Jesus died today. If you could only say three last words to him,

Goodbye, moon man

Save /b/ faggot

Rest in peace

>>729195590

<3

dueces my nigga

no more muslims

>>729195445
Die, you bitch

Please forgive me.

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>>729195445
Happy Easter fagget!

>>729195445
No, he died on Wednesday early afternoon and was buried before the annual sabbath which was a Thursday (wednesday sunset). Good Friday is a hoax.

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"Jesus, listen up"
Your dad's a real piece of shit. You had to be tortured to death for His arbitrary rules that he fucking made up. And only the people that believe you were were the son of God can be allowed to live everlasting bliss, kissing his asshole. Fuck everyone else.

Check-mate Atheists

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>>729195445
God wills it!

Stop delirating dude.

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>>729195445

Give me dubs, lord.

>>729196922
Christ almighty

>>729195445
Glory to God

>>729195445
Papa Super Terram

Forgive me Lord

>>729195445
Wanna grabba beer?

>>729195445
Thanks for all the fish

>>729195445
Bring back Snacks.

>>729195445
git gud fam

>>729195445
Stop plagiarising Horus

You on square?

Nigger nigger nigger

>>729195445
Ya done goofed.

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Take a shit on my dick you proletarian pinko kike faggot

>>729195445
You Are Meaningless

>>729195445
My poop stinks

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Fuck off Jesus

>>729195850

Same

we sin too much :(

>>729195445
Fuck your religion

>>729197788
My sins have been redeemed
And replaced by even more awesome sins

Please forgive me

>>729195445
You're not Jesus

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Ba na na

u want succ?

I believe you.

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>>729195445
Please come back

Pretty decent storyteller

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Get gud faggot.

>>729195445
Allahu Akbar

lemme smash plz

goodnight, sweet prince

i win nigger

>>729195445
Traps aren't gay

>>729195445
Your mother lied... she actually just cheated on your dad Joseph.
Also, three word rules suck.

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>>729195445

See ya Sunday

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>>729196922

>>729195445
youre not real

Action gets results!

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>>729196922

are you god?

>>729196922
That was 4 words :(

Your a bastard

Your passport please?

Just another Mexican.

>>729195445
Make me worthy.

You're not real

>>729199504
>You're not real
Then why are you talking to me?

Moon is rising

kill all niggers

>>729195445
See you soon

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>>729196922
Witnessed

I'm a shark

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>>729195777
Kel, nice trips

>>729195445
Rice a roni

>>729200489
I'm a shark!

>>729200521
Suck my dick!

>>729200544
I'm a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

>>729196922
I guess Jesus is real

chicken pot pie

>>729195445
may i die? send dubs for yes and singles for no

>>729196922
Jebus lives

Komen

>>729195445

Give me hax.

>>729201022

Dubscetion.

But Jebus was captured by David and turned into Jerusalem, so Jebus is gone.

See ya Sunday.

>>729195445
im gunna eat meat

Every time I look at you
I don't understand
Why you let the things you did
Get so out of hand

You'd have managed better
If you'd had it planned
Now why'd you choose such a backward time
And such a strange land?

If you'd come today
You could have reached the whole nation
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication
Don't you get me wrong

Only want to know

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?

Tell me what you think
About your friends at the top
Now who d'you think besides yourself
Was the pick of the crop?

Buddah was he where it's at?
Is he where you are?
Could Muhammmed move a mountain
Or was that just PR?

Did you mean to die like that?
Was that a mistake or
Did you know your messy death
Would be a record breaker?

Tits of gtfo

>>729195445
where are you?

>>729195445
cash me ousside

>>729195445
Make a rock so big you can't move it

>>729195445
Just the Tip!

>>729195445
check my dubs

>>729195445
do it again

>>729195445
"How do you know you're God?"
"Simple. Whenever I prayed to him, I found I was always talking to myself."
https://youtu.be/meI6f258RKY
.

God Is dead

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>>729196922

What did he mean by this?

Passion of the Christ two?

>>729195445
jesus died today

Penis Penis Penis

You aren't real

Check these trips

>>729195445
Respawn coming soon

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>>729195445
Touch my tendies