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another Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king

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another Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.

Thy digits decideth thy rank.

Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty
Sexts = Pope

Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester

Three trips and we ride to Damascus.
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>>729199021
Roll
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Lets do this
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>>729199188
Looks like we have our first knight.
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>>729199021
Dues vult
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>>729199021
You have my sword
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Deus Vult : "God Wills it"
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>>729200094
Can I train and attain knighthood?
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>>729199021
let us bathe in the blood of the filthy Saracens! DEUS VULT!
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>>729199021
reporting in
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meesa rollin!
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>>729200094
i wish christcucks would stop stealing latin from the pagans.
why not speak aramaic?
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>>729200350
Oh no
I RENOUNCE MY FILTHY RELIGION AND ADOPT CHRISTIANITY
(reroll?)
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>>729199021
roll
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BUMP FOR THE HOLY LAND!
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deus vult
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For god honor
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>>729199021
roll
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Rolling.
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>>729200350
hand me my sword *swings Cross guard into skull*
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Rolling into the holy land
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>>729201370
call the executioner bring the guillotine!
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>>729199021
Damascus?

JERUSALEM!

>>729201395
>*swings Cross guard into skull*
What an autist
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Rolll
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You have my honor
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>>729199021
im hung
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AVE MARIA
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Except you counted 1-2-3-4-?-6 fuckhead
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>>729201700
FEED HIM TO THE DOGS
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>>729199021
Deus Vult
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>>729199021
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>>729201785
Double 0
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>>729199021
allahu akbar
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Deus Vult
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Deus Vult
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Last time I rolled captain, let's shoot for Jester
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>>729201966
LOL captain again, ONWARDS MY NOBLE PEASANTS
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>>729201395
I HAVE REJECTED MY FILTHY SARACEN WAYS YOU IMBECILE
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>>729201950
burn at the stake
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>>729201950
half sword strike in the teeth
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Roll for thine rank
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>>729201966
>>729202011
Looks like its in your blood
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>>729200530
TO THE HOUNDSSSS
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Deus vult!
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>>729202150
impalement
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Deus vult.
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Roll for the king
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>>729202150
crossbow firing squad
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The poster below me will be a Saracen, SHARPEN YOUR KNIVES
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Deus vult!
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>>729202234
I think not bretheren
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>>729202212
So damn close
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>>729199021
Lets do it
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Inf
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Dues vult!
For hogs honor!
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Roll for first Jewish Pope
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Deus vult
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>>729199021
DEUS VULT
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God Wills it
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>>729202370
Death by snu snu
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>>729199021
I am ready.
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>>729202370
way of death- fucked by a nigger
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I'm here for you pope! Guide my steel!
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>>729202369
Fucking stereotypes.
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Deus Vult
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Rolls for the knight
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Deus Vult
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His Grace the King has arrived.
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>>729199021
Check em
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>>729203360
Flayed alive
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may I join your army?
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>>729199021
deus vult
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Deus Vult
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Rolls
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ROLLTH
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>>729203620
anal impalement
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>>729203640
Trampled by Crusader horses
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Reporting in from the protestant regiment
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>>729203666
Holy fuck
Satan is now a knight in God's Army
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>>729200598
>i wish christcucks would stop stealing latin from the pagans.
???
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Bet. I'm a faggot anyways.
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>>729203750
raped by jews
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>>729203666
THAT'S SIR LUCIFER TO YOU!
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Deus vult!
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>>729199021
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DUES VULT!
FOR GODS ARMY
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WE SHALL RETAKE JERUSALEM
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>>729204060
you already have....leave him to the vultures
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rool faggots
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DEUS VULT!!!
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>>729203731
Not gods. The Pope's. Always was.
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RETAKE THE HOLY LAND IN GODS NAME
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Anon here to enlist, and drive the heathens from our land!
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>>729203786
Starting with the jester.
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OP here, i am very pleased, DEUS VULT!!
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>>729199021
roll
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Rolling for the holy land
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aint no nigga be pope in this bitch
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question, can i unscrew my pommel and throw it at my opponent?
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>>729199021
Roll
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>>729199021
Dues vult
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>>729204691
Always
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>>729204691
Yes
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>>729204691
how else woulds't thou intend to end thine foe rightly?
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Deus vult!
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Rooooooll
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Deus Vult!
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Kekus Vult
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gimme that mudslime pussay
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>>729199021

Roll for Glory.
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Rollerino and cheese
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It is time brothers
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>>729204691
I've got your back anon
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Killing in the name of!!!
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>>729199021
DEUS VULT!
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>>729199021

Liberation.
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>>729205605
dare I ask what mod this is?
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Rolll
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For gods honor
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IN THE NAME OF THE LORD
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>>729199021
ewrgygwef8ygwef8yt8yer8ygiyrgtfiyewgewiurgrtigfeig
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r[';p
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>>729205673
>dare I ask what mod this is?
To be honest, I'm not even sure what game it is. I was an American player of Ultima Online but made many Japanese player friends in the game, and playing as a completely naked guy wearing a pigface bascinet and named "Hokotu" was this thing/phenomenon among the Japanese player base across all shards (servers in UO). It all went back to this initial Japanese player whose character it originally was. So anyway, one of the Japanese players who maintained a blog, took the character to whatever game that image is from, and had posted that...
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>>729199021
Deus
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>>729199021
Roll
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>>729206330
Smeared with the bodily fluids of a diseased animal and catapulted over the walls of Jerusalem
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Let's roll
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>>729206330
unscrew my pommel and throw it at you
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Enlist
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>>729199021
Knight me
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DUES VULT
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>>729199021
kill all sand niggers
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>>729200000
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Mudslimes beware
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>>729206700
zero dubs....hug,drawn and quartered
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NICE i made pope. fuck you faggots
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Rollos
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>>729199021
DUES VULT
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>>729206823
Where we not all once but sand niggers?
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I'm here to support the cause
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I'm here to take Jerusalem and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum
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I FIGHT FOR SALAH AL-DIN!
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>>729199021
Bestoweth upon me, o lord, thy will unto me.
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>>729206919
>being illiterate
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just saying, iv'e been executing most Saracens in this thread, can i be promoted to executioner?
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DEUS VULT

WE MUST RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
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>>729207330
>>729207250
twofer, disembowelment for one, the other one will have his arms and legs cut off then thrown in the ocean
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>>729207250
CUT OF HIS LIMBS,
TIE HIM TO A BOAT,
SET HIM TO SEA!
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>>729207349
You've been killing the good guys you heathen
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>>729199021
Here goes
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>>729207676
that sounds like something a Saracen would say....
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Let me join this wonderful crusade
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Take the holy land
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>>729199021
You have my sword.
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>>729199021
lets kill thy niggers
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>>729199021
If God wills it
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>>729208490
executioner here, they're sand niggers, not your garden verity niggers. to the rack with you sir
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Fuck it, might as well die on a crusade
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>>729203745
latin is a pagan language. the christians appropriated it to spread their monotheistic religion all while denigrating the supposed devil worshipping of their pagan forbears (because every society's original faith was polytheistic). it bothers me that the catholic church and later denominations stole pagan ideas to make their religion popular even as they make europeans (and others) ashamed of their pagan origins by spreading lies about how christianity "won" over polytheism for reasons other than that it exterminated the competition and did its best to destroy or reconfigure pagan art and culture.
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deus vult
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>>729199021
Deus Vault
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>>729208490
CUT OPEN HIS STOMACK
PUT HIM ON A FISHING LINE
USE TO LEAD THE HORSES TO THE HOLY LAND!
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>>729208792
i approve
-executioner
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>>729199021
deus vult !
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Deus vult
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>>729199021

>defend king and country
what an autist

Send the horse. Full attack.
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>>729199021
Reporting for duty, sir.
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Rollin
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Deus Vult
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