ITT: Things you think only you do. >I take my shirt off to

>cut my nails and sniff them for awhile

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>>729173611
>I take my shirt off to shit
i take my shoes off if its going to be a big one

Shower with the light off
became a habit because I grew up in a house built in the 70s that featured a bathroom window.

>sit down on the toilet to piss because i cant be bothered to lift up thw toilet seat

>>729173759
I sometimes sniff under my nails when they're dirty.
It's fucking rancid.
I have no idea why I do it.

>>729173789
You wear shoes in the house?
What kind of cunt are you?

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>>729174152

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SIT DOWN AND WIPE MY ASS.

FOUND OUT OTHER FAGGOTS STAND TO WIPE THEIR FUCKING ASS... DISGUSTING FUCKING PLEBS.

>have a heavy, thick, swampy-like but dry fart sitting down
>ballsack keeps it locked down for awhile
it's the simple things in life

>>729174152
no asshole, at work, i dont shit at home

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>>729174640
>I don't shit at home

>>729174831
so i dont have to buy tp

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>>729173611 (OP)
I have a designated butt bottle.

>tend to either get swamp-ass or tear my anus when wiping too much
>too cheap to get a bidet
>poke holes in the cap of a water bottle and use it to hose down my shitter after taking a dump
>mfw always feeling nice and fresh now

>>729175309

Creative!

>>729174449
I do both because I'm fat and I can't get all the way across either way. This only started recently as I've gotten fatter. Wat do

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Play RuneScape without cheating.

I dont drink my own water i just fill some bottles while at work

i dont shower at home either

>>729173611
You're me

>>729174831
>Not getting paid to shit
>savages

Cover every single window in the room with a pillow before I masturbate

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YOU SHOULD USE A SHOWER HEAD THAT IS DETACHABLE AND SHOOT IT UP YOUR ASS TO CLEAN. IF YOU CANT DO THAT BRING A CHAIR IN THE SHOWER THAT YOU CAN LIFT A LEG AND SHOOT IT UNDER YOUR ASS TO GET OFF THE SHIT.

TRUE STORY

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>>729176415
>>729176529
samefag

>>729173611
sometimes ill fart into my hand and smell it. why? im not too sure.

>>729174152
>take your shoes off goy

>Brush teeth while pissing in the sink

>say goodbye to my bonsai tree before I leave for work

I get naked and slav squat on the toilet to poop. Can't fully empty my bowels without doing that

>>729173611
I put my boxer shorts on backwards and poop through the dick hole.

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>>729175683
Same dude get on a diet. I've lost 13lbs already do it

>I have my girlfriend spread her huge asscheeks and pancake slap them on my face before I go to bed

>>729175683
What >>729177161 said. I've been trying to lose weight too, and counting your calories alone works wonders. Also, exercise. Do pushups against your kitchen counter if you're too much of a fatass to do normal ones. Three reps of twenty every day, that's piss easy and it's a start toward building muscle so you can exercise more. Swim if you can, because then you're basically getting a full-body workout - I did a hundred laps almost every day back when I was still in school and for a while I could eat basically anything because I was burning it off faster than I could put it on.

>>729173611
I do that when I fap, then just cum onto my stomach/chest.

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>>729176582
>samefag
I POST TITS FAGGOT. MY ONE POST DID NOT HAVE TITS. PROBLEM FAGGOT. GO BACK TO LOOKING AT DICK PICS FAGGOT.

>>729173611
Holy shit, OP. I do the exact same thing! Put the shirt over my head so it's on the back, or I take it off.

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I poop naked, even at a friends house. If i'm in a public bathroom i'll just pull my pants down but its really uncomfortable and i barely shit.

>>729176858
My brotha

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>>729176858
in your own sink? in your house?

I also piss in the sink. It's the perfect height and saves water.

>>729173789
!!! I do this too!!
Ever since I've been a kid I prefer to be as close to naked as possible to poop.

>>729173611
I use the predator technique to masturbate. I always thought I was the only one doing that

I only clean myself and my room when someone is going to see me

I take my shirt off to shit, too. I';ve always had this fear as a kid that my shirt would fall down behind my arse as I squez out the turd and it would wind up getting on that. So I take my shirt off to shit.

I also find that when I fart or shit, I always find my arse is sweating brown about half an hour afterwards. I find two squares of bog-roll folded between the arsecheeks does a nice job of stopping me from having shitty butt sweat after the most minor of tasks.

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>>729176348
>cover windows
>with pillows

>>729173611
if I'm at home I do this. when i'm fully naked, i can just focus on the grunting. this is especially important if it's a giant or difficult shit.

if it's a public restroom, i ALWAYS take the time to rip off some toilet paper and put a nice layer over the surface of the water where my poop will land (to avoid splash) and then double layer the seat. I use the first toilet paper for the water surface because some cunts do stuff to the last tip of the toilet paper.

>>729174640
so you take your shoes off in a public restroom?

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>>729179809
not exactly, its only one shitter, like pic related

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Sucking warm creamy logs from Andy Sixx's ashole

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>>729180533
mah nigga

>>729180533
>>729180645
samefag

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>>729180747

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>>729181151

>>729173611
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

>>729173611
>>729173999
>>729178608
>>729178800
I also do these.