>you are given 1 day to be the absolute dictator of the United

>>729147486
Rape a child

>>729147486
Can i declare to be the president forever?

>>729147486
Write a law that states I am the absolute dictator until I die, also being able to appoint the next dictator whenever I choose.

>>729147486
A number of things.

>I can now shoot the hawks that fuck up my chickens
>some sort of mandatory military service if you want benefits so we can get ultra stronk
>Legalize coke man.
>Kool-aide man commercials are a thing again

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>>729147817
this
duh

>>729147486
Concentration camp for Black people and sand niggers and also Gas chamber for Hindu

>>729147486
>all guns are legal
>all drugs are legal
>kill Dianne Feinstein
>kill gov. Cuomo
>everyone is required on year of service in the Army or marines (keeps the kids from being soft)
>2 if they go navy or airforce
>gays go do your thing
>mexicans will fight in a gladiator arena for citizenship

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>>729147486
>ship negros, beaners, chinks, homos, atheists, muslims, socialists, neo-cuckservatives, cuckolds, whores, criminals, jews and people on the wellfare roll out of the country
>only white men over the age of 40 with an iq of 100 or above that own property can vote
>restrict the government to the size it was in the 1700s
>no more federal government
>any violation of the bill of rights is unacceptable
Did i forget anything?

>>729148558
constitutional carry?

>>729148760
SHALL

>>729147486
End the war on drugs. Make weed recreationally legal, model it off of Colorado. All other drugs will no longer be criminal offenses and support programs will be offered in a way similar to sweden. Implement universal healthcare. Implement a basic income. There's a lot more but I'm a faggy phoneposter and I don't feel like typing it out.

>>729148951
So bankrupt the government and let junkies run wild. Got it.

>make low impact drugs legal
>remove hate speech laws
>dissolve private prison companies
>investigate huge social media companies for censorship and regulate accordingly
>enact term limits on all elected officials
>mandated video recordings of all lobbyist activities in relation to any elected official
>ensure that colleges funded by federal or state money must follow stricter standards of curriculum

>Niggers are slaves again
>mudskins are fed to pigs
>mexicans welcome, but no race mixing=sterilization
>sterilization of criminals
>no more welfare, instead forced to work for community at low wages
>White Man pay less taxes and are allowed to rape any woman from other race
>declare war to any muslimic country
>non white immigrants will get a microchip implant for surveillance

>>729148843
NOT

>>729147486
gtfo nigger

nazi oppose freemasonry

trymp support it and faggots

kill yourself

Assuming I can't make my stay permanent:

>abortion is now legal and some insurance plans might cover it but no federal funding will go to it.
>Weed is no longer illegal. Now it's lightly taxed across the country. More revenue for the state/country.
>military spending is getting slashed. Just in the R&D department, not throwing any soldiers under a bus
>healthcare is too big to tackle in one day so what's there, stays.
>lift some restrictions on gun laws BUT add more checks. Want a handgun? Gotta pass a safety and handling test at about the difficulty of a driving test. Bigger the gun, harder the test. You have to re-take the test every 2-5 years with the guns you own. Otherwise anyone of age can own one.
>gay marriage is legal, please don't parade to celebrate, just tie the knot and hate your life like the rest of us.
>wipe out the electoral college. Bullshit that blue voters in a red state, or red voters in a blue state basically don't matter. In the age of technology we can count individual votes.
>outline a simpler (not to imply better) tax code. Just making things clearer would be good enough for me.
>undo lots of religious protections and sanctions. You want to "practice" the fairytale you subscribe to, go ahead but you're paying taxes and following the laws just like us non believers.


Honestly I'd have run out of daytime by now but there it is.

us all the resources available to find out the location of all you fucktards on /b and have you sent to Gitmo to be buttfucked by aids infected chimpanzees