Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>729111942
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
beep boop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H43ZE8_v5I
Still here
here
Just watched end of evangelion.
any suggestions on what i should watch now?
>>729124391
Bellies are cute.
>>729124535
>Bellies are cute
>>729124530
Sword of a stranger
>>729124713
Nice.
Taiga belly only exist in too lewd pictures, rip.
>>729124713
Would pet and kiss.
My beautiful Waifu
All other waifus are jew scum
>>729125098
Good morning Rei. How are you?
>>729124912
Who would not?
>>729125241
Hello there.
Kind of alright in a sense.
How about you?
>>729125319
Well I wouldnt want to go to jail so I probably wouldnt.
>>729125352
Had a bit of a cruddy day but its gotten a bit better. Going to work today?
>>729125441
No, I won't be for a while, in fact I haven't left the house in quite a spell.
>>729125518
Ah. Me neither. What do you do during the day?
>>729125441
ok lets see. The LN started 2012. Megumin was 13 in the beginning. Everything should be alright now.
>logic
>>729125651
I just kind of lurk about some chats.
>>729125736
Yeah I guess its okay but she didnt exactly get older.
>>729125818
Same. I also play some games.
>>729125970
Aside from Hitler, no other waifu here is 18+. We would all have to wait.
>>729126525
-_-
>>729125970
What kind?
Hello everyone
>>729126525
Fine by me. Wasnt like I was doing anything else.
>>729126581
All kinds. I guess I dont really like platformers too much but besides that I play just about anything.
>>729126594
Hi.
>>729126631
How are you?
>>729126631
with this dead eyes I would also not get into the mood for something else
>>729126986
Tired and cold.
>>729126996
Yeah. Wont happen anyways.
>>729127140
Cuddle up under a nice warm blanket!
https://youtu.be/Sn7_ILqVmyA
>>729127233
Not tired and no one else here.
>>729127359
I'm in a blanket despite both of those being true for me.
>>729127506
I didn't say you couldn't be.
Seras Claimed
>>729127851
if I can be you can be.
>>729127933
I am
>>729128047
Glad to hear it~
I forgot my coffee and now it's cold...
>>729128110
It's lame
>>729128217
On the bright side you can still drink coffee
>>729128231
Why?
Best waifu here, senpai
>>729128345
Because my feet are cold and I'm uncomfortable
>>729128217
Oi mate. Slept a good amount of time today?
>>729128421
Slippers!
Why uncomfortable?
>>729128697
I'm laying in bed. Because it's cold.
>>729128345
How do you even alive?!
>>729128481
I've slept like 10 hours, but probably woke up ever 10-20 minutes, good times.
>>729128782
So?
Slippers would help
>>729128982
I'm literally exhausted every moment of every day.
I hate it.
Claiming best girl.
Morning.
>>729129084
I hate it. I'm not wearing things to bed
>>729129084
Ech, energy comes and goes for me, the last couple of day I've been pretty much dead.
I hope it doesn't lat too long.
>>729129132
Morning Sayaya
>>729129214
just wear em while you're lounging around
>>729129411
Morning Taigaga.
>>729129411
Sorry to hear..Gib your energy pls
It's been too long since I had any
>>729129437
No that's dumb
>>729129479
Hai Louise. Play HLD.
>>729129479
Sorry, I need all the energy I can get.
>>729129554
But slippers are nice, I'm wearing some right now!
Then again it's 32F and snowing again...
What's a good way to express the idea that someone hurts themselves cuz they're pushing their body too hard
like a 3 word or less phrase or something
>>729129554
fine
Rude
>>729129669
It's 5:30 AM!
>>729129822
But I need it too!
>>729129822
>snowing
But it's almost summer already!
>>729129895
Is that late or early?
>>729129822
I'm not wearing something to bed. >>729129895
Take it easy?
>>729129956
I'm going to go to bed real soon.
カラミチーマス
Hello all.
>>729130063
nah, like
What they're doing
not what they should be doing
Maymay and animay discord here:
https://discord.gg/UyRSP
Best discord ever i swear you get to be a magical girl
>>729130114
Don't do that?
>>729129956
>summer
>>729130086
Oh.. ;-;
>>729130063
Nothing?
>>729130114
Keep that up and you'll die sooner than later?
>>729130247
-4C here.
>>729130409
Nope
>>729130247
10°C here
>>729130221
..thanks anyway
>>729130409
>Three words or less
>Gives me nine
t-thanks anyway Saya
HLD when I'm free next tho
>>729130247
>>729130409
16c uwu
WHAT THE FUCK IS A WAIFU?
>>729130639
>>729130409
Neat, can soon go out swimming, just need to wait for the ice to melt!
>>729130560
>10°C
Sounds comfy.
>>729130579
It'll soon get too warm in Konataland
>>729130492
I probably didn't want to know that, tbh.
>>729130575
Oh, right, three. Don't push yourself?
>>729128982
10 hours is good. Why do you keep waking up?
>>729130976
I went for Maximum Power.
Costs 25 Character Points.
You power up to the very limit. You deal double damage. However, with each hit, you tear your body apart a bit, taking damage equal what you normally would have inflicted. For example, if you would hit for 20 damage, this technique would let you hit for 40 damage, but you would take 20 in return. Toggleable, and is a free action, but requires 5 KP a round to maintain.
>>729130976
You did ask.
>>729131053
And you told me that nine words was too much.
Goodnight, everyone
>>729131188
The technique name is only 2!
The rest is what the technique does.
>>729130908
mixture of cold wind, sunshine and clouds.
I want to make BBQ somewhere in the next days. I really want some nicer weather for that.
>>729131037
I'd take 3 hours of good sleep over 10 hours of terrible sleep and day.
>>729131233
Nights Louise, sleep well.
>>729131494
My mom really wanted to invite me and my brother for BBQ either today or tomorrow, snow falling sideways makes that rather uncomfortable, so probably no BBQ this weekend.
Hope you have better luck with the weather.
What you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCd6SQ67k-Y
>>729131714
Sounds fucked up, I sleep my full 8 or 10 hours flawless. Which I am happy about.
>>729132259
I listened to damn about an hour ago, it was good
>>729130908
it's already too warm uwu
>>729131714
show could happen here too
>>729132259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=902soIf9_o4
>>729132416
*snow
>>729132259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmX8bruEfiw
>>729132509
I literally never heard anything like this.
>>729132259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNPC0n3pMjA
>>729132590
a rude
>>729132807
>the rude calls someone rude
Snh
>>729132590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugo6ASPVu9g
Have the full soundtrack then.
>>729132791
What a fucking quality dude.
>>729132807
?
>>729132934
Oh its a soundtrack. That explains it.
>>729133030
Oooooi chap, its good to see you here more than once a year! How are you?
>>729132259
The sound of a Pathfinder group regretting our fighter's decision and spending 10 minutes trying to do EVERYTHING in our logical power to prevent a players death.
waifu discord: https://discord.gg/NE7zZ2j
>>729133861
Wait, what?
>>729134159
O_O
>>729134205
•-•
>>729133861
Sounds great, is he dead yet?
>>729134159
>>729134205
>>729124172
https://discord.gg/ydmY8 waifu discord where we talk about our waifus
>>729134031
Yeah, we nearly lost our second fighter this campaign.
>>729134337
:(
>>729134319
._.
>>729134346
I do not know what you are talking about.
Claimed
>>729134546
play me a song :o
jk
>>729134546
New face?
>>729134774
:c ====> c:
>>729135042
no more
>>729135108
who is this? :o
>>729135221
cx
>>729134546
Still april?
>>729135384
mai?
sachi?
ben?
miku?
everyone who has ever claimed a waifu?
>>729135486
now I'm hungry
>>729135512
a figment of your imagination
>>729135615
I prefer raisins
>>729135706
i prefer suicide
>>729135804
I hate memes
>>729135892
same
bye
>>729135935
idk who you are
bye
>>729136260
oh hi
>>729134442
DnD stuff.
>dropping a wew
>>729136305
Oh hi you too.
>>729136260
there is no reason to hold bread like that
>>729136356
You are not my mom.
>>729136339
i miss this but i dont want to shit up the threads like i used to
>>729136435
Then don't. I am just here for a quick check on whatever shitposting is going on here.
>>729136418
ok sorry
nice husband
Waifu /b/ discord
https://discord.gg/3fNx6CE
>>729136529
ah the good old times
they were shit but fun and i still dont belong here
tell sachi to claim sachi again and im sorry for nothing except everything
>>729136418
Good choice in husbando. He may have personal issues but he never runs away from his problems.
>>729136935
I did not say "Claim" I am simply posting reaction images like a fellow redditor I am desu.
>>729136635
Let's double suicide.
>>729137171
Ah...
well normal conversation hasnt started back up so i may as well indulge myself before i die
I am a big fat faggot. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a faggot. God is a nigger. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless faggot. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop fucking. I wish I could have sex. I want to fuck so bad. I can taste your fucking vagina juice. I am a nigger. I am a stupid stupid fat fucking nigger. God is Hitler’s faggot. There is no such thing as a faggot.
>AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
practically playing the xylophone on it's fucking skeleton
>>729133105
I'm good. Just chilling at home. How are you?
dear me,
Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOT, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you, a fucking scumbag lives your dumb gay life.
I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking 4chan? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
>Claim your bread
>No Claiming other breads that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No buttery content
>No BP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be gluten free
>If you're posting bread you're not rising
>/waifu/ is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in the pantry
>i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
>>729138774
yuno?
>>729138571
Just listening to some music watching some videos on youtube.
>>729136928
Look, your friend is back. >>729138299, >>729138384, >>729138578, >>729138671, >>729138724
>>729138899
I don't have any friends who just spam memes.
>>729138899
i dont have any fucking friends because nobody likes a fucking overacting toddler with a loud gibberish spurting mouth
OKAY, Mai. Its time to stop. You started this "meme" by replying fuck off mai to everyone of your posts. Its getting annoying and its a shitty meme. If it can even be called that. Mai, you're the scum of the thread, an unwanted dreg. You constantly shitpost. So much your ass is jealous what comes out of your mouth. You hurt sachi. You drove Chen away. But then took it far enough to create an alternate persona, Mi liu
Fuck off, mai.
>>729139023
fucking exactly
>>729139023
They why are you on /b/?
>>729139059
That's rude. Everyone loves a toddler with a cute spurting warm mouth :3
>>729139105
man is this fresh?
>>729132878
too cute
All of these non smug waifus
Let's change that. Post them smugs. If she doesn't have smug, give me super cute
>>729139199
by toddler i mean fuck ugly man child
>>729139312
>>729139312
someone said smug?
>>729139312
qott: why?
>>729139199
I don't see how the two are correlated.
I think Mai is ok. Don't know why you dislike Mai.
>>729139312
Is this really shinoa
PogChamp
>>729139354
0/10
>>729139386
Smug it up dude
10/10
>>729139407
Niceu 10/10
>>729139633
11/10 for making me giggle a but with the filename
>>729139219
yeah
>>729139469
Hey tooobieeeeee
>>729139748
prime
>>729139718
Is this really mugo? Hmmm
>>729139735
Shinoa.. gib hug.
>>729139813
Yes
Off for now, take care thread.
>>729139649
Because hmph
>>729139312
>>729139889
bye
>>729139735
0/10 come on! You wouldn't know smug if it were staring you in the face!
>>729139889
Cya wanker
>>729138859
Oh i'm gonna listen to some music too good idea.
>>729139314
i'm curious what are you trying to achieve :ooo
>>729139312
>>729139842
I'll think about it
>>729139889
Take care
>>729139963
About time someone who understand the way of smug shows up
>>729139991
Is that so?
>>729140155
10/10
>shinoa
>>729140155
honestly, nothing
maybe hatred towards me