

>>729211819
Thank you for the good night, I actually appreciate it a lot

>>729211819
>>729211119

>off-ten

yughhh, dropped

>>729211819
DON'T DO THIS TO ME, I SAID WHO'S THERE

That being said, glad to find another fan of knock knock jokes

>>729211819
So good! Thanks OP <3

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Is me Julio

I might sound like a girl, but Im actually a boy

>>729212233

I'm an idiot. Forgot to link this. If you enjoyed do the nae nae on that mf like button. [NoseFumes Emoji]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ea2Cd199J4

"Wow, my dick is soo hard right now"

Do you have a Twitter or some shit so we can know when you're gonna post a thread? I might be in love with your voice.

>>729212414
Can you yell "I'm ol greeeeeeggg"

Omg these are gold, "I hate you Goofbelly" please

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Every zelda please

[disappointed] I guess it's okay... I just thought they were all big like daddy's.

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>>729212091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OZjeCQZ55t
>>729212272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Upm1zMdrBC
>>729212414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zx2Zdfgqdd
>>729212477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01DoOx0uhkU
>>729212603
No twitter, but I have a discord server?
>>729212632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kg0GQkclBo
>>729212685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bz3fZFrSsm
>>729212868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WK9dhCyDHM
>>729213069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aUteHjnoki

Moan and always get louder please <3

the ever expanding universe wouldn't be able to contain each and every star that makes up the twinkle in your eyes.

i want to engulf you in my arms like the rings around Saturn.
your heart is warmer than any super nova. let's rest in a crater and I'll connect the dots of your imperfections like the beautiful constellations in the night sky.

you're the planet I wanna live on.
you feel like home.

>>729213274
> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WK9dhCyDHM
I think I just came.

"Uh, you *don't* want me to take off my shoes mister... eww, what are you doing?"

"I want you inside of me Tim"

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>>729213298
I can't moan right now, I'm sorry.
>>729213424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EAzFaXntYa
>>729213798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yyWVP9N769
>>729213893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NlzVUpxkHK

Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

holy shit thanks for the laughs you guys

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OMG ITS JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES

Lewd reads on point op, thank you...

"You okay sweetie? Aw, you're thinking about Emma aren't you, all alone in her room with that nasty machine. She's probably cumming her brains out right now, you know. You should go pay her a visit, I'm sure she'd suck you off in exchange for a few minutes of peace."

Act like a female doctor.
Greeting her patient and all that.
But then say: Now please pull down your pants and let me have a closer look.

Oh wow I have never seen an uncut one before. Is it true that they collect smegma.

*sniffing*

Oh yes. That delicious cheesy gold i have been looking for.

*licking and sucking noises*

Oh it tastes so good. Never wash your dick ever again. Do you understand? You are now my personal dick cheese slave.

Now pull up your pants. Your next appointment will be in june.

"How can your cum taste this goood?"

>>729213974
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lWU1N6JNSL

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"my intellect is far superior to yours"

"carter you're a stinky piece of shit"

>>729213974
Can you say "touch my belly and bite my neck" ?

You're a pedophile, mister. Normal guys DON'T come that fast...

"Seriously, can we not do this right now. Just hold me"

>>729213274
YES YOU CAN COME IN

What's the discord?

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What the fuck is this thread

op how old are u?

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>>729214013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cwp7iq4MMn
>>729214123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FNXFacm2OW
>>729214158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DyQp1ZTD0D
>>729214307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1otDJxCLOTQ
>>729214369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mztiCFtjGA
>>729214415
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EakWilIh34
>>729214416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b6Kiy7lp4C
>>729214454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b2oR469yRD
>>729214487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MMgjYtDqcb
>>729214512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i6ItnMbrwS
>>729214558
I'll post it when the thread dies!
>>729214620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZTAbDNL3bp

Can you say something in spanish?
If you can, please say this:
"Hola, aquí está tu nota!"

>>729214869
>>729214461
plspls :D

It’s like you took a bottle of ink and you threw it at a wall. Smash! And all that ink spread. And in the middle, it’s dense, isn’t it? And as it gets out on the edge, the little droplets get finer and finer and make more complicated patterns, see? So in the same way, there was a big bang at the beginning of things and it spread.

And you and I, sitting here in this room, as complicated human beings, are way, way out on the fringe of that bang. We are the complicated little patterns on the end of it. Very interesting. But so we define ourselves as being only that. If you think that you are only inside your skin, you define yourself as one very complicated little curlique, way out on the edge of that explosion. Way out in space, and way out in time. Billions of years ago, you were a big bang, but now you’re a complicated human being.

And then we cut ourselves off, and don’t feel that we’re still the big bang. But you are. Depends how you define yourself. You are actually—if this is the way things started, if there was a big bang in the beginning—you’re not something that’s a result of the big bang. You’re not something that is a sort of puppet on the end of the process. You are still the process.

You are the big bang, the original force of the universe, coming on as whoever you are.

When I meet you, I see not just what you define yourself as –Mr so-and- so, Ms so-and-so, Mrs so-and-so– I see every one of you as the primordial energy of the universe coming on at me in this particular way. I know I’m that, too. But we’ve learned to define ourselves as separate from it.

>>729214886
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kkbd7dGEIc

"It's not a monster! That's my sweet little pet, and I think you two will get along wonderfully. Look, it's got holes for your arms and your legs, so you can give it a nice big hug. There we go. I know... you've heard these things were bred to *torture* women, but that's ridiculous. All it wants to do is show you love! It'll even feed you and take care of all your disgusting waste. There we are, get nice and comfortable. You're going to be here for a while."

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"10 dexterity- but don't tell anyone you levelled that up you FUCKING FAGGOT"

"Blow your load on my commode"

"No one even likes girls without penises in 2017"

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>>729214987
Ah ! I mixed up a few.. It's there, I promise. I'm sorry.
>>729215021
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sko6jmdyAs
>>729215061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AH7sL5EpCU
>>729214886
I don't wanna ruin the pronunciation ;;
>>729215440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uJ1SD5GNyX
>>729215526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HsVpaI4kj3
>>729215573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1byfw3dTyZE

"Hello! how are you? Well, we'll talk later, bye!"

>>729214987
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MMgjYtDqcb
Its this one

I want you to go to the other vocaroo thread and say the following: Fuck off OP. This is my board and I am the undisputed king >>729209415

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Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8

>>729216074
i condone this decision

What bout dat?

"I love you so much, never leave me pls pls pls, I need you in my life, I cant sleep with you at the night, you are everything i have. I love you <kisses> I will always be your girl, I love you so much, please dont ever think about leaving me.

>>729205159
Welcome to the bone-zone.
Population you.

>>729216352
without*

sup from my vocaroo thread ya faggots

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ajhCCYqlwl

>>729216624
You sir, have a very sexy voice.

"Would you be so kind as to put a live trout in my nether regions"

hey mister, this bus is pretty crowded, think i could sit on your lap? THANKS! hmmm, hmm-hmm... OH! (*giggles*) is that for me? i guess you don't have a naked tween on your lap very often, do ya? it's okay, my stop's not for a while. let your hands roam, and maybe we can both get off before then!

"Now, I'm not saying communism is a good idea.. Buuuuuuut~"

"Spick and span, stick in my butt peter pan"

>>729216777

enjoy anon~~

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ySv98qST3i

>>729216937
fantastic

>>729216937
Kek

>>729216937
i came

>>729216937
im crying holy fuck

How about the navy seals pasta

>>729216937
what those assholes said.
>>729217288
>>729217241
>>729217227
>>729217160

>>729216937
My dick is diamond!

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>>729216937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gg6Lf2Q90K
>>729216352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14e02IYWWDd
>>729216495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LaRJuOXinA
>>729216859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GIJ9aNl96T

>>729215981
Please!

>>729217553
"Tinker Tom is a very handsome man and you should all listen to him"

Please say that, also make a youtube channel!

>>729216937
gold

I'm just gonna hold up my feet, ok? Do whatever you want with em...

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>>729217812
idk why i have this on my hard drive but here u go

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>>729217553
aaw, you're not gonna actually do my post? pretty please! here, have a loli!

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>>729217688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h9uMw64BDb
>>729217707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tWCAtZa7ud I've thought about such things, but I need a better mic, haha.
>>729217813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19WNcvZbRO9

Yes please, could you make keyboard taps and mouse clicks while also stifling a few giggles here and there? Thank you!

do you want to suck my big futa dick, anon?

>>729217553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gIWEQ9xxML

Yo bitch you got a discord?

>>729205159
Fuck you and your princess Leia fetishes! You little piece of shit hapa. I will not become part of your fantasy you little fuckboy. Now pull down your little fuckboy pants while so I can peg you or else I am pickling your hapa meat and selling it to nobleman Matthew.

BANE?!

you're a big guy

for you

Can you say:

"Now kiss me and bite my lips, you fucking faggot or i will get a new boyfriend"

>>729205159
holy shit your voice sounds cute as fuck

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>>729216937
relevant

more

>>729205159
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

>>729216937
Can you say:
puddi puddi puddi puddi puddi all you care about is puddi what about my feels

"Anon kunn~~~~ you're such a fucking faggot holy shit"

Do this plz

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Please tell me you can do this voice chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CanPCK8fhQ

You're in *so* much trouble if I tell anyone about this.

Oh my god, daddy... you're not supposed to get hard from your own daughter! What do you mean? I wasn't stepping on it! Why would that make you hard anyway?! Do you like feet or something?

>>729217942
Do you have an email I can contact you with? I want to get a commission.

"BEGONE, THOT!"

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PLEASE OP THIS IS BEG

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>tfw you will never have a girl with a cute voice talk to you

"Can you stop masturbating to me for a little bit, you're kind of weirding me out right now"

Crashing this thread... with no survivors.

>>729218287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pg8RosY2zm

>>729218333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E6ROuVFEkb

>>729218631
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VaPDaftHit

OP is dieded?

>>729219009
oh you nigger

>>729219009
a single tear trails my cheek at the sight of this

>>729219009
Does this mean Patrick Warburton won?
Are you now best girl?

"Wow, where did you come from, and can you go back?"

"Ian you're ugly. Also, made you look."

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>>729217950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pmGINHfk7r The key clicks aren't so loud, sorry!
>>729217957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0isRRQKoemE
>>729218033
I have a discord, yeah. I'll link it when I'm sleepy! (which is soon..)
>>729218156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gtkc43Q5kF
>>729218287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aPS7rJAXAX
>>729218287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FK119KZvRW
>>729218333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q6qLzZN3K1
>>729218599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xo5714A6e2
>>729218631
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y5kr7pC8Za
>>729218648
I'll link my discord
>>729218657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PlLga6N9Cw
>>729218909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1De3ZmZgfyX
>>729219007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kpiaWIHrlD

>>729219009
Saved, thanks fam.

>>729219009
Thanks ily

>>729219297
It's fine, they don't need to be loud. I appreciate you doing such a request in the first place!

>>729219297
Thanks ily too

>>729219297
op you're super dedicated to this, thanks

"Who is this Alex guy everyone keeps talking about, and is he really in to men?"

>>729219297
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1De3ZmZgfyX
>that violin

I like you

Can you do some kissing sounds? and after that saying "I love you so much"

>>729218039
Plis I am crie

this thread is sad and lonely.

>>729219714
anything for you, anon

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MDYwlCKGHc

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>>729219570
I'm doing my best!
>>729219580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tXXZ8DZdbn
>>729219836
I'm sad and lonely!
>>729219821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05M7j0yumm4

>>729219836
Your sad and lonely

"Traps are gay"

>>729220034
>implying you're lonely

>>729220124
my sad and lonely?

>>729220034
no youre not allowed

"Im begging you master, please let me cum <kisses>."

>>729220034
we all appreciate you.

<3

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>>729220138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dkX7zkaiWK

I think I'm going to go to sleep now, everyone! https://discord.gg/vXg4Ch8 Here's the link to my discord server if you'd like to talk to me! Thank you all for participating!

>>729220195
Yes. As in "your sad and lonely existence serves only to provide you the means to be baited."

Please help im drowning in all of this mac and cheese but its so good that I cant stop all day my whole life is mac and cheese i eat three boxes a day and add extra cheese its what i live for mac and cheese

mac and cheese is life

>>729220598
thanks so much op, will you do more threads in the future?

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am I doing this right

>>729220138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11kaAfI2UIE

>>729220283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cv5V4KSJx9

>>729220598
Goodnight, bless

"ian is ugly"

>>729220598
op, you saved me from an heroing tonight. thanks

Can you please say that Steve Harvey is streets ahead of Jeb Bush and that Noah is a raging faggot

>>729220659
Goodnight I love you sleep well and wake up super refreshed and ready to have a great day

>>729205159
50 years have past, yet I do not age. Time has lost its affect on me. Yet the suffering continues. Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future...Hope is lost. Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack

>>729220659
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y5kr7pC8Za
Warburton?

join us ;)

https://discord.gg/XNwfaEQ

see ya there

>>729220838
*Warburtanon

>>729220598
Also good night to you i love you too sleep okay

>>729220659
>>729219009
>>729216937

more over here if you anons wanna hang
>>729209415