As the result of a nuclear war, you're the last man on Earth

fuck like rabbits

>>729060437
Get a nice still operational car and drive for a couple of years.

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Worth it just to see the angry faces of the last two lesbian/feminists on Earth looking up at me and quaking with humiliation and anger as they're forced to suck my cock against their will in the smouldering ruins of society.

Better questions is: which is forced to suck cock first, and which gets outright raped first (while the other one watches, presumably).

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Same girl?

>>729060437
dump cum in right

Fuck right, eat left for nourishment

>>729062284
good luck as she tries to claw your eyes out or fatty tries to knock you out from behind as you try to rape her friend

kill them and eat them.
with only one male and two females, there's no chance of repopulation because of inbreeding and birth defects. not to mention the fact that we're in a nuclear wasteland and resources will be very scarce. There is no advantage to keeping either of them alive.

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Fuck left multiple times
Fuck right every now and then for a change

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>>729062516
Just end it all right there
Slit their throats and your own.
Shits not worth the time

Get blamed for it because I'm the last man.

Skin the fat one for warmth.

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>>729062516
I have to admit there's something weirdly hot about the last two women in history just ending up on the last man's dinner plate.

All those years of unrest and revolution just boils down to the last few women being treated like literal livestock.

>>729062516
The chance for birth defects is only slightly higher, btw. Fuck right, eat left, use bones for hunting Spears

>>729062702
If you're gonna off them, you could find way more fun or creative ways to do it

>>729060437
I kill my self right the second i awknoledge this info

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Real question for those who wouldn't just ignore these bitches and live out your life in peace by yourself:

How would you even go about capturing and keeping them before you do anything else? Because I bet you anything they wouldn't want to have anything to do with any anons, especially in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where they're pretty much guaranteed to get raped by the last man alive, and could easily just wander off by themselves.

Get girl on left pregnant
Get girl on right pregnant
Keeping going til both have boys
Keep impregnating them until the boys hit puberty
Have the sons of left girl impregate the daughters of right girl to minimise the effects of inbreeding
I'll fuck the daughters of both just for fun when they're pregnant

Just keep doing this til I die or one of them murders me.

>>729062566
Really? Fatty over skinny?

>>729060437

Teach them to play games over LAN

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>>729063678
would be hot to remind them of how you'll be fucking their daughters as you fuck those daughters into the girl on the left.

treat that dyke like the baby factory she was designed to be

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>Make the thinner grow her air
>sympathise with her
>give the whale suspicious looks
>make sure thinner one notice
>after few days, tell thinner one that the whale tried to convince me to kill and eat her
>we kill the whale
>adam and passable eve repopulate the world

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>>729064441
You're missing an opportunity to turn fatty into your own personal dairy cow before you off her

>>729064715
I wouldn't deal in any ways with her. If she's alive she can escape and i don't want her on my planet

>>729064715
fucking sauceee

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Treat them the way they should've been treated from birth.

>>729060437
Back to back ass to mouth.

>>729060437
Left.
I like plump and pale w/glasses.

>>729065964
pls describe

Daily mating session with both.

Once any daughters start ovulating, they would join the breeding pool too.

Castrate any sons to eliminate pussy competition.

>>729065969
plus those big fat pale udders would be nice to play with, and maybe to milk.

you can also tease her flatchested friend for being far less woman than Petunia Pig there

>>729062449
this seems like the most logical option

>>729060437
Fuck fatty while femnazi bitch sits on her face

>>729066325
Kek

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Easy. It's just a matter of which goes first and who gets a forced taste of the other one.

>>729061358
Well played anon

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>>729060437
Id kill the fat one because if I don't the fat one will kill the skinny one out of jealousy that the skinny one is getting 100% of the dickings Im handing out while the fat one is forced to cook and clean

Consider suicide
Fuck right while i send fatty to hunt
If she returns great tell her to keep going till she looses enough weight, then start fucking her too.
If she doesn't oh well go find her and eat her
Fuck daughters, the sons would make great manpower to hunt and start farming.
When i grow old, if i grow old, i'd have tried to write a book about the apocalypse, also tell the youngest son that is of age to start fucking his mother/sisters.
???
Repopulate earth

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>>729066873
You have to wonder which would put up the better fight and which would more quickly succumb to being raped.

>>729061358
Nigga I bet you couldn't even take on the small one

>>729063679
Turn the fatty skinny senpai, she is your new project in the apocalypse. Man needs hobbies.

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>>729067381
That would at least be an interesting project, but only worthwhile if fatty keeps those big udders as she's forced to slim down

>>729066582
Okay that might actually be hot, especially if you can force skinny to really grind that ass into fatty's face like she really means it, while her fat friend weeps in shame and humiliation for them both...

>>729062863
ive seen this picture around, is it legit?

>>729070887
You got me.

>>729060437

Have sex with both. The one on the left will probably be sexy in like a year of starvation eating nothing else but my dick

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Which would be the better cocksucker?

Better at anal? Or plain old missionary?

>>729060437
Let the human race die out, I guess.

>>729061358

are you so unattractive that you're saying you would need to rape a woman if you were the last man alive?

what a shitty life, dumbass.

>>729060437

I'll take the chub on the left.

>>729060437
Fuck 'em, literally.
Also probably try to make food and a place to live.

simple, fuck em both. have babies, fuck those babies and then have those babies fuck each other.

>>729070887
Yeah man, that really is bread molded in the shape of a human body.

>>729060437
Look how disappointed the skinny one is in the fat one.

"Just keep shoveling it in, you fat."

Raise my inbred retard grandchildren with them and our kids and be glad that there aren't any jews or niggers left.

>>729060437
put on diet the fat one
fuck the skinny until the diet give results
re-poblate earth

>>729060437
eat left one fuck and right one then kill myself.

tie them both up in cages and keep fatty around because big tits.
Fuck them both regularly
Blow my load over both and then blow my brains out over them.
Let them figure out how to get free on their own

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Kill them both.
>pic related

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>Kill them both.
>pic related

>>729074472
Nope. I'm a psychotic from Texas.

I would murder them.
Funny how far /b/ has fallen. Everyone here used to be like me.

You even use the autistic green text.

>>729074199
>>729074599

>Check 'em.

>>729074472
>Pathetic man child.

>>729074599
how kill?

>>729060437
Breed both of them.
Hope for sexier daughters in second generation.
Repeat.

>>729074703
>>729074599
>>729074199
Ak 47 U.
Submachine gun variant of the AK47 rifle platform.
Up close - Like three feet.
Belt the dyke in the belly because the other is gonna panic and just stand there if she sees it.
The skinny one would run. Less beta, more impulsive.

I would think they would see something like a mentor in me, i'm pretty clearly an outdoorsman.
The lesbian would kinda smile and loosen up.
I'd hit her and then the other with one round.

Then execute shot the little dyke when she's on the ground.

>>729063031
Nah bro, anthropologists/mathematicians determined you need at least 100 women and 1 guy to start a population. Given society has collapsed, some of the women will die in childbirth, so you need enough to produce a new generation while tolerating some loss incurred in the hellscape you have found yourself in.

>>729074996
>Deliverance.
>Yerp.

>>729063328
1. Distract the fatty with food
2. Tie & gag the skinny one up with rope
3. Kill the fatty while she is distracted
4. ???
5. Profit

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>>729074187
This may be one of the best answers.

Love the image of both of them weeping naked in cages in the rain, with anon's blood and brains slowly washing off of their shivering bodies as they realize how truly fucked they may be now if they can't get out of the cages...

>>729064715
This only works if she is post-preggers.

>>729075035
Punch skinny, shoot fatty and then execute skinny?

They naked through all of this? Outdoors?

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>>729075302
Considering how almost response in this thread involves these bitches getting knocked up, I don't think that would be a problem.

Really, I'd try to milk both of them. Humiliate them by turning them into actual livestock and force them to endure milking contests against each other and whatnot.

>>729075572
I'd go full tactical gear, every day would be fucking tactical dress up day when everyone else died off.

I was saying dinner party in photo, but it doesn't matter at all.

>>729060437
Force them to fuck each other.

>>729060437
Look for a cute trap survivor.

>>729060437
rail the green one until her hair grows out

>>729075973
they can't even stop killing themself before 30.

>>729075924
I could stand to hear more, especially how they'd react and exactly how you would do this

>>729076165
Track them for days is how i'd do it. Maybe more.
Pay attention to all of their moves, every step they make, salvage food. Always keep a scoped sniper on them - And that i'd just steal.
They would never know i was there.

But once they made it to the garden party.
It's all about me.

>>729076519
- OR rather, a yard where there was a garden party before everyone on Earth but us three died.

>>729060437
360 and walk away
then an hero outa here

>>729076519
I thought this would be after you befriend them. You just run in from the woods, punch them, shoot them and run away?

>>729076165
I would just feel relieved. In the end, it's about me, but it isn't.

It's about the death of intellectualism and free thinking. It's about killing something that killed other people, and in particular they killed the idea that you can say and do what you feel like.

That's why i would kill them. It isn't about how much they do or don't know better.
It's about how much they SHOULD know better.

So i feel i have a right to do it.
Wars have been fought over less plenty of the time.

>>729076598
I was about to say, not much chance for a garden party after the world has ended

>>729076719
Why would i run? There's no one left to punish me.

>>729073573
This guy's makes a pretty good point. When you're literally the last man on Earth you shouldn't have to try that hard.

>>729076846
I think they would just fucking go and hang out there, sentimentality and all.

eat and fuck all day who cares about the future

>>729076814
So do you give a big speech before you execute them? Don't say anything? Listen to them plead and beg to be let go?

>>729065840
wew lad

>>729077375
They'd get it.

Wouldn't have to say anything. Just a double execution.

>>729077228
This. You're doomed no matter what and you'll never repopulate. Just go out with a bang; so to speak.

>>729061358
Why would you assume they're gay lol

You're backwards as fuck dude

>>729077594
At least fuck the corpses when you're done.

>>729060437
use them for creating a inbred family

>>729060437
I wanna fuck the one on the right so badly

>>729073573
hahahaha rekt

>>729062156
I'm pretty sure that's just GabeN with long hair...

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>>729075035
The lesbian smiles before a complete stranger executes her? What?

>>729078161
How come?

>>729078329
Well, as close as they can.
I think of their meeting-face scowl as a smile, tbh.

>>729062509
That's why you give them each a good punch to the face first. Jeez it's like you've never raped two bitches before. What are you, new?

>>729060437
It depends on their personnalities.

The one on the right looks like she's saying, "You fat fuck! There's not even fried chicken or ice cream on the buffet!"

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>>729078518
I think fatty could take a bunch of punches, but good luck clocking skinny just once without just knocking her out

>>729067326
Women by and large have no idea how to handle physical confrontation. Once the violence starts they usually just collapse into tears and begging.

>>729078660
how so?

>>729078682
That is pie and ice cream though.

>>729061358
wow what an autismo

>>729060571
I'd rather kill them and die than let them teach future generations about feminism and how patriarchy is what caused the nuclear war.

>>729078737
One straight punch to the nose and she'd by a quivering pile of blubber and tears.

>>729078737
I'd just backhand skinny to the ground and then her fear would prevent her from acting up ever again.

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In a perfect world I find a magic Valut-Tec lab with all kinds of crazy tech that lets me clone both girls and subject them to all sorts of dehumanizing transformations and medical experiments.

>>729079133
Which one?

ill fuck the fat one and kill the skinny one because the fat one is thicc

>>729076519
headshots?

Fuck them both a lot. I like em fat and skinny dyke looking. Both would please me greatly.

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Being this guy? Seriously?

>>729079712
I was talking about the fat bitch, but really either of them. Women are poorly equipped to handle physical assault, and SUPER bad at functioning through pain.

>>729063328
I like that picture.

>>729080659
moar about how you'd beat them up, especially from a woman beating expert

>>729075057
Think in that case you've to just keep inbreeding you'll probably end up back to Neanderthals levels but humanity could survive

Chicks always talk about how they can handle pain way better than men, but every month they whine for days about period cramps and how much pain they're in and need to be pampered. I got hit by a car and needed a partial joint replacement in my shoulder. I missed half a day of work from the accident, and then six months later I took a Friday off for the surgery and was back on Monday. Didn't. Whine. Once.

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Same cumdumpsters?

>>729080893
I had a girlfriend who liked to scream and shout and throw things. I'd been in a co-ed kickboxing class and had noticed that when sparring with a first year started, if you just LOOKED like you were going to throw a punch or kick they'd shrink back start whimpering or even outright crying. Eventually all the women had to be paired with other women so they wouldn't freak out. Cont..

>>729081624
So I didn't pay to much attention to my then gf having her little fits until one day she randomly threw a glass at the back of my head and actually hit me with it. I stood up and walked over to her and cocked my arm back with a closed fist. She literally pissed herself. She was begging "please, no, I'm sorry, it was an accident!" So I calmed down and said "The next time you get violent with me, I will defend myself." Cont...

>>729060437
The one on the right can be gussied up. The one on the left is just goofy looking no matter what.

>>729082057
Eventually she persuaded herself that I was bluffing and was too nice of a guy to hurt her. So we were having an argument and she grabbed her laptop and hit me across the face with it. I lost my shit, slapped her across her lower jaw (which spun her around) and then headlocked her, cutting off blood flow to her jugular and carotid. Once she started to go limp I hit her on the top of the head with my elbow, so any bruising would be covered by her hair. Cont..

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>>729082209
Dress fatty like a pig or cow for humiliating fun!

>>729082594
So, back to the women in this picture. An elbow strike to the lower jaw is a good opener. Lateral if you just want to disorientat her, rising vertical will put her on the ground. Her weight will cause her head to whip against the ground with a LOT of force, probably giving her a concussion. Mix that with it being her first time being really hit, and she's got the fear and is out of the game for 20 easy. Cont...

>>729062509
thats what handcufs are for

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>>729083050
my boner is rising

>>729060437
I'd fuck the boy in the dress to start.
I'd restrict fatty ' diet until she at least had a fuckable body.

>>729066582
how would you find that fat ho's cunt? end up fucking a skin roll

>>729083318
throw flour on her and fuck the wet spot

>>729063328
Women are worthless on their own.
A couple modern women would die in days/weeks without a man.
Without society at large, their instincts would take over and they'd be desperate for your attention.
Even some of you fat/sloppy/short/weird fuckers.

>>729060437
Lets just say that they would not have a good time.

>>729083409
Ha! flour dipper

>>729083050
As for the skinny one, just punch her once in the nose. Not too hard, just enough to whip her head back and start her eyes tearing. Slug her in the stomach while she's blinded, and move around to her back once she's doubled over. Grab her by the hair and kick the back of her knees. Now she's on all fours. Rip her pants down/dress up, and you can rape the fuck out of her while keeping an eye on fatty. If fatty starts to get up throw an elbow at the back of skinny's head to knock her flat, and the kick her HARD in the tailbone. Cont...

>>729060437
fuck the skinny one while grabbing the fatties tits while blindfolded

>>729060437
Find one of the nukes left, and kill myself or them...

>>729060437
Have the skinny one ride me while the fat one smothers my face with her huge tits. Joy for all

>>729062156
>bill the butcher shirt

Thats badass, i'd fuck

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>>729083613
Do you punch OP's dykes with full force, enough to break noses or knock out teeth, or do you pull your punches?

>>729083765
Who is blindfolded? You or fatty?

>>729083613
Fatty should be shaking and crying in absolute terror. Tell her to sit the fuck down or you'll "make it worse". If she doesn't sit back down grab her by the throat. The standard human reflex is to grab the arm of the choking hand. Once she's distracted with that, raise up your foot and stomp it straight down on her kneecap like you were trying to snap a big stick in half. That whole leg is now useless. Tell her to watch, and if she looks away you'll kill her friend skinny. Cont...

>>729081186
only 2 and 4 are even worth the spunk

>>729060437
I'd have fatty plop her big ass right down on skinny's face. Skinny has to eat fatty's ass out while I throat fuck fatty. Once I am good and hard, fatty lays on her back and skinny rides her face until she comes while I fuck fatty in the ass and nut inside of her. Skinny then has to eat my cum out of fatty's ass.

>>729084108
Depends on what you want to accomplish. Rabbit punches are generally enough to paralyze non-combat-trained women with fear.

>>729084034
*accidentally slit fatty's shirt while she's tied to a wooden block as your stage magician's apprentice, revealing her pale fat udders to you and the crowd*

"WHOOPSIE DAISY!"

surgically graft fatty's tits onto the half decent looking flat chest.