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Do you even know what this is, yanks? For a fat fuck food nation

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Do you even know what this is, yanks? For a fat fuck food nation you sure missed the ball on this one.
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>>729112696
Looks like minced meat pie
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I know what Shepards pie is asshole,
and we have similar things called pot pies, dumbass
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>>729112770
>Looks like minced meat

nigga that beef ain't minced you stupid faggot
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Lol, dipshit, we have those.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8JrDO0QzD4
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>>729112842
There's no potato. You potato.
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>>729112842
>Shepards pie

please be trolling
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>>729112696
bangers n mash m8
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>>729112696
K
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>>729112696

Dunno if thats a steak and cheese or a bit of lambs fry. Either way its delicious
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>>729112951
>>729112954
Are shepards known for rounding up flocks of potatoes?
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>>729112696
you mean missed the boat? or perhaps dropped the ball? whatever it is, it must make you pretty stupid
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>>729112696
kangaroo is fucking disgusting rat meat
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>>729113129
Shepherd's pie is a meat pie with a crust of mashed potato.

Troll confirmed.
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>>729112862
Minced meat is beef grounded up.
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>>729113230
It's a portmanteau of common sayings faggot. I'm too dank to stick to one cliche.
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>>729113318
does that fucking look like hamburger to you dumbass?
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>>729112696
>>calls us fat
>>posts a 3000 calorie meal

pick one faggot
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We fucking have savory pies in murica.

They're called pot pies.
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>>729112696
You mean a pot pie? No, tell us all about this thing none of us have ever heard of.
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>>729113427
I don't even see any pot in them. What a shit name. Why put weed in a pie anyway?
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>>729113449

I used to think this way too, until I came down south. Their pies really are different and I hope one day you get to taste them yourself
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OP here. I was just fucking around you serious cunts. I'm off to watch rugby you bastards. Have a good one.
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>>729112696
If you don't think steak and onion is the best meat pie, you need to end your life.
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>>729113384
You sir are not dank.
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4 and 20 blackbirds, baked in a pie?
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Pies are for deadshits. Get some pic related inta ya.
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We eat pot pies which are extremely similar

It's interesting that most Americans think that the uncooked pastry under the top of a foreign meat pie is gross, but you guys think it's the best part
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in the usa, our variant is called
chicken pot pie.

pretty much the same thing, only chicken
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>>729113897
Dude, chicken isn't the only pot pie. Is that just the only kind your mom gets you or something?
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>>729113892
That's cheese you numpty.
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>>729113892

I'd swap you a kiwi pie for an american pot pie and I bet we would both learn something new
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>>729113409
Yes
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>>729113842
What are those?
Fried testicles?
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>>729114004
Kiwi here.
Bakery pies are the tightest shit.
I can't make it through saturday without having one for lunch.
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>>729113976
Only merryfats could be both fat and ignorant about food.
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>>729113971
nah, in college, the late night eats hang out was the "The Chicken Pot Pie Shack".

the meat pies when I was growing up where those supermarket Stouffer pies, or whatever, and the Chicken Pot Pies were freshly made, so that is what I preferred.
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>>729114014
South Melbourne Market dim sims m8. Most splendid balls of meat.
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>>729114014
Fried testicles is an american dish
Rocky mountain oysters? Cow fries?
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>>729114004
I'm sure we would dude, I'd love to try a kiwi pie. But American pot pies would probably be frighteningly mediocre to you since it's really hard to find one that's homemade/bakery style and not mass produced and frozen. So maybe I'll just pay you for a kiwi one
>>729113976
Ah shit, guess I'm a daft cunt now. But I've seen videos of people eating English meat pies (not sure how different they are elsewhere) and there was a layer of uncooked puff pastry under the very top
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>>729114183
I was just messing bro, but yeah I've never had anything but the frozen stuff. My favorite was the need but I love chicken pot pies too
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>>729114125
:(
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Filthy yank here. not gonna lie, these are damn good.
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>>729114097
Nobody cares
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>>729114810
You cared enough to reply.
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>>729114744
mmm hmm u said it skeeder
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>>729114382

Get yourself a working holiday visa, if youre under 30, and come and try our pies yourself

https://www.immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas/apply-for-a-visa/about-visa/united-states-of-america-working-holiday-visa
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>>729114860
Caring and replying are separate. One is caring, the other is letting you know you are autistic and we are all making fun of you.
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>>729114971
Nope. It's just you making fun of him. I didn't care until you cared.
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>>729113410

>3 pies
>3kcal

chill buddy. 1 pie is only like 600cal.
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>>729112696
Pasty>whatever that shit is.

>Pic related
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I'm sure it tastes like this
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Amerifats don't know what these are
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That's a hot pocket.
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>>729117205
That's an uncircumcised penis. Of course Amerifats don't know.
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>>729117205
Sassage roll enjoyed the fuck out of them when I was Australia
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Amerifag here. This looks like English food. Stop calling you're selves the UK. You're English. Fairies
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>>729112696
Everyone knows square pies rule... round pies are inferior.. we need to round all the round pies up and come up with some kind of final solution!
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>>729117767

Thats all well and good if you like mouthfulls of pale pastry. Personally I prefer chunks of hot brown meat inside me
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Recipes please?
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Why does everyone talk shit about American food. Every fucking brit aussie and slop I have ever talked to abut America always says how the good the food is. Come off it fucktards and stop being so jealous. For real have you ever sat down to a breakfast of chicken fried steak, eggs, bacon, hashbrows and biscuits? Or eatten the biggest fucking cheese burger you have ever seen smothered in chilli and cheese and every other topping you can think of. Food in American (and not fast food) is far superior and if it wasn't you wouldn't have to talk shit to make yourself feel better about missing out. So go fuck yourself with your meat pies and sassage rolls and beans on toast.
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>>729118117
You mad Ameribro? Meat pies should be a staple of the American diet. Available from corner stores and gas stations. You've simply missed the boat on this food phenomenon.
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>>729118372
I make and eat meat pies all the time. I like them. I will agree it is shitty you can't them in America but I don't cry about it, I just kill a deer and make a fucking awesome one at my house.
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>>729118059
Put one meat in one pastry then cook until cooked.
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>>729112696
This is all because i said steak and kidney pie is shite in the last thread
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>>729118653
No one likes offal you tripe loving bastard.
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Im English, and English food is a fucking shit to be honest, yea its better than American shit but its still low tier. Its just all very fatty bland tasting food, on the spectrum of flavour its just Umami, salty and savoury. We literally miss an entire corner of flavours, Asian food is master race.
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>>729118059
Easy kinda-potpie: Get some biscuit dough, pic related. Then get some cans of stew, or make a stew on stovetop with whatever meat and veggies you want or out of leftovers. Then get a casserole dish and plop the stew in there. Bust open the biscuits and layer those on top. Bake until the biscuits look done
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>>729117739
Stop trolling, only poorfags conflate Englads with the UX. Everybody I know understand the Acts of Union in both the English Pastyament and Scottish Meat Pastyament created the United Kingdom of Pasties- so now the law in Britain allows beef, mutton, and dragon pasties. The Welch's grape juice consortium in Wales has been guarding its secret recipe for making pasties of dragon or dragoon (dragon substitute) for over 2600 years (or 2600hz, the 8th tone or fourth column tone in Full DTMF).
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>>729119269
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>>729116879

THIS
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>>729112696
that's an ausfag breakfast aye
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>>729113268
It has to be lamb mince for shepherd's pie. Any other mince and it becomes cottage pie. Ignorant faggot.
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>>729113384
by dank you mean dumb yes?
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>>729112696
Well Sweeney, it looks an awful lot like a pot pie, but I bet you have some pretentious-ass name for it, like "minced giblet pastry" or "ham-bibble bangerspall and toots".
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>>729113636
Steak and kidney. Amateur.
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wow your meat pies don't have potatoes in them

bow down US, they are clearly superior
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>>729112696
UK Obesity rate 62.8.%
US Obesity rate 67.6%

Why do fat nations pick on other nations for being fat?
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>>729118117
Fat cunt.
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>>729120108
Overweight, not obese.
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>>729112696
American in Aus, here.
That thing isn't shit compared to real American sandwiches and subs. Seriously it's just putting delicious things on bread but you Brits and Aussies just can't do it somehow.
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>>729120108
Shut it, tubby.
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>>729120218
Pointing out your stupidity / hypocrisy (choose whatever) makes me fat now?
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>>729120162
>Bread

You're doing pies wrong. Then again, you call pies Pizza.
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>>729120108
Your faggotry rate 100%
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>>729120316
Yet another UK fag not liking that their country is pretty much just as fat as the US.
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>>729120379
Brits have likes 3% more foreskin.
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>>729119980
Kidney is disgusting.
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>>729116412
>"lol why don't Americans have this?"
>1 pie is only like 600cal.
Sounds like someone hasn't had the American version.
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>>729120439
the more it looks like a dog's dick the more their bitches dig it
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>>729120714
There's a reason dogs don't cut their dicks off.
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>>729113427
and theyre fucking SHIT
i wish we had the stuff like in ops pic
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>>729112696
some small pie with catfood inside
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>>729113532
not him but went to NOLA one time and had meat pies and fuck ive wanted to go back just for those
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Australia = meat pies. everyone else can go fuck themselves. "pot pie" *laughs* what a bunch of fags
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Aussie meat pie
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>>729118587
thank u
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>>729119269
pilsbury fucking sucks
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>>729119964
THE WORST PIES
IN LONDOON
THE WORST PIES
IN LONDOON
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>>729120162
>subs
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>>729121912
I have those same plates
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>>729122571
wtf? you steal my plates?
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>>729119877
>>729113268
>>729113129
>>729112951
>>729112842
You niggers really know your pies
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>>729120162
>subs

They are called "teriyaki chicken on the wog bread with all the trimmings and onion sauce, you subway slut, fuck it up and I will put you in hospital, cunt"

Straya.
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>>729112696
If it's not square it's a second class pie!
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>>729123427
So true, round pies are all crusty and fucked, hard as a cats head.
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>>729121912
>red beats
>eggs with mustard and pepper
>sauerkraut

What is this?
What the russians ate during the war?
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yeah mad cunts
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Only Ausfags know what these are
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>>729112696
it looks like your pie took a shit.
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>>729112696
Get on our level nigger
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>>729116879
Cornish Pasty
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>>729125002
Yes, we do!

Boiled = soggy tampons
Fried = crusty pillows
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>>729121912
I would eat the fuck out of that.
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Today
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>>729123243
six inch or foot long?
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>>729112696
America has better pies than euro fags.
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>>729124682
I'd eat her pie.
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>>729124800
The Russians wouldn't eat sauerkraut. They would eat the wings off their planes before they touch that shit. They would find food or die trying before they touch that shit. As a matter of fact, they would take it into the center of town and execute it for being German.
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>>729125040
That actually looks alright.
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>>729125405
Foot long of course, 6 inch is a scam, getting ripped off.
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>>729112770
It's clearly steak, ya fucken pleb.
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>>729125405
And I'll have it toasted thanks love
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>>729116879
Cornish pasty > everything else ever made ever.
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>>729125002
Dimsim
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>>729125457
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>>729126403
Shazza
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>>729126465
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>>729112696
Enjoy!!!
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This is fucking god tier in comparison to the rest of the food that the Amerifats can serve up.
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If y'all want to post food Merkins really don't know about, should be posting this instead. (I'll let y'all fight it out whether it's sheepfucker or strine in origin.)
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>>729121912
I hate deviled eggs, that is way too much mustard, sauerkraut tastes like ass, and I'm not even going to acknowledge the presence of the beets.
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>>729126710
The pav
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>>729123243
>wog
Like you have room to talk you degenerate from down under
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Only pies that matter down here in London
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>>729124682
>>729112696
The best shit to come from australand
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>>729126794
I have so much room to talk, wog isn't even an insult, I don't think, I've never been punched for it, so suck one fagget.
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>>729126804
Looks like Mrs lovettes meat pies when Sweeney Todd first arrived
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>>729127003
I mean to say your language is retarded
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>>729112696
Yeah, some expat straya cunt here in the states started a company making these aussie pies. You can buy them in the freezer section of the grocery store.
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>>729126794
Triggered wog detected
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>>729126804
I see you punny pie and I raise you an Australian Pie Floater.... Square pie ( god be praised).. in a mushy pea and bacon soup. At 4 am after a night on the turps its just what you need!
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>>729127068
You dindu a good enuf job m8
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>>729116879
looks dry tho
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>>729112696
looks like a whiny-little-cunt-pot-pie
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>>729125040
I want to hate but that looks like some tasty pastry
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>>729126988
You seem to have confused actresses. Here, I'll help.
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>>729127119
No idea what sort of mad man created that mess, and I raise you pie mash eels & liquor, East end of London finest
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>>729127119
That seems surprisingly non-gross.
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>>729112696
its something you smash in a fags face?
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>>729127295
Why pie AND eels? Just seems like a mad jumble of random proteins.
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>>729112696
Just out of interest does any non Aussie know what this is ?
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>>729126794
Yallah habibi is upset.
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yum yum pigs bum...

HIGH PERFORMANCE
NEET FUEL !!!
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>>729127444
rustled jimmies
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>>729127444
Yes

> But im a Kiwi
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>>729112696
No, looks fuckin gross, Coming from a NOT fat fuck american
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>>729127633 So wrong try again
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>>729127295
Is that after you shat it out?
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>>729127654
Well you're a second class Aussie.. and that's still pretty good
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>>729127774
yeah but british fat people are extremely fat every american is fat on the inside unless they do research into food nutrition (cholesterol)
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What frozen pies do you Ausfags buy at coles? I usually get four n twenty or sargents.

>buying chicken pies
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>>729128518
chicken pies are usually called vegetable pies (in UK) and if they are packed with chicken are great

they are my favourite
then there's Steak then there's those Chicken and Chorizo ones which are great too.
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Is that condensed shit?
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>>729128518
Coles? I'm not a millionaire I go to shitty aldi
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>>729127633
You must be new england fag
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>>729119453
Dragon pasties? Wow gotta be tough to get the ingredients for those.
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>>729112696
Just so you know, UK is only about 1-2% behind on the obesity charts. Pretty damn close to the US.

And those are meat pies. They look the bomb, but I've never had one.

Though we do have chicken pot pie and shepherds pie (while usually with hamburger rather than lamb); we don't typically serve any other forms of meat pies...

But I suspect we have a lot of good shit that the UK doesn't.
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>>729128940
I would happily stab that fat fuck in the liver to save our nhs
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>>729118761
The fuck you think a "meat" pie is? Just anus, nostrils and arteries.
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>>729128940
ugh... obese people...
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>>729129374
Just so you know the UK is actually ~15% behind the US but keep chatting shit m8
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>>729129395
fruits of socialism right there
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