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State you're job salary and age. I'll begin:

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 per hour
>37
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>programmer
>46k annually
>26
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>>729130072
Dog, no joke, it's so easy to make real money literally anywhere else. I know a salesman at the local P.C Richard's who grosses >$100k annually. That's not a joke or me speaking in hyperbole.
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Barman
$9.40 per hour
18
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>EE student
>2 bucks/day
>20
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>>729130072
Psychiatrist
~337k
41
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>>729130072
>I suck concrete slurry through a hose
>$10/hour when we have work.
>20
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>>729130072
>Wendys
>Chef
Choose one
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>>729130072
> Hired Recruitment
> $16.8 per hour
> 20
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>>729130306

Lies
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>Catering employee
>$4.56 approx per hour
>18

Also
>Webdeveloper
>Contractual (current: $25 per hour)
>still 18
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>22
>Direct marketing
>£40k
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>>729130072
>supermarket cashier
>$18/h
>23
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>>729130072
Cartographer
$16/hr
24
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Teacher
58k
23
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>>729130072
>Hobo
>0.01 per hour
>72
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> Programmer (web-dev)
> Lisbon, Portugal
> net 1770€ / month (1880$ / month)
>>
24
Full Stack Developer
$135 000 CAD/year + Benefits and stock options
All meals paid for
Free maid service
Free gym
100% match on RRSP up to $5k a month
They paid off my student loans
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>Graphic Designer
>£25k/yr
>20
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DBA
$90k
32
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>>729130072
>Shipping and Receiving at a bun company
>$15.44/h
>22
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>>729130588
> 28
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Stoner
20 to 30 bucks a week
22
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>figure study model
>$12 an hour
>19
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Respiratory Therapist
62k
25
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Programmer, 64k annually, 22. Switzerland tho, life here can be expensive
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> GPGPU programmer
> $94K
> 33
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>Project engineer
>€70K anually
>27
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>>729130595

Lies
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Auto electrician 160k/year 30
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>>729130696
he's a chink or an indian, I believe it
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Construction for movie industry.
23.35$ per hour
Just turned 20
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>>729130551
Shitty ass hobo. Hobos commonly pull upwards of $100 a day.
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Network Engineer
80k annually
27
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>>729130072
I could have sworn Wendy's chefs were paid 250k and had 11 inch penises.
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>Manager of little teahouse for hippies
>100czk/h ... around 4$/h
(above average for this country)
>27
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Every week with this god damn thread.

I genuinely hope you end your life OP
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>Jihadist
>my familiy will get loads of cash when my job is done
>somewhere between 12-45 years old
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>>729130714

Lies
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>software dev/general programming
>~$12k annually
>16
[it's not a real job, i do my best :(]
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>>729130891
>16
tits or gtfo
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>>729130891
Can't tell if b& or b8
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>>729130072
>two year-long Internship at a structural chemistry lab.
>$0 per hour, "experience"
>21
God fucking damnit
>>
CCTV, Alarm system and Access Control IT Technician
$40k yearly.
25
No schooling.
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carpet factory
$15
26
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I am job salary and age.
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>>729130980

>2 year internship

lmao, you're a fucking idiot.
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>>729130072
>Contracting
>95k salary
>23
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>>729130935
deal
>>729130974
nah not a bait
although it's not really a job, i sell programs i make on my own to people, i dont have a boss
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>>729130980
Fellow chemist here
no stipend or anything? What shitty company are you interning at?
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>>729130072

> 31
> AAA game studio senior developer
> 115k USD per year plus bonuses
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>>729130980

Lies
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>>729130072
>Chemical Processor
>$36.50/hour
>23
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>>729131144
Just because you don't have a boss doesn't mean you don't have a job. It's called working from home or being your own boss or any number of things. As long as you do it steadily and make money, it's a job.
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>>729130072
>Healthcare worker
>$20 an hour
>Usually makes $5-10 extra per hour because i work evening or night
>21
>>
>>729130072
>housewife
>husbands pay of 300k a year
>21
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>>729131172

Lies
>>
Im Donald Trump. I make billions. Im a fucking asshole too. Watch me Jew the world...bigly!
>>
ITT Mostly real answers and occasionally kids writing what they hope they'll earn in the career they want.
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>>729130072
>E-2 in the Marine Corps.
>make about $750 every two weeks.
>No bills
>0481, I give hand and arm signals to land aircrafts.
>20 yrs old.
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>>729130864
Mining
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>>729131615


ITT people who dont understand what salaries are possible with degrees, competitively moving companies and aggressive raise negotiation tactics and assume everyone is lying
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>>729131068
>>729131176
>>729131149
I'm a college student. I was required to get a position in a lab for two semesters as class credit. I just kinda liked it and stuck around for this year. It's a lab for the graduate school. I only got in because I met the head of the lab when he gave a talk in a class I was in. Thankfully scholarships had paid off everything except for this last semester, if they hadn't I would have left this lab as soon as I got my credit.
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>construction
>$800 a week
>19
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>product engineer
>73K with 8 hours overtime each week cashed out quarterly at 36.5/hr
>28
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> Drug Dealer
>£120k per year
25
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Job: Special operations weather technician (1WO52)

Salary: 25,509.60 (E3)

Age: 30
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>>729131674
I bet you are praising Donald Trump for that $150 pay raise, huh Marine?
Heh, enjoy WWIII. Kill some kikes for me.
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>>729130072
>English - Latvian translator
>5 Eur per page (250 words)
>page takes about an hour
>mostly translate marketing material and manuals for new products
>job sucks
>have no idea how to make proper money in this world
>26
>living with parents (which isn't out of the ordinary at my age here)
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>I just trade sex directly for food and a place to stay.
>24
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>>729131909
Will do, bruh and yes... All hail Donald Trump.
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>>729131765
So you are doing research then? If you like research look for research tech or lab tech jobs in uni's after you graduate. That's what I'm doing now, I'm a chemist (focused on biochem) working in a bio dept doing biochem. Not making as much as I would in industry. But I'm doing research and set my own hours
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>>729130072
>Peasant
>$3 per hour
>34
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>>729130536
Congratulations, you make 3x more in your low tier job than I do with my bachelor's in translation studies.
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>>729130551
which internet cafe allows a stinky hobo in?
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AI researcher
~230k annually, including benefits
26
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>>729130406
the fuck is that?
>>
Software engineer
72k
26
>>
Nignog Programmer
115k + Profit Sharing + Benefits
31
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>>729130072
Royal Navy Submariner, communications specialist in training.

£25,000/year. +£15 for every day at sea.
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>>729132146
Long story short I ended up studying Clathrin. I'm basically shifting from this lab to an evolutionary bio lab, working with Alligators. Seems fun and it pays. I'll get a part-time job for money then as well.
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>>729130072
>Chef at Wendy's
don't fucking lie to me, your a fry cook
>>
>Serial Entrepreneur in Silicon Valley
>no salary, yearly billable hours typically totals to $150K to $250K varying with stock options.
>late 40's
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>>729132568
>+£15 for every day at sea.
You get that at home port of on any Liberty?
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>>729132139
Been told they are phasing out the digital cammo since modern image processing can spot those uniforms in a long range camera in realtime now.
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>t-mobile salesman
>13,50€ / hour
>22

had to think for a second... age isn't worth remembering anymore ... :(
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>>729130072
>OTR truck driver (company man)
>50
>.39cpm (40K/year)

But of that 40K, I pay no rent, no mortgage, no house maintenance, no utilities, no car payments, no car insurance, no gas, no maintenance, no cable bill. It's all just money rolling in.
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>>729131909
>I bet you are praising Donald Trump for that $150 pay raise, huh Marine?
>Heh, enjoy WWIII. Kill some kikes for me.
Fuck off loser. This man is doing something while you are a keyboard jock abusing your free speech.
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>customer service
>16.50 per hour
>22
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>>729130072
>Oracle Developer
>4000 euro/month
>33
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>>729130072
>front of house at a Church's
>$11.00 an hour
>19
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>>729130755
>Construction for movie industry.
>23.35$ per hour
>Just turned 20
Union or independent?
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>>729130686
>Programmer, 64k annually, 22. Switzerland tho, life here can be expensive
Girlfriend?
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>>729132583
Cool I guess...I just refuse to work with animals, too much bullshit and microbes are easier to do research on. I do research on proteins that attach heme to cytochrome c. Its cool and I get to make GMOs and test for function but it frustrating being a chemist in a bio dept.
>>
>liar on 4chan
>99€/hour
>20
>>
>>729132905
Not true. We will be issued digital artic Cammies soon.
>>
Toyota chem lab tech
38.74/hr
always busy, OT makes it nearly 93K
>>
Systems Engineer
65/hr
34
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>>729130595
>Full Stack Developer
The most fucking abused label in software development. Unless you can solder, code FPGAs, burn firmware, write device drivers, schedule tasks in an OS, wire app event loops, socket code and do UI work, you are not full stack. You are just a poser.
>>
>>729130072
Gay Gigolo.
about $70-80K/yr
25

I get paid to let dudes suck my cock. You would be amazed at how many suits come around to suck my cock. I could easily make double but I like my free time.
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>>729133165
>Not true. We will be issued digital artic Cammies soon.
Good luck. There is image processing code out there that has been show to spot digital cammo really quick over conventional cammo due to the right angles printed on the cloth. Look it up on line.
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>>729133299
>Gay Gigolo.
>about $70-80K/yr
>25
How many are Chinese?
>>
>Masseur / Physical therapist
>16€/h
>24
>>
>>729133374
None
>>
>>729133333
Dem quints
>>
why do people keep lying in these threads?

you're a bunch of unemployed to my little pony fapping faggots.
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>24y
>working in warehouse
>20€/h
>working on weekend = 35€/h

>and i do shit, just telling people what to do
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>>729133164
>CEO of Major Law Firm
>5mil+
>21
(:
>>
State you're job salary and age. I'll begin:

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 per hour
>37
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>>729133333
Yep, right angles everywhere. But yolo.
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>>729130072
Galvanizing
40kish a year
22
>>
>not sure what you'd call it: own various bits of land being farmed, ranched, and mined
>last year was something like $573k after all was said and done
>24
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>>729130072
student
0
27
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>>729133425
where do i sign up?
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>>729133456
proof
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>>729132803
No, only when the sub is off port during operations. We get bonuses for long operations as well however.
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>Owner of Brewery €5k a month or so in profit, mostly reinvest into company.
>Part time English teacher €25/hr, work 3 hours a night, Tues-Thurs, pays for rent and food.
>24
>>
>>729133431
>assumes everyone is just like himself
>accuses everyone of lying about themselves.
topkek.
>>
>>729133333
And I have heard about this before, but it is not enough of a threat since in urban/woodland combat our uniforms are mostly coyote brown and flat OD.
>>
Profesional driver
26 an hr
~60k a year
24
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>>729132994
Received sir.
I try at least. Landing support is a cool MOS I guess.
>>
>English teacher (Japan)
>£2000 a month
>33
>>
>>729133533
I got started by hitchhiking and getting picked up. I was wearing short shorts at the time. The guy offered me $200 to blow me. So I let him.
I lived in the area so we kept bumping into each other. Next thing I knew, there were others picking me up and dropping his name. So I let them blow me too. It all kinda took off from there.

>how do you sign up? Just hitchhike in short shorts.
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>>729130072
>GNC store manager
>$12 an hour + commission
>26
>>
>>729133761
What's the going hourly rate? I'm in Spain and am >>729133575 this guy.
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>>729133501
This is THE most blatant lie in the thread.
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>>729133761
is it as bad being a foreigner in nipponland as I've heard?
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>>729130833
Mitchell?
>>
>>VP Sales
>>$345K annually
>>45
>>
>Maintenance/Clean Up
>$28/h
>21

my body hurts all the time and i wanna fuqn die lul
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>>729133656
>not a threat
>get told inferior equipment is a-okay don't worry soldier
Jesus fuck. Its gonna be the fucking headshot and humvee epidemic all over again.
>>
>>729130551
How do you make a cent, though? Aren't you jobless?
>>
All you faggots with 100k+ salaries,

what in the FUCK are you still doing on here?
>>
>>729133199
nobody solders directly anymore
>what is solder paste and a hot plate
>what is a wave soldering machine

burn firmware
>like removing stickers off Eproms and UV flashing them then putting into burner and remember not to use motorola format instead of intel for the old burner?
or
sending a file via TFTP to the unit while it's running?

not every full stack developer works for Grumman, but every oldfag here can do anything the interns can. Nobody cares about your butthurt
>>
>own 3 pizza delivery services
>200k-300k annually
>37
>>
>stage construction
>10€ per hour
>20

this is only part time while doing school and seeling some weed on the side
>>
>>729130072
>System Designer HVAC Controls
>$36/hr
>27
>>
>>729133937
I just do what I am told man, don't have a seizure over ir.
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>>729133919
you're a pussy and you should die
>>
join /b/ discord

https://discord.gg/3fNx6CE
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who NEET here?
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>semi-pro for overwatch
>$1k a month
>19
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>>729133838
Nah. I will however admit its all inherited. The ranch does buffalo, the farms fairly large but its doing soybeans so its safe but not a big earner, and the mine is mostly copper which is also a safe bet but again not that lucrative.
I work the ranch mostly as i enjoy it and have the mine and farm subcontracted though i do have to occasionally visit them.
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>>729133835
If you're English is good and you have a good Uni degree you can get ¥3000 per hour for private lessons
>>729133842
Hmmmmm there is no violence or any chance of getting mugged here....but these guys are quite backwards regarding everything.
if you're tall, white
Can speak Japanese then you'll do ok
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24, manager of a tourist catamaran in the Caribbean, 12/hr.
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>>729134003
Oh just fucking stop already.
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>>729134055
i will and youre probably going to as well

thanks
>>
>>729133945
Speaking for myself, I'm bored at work a lot of this has been a nice distraction for almost 10 years.
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>>729133668
$60K/year @ 26cpm means you're either half of a team or a lying pos.
$60K/.26 = 230,769 miles per year.

You personally only make $30K and you're running your ass off to do it.
>>
>>729133945
Presumably lying about their salaries...
>>
>>729134099
kek
>>
Claims analyst
45k
23
>>
Cement company driver
$86 an hour
19
>>
I'd love to see any of you lying faggots drop your linkedin.
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>>729130072
I do tarot readings on a little folding table on the street. On a good day I'll make $40-$60 for a 14 hour shift. On a bad day I'll make $0. On my best day I made $220. The pay isn't great, but fortunately it's not hard work to sit in the sun and smoke my pipe while I wait for querents.
I'm 48.
>>
>>729130072
> bridge maintenance technician
>40k a little overtime so a little more
>24
>>
>>729134157
I'm not lying
>>
>Systems Administrator at EA
>85k a year
>28
>>
>>729134107
What if I'm indian and have as average height?
>>
>>729134246
yeah, I'm sure someone is stupid enough to do that for a bunch of cringy retards
>>
Database administrator
103k annually
19
>>
>>729130072
>Wendy's employee
>chef

Pick one
>>
>>729134326

What could possibly be done...? They also, have to have a linkedin for any wrong doing to occur
>>
>Neuroscientist (postdoc)
>31,800 Euro a year after tax
>29
>>
>>729134317
>And have as average height
Depends if you have a nice English accent and are handsome. Otherwise you can probably work in or open an Indian restaurant
>>
45k salary
With OT translates to 63k last year
>>
Cosmetic Surgeon
3 mil+ a year
43
>>
Unemployed
$368/week
25
>>
>>729134395
what could be done? oh right, there isn't a treasure trove of PI on someones LinkedIn.

derp
>>
>>729134273
Here let me tell me your future. You are going to die a lonely death and won't be found for two weeks.
>>
>>729133842
Not him but in fact its quite fun.
Chicks there eat you up if you're america and everyone else gives you zero grudge if you speak fluent japanese.
Outside the cities is best for the whole chick bit but they eat up our media and its akin to a weeb meeting a realdeal jap. Openly dating is an issue however as most older gens don't appreciate it and view it as untraditional whereas the younger gens fighting against the highly restrictive and shitty traditional life style love it.
Just expect most people to be a little distant with you in basic interactions until they know you aren't some clueless idiot and speak their tongue.
>>729134053
You gotta be objective on these things man. They gave soldiers shit helmets and shit armored humvees and you guys paid the price for it until someone got wise and did a legal injunction. You can prevent that shit from happening by being openly vocal AHEAD of time about faulty equipment.
>>
>>729132193
>bachelor
>translation studies

what the fuck makes anybody waste years to get educated in "translation studies"
>>
Teamleader in medical Industry 27€/hour + holyday and Xmas Bonus (2x60%) 35hours per week
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>QA Lab Analyst at a chemical plant
>60k with OT
>I'll be 29 in June

There's only one person per shift plus a straight daylight guy so if any of the shift people take a day it's automatic 12s for the other two shift people. Not a bad job to gain experience but I'm aiming to make a move in less than a year for a more "desky" job away from the laboratory grunt work.
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>Gas station worker $9.15/hr
>Army Reserve make $300+ a weekend and over $1,000 on a 5 day or more orders
>Collect over $3,200 on VA comp a month for rest of my life

Life's good
>>
>>729134581
Oh, forget to say, im 31
>>
>>729134482
Life's hard when you are a parasite
>>
>>729130072
>youre job
>>
>>729130208
post your greentext faggot
>>
>Professional Neckbeard
>$20 pocket money from my mum
>Free food, drinks and snacks like cheesos, Mt Dew etc.
>Maid service from my mum
34
>>
>sysadmin
>70k
>33
>>
>>729134672
>job
>>
>>729134533
Probably. Doesn't sound so bad to me. I do what I want, when I want, and I don't need to make any compromises or apologies for the way I live. I paddle my own canoe and owe nothing to anyone. I don't think it's a terrible life.
>>
>>729130072
waiter at a diner, australia, 23, 22 an hour. Get cucked fags.
>>
>>729134373
database admin
at 19
>bullshit gravy on toast nigger.
>>
>>729130072
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch
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>>729134753
>FedoraMaster.rar
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>>729134119
Not him but that shits fairly lucrative. District managers can pull $25 in high traffic areas let alone actually owning the places. Now imagine owning three in a major city and i'm surprised its not more.
>>729134246
>how to get raided and have a big ass blackmark on your public face
>>
Dishwasher at a bar
10.05/ hour
17
>>
Taxi driver
50k a year (only pay tax on 20 tho)
26
>>
>>729134782
>second this
>>
>>729131276
nothing better than a girl who knows her place in life.
>>
>>729134624 va comp for what?
>>
>>729134794
I own three vintage fedoras and look good in them, as a matter of fact. Even the teenyboppers on /b/ have grudgingly admitted they suit me when I've posted pictures of myself.
>>
>>729133942

not sucking that dick for free my man
>>
>>729134624
You can't collect VA disability and drill wage at the same time, retard
>>
Professional gambler
Anywhere between £0 and £20k a month
24
>>
>Professional Male Escort
200 - BJ
500 - 1 hour
2000 - 1 Night
1000 - BF experience
>24
>>
>>729134666
Not a parasite you retard

I am collecting unemployment insurance, as in money i already paid the government

If you don't file for unemployment after you get laid off you are letting the government waste your money
>>
>Operations Manager
>92K last year
>41
>>
>Warehousing
>$30ph - $50ph depending on time then heaps of other shit on the side. Make approx 2k-3k a week.
>26
>>
>>729133471
>>>729133333
>Yep, right angles everywhere. But yolo.
Yolo. I see what u did there
>>
>C# Programmer
>$91k
>32
>>
>>729133945
It's nice to keep in touch with the plebs.
>>
>>729135015
No you don't
>>
>>729134624
You're gonna lose that comp qualification if they find you're making a wage and they won't be giving it back you dumbass.
>>
>Waiter
>161 NOK/h excluding tips (18.90 USD/h or 17.70 EUR/h)
>22
>>
>Sheriff
>70k+ year
>26
>wife still makes more than me
>wish I can bring home the bacon.
>>
>Hospital Security Officer
>$15.15 /hr
>22
>>
21
Truck washing in the UK
£110 per day,
Work 6 days a week
>>
>art handler
>45 hr
>25
>>
>>729135194
You don't get tips
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>>729135244
Fuck off back to Poland pitior
>>
>>729130072
I wonder how many conservifucks I'm going to piss off.

I'm an unemployed widower and father of 2 minor children. Together, our survivors benefits total $1550/month. We live in state subsidized housing and receive $480/month for that. We collect food stamps totaling $395/month.

My oldest child is autistic and I'm a deaf former aircraft mechanic, so when he turns 16, I go on disability which will be about $33/ month less than survivors benefits. When my son turns 18, he will automatically switch to disability too. We'll be living on state aid the rest of our lives.
>>
>>729135241
I know the Security struggles. Did security before becoming a cop. Security guards can be sooo under paid and under appreciated at times. Some security guards are just completly retarded.
>>
Exploration Driller (Diamond Drilling)
$4800 Every 2 weeks (13hr days)
30

Shit's fun. Travel to work everyday in Skidoo or Helicopter
>>
>security
>18 hr,10 hr shifts
>27
>>
>>729133299
sounds like a busting profession
>>
police officer (Australia)
80k + overtime etc.
26
>>
>>729135304
>>"state aid"
don't you mean you will be in a state of aids
You are a disease and society needs to purge you.
>>
>>729130072
>chef at Wendy's
>chef
Shut up fry boy
>>
>>729135269
on cruise ships?
>>
>>729135276
I work at an upscale restaurant, not some "eat all you want" buffet.
People usually tip up to the closest 100kr note.
>>
Pharmacy Technician
$23/hour
35
>>
>>729135334
My state passed a law stating that any profession required to carry a gun cannot be paid minimum wage.

So all the armed guards in my state get paid 5 cents over minimum wage.

Some shit is so retarded that it just can't be made up.
>>
President of the Free World
A lot of money, I make a lot of money. I love money. I am very greedy. Greedy for America.
Not too old, but old enough to know what's best.
>>
>>729135404
Fuck you pig
>>
>>729135549
shit. glad im not working in your state.
>>
>>729130072
>supervisor at a call center
>$10/hour
>25
>>
>>729135586
Fuck you criminal scum
>>
>>729135586
i think he's a kangaroo actually.
>>
>>729135207
Does she strap it on and fuck your little ass too? kek
>>
Factory worker
$35 an hour/Casual
About to be $29 an hour on contract.
24
>>
>>729135586

were you that little black cunt i smashed into the pavement last week?

da fuck outa here nigga
>>
>>729133945
A. Bored at work. My animals free range and sometimes i get shit done the day before so its just me doing basic shit with 30 minute breaks here and there.
B. Shut-ins and social anxiety sufferers exist in all tax brackets. Being a high-earner doesn't instantly make you into some alpha ladies man dripping in pussy just like landing a girlfriend won't cure your depression or societal disenfranchisement.
C. storm took my cable lines down or else i'd be running Crota's for my fucking eidolon right now. So its just me and my phone or i could read some manga in a dark ass house or heaven forbid go outside in this heat.
>>
>>729135549
Where I live, cali, armed guards are lucky to see more than 12 an hr. It's a big ol undercut fuck fest here. But because of it, it pushed me to where I'm at. Worth it. I feel there should be a law making it where you can't pay armeday guards under link 15, it's expensive as fuck just to keep your damn cards. Any guard for that matter. Bonus points since cali requal for the firearm permit is...is beyond stupid.
>>
>>729135304
Not sure why you would settle for that, but to each his own. Best of luck
>>
>>729135665
I make roughly $100k a year because I do 12 hour shifts, 4 days on 4 days off and a little bit of overtime.
>>
>>729130072
>Fire Alarm Tech
>$15.00
>20
>>
>>729135682
>A. Bored at work.

/Thread.

Really quiet today since it is good Friday
>>
>>729130072
>23
>software dev
>£40k britbong money
>>
Boiiii get in here boiii https://discord.gg/NE7zZ2j
>>
>>729130072
https://discord.gg/ZdjwRzr
>>
>>729135718

Sounds like Aerospace
>>
18
Salseman
14.5 and hour + decent commission
>>
Comms technician for a mine
124k Monday to Friday 630 to 3pm
29
>>
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>>729135149
Okay lol..
>>
>>729135704
California is such a fucking shithole it's no wonder people who can are leaving, being replaced by low wage slaves.
>>
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my mom's titty
milk
1
>>
>>729135059
So do I. ;D
>>
>>729135420
What's really gonna fry your noodle is the fact that I converted over $30K into cash and made it all disappear to qualify for food stamps and housing subsidies. I still have it, invested in a trusted relatives name. I intend to use it for my younger boys college education. And because we look poor AF on paper, he will qualify for state and federal school aid too.

Both my kids are on the free lunch program.

You're just pissed you don't know how to work the system.
>>
> Software Engineer
> 189k + a pretty worthless amount of stock
> 25
>>
>>729130072
Bartender in Chicago
>22k annually
>26
using the money for college.
Hard to juggle this job and college though.
>protip have an experienced, close person teach you a skill you can use as a profession
>>
>>729135827
Yeah that sounds about right. I honestly want to leave but wife wants to stay and the only family I care about are here. But I won't lie it is fun arresting people for smoking pot while driving than being called racist or sexist.
>>
>>729135617
>>729135643
>>729135679

Samefag
>>
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>>729130755
That drink looks refreshing anon what is in it
>>
Roofing
18$/h
27

Weekends when I'm doing home renos and other general residential contracting it's 20$/h.
>>
>>729135823
What you posted doesn't even reach $1k let alone 2-3k

I get paid $30-50/hr which is why i know you're full of shit
>>
>>729135933
>189k
>25
contract? god bless your brave ass
>>
>>729135679
good for you sir, fucking niggers need to be put inline
>>
>>729135966
officer, you're guilty of illegal dubs.

may god have mercy on your soul.
>>
Security Consultant
$74k + stocks
31
>>
>full time student, never had a job and keep getting denied cuz no car so can't work the shit hours
>cut my financial aid by ~53% so $2000/yr
>19
>>
>>729136028
actually the kangaroo one is mine.
>>
>>729136058
> contract?
no, fte at amazon
>>
>>729135545
Fucking where? I'm a pharmacy tech and I make 12/hr
>>
>>729130072
>Research Scientist (Oceanographer) at University of Washington
>$60k/yr
>32
>>
>Paramedic
>87k/year
>24
>>
>>729136188
checked

don't stay too long in that job or it will fuck up your life.
>>
>>729135710
trump should really join 4chan, he could request your ip address and deport your faggot ass, or at least throw you in jail for fraud, and your retard son
>>
>>729135794
Cheeeeeese
>>
>>729136184
Fuck the Huskies
>>
>>729136248
Eh it's not to bad. I smoke a lot of weed helps with the stress. PTSD is real though. I think even has it a little bit.
>>
>>729136188
Thats pretty solid for medic pay at 24 unless you've been on since you were like 18/19
>>
>3d modeler, concept artist, general company 'artmonkey'
>$50k/yr
>36
>>
Instrumentation Tech
26.78/HR
22
>>
>>729130072
renovator
$16 per hour
20
>>
>>729130406
eey got the same job man
>>
/b/ supposedly earns crazy money but somehow lives in mother's basement. WTF

Network Engineer

£N/A

34
>>
>>729130072
What must have went wrong in your life that we're the same age and I make 100K/yr with only a 2 year degree in electronics? Jesus bro.
>>
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Mid-level federal public servant =
94k
Army reservist = 7k

101k total

33 years old
>>
>>729136403

seems underpaid for such skilled labor, no?
>>
>>729130162
Where do you live?
>>
>>729136501
The fact he's not a liar?
>>
>>729136401
Started at 20, Went back for a year at 21 now I'm an Advanced care paramedic. I should see a salary of around 92k when I'm 25. Long term goal is to potentially become Critical Care paramedic, (Flight medic for all you yannks)
>>
>>729136511
Who's this trap? :^)
>>
>>729136539
taking a risk by working for a startup. If it fails I jump ship with a fatter portfolio, if it succeeds I'll be sitting on equity.
>>
>>729136591
That's bitchy

She's our queen
>>
>>729130406
Like hired.com?
>>
why would any of you care about who works and gets what? most of you could be bullshit anyway
>>
Your Mom
0$
>>
>>729136695
No shit Sherlock
>>
>>729136567
So anyone claiming to make big bank is lying?
>>
>>729130072
Ok but how come I've seen this thread about 8 times already you fucking autist
>>
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>39 years old
>military vet on disability for heart condition
>38K annually, 100% service connected
>test engineer in utilities industry
>64K annually
>over 100K annually, disability is tax free
>lifesgoodman.png
>>
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>>729130072
>making the same thread daily
>OP is getting older and payed less every thread
In a month or so that poor guy is going to be a 90yo slave at Wendy's.
>>
>>729136039
>"then heaps of other shit on the side"
plz l2read.
>>
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>>729136695
ALL of them are bullshit, anon

stay woke
>>
Salesforce Admin
$85k
26
>>
I give private classes
Ca $22/h
18 yo
>>
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>>729130072
>Walt Disney World RailRoader
>10.80 per hour (trying to get FRA Certified)
>23

Disney is such a Jew company.
>>
Network Architect
130,000 AUD + 10% bonus a year
30 y.o
>>
>>729136801
The hacker known as 4 chin
Anonymous pay
Anonymous age
>>
>>729136567
I love how your life amounts to a zero sum of ambition and that must mean everyone else's does too. Fuck off with this cringe.
>>
>>729136248
Different paramedic here. 10 years. Its not THAT bad. You just have to learn to get over the squeemish bits. I'll honestly say its less stressful than being a cook and it pays vastly more.
>>
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>>729136930
>getting mad at lairs on the internet
just make 600k/yr like me anon
>>
>>729136354
Okay. I didn't care about college sports at my own college (University of Connecticut), and I most certainly don't care now.
>>
>>729136930
The funny part is that I do make good money, and what this has taught me is that people who make good money don't feel the need to brag about it
>>
>>729133838
i don't know man, i manage some farmland is South Central WI and rent is more than enough to live on.

if they had a lot of really nice land i could see that easily.

fuck, what i got is shit and i dont really HAVE to work anymore
>>
>>729134097
My buddy was a NEET, then his mom died. No one wanted to let him in, and he killed himself at 24. Shit life, man.
>>
>>729136985
ok bitches, someone start a new thread for this shit, but everyone has to post proof.

whip out those little paystubs
>>
-Senior Graphic Designer
- 80k yr
- 30 old
>>
>>729137084
this ain't bragging. it's fiction
>>
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>>729136985
>assuming everyone who disagrees with you must be mad.
>>
>>729137128
This is where the thread falls apart
>>
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>>729137128
you're embarrassing yourself
>>
>>729136781
>people can't make money above minimum wage because that's apparently impossible!
I'm a shut-in with nothing better than videogames and manga to do so i turned my insane amount of spare time into making companies.
Just because i'm a social anxiety and depression ridden motherfucker doesn't mean I can't study and work from home and just because i make more than most people my age doesn't instantly mean i transformed into some handsome adonis with bitches wanting rides in my porsche and i suddenly care about life in general.
>>
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>>729137128
I'm not posting my pay stub just to satisfy your skepticism on fucking 4chan bro. Believe me or don't. Doesn't change anything.
>>
>>729137329
Funny that
>>
> ???
> ~5000$ per serious bodily harm
> ???
>>
>PhD student in bio/med research
>21k CZK/month (840$) after taxes, but i get 10k czk (400$) benefit once a while
>25

I will probably leave Czechia after I finish (or drop) PhD
>>
>>729137084
This is how I know you don't make good money, or you think that 40K is good money or something. People who make good money brag about it all the fucking time dude, whether it's manifested in the car they drive or the neighborhood they live in. If you think modesty is a principal trait of capitalism, you're pretty fucking naive bro.
>>
>>729134980
I feel like being a pimp would be right up my ally...looking for protection?
>>
>>729137128
>paystubs
I own land dumbass. Its all cash money, checks, or direct lump sum deposits quarterly and i'm not making the trek to my bank just to check the various balances and have them hand me a piece of paper. Its 100F out right now and rising.
>>
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>>729135549
>>729135704
>>729135334
>>729135241


>Worked contract hospital security

>11.50

>Company would regularly fuck up your pay and try to scam you

>Hospital didnt give a fuck if guards were retardation plus.Even if it endangered hospital

>Got a job at said hospital

>Got fired for talking shit about hospital and security

I hate hospital people and should have let in every drunk and violent person.Let em all get stabbed.
>>
>>729137775
whatever land serf. if you can't pull up a bank balance on a website you're full of shit and an obvious troll
>>
>>729137663
>live in the boonies
>people can hear my '82 f150 rust bucket coming into town 8 miles off
>jeans and a button up
>over $500k last year and trumps fuckery has already given me twice what i earn by the 2nd quarter on average already
>3rd quarter JUST started and projected estimates show the trend will most likely hold despite the recent plateu in the market
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