Ok so I really need your help, brace yourself from some weapons grade autism lads
>be cashier at dollar tree
>8.5/10 grill comes in a lot, we will call her kate, bc that is her name
>sort of friends in HS
>so kate flirts with me sometimes but she has a bf
>can't tell you how many times I cum imagining her huge tits
>DD easily
>start talking via fb messenger
>tells me how she's always horny but her bf doesn't fuck her a lot
>says she loves playing with herself to videos of her fucking him
>umwat.jpg
>months pass, hang out a cpl times as friends
>she falls asleep at my house one day (we weren't alone, had some mutual friends with us)
>I'm awake, see her phone
>fear through the roof, take it, know her 4 digit code bc I've seen her enter it
>plug into PC, search and find pics and bids
>holyjumpinggoattitsbatman.gif
>best cums ever had jerking to those vids
>several weeks later, have her vid playing at full volume, jerking hard since I'll never get out of friend zone
>my door slowly opens
>reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. No immunities.
And that's how I ruined my life
>>729190440
You fucking autist fuck!
>>729190440
Who is the girl in the pic? She looks very very familiar.
>>729191159
Looks kinda like a girl whose long distance boyfriend I cucked lol
>>729191280
how can they kill a kid
>>729190440
Fuck you, son
>>729190440
Why
>>729191280
This world is fucked up
Kek this fucking shit
kekkity Kek Kek
I never actually post on these threads, but that was good
>>729191518
They're shitty people. Shitty people do shitty things.
>>729190440
Shiet
OP is cooking up misleads like gordon ramsay
timestamp
>>729190440
Holy shit jesus christ
>>729190440
fuck you
Sheeeet
fuck.
Cunt
mm
you dirty cunt
>>729190440
nice story
>>729190440
asshole
fuuuuuuucck
>>729190440
holy
cancer thread
>>729190440
Fgt
>>729191518
With a knife and their boots and bare hands?
Dick
>>729193917
>>729191280
lmfao
fucking hate you....but dem tits tho!
Die Fag
>>729190440
nigger
Lolz
>>729190440
Fucking kekek
>>729190440
u are dum bitch
Too late. She died years ago. I miss her.
Fuck
Fap
>>729191339
clever man right here
>>729190440
Fuck you.
>>729190440
I usually get pissed at these stoopid fucking mom dies fucked off bullshit but this was some top tier bait my man.
>>729190440
OP stop being a faggot, man up, and cum on sleeping girls face
I'm sorry to inform you but i fucked anons dad
>>729190440
Good one m8
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Tl;dr
Fuck you OP.
Reply
>>729191518
The Clinton Mafia will do anything to make a buck.
Dude that's autistic.
>>729190440
fuck you
Got me
Momma no
>>729190440
fuck
shit
Fuken faget
>>729190440
my mom is already dead but here's a (you) for that misdirect, you earned it.
>>729190440
YoY gay
>>729190440
Include me in screencap fags.
>>729190440
Got me good u fucker
Faggot.
ok
>>729190440
you fucking bitch
>>729190440
I honestly don't think that Section.80 was better tbqh. This album was a really tasteful departure from the pretentious afro-centric jazz shit that GKMC and TPAP were overflowing with. Everything sounded cohesive and flowed really well. This album solidifies Kendrick him as one of the best rappers who has ever lived, and if he drops another great one on Sunday like many people are theorizing, there really won't be any reason not to consider him THE greatest rapper who ever lived. Even if you don't like his music, you can't say that all of his albums will be classics, because that's just denial at that point.
You're a faggot
>>729190440
sadds
>>729190440
fucking shit
but I cant
>>729190440
cuck
>>729190440
nice meme
>>729190440
kek
Fuk u
>>729190440
fuck lmao
>>729190440
Nice b8
>>729190440
Fuck off cunt
>>729190440
damnit
>>729190440
You sly mother fucker. Take my (you) and get the fuck out.
M8
I was fuxjing jerking iff eetard
hahaha
You nigger
wow so cool
Fuck
I actually wanted an autism thread, kinda dissapointed now.
>>729190440
Fuck you
Hello comrade. I am just regular joe, like you.
I love America, my homeland, and all the dubs you guys produce. In Russia we have no dubs. I mean they. They have no dubs.
Let's all bring our dubs out so I can see them and maybe just hold them for a second
>>729190440
rip
OP is a nigger
Welp
uh oh
>>729190440
kek
I knew it