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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country,

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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.

Thy digits decideth thy rank.

Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = King
Sexts = Pope

Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester

Three trips and we ride to Mecca.

DEUS VULT
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put me on the front lines, infantry pls
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>>729057488
I'm still pissed off about the whole Constantinople thing.
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Deus vult?
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Plz Satan Knight
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DEUS VULT
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rolling for knight, let us dine on enemy Saracens this day
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>>729057800
hang the saracen filth by his feet and slice his abdomen open.
DEUS VULT!
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Rollz
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>>729057488
check theese digits infantry peasants
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>>729057800
kill the filth!!
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Could it be?
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rolling deus vult
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>>729058030
filthy Saracen shall be burned alive, nailed to a cross!
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>>729058070
burn him nail him on the cross
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>>729057488
roll
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Rollski
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roll
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allah
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I have to fulfill my duty. DEUS VULT !!!
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desu vult
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Deus Vult!
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>>729058554
so close...
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Killing saracens
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>>729058630
>>729058640
>>729058670
Human centipede.
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>>729058640
>>729058630
BURN THEM ALIVE
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>>729058810
this:>>729058824
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>>729058630
>>729058640
>>729058670
Looks like we're gonna die lads
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hey guys, just passing through
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Deus Vult!
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deus vult mah boi
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>>729058833
What do I get then?
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>>729058630
>>729058640
>>729058670
>>729058810
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They see me rolling
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>>729057488
Deus D E F I N I T E L Y Vult
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May I be forever in Gods grace.
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Front lines lord kek, please. Unless your wisdom see's other wise
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Deus Vult!
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Deus
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Trips get
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deus vult
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LEEROY JENKINS
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>>729057488
Going for Knight
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>Hold my beer
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Now before royalty
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rolling for my boy Urban II
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reroll for promotion to captain
DEUS VULT!
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kewl dewd
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>>729057488
To the Mecca!
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>>729057488
Burn the heretics !
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I have arrived
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DEUS VULT
E
U
S
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>>729057488
>>729057899
>>729058833
>>729059022

4 Captains
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Deus vult
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court jester ftw
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>>729057488
R09l
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Deus vult, my fellow brothers
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deus vult
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>>729057488
I AM POPE YES!?
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>>729057488
Deus Vult!
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TAKE BACK THE HOLY LAND
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>>729060580
Typical filthy saracen is typical.

You shall join the centipede with the others.
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>>729060580
Hung, drawn, and quartered. DEUS VULT
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Time to purge some heritics
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REMOVE KEBAB
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rollie
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Deus vult
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>>729057488
quads get
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>>729057488
roll
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Roll. Deus vult!
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Rolling for the glory of DEUS
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DUES VULT!
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>>729060790
>>729060830
To the centipede with you lot.
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my life is urs
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>>729057488
Reincarnation of Charlemagne rollin
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North Korea
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BY THE POPE !
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Jewish vermin!!
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>>729057488
mecca is their holy land, not ours..
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>>729057488
Alright everyone this crusade is over, everyone go home.
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>>729057488
Sexts GET
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DEUS VULT \[T]/
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deus vult 4 life
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>>729061300
gotdamn saracen officer. kill it with fire.
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>>729061297
That is why we must take it. We can eradicate the vermin at their source!
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>>729061820
Death by trampling.
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Kill Saracen terrorists, rolling
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DEUS VULT
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>>729062140
time for a public beheading for this saracen
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>>729057488
Roll
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roulroul
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Rollingg
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Da Pacem Domine
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>>729057488
niggaaa
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>>729057488
Rrrrrrollin
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>>729062590
quarter this heathen
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>>729057488
rolll
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>>729057488
/roll
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>>729062777
well fuck, guess it is time to take over jerusalem
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I have been waiting for ever I'm ready
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>>729057488
try
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>>729062777
A holy knight is in our midst

DEUS VULT
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Time for some autism
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Duece vault!
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>>729057488
lets do this!
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Deus vult!
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>>729057488
DEUS VULT!
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>>729057488
Captain get
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Saladin was a cool dude
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>>729057488
My body is ready
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>>729057488
Deus Vult

Αβε Μαρία
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deus vult, brethren
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>>729063822
Alrighty men. Captain Greaves, reporting for duty.
The battle plan is simple:
Throw pictures of attractive females at the enemy. They cannot tolerate the lewdness of our women. The more sweaty and salacious the photo, the more it works.
Get to it men.
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DEUS VULT
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deus vult
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Filthy saracens
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>>729057488
Infantry get
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DEUS VULT
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>>729064430
KILL IT
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Kill the saracens, reclaim Jerusalem
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>>729064227
Have at thee, vile swine!
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>>729063990
Public hanging
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Infantry roll
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Leroy Jenkins!
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Rolls
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>>729064340
DESTROY THE FILTH
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>>729064740
>>729064760
SARACENS
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>>729057488
Lets go
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>>729064740
>>729064760
Die
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If I join the crusade what do I get
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>>729064740
>>729064760
Decapitation.
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Dues vult
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Roll? Roll.
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>>729064999
OH HOLY KNIGHT OF GOD, LEAD US TO VICTORY!
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Ayy
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roll for the holy land
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rolleth
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>>729062980
SLIT ITS THROAT
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>>729065044
Dues vult, captain.
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>>729065090
Public Judas cradle.
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>>729065090
Gas chamber time
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>>729065120
Hung, drawn, and quartered.
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>>729065260
same for you sacaren
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>>729057488
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>>729065120
Deportation until death.
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>>729057488
king get
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Knight
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jerusalem here we come
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>>729057488
DEUS VULT
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>>729065138
Deus vult. And please brother, call me Captain Henson.
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Crusade you say?
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>>729065920
Lightbulb in pooper.
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>>729064999
>>729062777
We merely need one more knight and we can take their land.
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>>729066516
GET
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>>729057488
GOD IS GREATER!!!
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rollll
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Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult Deus Vult
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FOR GOD AND COUNTRY
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>>729057488
People
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Deus Vult! Gott mit uns!
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deus vult
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WE SOON MARCH NOT ONLY ON JERUSALEM, WE ALSO TAKE THEIR HOLY LAND OF THE MECCA! DEUS VULT DEAR BROTHERS! SOON WE SHALL ERADICATE THE VERMIN AT THE SOURCE.

-Captain Henson
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Im da popo
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Jerusalem is rightful jewish land!
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>>729066900
Death by fire.
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>>729057488
Lets ride
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ROLLIN FOR ANYTHING BUT POPE
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>>729057488
Roll for King!
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>>729067550
Live burial.
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lets go
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>>729062777
Sick get. Check mine....
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>>729057488
Sir trips reporting in, time to slay some saracen filth!
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rollolololo
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>>729068095
Roll over
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put me in the front lines brothers
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>>729057488
Rolling for pope, coz the pope smokes dope
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>>729062777
>>729064999
WE GOT TWO KNIGHTS, WHERE'S OUR THIRD KNIGHT???

ROLLING FOR DEUS VULT
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Deus Volt!!!
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THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
>roll
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>>729057488
roll tide
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>>729057488
DEUS VULT, Call the Pope!!
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>>729057488
Is this girl too young to be wearing this? http://www.swingeer.com
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>>729057488
nice
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>>729057488
we attack the muslims
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>>729057488
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>>729068388
Right here faggot, let's fuck shit up.
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>>729057488
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Fuck
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Deus vult, Ave Maria!
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DEUS VULT
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Deus roll
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>>729057488
Papa bless me.
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DEUS VULT!
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>>729057488

DEUS VULT!
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>>729057488
>>
aids

want: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
http://store.steampowered.com/app/578080/

ID: KAIIRU
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KAIIRU/
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>>729069960
Peel his skin off and anoint him with sewer water
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>>729057488
Roller
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>>729057488
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I'll roll for that
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RolleriVULT
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Roll for anti pope
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I'd love to join, let's liberate the holy land!
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>>729057488
>tfw you will never die defending jerusalem
why even live
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>>729057488
Knight me!
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Deus Vult!
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Kneel before me!
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>>729072054
>pic
Vegan knight?
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Deus fucking vult
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Deus Vult
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bam bam lets go
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>>729057488
I do like me some crusadin'.
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>>729072230
>>729070900
Gladiatorial battle. Winner gets a quick death.
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>>729057488
You give me a command and I'll have war with the Saudis and make it look like their fault in less than 6 weeks.
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Step aside, peasants.
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filius canis
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>>729057488
Deus Vult
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deus vult
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>>729057488
I demand to be on the frontlines.
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Rollerino
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Jesus
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"/a/ was a mistake."
/a/-Anime & Manga
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>>729057488
Deus vult!
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r0llin
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>>729057488
will this be a mordern crusade?
or shal'eth i not bring my mashinegun?
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Devs vult
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Rolling for gf
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Hello
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roll, infantry would b good anyways
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all hail Pope XVI
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>>729073278
>will this be a mordern crusade?
of course, bring what you want
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DEUS VULT
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shall i try again? im a real bloodline of the templars
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9 ball
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I HAVE DESCENDED CHILDREN
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>>729057488
666 GET, BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF SATAN!
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I'm a heathen
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>>729057488
Kek Vult
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rolling
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DEUS VULT!
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>>729057488
gibe pope please
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>>729075060
let him die happy of old age with a loving family
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GOD WILLS IT
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To Outremer.
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>>729057488
Deus vult.
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I Crusadeth.
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>>729076144
I GOT IT, I GOT MY DUBS! FINALLY, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!
I SHOWED YOU DAD! I FUCKING GOT DUBS
CHECK THEM CHEKC THEM CHEM THE!!!!!
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>>729076144
Leggo my dubs faggot.
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>>729057488
checkem captain
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I will lead us.
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Deus Vult/.
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Hai guise.
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>>729076636
So close to quads kek
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Deus Vult
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>>729057488
Peasents respect me
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Deus Vult!
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>>729057488
rawl
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>>729057488
We will take Jerusalem!
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we must retake the holy land
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>>729077180
wait shit
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DEUS VULT!
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>>729077180
Have to read Snapchat articles until death
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>>729077180
Boil this one in burning oil!
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Heil the pope
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>>729057488

Lord, Bless me with knighthood so I may slay your foes!
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DEUS VULT!
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Ave Maria!
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Mecca get
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>>729062777
>>729064999

ONE MORE TRIPS FOR MECCA RAPE
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>>729077573

rerolling for glory
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DEUS FUCKING VUUUUUUUUULT!
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