Best 3 physical traits you have. 1. White 2. 6'4"

>>729107497
Of course you faggots can't even say something good about yourselves

Tall
Strong
Funny
Worst traits
I smoke a lot of weed
My dick is only 6.6 inches
In a constant state of panic that what I'm doing isn't enough while self sabatoging any attempt to help myself

>>729108096
>penis only 6.6 inches....

Try being 6 four with a barely 6 inch dick. Girls are always disappointed

>>729108326
If it makes you feel better I'm 23 and severely balding

1. White
2. 5' 6"
3. Bald
4. Beer gut

I also have a hairy ass and a beard but I thought 4 was enough.

All I can think of is I'm 6'2 and kinda funny sometimes. Going off of OP's, I'm white as well but I live in California and I'm surrounded by Mexicans and they all hate white people so it's not a good thing here.

>>729108326
I have a 3 inch dick

>>729108553
Rock the chrome dome.

I want to have short hair so badly but my scalp is always covered in terrible pimples so I have longer hair to cover it up. I'd kill myself if I started losing my hair

>>729108777
Nice trips and prove it. Gotta be hard

1. White
2. Eyes capture attention.
3.Big ol' dick.

Ah-t'ank you.

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Blue eyes
Nice teeth
Not a manlet

>no gf, last one is now dating a guy 6 inches shorter than me....

>>729107497
1. 9x8.9" dick
2. 6'5"
3. Stronger than my black weightlifter bro despite doing jackshit for it

>>729107497
1-i like being hairy
2-can grow full beard at 20
3-white

>>729109091
Jelly of blue eyes. I have the darkest brown eyes that literally turn girls off. It makes me seem like I'm constantly looking past you since all you see is dark ass brown

>>729109357
I'm 26 and can't even grow a cholo stash. Shit jeans.

>>729109537
Kek really shit "jeans"... it's genes, jeanius

>>729109537
well at least it will only get better, some people cant grow anything till their in their 30s

>>729109727
If your 30 and can't grow a beard you just aren't going to be able to grow one. I had a full beard at 18, but I had enough hair on my as at 14 to weave a blanket.

>>729107497
Da fuq kinda turkey is that?

>>729109874
Howd the showers after gym in middle school go?

>>729109874
not true, my uncle only had a goatee and moustache at 29 and after 30 his sides started filling in, he can grow a full beard now excpet with no connectors

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>>729109394
Don't be. It's really my only good trait. Girls take an initial interest but then lose it after they meet other sportier guys...

>>729110031
If it doesn't connect then it's not a full beard

>>729107497
1. White
2.Able to kill any conversation
3.People think I'm feminine from behind

>>729110124
wrong, i dont have connectors yet but my moustache is long enough to reach the rest of the beard

>>729110187
Wanna fuck!?

white
blonde
blue eyes

>bonus: male

also that chicken has about the standard amount of meat for popeyes chicken, next to none

>>729110084
First of all, how no boners in that picture?

Second why not just use them baby blues and fake confidence and get the girl?

>>729110242
OK, yeah you're right, I apologize....

>>729107497
1. White
2. Blue eyes
3. Face is okay I guess

>>729110084
Don't you hate how that's their bar? Fuck intelligence and funny guys. Are they hot and spend all their time in the fucking gym?
But our bar is cute skinny girls. So whatever. Don't throw rocks in a glass house, I guess. I like girls with depth. But I'm not most guys.

>>729110253
Nah man I'm good. I just finished jacking off for the night

>>729110454
Dragon?

>>729110430
Wow, no autistic argument and it ended with an apology? Where am i

1. Black
2. Funny
3. Wise

>>729110468
M'lady

>>729110553
>physical traits
>wise

the irony

>>729110474
That's cool with me, I wasn't planing on getting you off. This is about me, stop being so fucking selfish.

1. 5'10"
2. Not a bad looking face, but not model status by any means. More like an aesthetic thing if anything.
3. I have a cool ass personality if you actually talk to me.
4. White, but tan. Because apparently that matters for some reason.

1. fat dick
2. strong legs
3. can shave my head without looking like an ayy

>>729107497
1. Make good money (that's kinda like being attractive, right?)
2. That's about it
3. Really, that's it

>>729110553
>black
>wise

Pick one

>>729107497
White
6'3"
9" dick

No acne as a plus

>>729110534
I just didn't feel like talking to you anymore because you are wrong and dumb as fuck

>>729110732
Show us your feet

>>729110903
feet are ugly and not worth showing
plus i'm too lazy to take a pic

>>729110809
No I'm just saying well done, but now I wanna argue cause Internet

>>729110648
Lmao shut the fuck up. Not a neckbeard, just have a grasp on social mechanics. Hot people like hot people. And not hot people still fucking like hot people. And the world goes round for another day. Who gives a shit.

>>729111004
Show face. I wanna see what a money maker's money maker looks like

>>729110722
nah im good. tell you what, there's like a hidden colony of homeless people living inside the overpass near my house. they seem lonely. I'll hook you up.

>>729110708
You missed funny

>>729108760
Where the fuck do you live in California where Mexicans hate you? Unless you live on the east side of LA, I understand.

>>729111129
Do you smoke ecigs?

>>729111182
Dave Chappell is funny

>>729111262
Nah. Not a fucking normie.

You enjoying this?

>>729110758
>white
>wise
I can't seem to find a good example of that in America...

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>>729111339
I told you I just wanna argue now. But yeah it's OK. That's another great physical traits I have, I'm annoying

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>>729107497

185cm
Build like a brick shit house
Cunning

Ok sized dick but looks small vs my body
I have a huge drinking problem>over 120 standard drinks a week

>>729111356
Bush, Bush 2.0, TRUMPPPPPPPP

REEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEE

>>729111597
Go back to commie land and come back with feet and inches

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>>729111154
fine, just for you anon

>>729111158
First and foremost, good lookin out. But, I really wanted my first time to be special and I had my genitals set on you.

>>729111769
Who's your favorite character on my little pony?

>>729111771
Too bad.

And I wish it was good looking out. One was on the freeway offramp at 3 in the morning a few nights back fucking a pvc elbow

>>729111868
it may surprise you, but i haven't seen a single episode
that said, derpy seems like a fun pony

>>729112003
Like a 90 degree elbow?

6'0"
Mexican American
Too hick for Mexicans.
Too cholo for Americans.
Too awkward for women, but those I have fucked. Good times. Only three, one raw.
Alcoholic, smoke cigarettes, and weed like a chimney.
Love racing vehicles.

>>729112005
Me either. Still just trying to be annoying. If I was a pony I'd want to be Edgy, the pony that represents all 15 yo everywhere. Constantly cutting myself and screaming at my parents

>>729112110
How's it feel to be hated by everyone? Maybe a nigger will let you fuck her aids ridden pussy soon

>>729110426
>how no boners
Most people that are laid back enough not to make a big deal or be embarrassed by that situation don't label it as sexual so no boner.

Ex: where i'm from we never got that whole bodyshame deal other countries got so people hit the hotsprings and public showers all the damn time naked and mixed and theres zero issues. Maybe teens in puberty will but thats just nature.

>>729112107
one of the longer curved ones, yes

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>>729107497
>White
>140 lbs.
>7 in. dick
>22 yr old
>Sober
>Have car

>>729107497
>3. A pretty much hairless ass
Yeah, faggots like that a lot!

>>729107497

1. Hair
2. Lips
3. Eyelashes I guess...?

>>729107497
1. nearly 6'4"
2. naturally athletic body build
3. super eye–hand coordination

>>729113643
all that and i fucking hate sports

>>729108777
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>>729113044

Checked

>>729113643
Eh play hockey

Nice eyes
Funny
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Worst
Manlet 5.57
Alcoholic according to people. not that I care but GF do.

>>729111597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jgj9ZDs4-8

White
Blonde hair
Blue eyes

Or
A perfect aryan

>>729108760
same down to the height but I'm in maine and surrounded by somalians