>be me >be 36 yrs old >on vacation in las vegas >decide

>wake up
>mouth dry as fuck
>dehydrated
>sun coming up

>have lost a shoe
>no phone
>middle of nowhere
>walk down looooooooong ass road
>no hope hitch hiking, cuz no cars

>damn its hot
>where's some shade?
>no tree or bush taller than 2 feet as far as i can see
>extra thirsty now

Bump for interest

>>729064466
whoops pic IS related
(long habit of typing the 'not')

yada yada yada three fiddy

What happens next?

>>729065156
>licking my sweat off my face hoping to sate my thirst
>realize something in my pocket is rubbing my leg raw as i walk
>strip pants off to check

sorry i type slow, but stick with me, it's worth it
>leg has rubbed raw for sure about 2 inches circle

And then

>what's in his pocketses?
>some odd pick of metal
>lightweight, blue-ish silver
> no clue

>nothing to patch wound
>must keep going
>travel ??? miles on foot
>gas station way up ahead

>finally get to gas station
>no customers besides me
>go inside
>no power
>shelves virtually empty
>fuck me, is this a bad movie i'm living?

>assume it's abandoned
>drinks cooler has a few oddball bottles of some brand i never heard of
>warm as piss.
>but i drink 3 of them
>

need a bump to keep going, already on page 7

>search around
>holler out
>no presence but my own
>so i wait under the shade from the overhang

Thread will die before anon finishes thre story at this rate

interdimensional bump

>phone
>i see a fucking phone!
>but i don't know any phone numbers since advent of smartphones

>think to ask operator for police station
>she says only sheriff, no police
>fine,
>call sheriff number
>talk to lady dispatcher named uley (sp?)

>>729066343
agreed

>she says she will send an officer
>me: but i haven't told you where i am

>caller ID she says!

bumpo pumpo

>ffs i am soooo dumb
>popo shows up
>he asks who why i am there
> i tell him
>he asks why i am 200 miles from both area 51 AND vegas

Neat

how about pretyping?!

>some fucking hick dot that is not even on the map "lairdsville"
>he drives me to sheriff office so i can make further arangements
>decide to pull out the chunk of metal and ask him if it comes from any of the mines and if he knows what element it is

>he looks at me like i'm the ghost of his mother come back for vengeance
>he slams on the breaks and orders me to get out

Type faster you moron

>tried asking what's up
>he's trigger happy hand on gun
>yells at me and orders for me to comply
>i'm handcuffed and thrown in backseat

Come on type faster or the thread will die

>>729064466
Nigga got probed

Type faster you fuck

Bump it up

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Looks like a nice fictional story so far.

>he drives 1000mph
>me banging around over every bump in the road
>sure i'm bruising
>notice my metal on the floorboard

FUCKING TYPE FASTER!!!

>>729067469
ok
ok

>andthenmi oit op

FASSTTEERR CUNT

wtf am i reading here?

>>729067493
Cheers

>suddenly he slams the brakes on
>points gun at me
>tells me your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this poast.

>>729067605
got me good

>>729067605
reply to this poast!

>>729067642
that wasn't OP

>>729067605
fuck

>>729067605
everybody walk the dinosaur

I HAVE A PENILE INFECTION

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>>729067860
call doctor

>The very next day they all dressed as Tribals and they arranged a bullock cart with them and they went around.

>First they saw a woodcutter who was cutting down trees they went to him and said “Do you like this job sir?"

>The woodcutter replied “No, I do it because this work comes from our ancestors so I was forced by my parents to do this job".

>>729067605
Tell me you are not OP please

>>729067605
wow got me

>>729068294
that wasn't OP
i am op
had u all going tho

i'll be sure to pretype the story next time

>>729067605
Wow

>>729067914
moar alien rape

>>729064466
moar hermaphrodites/trannies