Do any of you guys know if low budget horse stalls have security

>>729058653
No but i tried to fuck a toaster once

>>729058653
ceiling fan?

>>729058653
>jerk a mare off
mares are females, I guess you meant stallion

>>729058653
I hope you try to fuck a mare and get every single rib shattered or maybe your face caved in. A horse hoof wiĺl do either nicely.

>>729058653
What a dumb fuck question

>>729058653

What is this, fucking simcity 3000?
Is "low budget horse stall" a kind of building that always spawns with the same exact characteristics?

For fuck's sake how are strangers on the internet supposed to know if your local goddamned horse stall has cameras?
Are you fucking retarded?

>>729059080
I guess I did lmao

>Did any of you guys ever do a simmilar thing?
No,can't say that I have but you better get pictures for us faggot

>>729058653
why do you feel the need to do this op?

>>729058653
A guy did that sort of close by where I live. He got caught. Owner called the cops.

Weird fuck is still in prison. He got 10 years. Good luck, faggot.

>>729059406
moar?

No, low budget horse will not have cameras. Go get em' cowboy. I mean, horseboy...

Most likely they will have motion sensor lights around. Dusk to dawn lights near the entrances. As soon as you enter the horses might start making lots of noise so try not to spook them depending on how close the stable/house is to each other. Generally no a "low budget" horse stable won't have cameras. Look at the implement equipment on the property. If new equipment it is a higher chance of cameras.

Tldr; its worth the risk anon.

>>729059234
>key to starting a good thread
-ask something mind numbingly retarded and then act like you genuinely mean it. This is known in the industry as "bait". Also act apologetic when people say you're stupid. Phrases such as "but I'm not hurting anyone" work well. Bonus points if you laugh when you're supposed to be offended and english "isn't your first language"

>>729059521
Bull fucking shit. You don't get 10 years for jerking a damn horse off. You probably get trespassing and some other lame charge for jerking the horse.

>>729059406
because horse porn gets me off

Stay gold ponyboy.

>>729059665
If they catch you in that situation you will be charged with everything the judge can think of. Weird how you ask and are then suddenly an expert on law

>>729059840
Maybe you should consider suicide?

>>729059916
I did actually
But to pussy for it

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>>729060018
surprise

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>>729059842
>this got me

>>729059665
>>729059885
>this
animal abuse, breaking and entering, trespassing, etc

>>729059655
k thanks

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>>729059665
No.. Beatiality is illegal you fucking moron. And the shit was all over my local news.
The shithead got 10 years.

Stop trying to defend a horsefucker

>>729058653

>jerk a mare off

Fucking retard

>>729060417
make sure to check the "budget indicator" on you're way in. Its like the terrorism threat level wheel but is usually located somewhere near the door and titled "budget". You're looking for red or orange. Avoid anything yellow and above

>>729060662
yea I meant stallion sorry

>>729059664
Fuck I forgot the most important one
>>729060414
Always agree with the person who assists you

So can we have a beast thread now?

>>729059665
horse fucking is called buggery. its considered higher tier than murder for the mental delinquent factor.

>>729061510
Sounds good to me

>>729061638
Please be less retarded and post horse porn.

>>729060417
Not in all states. Posting the act on the internet is most everywhere though.

Shit thread OP. I mean I killed it but still. Here I am with my dick in my hand and nothing to show for it

Iam in to mares, do you know some good sites?

>Reprobate animal fuckers near me

Go away

>>729059176
this guy has a great point

dont do it

horses are extremly dangerous if you approach them from behind

jack a stallion from the side? you will probably be fine, but im not an expert. research first

i dont believe that they have any security cams
if they do, the probably have them also outside. i`d scout the location first, just to be sure.
(for example: go there and ask, what riding lessons cos, because your little sisters bday is coming up; or smthing); just so you see the whole stable first

go take that horse dick op

>>729062169
they dont do riding lessons. Its a pension stall.

>>729062169
Naw, the side of a stallion is not a safe place to be. You can still be kicked and bitten.

>>729062763
so I guess ill try from behind and be very carefull at first. Maybe get a stick and look how the horse reacts

>>729058653
/b/ may have just gone full retard. I want to read the ER report.

>>729062996
maybe give him some food

>>729062996
Lol, behind is an even worse place to be.
Don't poke strange horses.
Not with a stick and not with your cock.
I'm not saying horse Fucking is bad, I do it all the time. Just don't try stuff like that with other people's animals.

>>729058653
>jack a mare off

2 reasons in that sentence that you're a fucking idiot.

>>729062010

>>729062996
dont! as i said, its extremly dangerous

just get creative for the alabi to see the stable from the inside.

>>729064754
Thought this was a horse thread, not A ylyl thread

>>729059080
My sides !!!

>>729058653
Why don't you just go fuck a chicken

>>729063112
They are probably newfags who just heard or read about mr hand....

>jerk a mare off

>>729058653
if you were a real horse fucker you'd know to use a mask and not worry about cameras. bait. sage.

>>729065632
No.
A real horse Fucker would have his own horses.

>>729065151
maybe she s a horse lover

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>>729058653
I do work at a barn, and have done it myself.
They should not have cameras installed unless they're real paranoid people.
Just wear a god damn mask if you're gonna make an attempt and check for cameras when you're there.

>>729058653
How does one jerk a mare (female) off?

>>729066147
Flick her bean

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>>729066147

OP is a faggot.

>>729065791
Nah.
A real horse Fucker would use his mastery of conjuration (given to him by being a virgin for 40+ years) and summon a succubi mare before his very eyes and engage in the interspecial coitous

>>729066695
That would be an incubus though.

>>729066984
Depends on what sexual organ your heart desires, but you're right.

>>729062996
Start where it can see you. It's about trust. Approach slowly, carefully. Then, offer her your hand. If she seems calm, try to gently touch her muzzle, see how she reacts. If no sudden movements, use a balled up fist to move slowly down her neck, across her back, so you can get behind her. This way, she knows where you are, and your fist is balled so she doesn't think it's a claw or talon. This all decreases your chances of getting kicked, but doesn't guarantee it. Slower and gentler you are, the better. Pay attention to her reactions. If she doesn't want, she's dangerous, and you should find another. Best of luck