> be me > 15 > overweight at 235 pounds lard > never

Go

> all glass walls
> see the principle and Josh both looking at a computer screen facing towards them
> Josh has the same look that hitler did when the soviets surrounded stalingrad
> just think to myself that he is in trouble for throwing food or some shit like usual
> sitting in 7th hour learning about WW1
> already know everything about WW1 so i don't really pay attention
> principle walks through the door
> too busy drawing shit to notice him
> somebody taps my shoulder
> its the person sitting next to me
> gestures to the principle
> he is pointing at me and bends his finger for me to come
> get up
> walk with him to the office
> this is not going to be good
> body feels like sand
> he just tells me to sit in his office
> i do
> there for an agonizing 15 minutes
> principle walks in with a police officer
> FUCK.exe
> police officer shows me a bag
> its the bag that Josh handed to me
> principle tells me about how someone told the principle that Josh had weed
> Then john gave me the bag full of weed
> principle checks the cameras and sees the exchange
> and now here i am
> tell them i didn't know anything about it
> too late, josh already told them that the weed wasn't in there when he gave me the bag
> that cock sucker
> Josh actually lawyers up
> get sent to behavior intervention for 4 weeks
> pretty much one step down from juvie
> sit in a stone walled room with a mirror that they can see me through
> do school assignments and their assignments all day long
> its absolute hell
> the pro to it is that i get way ahead on my school work though
> Luke had side with Josh
> so yep
> im in behavioral intervention for 4 weeks
> i now have no friends again
> and the whole school thinks im a drug dealer
> there goes my first impression to the new school
> 4 weeks later
> parents get a divorce because of money issues
> now we have even less money
> i don't go outside much anymore so i gain a bunch of weight

cont?

There's no good way this could end,
But yeah, keep going OP

> the chads don't want me
> the pot heads all worship Josh so they all believe his story
> even the losers don't want me
> my life is officially fucked beyond repair
> start to develop anger issues
> doctor tells me to start going to the gym to release anger
> tight on money so i end up making this deal with a local gym
> i mow their lawn for free membership
> they accept because im 15 and they see im a fat fuck
> relieved to see that none of the chads from school go here
> however there is a girl from my school there
> ive noticed her before at school but never really cared
> she was a solid 10 in my book
> brunette with straight hair and decently sized other things
> when i saw her i almost just wanted to leave because i am not worthy
> also don't want her to see me struggling at working out
> or for her to tell the whole school that the fat lard drug dealer is working out at the gym
> i go to the gym on monday, tuesday, and friday
> she is only there on fridays
> i start working out
> person who works at the gym named Travis starts to help me with my form when lifting
> gym does help let me release anger
> but every friday i end up fucking up my workouts just because of the presence of this girl
> i don't have any friends so i decide that a healthy lifestyle cant hurt
> i start going full on healthy mode
> i don't even know why
> i'm not even sure if its because i want this girl to like me or just something else
> eating more vegetables than meats
> start working out whenever i have the chance
> no friends, so not a busy schedule
> on my time off the gym i ride my bike around the trails while listening to music
> spring is coming up
> losing about 5 pounds a week now
> some of my shirts from last year start to fit again
> actually starting to keep up with the unfit adults at the gym
> get addicted to runners high
> start running a shit ton
> that was really a kickstarter

Continue.Continue

> lost a total of 70 pounds in the last 4 months
> now only 180
> that is the lowest it got, but i started to gain in muscle mass
> summer
> during the summer i got lean as fuck
> actually start getting a defined chin line
> get a hair cut
> have brown hair but during the summer it gets very sun beached and turns dirty blonde
> had been watching alot of danny duncan at the time so i got my hair like his except it was shorter
> decide i need to get tan
> saw my mom do it once, so i lay in the driveway with no sunscreen like a tard and get a big ass sunburn everywhere
> once is all peels off under it is tan skin
> nice.png
> don't have abs of anything but i'm lean
> decide to go to the pool
> at the pool
> people from school are noticing that its me
> the fat drug dealer
> but there she is
> the girl from the gym is laying on a chair on the other side of the pool
> she has sunglasses on and a bikini
> NICE.png
> must have been filled with hormones or something because i just start walking towards her without even thinking
> what am i doing
> before i know it im standing close to her chair that she is laying in
> "Hi."
> fuck i just initiated a conversation that i cant keep going
> she turns her head towards me but i cant see her eyes because of the sunglasses
> "Uhh, oh. Hi. You're the guy at the gym on fridays.. right?" she says
> she lifts her sunglasses up to her forehead
> "Yes thats me.. I was just.. wondering if you.. wanted to-"
> she interrupts me
> "No, I don't want to smoke a joint with you.."
> oh fuck i'm compromised
> cant think of anything to say
> "Im just kidding anon! I know what really happened." she laughed
> how does she know?
> im so confused right now
> she must have saw my confusion so she continues
> "My dad is the cop who talked to you. He says he knew that you were telling the truth."
> finally, someone who knows what really happened

>>729167913
Good for you, any more story?

>>729169171
moar

> "Wow.. Everyone else thinks im a drug dealer or something."
> she cuts in again
> "Actually, everyone outside of Josh's little circle knows the truth but everyone just doesn't want to talk to you because you act kind of lurky at school."
> so this whole time i was living as if it was me against the school
> while everyone knew the truth..
> "Seems to me that the whole incident only made you better. I mean like look at yourself!"
> she takes a look at all of me
> thats enough to make me go almost insane
> "You actually look. well.. Hot now."
> i couldn't fucking believe it
> did she just call me hot?
> visibly blushing because beta tard
> "I-.. Well-.. You-.. Well.. You also-.. loo-"
> she cuts in again to finish my sentence while im blabbering
> "You think im hot too, dont you anon?"
> all i can do is nod while taking all my energy to keep my eyes at her face
> "I thought so. You think you're sneaky when you look at me at the gym."
> busted
> i just want to get outta there before i do something beyond retarded
> i try to be chill when i talk

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>>729167913

OP this is great, please cont.

MORE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MORE

>>729169649
This is a fucking good story bro.

op here

the story is typed out but it keeps saying its spam so i have to wait

please cont please cont

>>729169810
Try writing some random sentence at the end and some symbols or something. Normally works for me

So obvious OP is posting replies to his own greentext.

>>729170058
What if your post is one of them?

>>729170058
nope

>>729170058
>11 unique ips

Yeah sure he is

>>729167913
Share more OP. Don't be a fag and ruin it. This is actually a good story.

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>>729170058
>anon is jealous of OP

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Please include me in the screencap

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>inb4 the girl leaves him then he kills himself

>>729167913
Is this girl too young to sign up to this dating site? http://www.swingeer.com

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>She gets on the floor.
>Everybody walks the dinosaur

op here

4chan wont stop saying its span

What the fuck.

>>729170058
point and laugh friday

>>729170590
Just pos it as a pic

Don't let this die OP

>>729171003

4chan wont stop flagging my post as spam

Bump

Keep this thread alive

It's dead. Maybe this was OPs plan all along. THIS IS WORSE THAN EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

OP here

>gril is super hot starts feeling my peepee a little bit
>i tell her to stop since someone might see
>i see some policemen looking at a clipboard and pointing at her
>they walk over
>they handcuff her
>she gets deported
she was an illegal Mexican immigrant

Good on you OP, shame you can't cont

>>729171062
split the post into 2 different posts or post it on pastebin or something

>>729171062
Try cutting the story up some more instead of such big posts

>>729171133

NOT OP

>>729171062
Post it as a pic, fking autist

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>>729171133

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>>729171133

Awe come on,

>I thought 4Chan_Greentext was going to pick this up on iFunny

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>>729171719
>iFunny

https //pastebin com/khzp1VcA

cant even post the link.

fuck you 4chan.

op here. 4chans spam system is complete utter trash.

>>729172062
I still enjoyed what I read

>>729172062
Just some up the story then. I've got a strong feeling you're bullshitting

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keeping thread alive

>>729171947
any more to the story?

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WHERE'S THE REST OF THE STORY

bump,
dont die on me

>>729172393

i tried to finish fast because i thought the thread would delete.

4chan has the shittiest spam detection system ive ever seen before. I cant even post a link or anything.

Im really fucking pissed right now because how could you make such a useless system? Jesus fucking christ.

>>729172062
LOL - I just tried to copy from your pastbin to here and it told me the same thing.

Bump, please don't die

Nice fucking going m8

>>729172573

post the pastebin link

>>729172777

https //pastebin com/raw/khzp1VcA

BUMP THIS

Bumptee-Dumptee sat on a wall....

>>729173053
i just posted it with pictures... fag

>>729172804
Oh bullshit

>>729173251
what bullshit? is your scroll wheel broken so u cant scroll up and fucking look?

That ending is bullshit

>>729173352
Unironically my scroll is not working

Sounds like Josh is a bit cheeky

>>729173352
No the story is bullshit. No way that happened

>>729173533
Fuck you

>>729167913
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

Well...

>FUCK

>>729172762
>15
underage, mods ban this fag

>>729173745
u know, ageing is smthng

>>729173745

>Was 15, not is... WAS.

screencap this before it is pruned

>>729173883
why? its a fake and boring story

>>729173945

so is every other greentext story

This is a shitty post that spent 90% of the time being boring as fuck then the ending was rushed in 2 minutes and was anticlimactic

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>>729173945

>>729174009
No they aren't

BUMP THIS SHIT