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I dont like responsabilities so i'd choose a cat. Also,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I dont like responsabilities so i'd choose a cat. Also, dogs are easy to train for fetching newspaper and stuff. I want a pet, rebel if its the case, not a slave.

My four cents
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Me cats are cool. Dogs bite kids and stuff and cats are way easier to maintain. Fuck dogs. Wolves are cool.
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>>729186124
>>729186086
faggots
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I don't like responsibility, slobber or noise so cats were the easy choice
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>>729186086
>>729186124
The cringe is off the charts with these two.
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I have 3. They take care of themselves. They are clean. They smell good. Dogs are big dumbfucks who smell like dogs and just fuck everything up. I wish I had a dog so I could bring it on trail jogs with me, but outside of that they can fuck off.
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One that doesn't have little man syndrome and needs a pitbull as a cock extension.
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>>729185736
Did he dided?
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Cats are just emotional crutches for people.

ohh i feel sad i need to go cuddle with my living teddy bear.
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>>729185736
a gay one
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>>729186697
Sounds pretty incredible to me
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I have a Dragon
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>>729186501
>dogs are big dumbfucks
>big
>doesnt know about beagles.
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>>729185736
The kind with a wife and kids I guess
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>>729186697
>living teddy bear
Doesn't that sound awesome you can kick them around too they're strong. I love my lil kitty
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A lucky man
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A man that wants something to pet, that's entertaining, and loving. Why do you like to see gore? What problems are you hiding?
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>>729186501
>They smell good.
You perverse sack of shit
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>>729185736
What sort of cat has a man?
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>>729185736
the kind that has a cat.
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>>729185736
I have a pet 5' gator and 2 cats.
What does it make me?
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>>729185736
Honestly, it's a stupid idea to keep pets, hear me out. Animals are supposed to live out in the woods they weren't born to sit on their asses all day indoors, get a guard dog to protect your house if you want but just quit trying to domesticate animals you are fucking things up.
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>>729186786
>>729186925
>>729187002
Beta male cucks detected.
Baby want mommy milkies?


Also, reminder that your cat will eat your face if you happen to die around it. based doggos won't.
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>>729187046

Well, all mine do is sleep on clean laundry all day. They smell great. Dogs smell like ass.
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>>729186899
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>>729187171
dogs are born to live in human civilization.
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>>729187072
Sad, manchild faggots and weirdo beardy liberals then?
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you are all fags, i have a fucking pet canadian
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>>729187225
Cats smell disgusting, and why the fuck are you letting them sleep on clean laundry you fucking freak?
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>>729187180
I've seen a dog eat a man whole in South Korea they'll eat you for sure. It's instincts bro.
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>>729187260
or just people who own a cat.
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>>729187260
Sounds like you're describing yourself
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>>729185736
Someone who's not insecure?
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>>729187428
>I've seen a dog eat a man whole
.

What, ate him whole like a snake? What the fuck are you saying?

Are you sure this was a dog and not an Anaconda?
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>>729187465
Yes, manchild faggots and weirdo beardy liberals. These are the sort of men that own cats, like this fucking shitskin catfag>>729187488
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>>729185736
Single women and betas
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>>729187512
>not insecure
>owning a cat
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>>729187180
>based doggos won't
>actually believes old wives tales

How do you operate in your daily life with all those extra chromosomes?
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>>729187583
I don't like to talk about that
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>>729187338
>Cats smell disgusting,

I just said cats smell great, like clean laundry. Can you read? Even my outdoor cat smells good, because they are hunters who constantly groom themselves to remove any scent that can give away their position. Dogs just stand there and slobber and shit on themselves until someone throw a ball or something.
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>>729187698
Then why bring it up pussyfart
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>>729187720
>I just said cats smell great,
Yes, and you're fucking wrong, you fucking retard.

>Dogs...
No one mentioned dogs. This thread is about cats, you strawmanning faggot paki bastard.
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>>72918759
Cool, didn't know you were a cat owner
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what if i have both?
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>>729185736
the kind that doesnt give a single fuck what a loser on 4chan thinks
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>>729187951
Both what?
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Dogs are the ultimate cucks, they need to feel wanted and cared about to fulfill their lives.

Cats don't give a shit, don't need you, and will slap you if you annoy them.
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>>729187338

All 3 of my cats are clean, they clean themselves and don't smell at all. and it's not like I spend too much time with them so don't realise, sometimes i barely see them they are outside doing cat stuff, but when they come and find me and lay on me they don't smell. cats is one of the best pets you can have, they fit my personality better than a dog because im not loud and annoying and just like to chill, so they are purrrrrrfect
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>>729188006
a cat and a dog
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>>729186315
they're good logical points that any prospective owner should consider
theres nothing cringe about them. you on the other hand..
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>>729185736
Haha what a fucking troll.
And all of you faggots just keep feeding him.
Pic related - is OP
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>>729187983
Yes, which is why they're sperging out on here then.
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>>729185736
Real men
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>>729186873
you mean those loud fucks that bowwwwwww at everything?
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>>729188053
What has dogs got to do with this? What part of the OP did you not understand?
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>>729187930
>Yes, and you're fucking wrong, you fucking retard.

There are 4 choices: either my olfactory organs are sending my brain incorrect signals, my olfactory organs are sending correct signals but my brain is misinterpreting them, I am lying, or you are wrong. I wonder which it could be.
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>>729185736
Clyde Beatty
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>>729188022
>and don't smell at all.
You mean you've become nose blind, you fucking dumb ape.
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>>729187171
dogs and cats have been domesticated for thousands if not hundreds of thousands of years
we aren't "trying" to domesticate anything.
if you go drop them off in the woods they'll probably die
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>>729188168
wow youre really negative. you probably have a depression problem.
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>>729185736
I'm allergic to dogs.
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>>729188237
You're lying. That's clear. Probably can't even smell your own piss-soaked pants, you fucking neckbeard.
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>>729188167
Ouch
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>>729188269

did you not read what a wrote you fucking illiterate cunt.

>and it's not like I spend too much time with them so don't realise
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>>729187684
Wow, great comeback. You must have the IQ of an ant. Better stop replying to you or we'll both be idiots.
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if like to kill dogs or cats youre kinda a fag
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>>729188167
t. limp-wristed faggot
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>>729187130
A lying faggot. Post pic with timestamp
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>>729188318
Dogs suck as much as Cats
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>>729188444
I read what you posted and it was clear as day that you're a liar.

>muh catz don't smellz pls believ

Fucking faggot
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>>729188578
you suck.
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>>729188645
you swallow
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>>729188624

Yeah man, I lied, my cats stink dude. hehe got u maaan

>fucking retard
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OP is a nigger, it hates cats because they bury niglets in sand pits.
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>>729188624
Cats are one of the most hygienic animals out there. I thought this was common knowledge.
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cats are for people who struggle with human interaction and social situations that require them to speak without grumbling.

it's sad that cats have to endure living with these fucking freaks, it's not their fault.
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>>729188645
>>729188697
You're both faggots. Birds are obviously the god tier pet.
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>>729185736
One who realizes few beasts serve man as loyally as the feline. Highly intelligent creatures they are.
My cat will literally fucking kill you if you threaten me. Even if you kill him in the process he will latch onto you with such ferocity that one of your arteries will be punctured by the time you kill him to get him off of you.
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>>729188796
o shit u right
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>>729188730
>Yeah man, I lied,
Finally you admit it.
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>>729188796
my beagle rips birds up when she can catch them.
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>>729188491
>How did you know it was me?
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>>729188777
Dolphins are considered one of the most intelligent animals out there, they're still dumb as fuck.
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>>729188840
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>>729185736
Came here for gore, what now?
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>>729188777
Yes, doesn't mean the smell great, you fucking window licker.
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>>729188805
>cats
>loyal

You literal fucking spastic
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>>729188796
Turbo?
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cats look after themselves, take care of pests (rodents), don't need much maintenance, etc.

dogs shit all over the place, need constant attention, make a lot of noise, can't clean themselves, etc.

I know which I'd choose
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>>729188835
Damn mother fuckin right I'm right.
>>729188841
Your beagle will die in 4 years fgt
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>>729188977
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>>729189215
cate/7
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>>729188939
Look at that ego at work Mr know it all. Pathetic.
>>729188998
Obviously they dont smell like flowers and sunshine but most of them certainly do not stink.
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>>729188946
You're a lying faggot. We've established that, now kill yourself you mentally ill gaylord.
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>>729189166
nah, it wont.
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>>729189087
>I know which I'd choose
Yes, that's because you're a lazy fat cunt that can't deal with people.
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>>729189301
You're dumb as shit. GTFO
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>>729189395
And you're probably a load, annoying idiot who won't shut the fuck up.
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cats destroyed a blackbiard nest in my backgarden and killed the chicks, so i killed the cat. lel. some poor faggot is crying his heart out now his moggy isn't coming home.
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>>729185736

aitism?
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>>729188167
/Thread
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All OP asked is what kind of man has a cat as a pet. You faggots are arguing, which suits b, but you guys are fucked. Grow up. Go outside. Get laid. Stop arguing like cats and dogs
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>>729189490
That's all you can think to say? Who's the real idiot lol
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>>729189547
Bit rich coming from a mentally ill tranny
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>>729189753
>Who's the real idiot lol
People who own cats
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>>729186086
You are the stupidest fucking idiot
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>>729189762
Yes, keep assuming. That will certainly make you look smart. LOL. Bunch of idiots in this thread.
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>>729189852
Faggy, low quality bait
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>>729185736
>"STOP HAVING PETS THAT I DON'T LIKE!!!"

saged, faggot. Also, cats are better.
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>>729189310
>>729189311
Who gives a shit what kind of pet i have!
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>>729189741
>Stop arguing like cats and dogs
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>>729186124
My cat was the nicest thing youd ever pet, had him for 13 years and he bit my neighbours kid last year for no apparent reason, please explain that
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>>729189741
Suck my nuts faggot. You probably don't even have a pet.
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>>729189947
No assumption, it's pretty fucking obvious.
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>>729189953
true though
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>>729190054
Again. Low quality bait. Get a life
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>>729190054
Who cares
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>>729190059
Oh yeah totally. Fucking idiot lol
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>>729190168
mentally ill tranny
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It takes a dog guy to get a woman.
It takes a cat guy to keep one.
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>>729190117
>>729190162
Pet-less samefag
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Cats are badass predators. Like little panthers walking around my house. Patrolling and shit. Never once seen a mouse in a house with a cat
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>>729185736
No one has a cat as a pet. Cats keep humans.
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>>729190248
Keep trying buddy. You almost lvled up from cancer to newfag!
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>>729190346
You have no idea how wrong and gay you are
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>>729189681
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>>729185736
Fuck this Bait!
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>>729190374
You should seriously considering killing yourself. You have nothing to offer, and your smelly fucking cat will hopefully die too.
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>>729190433
buried it in the woods. foxes probably got the carcass.
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These are my 3 awesome cats. They are the best.
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>>729190350
Yes, every house without a cat is overrun with mice.
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>>729190413
Shut up pet-less cancer samefag go back to /v/
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>>729190548

nice
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>>729190548
Would love you batter them to death with a shovel. Then slash your throat.
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>>729190548
you should try getting some friends.
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My snowshoe is my video game buddy.
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>>729190643
>being this much of an edgelord faggot

don't you have homework to be doing?
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>>729185736
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>>729190643
All for stating they like a animal
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>>729190616
K
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>>729190688
Who wants to be friends with a mentally ill tranny with smelly cats?
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>>729189395

People generally aren't making a fucking racket all the time, jumping up at you all, pestering you for food, whining and whimpering, shitting and pissing everywhere. I think I can handle people just fine.
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>>729190730
>being this much of a mentally ill lonely catfag

Don't you have an arm to cut?
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>this entire thread

saged
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>>729190350
never seen a mouse in a house at all because im not in poverty.
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>>729190847
>I think I can handle people just fine.
Clearly not
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>>729190942
I have two arms to cut, actually. Get it right nigger
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>>729190042
that bitch had it coming. disrespected the cat in some way for sure.
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>>729190994
Can you cut them at the same time?
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>>729191063
Yes, I have evolved
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>>729190484
This whole thread has nothing to offer. You actually are stupid aren't you? Keep posting and proving me right. Fucking gold. Not the smelly cat guy btw.
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>>729190977
Thats not how any of this works. You know this is an 18+ website, dont you, little kid?
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>>729191133
t. smelly catfag
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Some one that likes cats I gess I'm more of a dog gye or birds I don't see what people see in cats I'm not a fan of them
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>>729191199
Dogfag
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>>729191199
Oh you reply fast eh? This must be the high of the day for you. You also repeat a lot of the same things, guess your brain can only comprehend so much.
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>ITT: dogfags trying to boost their self-confidence and pseudo-superiority with shit-tier bait
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fucking summer already?
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>>729191133
>proving me right

You're a deranged, lonely mentally ill faggot who substitutes people with cats because you cannot deal with people and the complex emotions they have, instead sit in squalor surrounded by felines who you think love you, but actually wouldn't care if you died. You simply exist to feed them.
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i love cats, reply and ill cut myself
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>>729191327
paki
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>>729191404
This. /b/ has always liked cats more. ALWAYS. This new gen always has to ruin things. Sad.
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Spotted a beta faggot>>729191404
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>>729191424
>thinking cats are incapable of love

so how's it feel to be retarded?
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I'd get one if I wasn't allergic. Pretty easy to maintain. They could be interesting to watch. Tbh tho I don't own any pets, too poor to afford a companion of any kind.
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>>729191493
You're obviously new here.
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>>729191536
Man I've never heard that one before, I'm sure devastated
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>>729191424
I don't even have a cat. I honestly can't believe how stupid you are. Every damn post you say something more and more stupid. This is fucking great LOL
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>>729185736
I have both and am currently trying to get them to fuck. Any tips? Male Maine Coon and female Beagle, if that helps.
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>>729191554
How's it feel knowing your cat would piss all over your corpse the day you pluck up the courage to slit your wrists?
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>>729191137
that is how it works actually.
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>>729191404
>shit-tier bait
The amount of replies would suggest otherwise.
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>>729191678
That's not even an argument, faggot. It's just blatant ad-hominem.
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>>729185736
>be me
>be with my now-ex wife
>she wants a cat
>say no
>whines begs and pleads until i give in
>we get a cat
>I promise the 5-year old daughter of the family we got it from that we will take good care of him forever
>2 weeks later she's tired of it and wants to give it away
>tell her that's not how pets work and you dont get rid of one like some toy you're tired of
>keep cat
>fast forward a few years
>get divorced
>get stuck with cat
And that's why I have a cat, because I don't break promises that I make to little girls.
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>>729191656
>this damage control
kek

>b-b-but i don't have le cat
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>>729191728
But everyone knows it's bait. If people know it's bait, you've failed.
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>>729191663
>I have both
Both what? Are you struggling to understand the words in the OP?
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>>729191815
>It's just blatant ad-hominem.
Yes, in response to a blatant ad-hominem, you fucking dumb spic.
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>>729191908
No, I just want them to fuck and jerk off to it. Any tips?
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>>729191975
It's not ad hominem, faggot. I implied that cats ARE capable of love, which is my argument.
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>>729188805
Not to mention cats have the freedom to run away if they wanted to because they can jump fences, unlike dogs. Yet they remain with you. You leave the door open for a dog and the moron will run away and probably get run over by a car lmao.
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>>729191876
>keep replying to bait
>i-i-i know it's bait though pls believ
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This entire thread is cancer. You faggots fell for it. So much samefagging, enjoy yourselves.
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>>729192039
>"so how's it feel to be retarded?"
>not an ad-hominem

You worthless fucking deranged tranny freak
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>>729192067
I'm replying to the bait because it's fun to me dipshit. It's amusing.
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>>729191818
>He still thinks he's trolling me
Epic baits. Wonder how many times your mom dropped you on your head. One sec while I grab my imaginary cat.
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>>729192165
>So much samefagging
Yes, people make more than one reply in a thread.

How new are you?
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>>729185736
>what sort of man has a cat as a pet?
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>>729192176
>cherrypicks one phrase out of my entire post
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>>729192045
>they can jump fences, unlike dogs
Yes, no dog has ever jumped over a fence.
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>>729185736
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>>729192249
Namely, OP is trying mercilessly to defend his moot point, but at the end of the day nobody will give a fuck. Useless in short.
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>>729191699
Nice dubs, but your lack of experience in life is showing
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The people that don't like cats always seem to be the same people that treat them like they're dogs and can't tell when cats want to be left alone.
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>>729192233
>i-i'm not triggered, pls believ
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>>729192236
>this
>damage
>control
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>>729192290
This is your entire post, you fucking stupid cunt>>729191554

Do you actually know what an ad-hominem is?
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>>729192545
>This
>Guy
>Can't
>Take
>A
>Hint
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>>729192386
>55 posters
>200 posts

You haven't put much though into this have you?
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>>729185736
The sort of man who loves pussy
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>>729192452
Or people with meaning relationships with friends and family that don't need to substitute those bonds with the false emotions of a cat.
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>>729187130
A neckbeard weeb
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>>729192752
>this
>faggot
>has
>a
>smelly
>cat
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You cannot kill this! Its cuteness is too great for you, OP!
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>>729192644
Except you don't seem to grasp that not my entire post is ad hominem. Once again, as i fucking said, I implied that cats ARE capable of love. That is an argument, not purely ad-hominem.
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>>729192951
would love to stomp on its head
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You guys are fucking sick, why abuse poor animals for the sake of your entertainment?
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>>729193081
It's still an ad-hominem, you fucking stupid piece of shit.

Do you actually know what this is?
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>>729193082
faggot
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>>729193178
cats are for faggots though.

the world would be a better place without either of them.
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>b-but cats are for lonely betas!!!!!!
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>>729193082
No you wouldnt, cause i would break your fucking pipe cleaner arm off.
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>>729193443
yes i would, then i'd cut your fucking throat, you thick nigger
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>>729193413
he's the very definition of a lonely beta. and he's a faggot too
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>>729193586
>trying this hard
>implying he hasn't slain more poon than you will in a lifetime
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>>729192917
Hmm... Well this is boring now. I need someone who doesn't have the thought process of a 5 year old. Literally

>yeah cats are pretty cool and clean
>TEH RANDOM BAITS AND TROLLS LEL

Obnoxious little boy mentality. Do you know what mentality means? If you're gonna bait at least be smart about it. You're way too obvious. You're not "baiting me" kid. Also learn how to speak with more than 10 words lol. Cute that you're trying so hard for me tho.
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>>729193679
>being a fucking faggot.
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>>729193732
>getting this ass blasted over people not liking his mangy cat
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>>729193272
Not at all, they are cute as hell and they are good companions
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>>729193732
You've done nothing but chew on his bait all through this thread. Why don't you just walk away if you're so enlightened?
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>>729193998
>they are good companions
For people who cannot deal with the real world
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>god likes cats

dog fags BTFO, abandon thread
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>>729186853
This.
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>>729185736
most guys i know keep a female largebreed around to fuck. can't get a dog pregnant while they watch porn and it can't tell.
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>>729194117
>nigger
>has a cat

What a surprise
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>>729186124
Cats are literally for bitches
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>>729193732
You seem pretty baited tbh
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>>729185736
i have a cat
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>>729194210
he can't be a nigger, he's actually intelligent
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>>729193983
Borrrriiinnnnggg
>>729194080
Eh, I'm bored at work. I know exactly what this kid is doing. I'm just going along with it lol
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>>729194348
>I'm just going along with it lol
He's baited you throughout this entire thread. Strung you along and you're trying to make out you're in control?? Nah.
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i have a cat, a dog, a guinea pig, and a humming bird comes all the afternoons to drink sugary juice so i claimed that fucker too as mine.
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>>729194348
>being this triggered about a fucking cat
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>>729194553
>being this triggered that somebody likes a cat
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>>729194497
Literally just explained why. Why does everyone assume they know best?
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>>729194553
Still boring
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>>729194348
So you're at work getting anally ravaged on a bait thread about cats?

Hmmm.
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>>729185736
Birds are cool
right?
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>>729194615
Because you're unconvincing and your desperate excuses simply do not wash. Anyone else getting as baited as hard as you have would have walked away by now.
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>>729194762
I'm at work wasting time yeah. You're a waste of time, that kid is a waste of time. Get it? Like, actually get it? Take the hint.
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>>729194671
>still a catfag
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>>729194960
>Take the hint.
Indeed you should.
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>>729194883
Yes I'm sooooo baited. Omg. Sorry I forgot you know everything about a random stranger. Better watch that ego before you start sounding like that other idiot.
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>>729195038
>Didn't take the hint.
Lel
As close as you guys will ever get.
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>>729194960
>>729194615
>>729194348
>>729193732
>>729192752
>>729192236
>>729191656
>>729191133
>>729190374
>>729190168


How fucking assrekt is this fag? Christ Almighty!
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>>729195175
Yes, you should take the hint. You've been chewed up and spat out ITT. Just leave.
>>
A man who got one for his daughter you virgin cucks.
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>>729195086
>>729195175

>being this fucking triggered
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Why is this thread still going holy shit.
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are you faggots THIS insecure about what pets you own?
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>>729195504
because some cat autist is sperging out after getting constantly baited.
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>>729195226
Still boring lol
>>729195307
Nah dude, I've come too far. I'm in too deep. Funny you didn't get what I was trying to tell you. Thought you were an actual /b/to for a sec.
>>729195394
Sorry I don't get triggered by internet words, or anything internet related. That's what stupid people do. It's ironic too because you replyed to me LOL
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>>729195983
>Sorry I don't get triggered by internet words
Yes, your responses in this thread certainly do come across as someone who isn't easily triggered.
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>>729196120
Yeah it could come across as that. Take it how you will. Don't care either way cause I know I'm right lol
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>>729187642
this
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>>729196285
>Don't care either way
Of course you don't, which is why you've spent most of this thread desperately trying to convince people you aren't being baited and failing.
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>>729196441
Nah just wasting time at work. As I've stated before. Arrogant man children everywhere today lol
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>>729196662
Yes, so you keep furiously saying, but no one believes you.
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>>729196430
i didn't know James Dean was a beta
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>>729196662
>>729196285
>>729195983
>>729195175
>>729195086
>>729194960
>>729194671
>>729194615
>>729194348

how fucking mad is this asshole?
>>
>>729196638
What part of my reply did you not understand?
>>
>>729196843
>manlet who died like a mug aged 24

defo a beta
>>
>>729196750
It doesn't matter weather you or anyone believes me. It's a fact. Is it that hard to comprehend? I don't feel like going in circles here.
>>
>>729196975
>beta

yeah he probably banged more women by 24 than you will in a life time, but he sure is beta!
>>
>>729196957
The part where you quoted OP with a response that had fuck all to do with the question asked, you fucking cretin.
>>
>>729197046
he was a gayboy though.
>>
>>729185736
A faggy, lazy one
>>
>>729196996
Of course it doesn't matter, which is why you desperately keep trying to persuade people you're calm and reasoned, despite everyone being able to see what an angry loon you are and how easily wound up you are.
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>>729196856
I'm so mad
Reeee
Or whatever stupid memes you guys say now
>>
>>729197375
the meme is real. you're one triggered fucking faggot. i bet you take your anger out on the cat, you sick tranny cunt.
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>>729186086
My lil' nigga Oscar is a total rebel AND a bitch magnet.
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>not owning both
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>>729185736
I hated all animals until i had a daughter she loves the little things all kinds of animals.To that cat dead means nothing to me but i think what if that was her cat what if that was something she loved and i am suddenly filled with sadness and for that anon you will pay you will suffer the death of a thousand deaths and your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply.
>>
>>729188805
>Highly intelligent creatures
Kek, good one.
>>
>>729190357
nice >>>reddit meme
>>
the only good dogs are german shepards, huskies, or any type of big lovable but maintained dog. Cats are also cool, but i'd rather have a cat than a small faggot anklebiter dog like little cunt terriers
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>>729185736
a cool man who gets laid.
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>>729197328
You can keep assuming and be arrogant, but you'll always be wrong. Keep trying tho, very entertaining. I'll just assume you think you're smarter than you actually are.
>>729197552
And you're still boring
>>
>>729198060
>>729197328
That was meant 4 u newfriend
>>
>>729197577
I love it when you post in animal threads, anymore pics of that fine pupper?
>>
>>729198060
Being smart doesn't come into it. It's not as if this is rocket science. You've been baited continually in this thread and your only response is "n-n-no i haven't". Fucking embarrassing watching you get so triggered tbqh.
>>
>>729198300
Sadly none that are small enough to upload to /b/ anymore.
>>
>>729190350
>Pebbles are badass, they are like my own personal mountains, thats why I collect them.
Cats are lame. I would pick one over a dog cause they dont requiere maintenance, but come on.
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>>729191420
For real, its earlier and earlier every fucking year.
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>>729197577
aren't you the same dood that rides around with the dog and drinks beer while listening to audiobooks?
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>>729198468
Or later, if they're in the southern hemisphere.
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>>729198342
Oh but it does come into play. A smart person wouldn't assume, you're too arrogant. Most arrogant people are dumb. Were going in circles here now. But please keep telling a stranger what they know and don't know about themselves. Fucking cringe lol
>>
>>729198851
>Most arrogant people are dumb.
Indeed you are. Probably why you're so easy to bait and wind up.
>>
>>729185736
Dogs are for people that like having a stupid animal they can train to be their slave.

Cats clean themselves, shit in a box and bury it so it doesn't smell, and make next to no noise. They're not your slave, but the fact that they come to you for attention when they want it makes the attention that much better.

Cats don't need you, they're not some cock extension like your nigger pit bul you keep chained up in your backyard unfed and angry to appear tough because you're actually a fucking cuck.
>>
>>729199055
>Dogs are for people that like having a stupid animal they can train to be their slave.
OP here. I never mentioned anything about dogs. The thread was about the sort of man who owns a cat.

What part did you struggle with, and why are you blabbering on about dogs, you fuckwit?
>>
>>729191678
You're dead who the fuck cares what a pet does? I'd expect my cat to do the logical thing and move on.
>>
>>729199055
>doesn't smell
burying it doesn't stop it from smelling you silly cunt
>>
>>729199246
Shows how much it loves you. lel
>>
>>729199055
>Cats don't need you

Actually they do you fucking cuck
>>
Kill all cats and their faggot owners
>>
>>729199191
he was prly bit by a poodle as a toddler
>>
>>729185736
one that's not compensating for his little manhood
>>
>>729199055
This is something that dogfags will never understand. Cats are independent, and when they show attention it's amazing.
>>
>>729198986
Keep going in circles. You have nothing else to say? I guess you're brain cant comprehend much, being stupid and all. Lol
>>
>>729199789
>and when they show attention it's for food.
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my lil nigga
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>>729199843
My brain can comprehend that you've been well and truly BTFO in this thread and done nothing other than show how thin-skinned you are and easily baited.
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Fuck cats.
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>>729199872
Your ignorance is showing. Picked up your dogs shit today?
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>>729199997

Hey, hang out with your cats shit in a box for a week in your home?
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>>729199997
>m-my cat truly loves me, pls believ
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