You have 10 seconds to prove to me ketchup isn't the best condiment
in the world. GO
>>729134592
people like different things, saying that's the best sauce is subjective and therefore not true
>>729134592
rarely use it. hot sauce though, all kinds, all the time
>>729134592
literally just salt and sugar
HP Sauce exists.
>>729134943
whats that
>>729134592
i'm sorry captain, can't do it
>>729134891
>literally just salt and sugar
>literally
>>729134943
Mahnigga.jpg
>>729134943
good taste anon
op here you guys are literally the most disgusting people i've ever met on this site. i mean hp sauce wtf!
Cum > Ketchup
>>729134592
Kethcup a shit compared to sweet chilly and actual tomato sauce homemade. Yes. Of course, it depends what you combine it with. I believe ketchup is quite versatile, but certainly not the best.
>>729134592
>>729134891
you literally cant see the difference
>>729135117
BROWN IS THE SUPERIOR COLOUR
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NUBIAN SAUCE OVERLORDS
>>729134592
Cuz it's not mustard
>>729134592
If you eat alot it kinda of burns ketchups will never beat the barbecue sause
>>729134592
Define ketchup. There are so many different versions and brands, that making a blanket statement like that is unwise.
bbc sauce is better
>>729134592
>>729134592
ketchup rules all it's not even a competition
>>729135713
fucking cuck
tabasco faggot
>>729134592
Tomato sauce is
>>729135713
>bbc sauce
>big black cock sauce
>>729134592
mayonnaise is the best condiment, not even close
>>729135756
I see another devotee of the curry wurst religion.
Of all the ketchups out there, curry ketchup is superior.
>>729135990
oh yea sweat smell and sugar taste, best combo
>>729135756
lolwut.
mcdonalds sells ketchup in germany?
what is szechuan sauce
>>729136086
Have you tried it? If not, don't knock it.
Sour cream is master race.
Pretty much anything is better than fucking ketchup though.
>>729136178
i tried the heinze curry ketchup, it was disgusting
>>729134592
yum yum sauce
Mayo on everything.
>>729136232
You need to try the Hela stuff. It's the superior curry ketchup out there.
>>729134592
Banana Ketchup. /thread
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_ketchup
Remove kebab
>>729134592
I for once haven't consumed ketchup in the last 2 decades. You love it? good on you.
Funny thing: there's a muslim guy on my team. He told me that when he asked for ketchup in a pizzeria, the guy (not recognizing his appearance and accent) said that it was the first time he met a non arab ordering ketchup on pizza.
>>729136369
Good answer. I don't use this much because Murrica, but it's fucking god tier.
>>729136402
the fuck
please go die
>>729134702
This
>>729134780
Hot sauce is nice af but I prefer some spicy bbq sauce
>>729136369
This has become so normal where I live, that you can get in regular super markets now.
It's great stuff.
>>729136092
Yep.
>>729134592
Any passata and/or agrodolce is superior to that smelly thing.
>>729136092
Hela Ketchup is so much better than mickyd ketchup though.
>>729136488
Where? I have to get it at a Slav market but fortunately I have a couple of those nearby.
>>729136577
I'm in Denmark and I think we've been able to get this stuff everywhere since the mid nineties. It came up here with the Turks back in the seventies, spent two decades being special in restaurants and then became a regular thing you can buy at the market.
You can better versions of it at Turkish greengrocers though, where they make it fresh every morning.
>>729134592
mcdonald's szechuan sauce is the best
>>729136735
you can get better*
>>729136749
/thread
>>729134592
there's no ketchup on a big mac.
check mate atheists.
>>729134592
BBQ Sauce
Tangy and better for you
/thread
>>729136369
This
>>729136933
Also this
>>729136749
>Something from McDonalds is good.
>>729136735
>where they make it fresh every morning
Fuck me man, I bet that's amazing. All I have access to here in burgerland is the stuff in a jar and I love it.
>>729136893
you know you can put ketchup on it
it makes it a better burger
>>729137173
You can't make a McDonald's hamburger good no matter what you put on it.
>>729137140
Do you live somewhere small?
Because it surprises me that you don't have a turkish deli nearby, I thought you guys had people from all over the world who owned shops with their food on sale.
>>729137173
no, if it would make it better then our lord and saviour ronald mcdonald would have put it on there in the first place you fucking moron. god is perfect and does not make mistakes.
>>729137293
No I'm in Seattle. There may be a place like this that I'm just not aware of. In fact that wouldn't surprise me at all. I think most of the kebabs live on the south side of the city and I'm on the north side.
>>729137400
Go visit the kebabs then, they tend to really like people who enjoy their food.
Back when I lived in London, I used to shoot the shit with these two Lebanese dudes who owned a 24 hour sandwich shop. I'd go there for something like a philly cheese steak sandwich, with ayvar on top, shit was delish.
Mayonnaise exists.
are you 12?
mayonnaise is the best
>>729137559
>kebabs really like people who enjoy their food
>philly cheese steak sandwich
lolwat
>>729137326
can you go suck some more clown dick?
>>729137873
It was their version of it anon, they didn't call it that, but I used it as a reference.
It was in long white bread, with beef and onions roasted together, with cheese on top and ayvar on top of that.
>>729134592
>ketchup is the best condiment
It tastes great with your chicken tendies that you eat right before your nap, doesn't it, OP?
>>729138388
yes
>>729138388
mmmm
>>729138388
Delicious
The other day I discovered that combining a smokey tabasco with mayonnaise is pretty fucking epic.
Still, ketchup is a great sauce, but there are too many good sauces out there. Can't pick just one, that would be retarded. Why pick one when there are so many amazing sauces to try out?
If I'm in the Netherlands or Belgium, of course I'll have mayo or fritesaus, because it's the shit. But in other places I might go for ketchup, sriracha, tonkatsu sauce, whatever suits the food.
We can all agree that Heinz is the best ketchup though, and that anything else is shit by comparison.
>>729138475
>>729138528
these people are impostors
>>729138598
yoppiesaus!
>>729138619
im a poster
>>729134592
Ketchup is for poor peasants
>>729138747
redundant, but i agree
>>729135973
Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting.
>>729139396
pleb
I m fag but mayo and fries are amazing
>>729139396
mayo is ok
>>729134592
mayonesia is pretty close
>>729140204
meyonasia*
shrimp sauce from hibachi restaurants is pretty dank
>>729137055
do you know the meme? you r&m?!?!?!?
>>729139396
i'd say that too if they only sold shit mayo here
BBQ SAUCE???
>>729134702
FUCK YOU MY FAVORITE THING IS OBJECTIVELEY BETTER IN MYU OPPINJUON
>>729140481
don't
he's not worth the effort
>>729141352
ur right, probs a newfag
>>729134592
it's not yellow mustard
>>729134943
>>729141474
>>729140481
>>729141352
fucking newfags get the fuck out of my thread
>>729134592
Mayonaise tastes better, its just personal preference.
Salsa is basically ketchup, but better in every way
>>729140238
mayonaise you mean
>>729136933
>BBQ
>better for you
>implying it's not the same thing
Most BBQ and Ketchup sauces are just a shit loads of high fructose corn syrup, some coloring, and bullshit to make it taste a little different.
How am I the first person to mention mustard???? There are dozens of varieties, they go great on anything with protein or carbs, and they almost always calorie free.
Some Seeds
Vinegar
A hint of salt
>>729142464
Mayonnaise you mean?
>>729142892
mustard is such an 80s condiment
meh
>>729134592
>be me
>visit new york city
>get hot dog from well known place
>ask for ketchup
>told to leave
mfw
>>729134592
Its got carbs in it. I'm in ketoses so i cant eat carbs.
>>729141948
nigger fuck off, ur a newfag, how do you not know what rick and morty is?!?1?
>>729140481
Yes I've seen Rick and Morty, no I haven't seen whatever commentary they've done on McDonalds.
>>729143533
honestly what the fuck? are you just angry or something? did your dad molest you? or did your girlfriend recently leave you? why are you being an asshole?
>>729143920
well its from season 3 ep 1, its honestly a big joke they did at the start and end, dont be such a little bitch OP
>>729134592
honey mustard exists
The only time it is acceptable to use ketchup is on fries and the only acceptable brand is heinz.
>>729144328
Pack your bags boys, thread's over.
>>729144263
I'm not even op, but I haven't seen that episode yet.
>>729134592
Ketchup is a fruit.
>>729134592
imeanithinkgravyisacondimentbutifnotimstillallergictotomatoes
>>729141822
B for butt sauce
mustard exists, therefor this is false.
sinep is a thing, as does sos, so yes, ketchup is not the best condiment, but is one of the most accessible and maybe even cheapest
>>729144584
omg watch it, ill link --> https://www.watchcartoononline.io/playlist-cat/154305/rick-and-morty-season-3-episode-1-the-rickshank-rickdemption
>>729134592
> Fuck Your Mom
> Fuck your House
>And your girl
>your life is play out like a Jerry Curl
> Are you Ready to die ?
> Sweet and sour FUCK THE WORLD ftw
OP, everyone knows szechuan mcnugget sauce is the best
>>729134592
...8 ...9 ...10.
>>729142969
No, menace.
>>729134592
Carbs.
>>729134780
/thread
op here why is this still alive
>>729134592
Try this brand of ketchup
>>729147067
YES!
>>729147907
cause OP is a faggot
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>>729134592
get on my level faggots
>>729134592
Ranch.