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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIAh740aqoM
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have everyone blow into tube

i dont interpret the results

next
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keep gas out of water

Captcha related to my post
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>>729150382
I put lines together to make picture of house then make 3d photo from it then show to client
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>>729150480
Hi nurse. Show tits.
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I make plants more gooder
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>>729150382
have a tool to capture photons and make money from said photons
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>>729150382
i type some shit and get payed a lot
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>>729150382
I sell people liquids that destroy their already shitty lives. The best thing I can hope for a regular customer I like is to never see them again.
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>>729150649
Solar grid farmer

How did you get the initial investment?
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>>729150729
from photography
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>>729150382
I stop grandma from bumming around in her filth all day
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>>729150382
Get paid less than half of a livable wage to be yelled at by strangers.
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I tell little morons information, then they forget all of it
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>>729150382
graduate student... i get paid
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>>729150382
I drive shit somewhere to exchange it for other shit to drive back
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>>729150847
Cold caller?
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I make shapes on a computer that people watch
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>>729150983
Retail.
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>>729150382
I sit at a desk, take folders from the top of a stack and read it. Then i type on the keyboard and move the folder to another stack. Someone then takes the folder away and I repeat it until I go on break, take lunch then leave.
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>>729151015
Ugh. Right there with ya buddy. Fuck customers.
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>>729150963
UPS/Fed/Ex?
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I check to see if huge fuck off buildings are about to fall down. If they are, I can't personally do anything about it.
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>>729150382
Buy and resell
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i tell people where to put colors on a piece of cloth while they drink heavily
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>>729150847
>livable wage
Kill yourself you retarded faggot, we're drowning in more material wealth than at any other time in history, you're just retarded with money.

Learn basic math and stop repeating socialist bullshit mindlessly.
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I place, remove, and resurface the top layer of the tree corpses you're standing on.
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>>729151128
bingo, FedEx
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listen to people's bullshit all day long
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>>729151186
9/11 photojournalist
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>>729150382

From what show is this?
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I pretend to fix things that are not really broken...
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>>729150382
I explain to middle aged retards, by phone, how to use a fucking software they bought, used in Car Centers.

I can't explain this "badly" because it's already complicated enough
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>>729151353
stall mait&clean-up at the local rodeo
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>>729151421
"The IT Crowd"
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>>729150849
School teacher

I tell big morons information specifically so that they do not blind or poison themselves (or more importantly me).
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>>729151421
IT crowd
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>>729150382
i do precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
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>>729151465
nope
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>>729150382
Meat and cheese appropriation in a circular format
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>>729151421
IT Crowd
which is a good show, btw
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I break things then struggle to make them work again.
Smile at old people.
Sometimes drive over balls.
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I mostly sit in on boring meetings.
I spend much of my day preparing speeches for people who hang out with me for an hour and are relatively apathetic.

I sometimes help sick people.

I sometimes dump water on the heads of babies.
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>>729151425
auto mechanic
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>>729150480
You work for the parole board
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>>729151089
I've been trying to get out for almost three years now since I finished college. At this point I'm thinking of just getting my CDL or going to trade school.

>>729151213
I see your point, but I make $16,000 a year. Budgeting that out carefully MIGHT net me enough ramen to ensure I don't starve and an apartment in a part of town where I'm probably going to get stabbed walking to the mailbox.
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>>729150382
I repair the noisemakers that people use to make the noises that other people enjoy hearing.
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>>729151563
Are you an IT help desk dude? Drive over balls is throwing me off.
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>>729151544
priest?
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>>729151653
Instrument repair?
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>>729151552
pizza hut
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>>729151199
Pinots pallet motha fuckkkkaaaaa
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>>729151725
Mhmm
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>>729151563
golf course?
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I give really happy people some medications to make them less happy so they dont jump off buildings and sad people some medications so they will be less sad and jump off buildings.
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I burn stuff not really knowing how to exactly do it and if I put my mask awa I die.
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>>729151544
i make shit that doesn't fall down/break easily
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>>729151793
Psychiatrist?
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>>729150382
I put different metals and other materials together, so I can break them, so we can move air around in a way that makes people happy, better and longer than we have before.
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>>729151565
You're a priest?!
>on /b/?
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>>729151793
lithium dealer
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>>729151846
You're an engineer for some company
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I've been promoted 6 times this week and i don't even know what i do yet
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>>729151883
Life is funny sometimes.
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>>729151846
well, you don't work for apple
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>>729150382

Your shit, is my business.
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>>729151625
>le ramen XD
Are you a walking fucking subreddit?
Learn to fucking cook retard, you can clearly afford internet access.
>le apartment le bad part of town
Maybe you should move somewhere with lower rent and a lower population and lower crime, given that cities were always intended for working in, not fucking living in - especially not for low-skill laborers. You retarded faggot, either stop wallowing in self-induced poverty or stop fucking complaining about it.
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>>729151577
that used to be a trsuted proffesion, now its i get underpaid to fix things and yelled at because of unachievable time goals by people who couldnt do the job themselves
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>>729152007
Plumber!
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>>729151729
Goddammit
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>>729150382
I take shampoo away from people, but only sometimes
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>>729150382
I'm a retard running into a house on fire dragging people out.
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>>729152148
do you ever steal shit?
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>>729151905
nailed it
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>>729152148
Holy kek
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>>729152148
The noble and nepotistic profession of firefighting
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>>729150699
liquor store owner ?
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I decide if and how much money someone gets if shit gets fucked up
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>>729151421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavVSECkuZk
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>outside
>look into machine at equipment
>numbers
>inside
>math
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>>729151089
Yea fuck the gen population, am working in the storeroom now for shit wages just to get away from the fuckers.
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>>729152020
I can afford internet access because I'm living with relatives, and I don't live in the city so it's kind of hard to downgrade from where I already am. Also,
>self-induced poverty
You honestly think I'm not trying to do better? I've got job search tabs open as we speak, retard.
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>>729152301
Actuary
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>>729152074

Yeap.

Friends get pissed at me for what I do, because I followed a career that actually pays and has plenty of job openings for, they themselves go to college for like 5 yrs plus, can't even find a job in their field.

Now most are heavily in debt, working jobs that pay like 2 dollars over minimum wage.
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>>729152301
That's my end goal. Same industry. Same degree
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>>729152421
Meant >>729152350
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>>729152207
Kek no sir

>>729152247
Kek

>>729152247
Das it mane
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>>729150382
I put people into machines
making sure they don't die
gently tell them to fuck off when they're done
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Tell people how to fix their broken phones and computers
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>>729152207
Ofcourse they steal shit. When my house burnt down and they went in and put it out half the house was gone and my room was water and smoke damaged and the ONLY thing I never found was a wallet and my sisters ipad mini
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>>729152497
Tanning bed attendant?...
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>>729152497
Some sort of medical tech. MRI / x-ray or something
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>>729152339
He was talking about saving money not making more, because he's saying your wage is not at all unlivable.
You absolute retard.
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>>729150382
Make carpets for carpets
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>>729152552
>>729152553
not even close. It's not aa very good job
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>>729151565
How the fuck did a priest get to /b/
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>>729150382
I monitor a surface and the objects therein, I count to like 12 over and over again, argue with my boss, do whatever in the meantime
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>oil-soaked dough
>gottagofast
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>>729152497
Carnie?
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>>729150382
i drive a booboo bus
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>>729152573
Yeah, I'm also saving money. I put two thirds of every paycheck into an emergency fund, and you know what? Still not enough to pay for housing, let alone food and utilities. Point is, I'm trying to get out and get better.
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>>729152626
Dunno, just kinda always been here.
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I hear shrimp eat my shit.
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*taptaptaptap.......taptaptap...tap*

"fucking shoemaker"
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>>729152552
>>729152553
>>729152672
I work in an amusement park. I operate rides.
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>>729152020
Even a walking subreddit gets more views than you do
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Out in the ocean with my fat metal pipe looking for that lube.
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>>729150382
I sell industrial valves. I cannot make it sound any worse than what I actually do.
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I used to operate one of the most complex, enormous machines on the planet and keep it from literally poisoning the entire eastern sea board to death.

Now I have to listen to morons tell me information so I can regurgitate it on tests. Also have to put up with lots of talk about feminism and race and other shit that doesn't matter.
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>>729152020
Whoa! Somebody got sand in their vagina, the guy can complain all he fucking wants. Don't like it, change the fucking channel.Go to that informative site reddit, I believe there is a 4chan fan page you can go bitch on and troll at the same time
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>>729150382

People pay me to use stuff for a short time.
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>>729150382
I play with subs and google things when I don't know what I'm doing
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>>729152856
I worked with a traveling carnival for 3 years.....I understand your pain.
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Tons of people see me before they go to work in the morning.
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>>729152534
>>729152207
>be a teen
>have a bible in my room where I had a couple $50 notes sitting
>house burns down
>my room is smoke and water damaged to fuck but not much actual fire damage aside from the window area
>bible is ok but damaged
>check inside of it
>money not there
To this day I don't know if I forgot that I already spent the money or if someone took it. The money box I kept loose coins in was still there.
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I fuck with grain structure

pic unrelated
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click click click
fuck this I'm surfing /b/
crap there goes my life
click click click
it worked my job is saved.
click click click
just shoot me
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>>729153161
Starbux barista
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>>729152650
professional Skip-Bo player
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>>729150382
Bartender
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>>729153156
It's been 4 consecutive years already
I do some team management too
It's not that bad of a job but I seen worse
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>>729153213
Pictures like those always make me wanna kill myself, will I ever be in bed with a babe with an ass like that to sniff and lick on? :(
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>>729150382
i make alot of identical things for teachers
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>>729152990
whaler
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>>729153242
Tim Hortons
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>>729152534
>>729153185
What the fuck? I've been doing this job for 10 years and I've never heard anyone steal shit. Where do you live?
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I press buttons to make sure a white metal box doesn't explode in the next 5 years. I also use a stamp.
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>>729150382
I deny warranty claims on Semi Trucks.
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>>729153335
School secretary?
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I write running words
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>>729153335
Child cloner.
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>>729153121
I manipulate little plastic objects that cause many electrons to behave in a civil matter. Also play with gadgets that spray colors on very thin sheets of wood.
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>>729153335
you make chalk?
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>>729151544
>Engineering
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>>729153391
eh?
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>>729153533
One of santa's elves.
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>>729150382

> click click click click click
> "Hello"
> "Bye"
> click click click click click
> plonk
> whoooooooooooosh
> honk, honk, Whoooooooooooooooooosh
> fuckin red lights
> whoooooooooooosh
> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" chrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr chrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
> whoooooooooooooooosh
> click click click click click click click
> knock, knock
> "hello"
> "thx bye"
> click click whooooooooooooooooooooooosh
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>>729150382
when people are about to be dyeing i come to take there moneys but im super nice when i do it so dont spooke geriatrics
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>>729152663
pizza hut delivery driver? their pizza has the fucking greasiest crust, it's hear-attack-inducing.
>top kek at sanic reference
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>>729153121 -> Me
I also do this >>729151544
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>>729153599
delivery driver
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>>729153607
Mall nigger?
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I take things out of trailers to sell to the Chinese, and then get the trailers ready for people to put food in to sell that too.
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>>729150382
I bring people into a room and take stuff from them and try to put it into a box or some shit until they either die or we figure something out.
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>>729153710

close, but fuck it, WINRAR!

> bike messenger it was
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>>729153719
life insurance agent
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>>729153757
palliative care / nurse?
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>>729152990
Oil engineer? Can't be arsed to google actual name.
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I survey all that I can see to prevent shenanigans.
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>>729151425
AvE?
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>>729153757

You are a prison warden?
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get yelled at by people with 1/10th of my education and salary

try to make sure people you like more than me don't kill you
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I stuff dead people
literally
AMA
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>>729152797

One more hint:
99% of people in this profession are polish or portuguese
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>>729153909
Day care worker.
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>>729150644
DIE MONSANTO SCUM
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>>729153408
I live in Canada. But you cant tell me that people dont steal shit. Personally fuck whoever did that because it was in winter time a few days before my birthday. Also my car keys were gone that I keep beside it but the spare was still where I left it.
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>>729153878
perioperative mlt, less hospice more or
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>>729153599
someone who still uses an old aol modem
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>>729153993
No. Not even close.
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>>729150382

give people peanuts and pretzels in giant metal tube
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i cut wood and move horses
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>>729153963
Mortician.
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>>729154011
Border patrol.
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>>729154011
border patrol
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>>729154011
Bricklayer/Stonemason
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>>729153963
ever stuffed one with your cock?
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I talk to people in a comfortable room and occasionally have sex with them. The surrounding staff who take those people back to their rooms never believe in them. The job pays a six figure salary and I have a staff at my command.

If something bad happens, I have family who will make it go away so I can do whatever I like.
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Professional begger/slave
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>>729154146
Therapist?
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>>729152416
Its quite satisfying putting pipes together and making $67/hour in nyc when most people i know make less than half that doing more work. Its not easy and takes some brains but it aint rocket surgery either
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I calculate the shape of stuff, so the stuff fits the requirements, but reality always disagrees.
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I break stuff. Then I whine at people to fix it just so I can break it again.

It's like being a 3-year old and getting paid for it.
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>>729150382
i put pink goop on broke shit and make them good again so people can eat
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>>729153958
HR?
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>>729150382
I nearly burn pieces of dead shit and slowly kill a few hundred people every day.
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Push 1 and 0 around
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>>729154054
ding
>>729154108
Never did but yeah as they say, first week either you get aroused or disgusted
funny enough you don't get a lot of training for that in school
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>>729151071
You'll be replaced by a robot in less than 10 years
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>>729153757
MRI operator?
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>>729154108
Honestly, yeah. Its pretty hot, and no one notices or says anything.
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I maintain machines that harvest peoples money
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>>729150382
I literally sit on my ass all day and get free money
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>>729154231
Fry cook
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>>729154306

you are a nigger?
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>>729154306
black man
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I pretend to be someone i'm not
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>>729150382
I tell old people that you can't download RAM.
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>>729154201
black dildo designer
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I save some people from death
clean some peoples asses
and sometimes make sure they have a suitable couch/bed
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>>729154415
CNA
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>>729154415

you are a housewife?
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>>729154385
Actor
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>>729154375
>>729154380
Nope. White.
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>>729150382
i food wrap

cant really explain it any worse then that
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>>729154385
pedophile pretending to be a teacher
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>>729154516
fudge-packer?
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>>729154415
team tech/nurse specialty tech
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>>729154459

A nurse, one step up from that, good stuff anon
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>>729154516
assembly line worker?
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>>729151071
Fuck a office job must be horrible
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>>729151544
That's already a meme, you dip. Engineering.

Hey btw can I have a job? Recent ME graduate here. My GPA wasn't stellar but that's because disillusionment hit me like a fucking truck my junior year. I was on full scholarship because I placed top 1-2% on all tests in each category so I swear I'd be a good match, and I'll suck you off to boot.
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>>729154584
my GF is an ass nurse (colorectal)...lots of stories to go off of
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>>729154476
ding
>>729154550
no but I played one once
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>>729150382
I talk about Hitler and Roman Empire or about the language Hitler spoke to people who hate me or want to fuck me.
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>>729154398
Not exactly, but it will most certainly end like this.
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I move money other people gave me and when I give it back, they have more than they had when they started and occasionally there's a front which seems to do quite well.

Right now after a very successful year, I'm in a really great position. I'm not 100% sure I'm qualified for it, my wife isn't a fan and my son thinks its really boring but I'm having a great time and I love it, even if its really hard work.

I really think I can make a difference.
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>>729154584
I work in elderly care with heart failure, although I have to make sure that when they go home they have suitable stuff in place so they dont instantly end back up in hospital.
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>>729154670
history teacher
>>
I manage part of a big warehouse, I fix the fuckups of my incompetent coworkers and mostly work on the WMS
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>>729154692
I'm just going to guess a general financial adviser, perhaps for at risk demographics.
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>>729154670
/pol/ mod
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>>729154562
i pack meat and veggies in bread, but not fudge
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>>729151953
Jerry
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>>729150840
walk around building of dying people, hit things with hammer/ unplug and plug back in/ "add another screw to that"/ shutters cloged
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>>729154593
see>>729154919
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>>729155016
repairman in a hospice
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>>729154919
Subway doesn't have a fudge sub?
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>>729155016
Maintenance @ nursing home
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>>729155071
Oh god i hope not
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>>729155068
bingo
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>>729154078
Underrated
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>>729155114
that is correct
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>>729150382
https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=G9pHyYWplrw
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>>729155071
Actually they do, but i dont pack the fudge but its more like a spread
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I make metal things float
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>>729155339
ship builder
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>>729155242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9pHyYWplrw
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>>729155339
boat designer
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>>729150382

make fancy virtual blocks
make virtual real
test
repeat
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I make drugs for people legally
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>>729152663
Jimmyjohns
>>
>>729155405
Minecraft Youtuber/streamer
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>>729155405
i wouldn't call Minecraft VR a profession
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>>729150382
Pour stuff into other stuff. Try not to blow up building
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>>729150382

I make beds naked and give old mexicans women blankets.
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>>729153270
>Skip-Bo player
I had to look that up

Food scientist
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>>729155449
pharmacist or pharma research
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>>729155405
the CAT thing, whatever it's called..the engineer program thing guy..I don't fucking know what you guys are called
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>>729155449
pharmacologist
>>
i connect metal bits to other metal bits and then hide them in walls and tubes and stuff
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>>729155483
>>729155502

nice try but i don't think anyone is turning minecraft creations into actual objects
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>>729150772
Kek
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>>729150699
As one of those regulars, the feels right now...
>>
>Draw circles
>Make circles into squares
>Draw better squares with other squares in them
>Draw how to build squares
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>>729155569

close enough...product design and testing

I design the shit, build it, test it, repeat
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>>729155449
pharmaceutical compounder/chemical engineer
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>>729155544
checked.
i only said it cause i learned how to play last night.
kept having to count to 12, over and over.

tell me about what being a food scientist is like. I used to be a chef, but went back to school to get my degree in chemistry, so im interested.
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>>729155645

do you make instruction manuals?
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>>729153980
Co
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>>729155595
Are you some kind of artist?
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>>729154831
Its the presdent you goof
>>
I stop small business owners from trying to pull shit with the IRS, then get yelled at when I tell them what they were doing was illegal.
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>>729155590
plumber? electrician?
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>>729155763
no see
>>729155682
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wood butcher
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>>729155798
accounting consultant?
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>>729150382
I sit at home and they pay me for autism
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>>729154306
Bitcoin miner
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>>729155838
carpenter
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I sweep the motorpool and our area we use and on few very special occasions I launch high explosives through the air into empty fields
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>>729155794
Damn my tunnel vision, I'm going to take my half credit for posting that random pic though and a thank yah
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>>729155912
airport security (runways)
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>>729150382

I use cloth, wood, rabbit skin glue. heat it, smash it all together with a hammer and a nail gun. I wait and then I soil it with oil and solvents. then people look at it.

???
profit.
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>>729155880
You got it!
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>>729155886
Same.
>>
i make a thing that gives people the idea to come to a thing
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>>729156047
why are so many business owners retarded yet still successful?
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>>729156084
advertising
>>
i cut people open so i can harvest little babies
>>
>>729155985
artist (paint on canvas)

>>729156084
advertisement
>>
>>729156111
checked
>>
>>729150382
I make things, then make them hot for other people
>>
I make stuff that could kill people good enough so it doesn't kill people
>>
I pay people to make things for wheely things to go on and people to live and work in.
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>>729156169
chef
>>
>>729156206
chef
>>
>>729156111
You do anything long enough you'll succeed. 99% of success is doing the thing, even if the thing is not the right thing. Ideas don't change the world or even exist until you act on them.
>>
>>729150382
get paid to hurt children and sometimes pull out their insides
>>
>>729155555
>>729155571
>>729155699
yup, hospital pharmacy tech compounder
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>>729151697
kek
>>
>>729151565
Child molester ?
>>
>>729156238
safety engineer?

>>729156240
civil engineer or construction
>>
>>729153909
security
>>
>>729156238
antibiotics
>>
>>729150382
I put stuff in walls and ground so people can make niggers leave the house
>>
>>729156332
that's not a profession , that's a vocation - learn the difference
>>
>>729155804

yes
>>
>>729156303
yeah but they seem to not learn even after having been doing said thing for a long time
>>
>>729150382
i do stuff and they pay me
>>
>>729156381

Bingo! Civil engineer.
>>
>>729156400
security system installation
>>
>>729150382
ITS THE CURRENT YEAR
>>
>>729156111
Making money and having a good product is one thing, keeping in guidelines with the IRS and Dept of Rev is completely different.

On top of that, in my experience successful small business owners are all "self-made men", and that makes them hard to deal with when it comes to getting them to listen to advice.
>>
>>729150382
I play a non-rock traditional instrument in a band that plays covers. I get paid for this bullshit.
>>
>>729156524
john oliver
>>
>>729156276
close enough, i'm a baker
>>
This has been a fun thread
>>
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>>729156507
That easy was it?

>Its mostly motion sensors and cams
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>>729156534
yeah I guess its the stubbornness that's surprising
>>
Fill van with money, get driven around, browse /b/, drop off money, try not to get shot in process...repeat 10-16 hours a day
>>
>>729154302
Mechanic?
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>>729156602
if this wasn't /b/ it would have been much more difficult...all about context
>>
>>729156640
security escort for on eof those armored transport companies
>>
>>729156552
flute for Jethro Tull cover band
>>
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I draw shit on a computer, then some assholes go hang it in buildings. For Safety!!
>>
>>729156746
Bingo
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>>729155536
sometimes i heat it up or cool it down too
>>
>>729156813
chemist
>>
>>729156950
yep. organic chemist specifically
>>
>>729150382
I drink coffee and write in a strange language
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>>729157173
programmer
>>
>>729150382
>make vin diesel intelligible
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