/b/... how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem? all

Dermatologist

holy shit dude get proactive

>>729161257
listen to this, OP, go to a professional

>>729161185

Cleanser. Toner. Exfoliate. Wash your fucking pillowcase and sheets. eat less greasy shit.

now answer mine

>>729160566

>>729161185
1. Dermatologist
2. Change your diet
3. Exercise to a fuck ton and build a hot body
4. Learn Braille
5. Volunteer at school for the blind
6. Get girls to read your face
7. Missionary for the sake of reproduction

stop i keep seeing this shit thread everyday

>>729161185
Post the same shitty sob story everyday and get the pity from all of /b/
Self pity is uglier than acne. Be happy or kill yourself. Thank you.

>>729161185
benzoxyl peroxide 10%

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>>729161516
I KEKD

Why would you want a girlfriend with that much acne?

>>729161185
Try going to a dermatologist

>>729161185
Get a PS4, what the fuck are you waiting for?

>>729161185
wear a mask you retard

1. Go to a dermatologist.

or

2. Look into DIY dermatology, but you need to be careful af, really though, it'd be easier just to go see a dermatologist and get some prescription acids to destroy that junk.

Then you still have to find a grill and it'll take a while for it to clear up and you'll have some scarring, that's ok, just take care of your skin.

Try sleeping on a fresh towel instead of your pillow case. Wash that shit regularly too.

Everyone deals with acne to some degree at your age, you can find a bimbo, just be confident brah.

>>729161770

i am poor. :(

>>729161185
Isotretinoine, youre welcome

>>729161516
Upvote

Take a knife n get the acne off, injuries are hot

>>729161770

I'm waiting for the price to go down.

>>729161516
Upvote too

>>729161185
Why do you only have a ps3

>>729161836
Forget about a GF mate. Girls don't like poor kids.

>>729161851
>>729161185
Yeah I think it's time for you to get prescribed Accutane man.

I was on the tane for almost 2 years with skin not as bad as this. You better get fucking started.

>>729161516
my fucking sides.

>>729161872
Go work for your money. A PS4 will go down in price. A GF wont. And she's a hell of a lot more expensive. Take that from a 30 yo guy kid

>>729161610
I think he's a little past that haha

That is for after you do a run or 2 on the tane and have to do daily maintenance.

>>729161185
Just photoshop it

- cut back on dairy
- change pillow cases often
- drink lots of water
- get outside and get some vitamin D. If you live near the ocean, salt water is good for skin too.

If that pic is you, though, OP, that's severe, and a dermatologist will probably be your most effective route.

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>>729161516

Cut it off with a knife

Dont know how legit your post is OP, but there medications that have some side affects if youre willing to put up with that can seriously help your ass out. Dont be afraid to medicine amd regardless of the cost you should go through with it your quality of life will increase tenfold

>>729162010
Isn't accutane the one that causes flipper babies? kek

>>729161185
>ps3

Buy a ps4.

Get bitches.

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>>729161516

>>729161185
I want to cut into that face with a sharp knife
so
much

where makeup

>>729162421
Yeah if you're a chick and also pregnant. See a doctor, they ram all the risks down your throat 1000x. It won't fuck up yr sperm/balls. It WILL make your skin dry, make you depressed, take away your appetite, make you lose too much weight, and probably make you depressed as well, but it won't fuck up yer ballsack. It's worth it btw.

>>729162895
Just to emphasize, it will make you depressed

>>729162010

i dont have insurance. how much is that medicine going to cost?

>>729161185
This is a chemical/harmonal imbalance problem in your body, and that's the way you have to treat it.

Stop eating junk food, period, drink water, and start running. You need to flush your body of all that shit, even start taking amoxicillin (penicillin) for a little while.

I used to have bad acne when I was younger, I just treated it once and for all like it was a disease and got rid of it, I havent had more than single small white head at time in years.

>>729163000
It's insanely expensive too iirc, I don't have acne, just worked in retail pharmacy for a bit.

>>729163000
No insurance? Shit son. Get on nigcare or something. I dunno how much the total cost was, but for each booklet (18 pills?) It was a $15 co pay for me. You take 1 pill a day, for 8 months a run. You would probably need 2 runs.

look into eating organic

>>729163000
Also nice trips

>>729163142
kys

>>729163014
It's not that way for everyone. Sometimes your sebaceous glands are just too active. I was on antibiotics for over 6 months before I was prescribed the tane. It did next to nothing for me. If it does for OP, more power to him, but it was time wasted for me.

>>729161185
good god i wanna plan on your head.

>>729161185
>how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem?
You don't. First you need to get that shit cleared up, then you can look for a GF. Right now if she touches you she'll need a roll of paper towels to wipe away all of the grease she'll have on her hands.

>>729163000
rip. accutane saved me and its expensive as fuck. im in canada tho so i get it free.

>>729161185
you answered your own q op. get a girlfriend *with* acne problem. then you can both be pizzafaces together

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>>729161185

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>>729161185
Hey Pizzaface...no gives a flying fuck. this is the hundredth time this shit has been posted. do yourself a favor and kill yourself.

Wash your fucking face everyday. Jesus, that shits rough.

>>729161185
Happiness is not for everyone. But if acne is your main roadblock, go to a dermatologist and be ready to invest some money. It's gonna need actual effective treatment, not some bullshit creme from the store.
While that is in progress, think about yourself and your interests. Even as a couple, you still live your own life mainly.

>>729161185
Shaving has got to be like a minefield am I right op

>>729161257
Agreed. This isn't just acne, it's a problem, but it does look curable. Dermatologist ASAP

>>729161185
accutane but you might get IBS or chron's

>>729164947
kekd

>>729166412
Knew a kid who got IBS. It goes away when you finish your run(s). Crohns I think is only if you have a history of bowel issues prior or in your family. Only digestive thing I got which lasted was lack of appetite. I literally don't ever feel hungry anymore. I asked a friend what hunger feels like recently.

>>729161185
>>729161185
Squirt your face with vinegar daily, it will sting like a bitch but will most likely help, if it doesn't go to a doc. Lemon juice might be a better option but I don't know for sure, basically you want a strong acid that comes from something you know is safe to consume.

>>729166875
Bad advice. Don't do this.

Find a dermatologist, ask for isotretinoin, brand names include Claravis.
I had some acne and this stuff got rid of it all in maybe a few months. I know what it's like to suffer from acne, OP. This stuff works. Proactive and all that other shit doesn't work. Get the help you need.
Only downside is it makes your skin super dry and you might get anemia, but you'll be okay. ISOTRETINOIN JUST DO IT DOOD

>>729161185
christ...im sorry to say OP, but as you are, you dont get a girlfriend.

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same problem lol

>>729167458
This. Isotretinoin == Accutane == clavaris. Ask for it. It's worth it. Do it.

>>729168745
Only 10 times less severe.

>>729161185
https://youtu.be/ELREfFmYzGg

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>>729161185
Mabey this will help

>>729169073
i guees, still get pussy so i guees i shouldnt give a fuck lol

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>>729161516

acutane.. but i heard it gives strokes