g'morning anon. hope u slept well. tell me why you will

cba

>>729134535
I get to see my daughter today.

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Because i got a job
a hot gf,
good friends
is all goooood

>>729134535
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

>>729134535
is this James Deen?

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>>729134690
why only get to see daughter today?

>>729134535
someone know original source or this gif? :)

my sister is having a baby and i dont want to fuck anything up

>>729134535
i am a virgin, 29, unemployed and live with my parents

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>>729134874
no.
no one knows.

>>729134791
If you paid $40 for that, you were ripped off

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the universe is too beautiful and shit

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>>729135006
that is gorgeous.

life isn't that bad; it would hurt people who care about me; I have no desire to die.

If you want to kill yourself, why not just start fresh instead. Make a list of all the stuff you don't like about your life and figure out what you'd have to change to address it.

Maybe you could join the military or something.

does liking petite girls 5'5 and under make me a peadophile?

>>729134535
Just waiting to see what will happen.

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>>729136275
no.
>>729136364
what do u think will happen ?

>>729134535
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
I have to go to work today

>>729134835
Sure looks like him and his sideburns.

>>729134535
Gf is coming over later, gonna fuck and snuggle, maybe watch some netflix, drink a bit of vodka. And we're going to an art show tomorrow, so idk, I'll probably kill myself on Sunday.

>>729136463

>>729134535

>I am Ill with fever and shit and therefor weak, Im not kuilling myself when Im not in my peak form.
>I had 2-3 mini heartattacks tonight and learned kinda to accept my exitence for the next couple of months (maybe).
>The reason Im kinda more depressed than usual is because a girl but she treated me like shit so I have the hope the the universe somehow compensates for bamboozling me AGAIN (second time in the past 3 months with two fucked up girls, why nuit?)
>Somehow I lost interest in smoking, maybe its some kind of turning point I need to analyze more b4 making descisions.
>My hair still grows and my dick functions
>My mom woukld not be able to take it

Too many reasons, really. I would love to be able to let things go, so if Ill be killing myself, than I hopw that the part that keeps holding on to things that are hurting me dies first.

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>>729134535

Why would i kill myself when i can troll the jews into kill me.

Cause my life is pretty dope? It's complicated and difficult, but decent. Plus I finally caved and got a fetishkitsch sub to feed my latex fetish.

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>>729137012
jesus?

Because I don't feel like it.

>>729134535
Fuck off with this same fucking thread every day you cancer causing faggot

Having failed an exam for the nth time, these days I barely find the will to breathe, let alone get up from the bed and find a way to kill myself and think of the consequences. It'll wear off eventually, and life will be back to normal.

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>>729137276
how are u today?
>>729137337
g'luck. i hope u past next time.

>>729134947
I wish I could take Bel Gris dick

>>729134535

Well, you started this thread with a gif of April O'neil, so there's that.

>>729137138
Sauce

Might get assistant manager position today lol

>>729134934
30 here. same. Not a virgin tho wtf

>>729134791
Some loud og

>>729134535
making bank. No commitments. No responsibilities. Awesome friends. Trump is prez. Good weather this weekend. Car passed inspection yesterday. Birthday is coming up. Stuffing my face with easter eggs this Sunday. My job cracks me up. Got a new keyboard coming in the mail.

Everything is awesome, and I can do anything.

>>729134535
>>729134874
https://www.tube8.com/hardcore/april-o%27neil-bathroom-sex/713261/

>>729134535
I have too many things to do... I never finish them to avoid a reason to kill my self. :-)

>>729134535
Same reasons as yesterdays:
- I'm taking an enormous shit
- I have appointment in 70 min

>>729134535
San Francisco is installing a 200 million net under the Golden Gate Bridge. Impossible to kill myself now unless I jump from net.

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Construction-to-Start-on-Golden-Gate-Bridge-Suicide-Prevention-Net-419371784.html

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>>729138131
glad to help.
>>729138416
no sauce.

>>729134535
Yesterday my wife gave one of the most amazing blowjobs of my life. She absolutely sucked me dry. I feel like I had to rehydrate afterwards.

Today I'm going to wall mount my kids tv's. Tomorrow I'm going to easter dinner at Mom's.

Why WOULD I kill myself.

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>>729141942
congrats on the great blowjob.

I have got one assignment to finish until 28th.

>>729136411
she look hot

>>729134535
Because I might get to talk to my crush today

>>729134535
Got:
Money.
Vidya.
Friends.

It's a good life we live brother.

>>729136187
holy shit sawse

>>729136411
anybody got a sauce for this gif ?

>>729134535

Whatever happens but I will allways have your threads.

>>729134948
kek

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>>729143231
See u tommorrow anon.

Because tomorrow's payday

>>729134535
I'm undecided, like every day.

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>>729144008
stick around.

>>729144235
>be me
>39
>no future
>career died in the economy years back
>since then slept on floors
>in debt 20+ grand to irs
>no sex life
>finding it hard to masterbate
>don't even like drinking anymore
>seriously considering ONLY outliving parents by 1 day.
>would prefer to have an hero last night.

>>729144235
Although I will say, those are some perky little tits..

Because people are home :(

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>>729144779
hope things get better.

Money

Because I'm finally starting to find a way out. Came to a the realization after another nasty breakup that the people i date and put myself around are more fucked up than i am. i do this because it seems easier to get along at first because misery loves company and all that, but it always ends up spiralling down to a new low in my and mental stability. I dont want to end up as bad as any of them and it's unhealthy to continue along that path.

Don't let those who have given up bring you down with them, remove yourself from those who share in your bad habits and you will lower desire to engage in them. We are all a product of our environmen, get out and start anew.

Jesus is watching

>>729145009
Thanks, I'd like to think they will.