Why is she the MC? The movies sucks now because of her. Is

Yes, it's always because of LBTQWERTY every time a woman is the MC. The jew boogeyman got you.

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>>729149507

>>729149621
You have to admit that she is placed there BECAUSE she is a woman.

>>729150033
Nobody's falling for it, fag.

Dude, getting upset at legbutts and women is so 2012.

Go find Shia Lebouf or something /pol/, christ

>>729149507
Because female protagonists are such a new concept. You genuinely must be young. There are certainly feminist agendas being pushed in Hollywood and gaming, but if you keep looking for them everywhere then you'll start seeing them where they don't exist. It's time to grow up.

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>>729149507
>the jews ruin everything

This. Always and forever.

>>729150616
i hope you get diarrhea tonight.

>>729150616
misdirection fail lmao
try a lot harder

>>729150616
>stop looking at things or you'll see them

optometrist alert

optometrist alert

>>729150932
You hope he gets diarrhea because you have baader meinhof and blame all your problems on women because of a cognitive bias?
enjoy sucking your own dick lmao

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>>729149507

>>729150932
Hilariously I actually typed that while taking a shit, and it's actually quite a runny one from too much wine last night. Jokes on you.

>>729151085
badder mein kampf indeed, old bean.

>>729151197
Don't talk dirty to me, pervert.

>>729149507

This movie suck because it's a rehash of previous star wars movies. The only thing they added is better special effects because we have the technology to do so.
She is a part of making this movie garbage, but she's not the only reason.

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>>729149507

The woman was fine but the movie was uninspired. It just does the same all over again and kills Solo for some reason.

Not the best movie I ever saw...

Obvious bait is obvious.

This is why girls pay you no mind faggot

>>729151337
That's a nice pepe

>>729151214
Trying too hard, defective.

>>729151289
Oh I will, and you'll fucking like it you dirty little whore.

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"Let this meeting of the He Man Woman Haters Club come to order. We will all now do the secret signal by which we will recognize each other out on the streets."


"Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRgz2sN6GTA

>>729151487
I'm not him but please keep going. This works for me. Say more weird stuff.

>>729151473
how sweaty are you mordecai?

>>729151898
Shut your disgusting little cum hole you bitch. You will only open it for the purpose of taking my cock into it you fucking cunt. You won't even make a noise and you gag on load after load being shot down your throat.

>>729151910
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>729152072
How do I ask my husband to say shit like this? This is amazing.

A mary sue

Because the director is only concerned with appealing to the SJW audience that care more about the race/sex/orientation of the cast than the actual movie itself.

>>729152160
I don't have a fucking clue. I'd never say shit like this out loud to a woman, I'd feel so awkward, far less my partner. I just thought it was funny since you asked for more.

>>729149507
shit movie tbqhf

>>729152594
Well, its kinda hot. Kuroki Tomoko af right now.

ITT: /pol/ snowflakes complaining because they left their echo chamber.

>>729152304
What's it like to be that insecure?

>>729152732
>>729152732

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>>729152732

>>729152807
Whats it like being a rocket scientist?

>>729152939
Good paying and fulfilling. No complaints.

>>729149507
>good movies are bad because I'm cool and different

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Daisy had to carry on because Felicity's overbite makes her unwatchable.

>>729151335

/thread

"New" Star Wars movies suck because they are just the same old crap with better resolution.

First 3 movies were 7-8/10

Next 3 movies were 5/10

These new ones are 2-3/10

They just don't add anything new to story. Same kind of story with just different characters.

>>729152693
Look bitch, clearly your man is a fucking faggot and has failed miserably to put you in your place. All this sass and back chat deserves nothing less than a good back hand as I force my thick cock into your asshole while you fight against it. That will teach you to speak out of turn again you useless piece of fuck meat.

>>729153194
Too gay, didn't read

>>729153192
Now that's what I call edgy!

>>729150208
You did goy.

>>729153310
>using edgy as an insult

>>>reddit

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Jyn's pearly whites reflect so much light she's impervious to light weapons.

>>729153343
>gets called on shitty bait
>lololol top kek, totally got you cuck!

>>729151335
>>729151337
>>729153192

this tbh...

>>729153194
Whoa... Jesus fucking christ. I got worried I might be a lesbian. Turns out my guy just isn't mean enough /////

>>729153361
>being this new

>>729149507
rogue one or tfa?

FUCK YOU SHES AWESOME

>>729153256
Yeh well... your face is too gay.

>>729153440
The fuck did I just say? Fucking Christ you bitch, shut the fuck up and get to sucking this load out of me already. I don't have time for all your fucking bullshit you slut. Eat this cum and shut the fuck up already.

Is it summer already? Or did /pol/ just get tired of sucking each other off and are instead now focusing on shitty bait?

>>729153392
That's not how things work.

>>729153310
Not him but what the hell was edgy about his/her response. Anon just stated opinion about these movies and I got to agree with him. These new movies juat kinda repeat the same story with new characters. Actually this is exactly what Force Awakens was criticized for. Repeating plot from previous movies with different characters.

>>729149507
go back to your safespace, stormfart.

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aeahhh....whats up doc?

>>729153833
Fuck that's cute. Got insta hard.

>>729150033

it's only 50% of the reason

>>729153592
Aaaaa... <3

>>729153491

Both suck. At least I think so. TFA was better than Rogue One tho...

>>729149507
But anon, the MC is the black dude.

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>>729149507
>Lazy plot/writing
>Forgetable, bland characters
>Cheap nostalgia galore
>No new world building (saving grace of prequels IMO)

I'm not even bothered by the fact that they MC's are a black man and a woman, I'm just bothered that they're shitty characters. No personality and mary sue out the wazoo.

BB-8 was neat though, from a robotics/electronics/model building hobbyist perspective though, even if he was just R2 Jr.

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Daisy is much more fuckable.

>>729153937
You better not be enjoying yourself you cunt. The fuck do you think this is? You're only here to take my load and nothing more, you don't get shit out of this exchange. Learn your fucking place slut or I'm going to have to shove this dick even further into that disobedient little asshole of yours.

>>729153597
/pol/ still suffers from PTSD after the temporary merger with /mlp/, they come here to cry and went now and again.

>>729153742
autism speaks

>>729154208
A-Ah, yessir..

>>729154208
>>729154461
double faggots larping like all hell let loose.

Daisy went to Tring school with my ex, they friends and didn't think much of her until Force Awakens came out. shit changed

>>729154208
>>729154461
kys faggot

>>729151335
Yes this

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I loved this movie!

>>729154461
Anyway I must go now, I hope you enjoyed that, it was oddly fun. If you like it so much then you really should express your interest in it more to your husband. If you don't it will just create sexual frustration and you'll end up fantasizing your way into a divorce. Get him to choke you a bit and shame you, if he's uncomfortable with it reassure him it's only while fucking. Hope you have better luck with it in the future.

>>729154613
>>729154755

I'll be sure to do that my friends. Appreciate the feedback ;)

>>729154815
ackxhuallyyh wasn't all bad tbqh anon-kun senpai desu

>>729151337
Kek, I live in Harlan am I gonna die?

>>729154835
I secretly want him to leave marks on my neck with his fingers but his heart is never in it.

Thanks anon.

>>729149507
She wouldn't be a bad protagonist if she had even a single notable flaw. Seeing as she's a badass scavver who's also a top-notch engineer and an ace pilot AND learns advanced Force techniques on the fly, yeah, I can see why people would look at her and think it's feminist pandering.

>>729154909
all good kind phagorth anon kawaii, take care and shit and such.

>>729154992
Her flaw is being an unbearable bitch

>>729151075
>Keep looking for things that aren't there

Faggot alert

>>729155213
I don't feel like the audience is "supposed" to think she's a bitch, though. It's pretty easy to tell when the writer doesn't want you to like someone, and she comes off more as a "le empowered stronk wymyn" kind of character than anything, because she's not allowed to fail and no one ever really calls her on her bitchiness in any meaningful way.

>>729154970
gf and i are into this type of stuff
Do something to make him mad. When confronted, tell him you need to be punished. If he isn't a brainwashed self-hating numale, he'll probably be into it.

I dont give a shit if the MC is female, black, gay or pink with blue dots... If they are well done character i dont give a shit.

But this bitch was so fucking perfect it drove me insane.

>speeks droid
>speaks wookie
>flys the falcon as good as if not beter then solo after 4.2 seconds
>%100 untrained in the force and beats a trained force user in a mental force battle
>kicks ass and takes names whereever she is at
>had to be caputred for plot point but had already saved herself when she was being rescued
>ends up rescuing her rescuers


You know what im willing to give her a pass for beating a traied saber user in a saber fight because the guy had taken a chest shot from a gun that sent troopers flying and had just put the smack down on token comedy relief black guy.

And said guy wanted to take her alive so was fighting at a disadvantage.

and thats just the tip of the iceberg.

>>729155529
Got it. Thanks anon.

>>729155531
I can understand her at least holding her own, yeah, since things were stacked in her favor. But she lost me long before that, back when we learned she was better at flying the Millennium Falcon than Han fucking Solo. I'm not even going to get into her using the Force to mind-control someone in spite of having exactly zero training, that's some Jenna Silverblade-tier shit.

>>729155531
>But this bitch was so fucking perfect it drove me insane.

If she was flawed they would have needed to put effort into character development and maybe tell a new story instead of a recap

>>729155531
>ends up rescuing her rescuers
Princess Leia did this too, you know.

.. and no, she's not perfect. Her major flaw is actually her being too self-reliant, too distanced and a supreme solipsist. She had to be taught humanity, throughout the story, and that is a great narrative in and of itself.

>>729156128
No, it's really as easy as not making her the very best at absolutely everything she does.

>>729156191
>had to be taught humanity
>could have traded BB-8 for huge supply of food
>doesn't because of humanity
Did we watch the same movie?

>>729156405
>could have traded BB-8 for huge supply of food
.. but didn't, because humanity? Not so sure bout that, see.. BB8 is not human, technically not even alive, and she's smart enough to know the droid is worth a shit ton more than those rations of food she's being offered. She turned the food down, because she thinks strategic and not only short termed tactic.

>>729156852
Droids are effectively sentient in this universe and people tend to treat them with some measure of humanity, yes. Your argument might work if she just turned the guy down from the get-go or tried to get a better deal, but this is the framing they used.
>get offered rations
>seriously consider taking them
>look piteously over at BB-8
>n-no, I'm good
You're clearly meant to think she's not trading him off because she's "better" than that.

>>729157294
hmmm... well, I'm not totally sold on your point, but you're a gentleman and a scholar, anon.

you argue well.

>>729153187
Shes cute af.

>>729157480
I wanna make sweet love to her face hole

>>729157450
Thank you. I thought you made your point pretty well too - it's not a bad case, just one I don't agree with.

>>729157577
thnx brah
I take we're both gonna see the movie, a shame we can't watch it together and go full in-depth analysis on it afterwards.

Easily the only good new character in that shitty film. Other than all the plot holes and Mary Sue shit she was pretty good. Why did they give er a hairstyle that shows off her massive forehead though?

>>729150616
This is a correct, concise, and reasonable response yo the aforementioned question.

You fucking piece of SHIT get the fuck out of this goddamn board you FAGGOT normie RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729157739
To be honest, Star Wars has never really been my thing outside of the original trilogy. The only reason I saw Force Awakens was because my family dragged me to it. I have fun taking movies apart after the fact, though, so maybe I'll watch it when the home release hits.

>>729153922
The other 50% is for the BBC

>>729158001
This. Mary Sues shouldn't overly display big forehead. They should only resolve everything easily to take all tension from the film so I as a dumb lazy viewer can feel comfortable. Also, a Mary Sue with small titties? Come on

>>729158002
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>729158002
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs in unison

>>729158220
>Also, a Mary Sue with small titties? Come on
You'd be surprised. Fanfic writers are actually starting to catch on a little, but only in the sense that they think taking their half-demon, half-angel, half-vampire fox spirit self-insert with three katanas and giving her mosquito bites instead of perfectly rounded K-cups will make their readers think she isn't a Mary-Sue.

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Daisy's little brown nipples... so hot.