We are Kinnat, Laufey and Margrét from legendary poetic pos

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tour plan

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live

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live topless

100 euro if the ginger takes it in the ass

>>729056268

we can arrange for that but only with condom
name is margrét

i have 25 cents and some skittles, can i get the succ?

>>729056576

skittles are great but no ahaha

>>729056457
Cool... lets see a sample

50 Euro for a picture with 'Brandyn' across your tits

>>729056709
i didnt wanna give you the skittles anyway, fuck u

>>729056647
Are those your tits Margret? If so damn I'm definitely fucking you when you go to Lisbon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnpG9PkYv14

>>729056960

yes those are mine
Kinnats and Laufeys are way smaller

>>729056743

we dont do porn we are artists but we need gas money...

>>729057426
You should reply to the email I sent you

>post-punk
FUCKING NOT KVLT

>>729056772

oka but you have to pay in advance on bandcamp we dont have here in porto at the moment and we can only shower tomorrow after the next show so I will have to go on stage with Brandyn across my boobs and thats a serious commitment that I dont risk for free..

>>729057846

its not about cult its about poetic expression!!

>>729058256
this is poetic expression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwL6Qx9ezHQ

>>729058182
Whos this?

>>729058538
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwL6Qx9ezHQ

ok..

>>729057426
>>729057715

I guess you don't want to come be my sex doll in Lisbon?

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>>729058651

we are Kælan Mikla

>>729058826

we will sometime
Laufey does e-mail stuff but she is with a customer right now so I cant ask

>>729059064
Alright, after seeing those nice tits I want to put my mouth all over them

>>729058826

you like the thought of treating a member of Kælan Mikla like a sex doll? :)

>>729059448

ahahaha
sucking and touching is usually priced at 5€

>>729059638
Tbh I treat all girls I fuck like one and they love it.

>>729059737
I'm not just going to suck on your tits.

>>729059799

I'm not used t it but I will comply...

what else do you have planned or it a secret?

You know you're a shit band when you have to get your tits out.

I listened to your music by the way, please stop.

>>729060070
I'll have you choke on my cock, forcing it down your throat as far as you can take it. Get it nice and wet before I push you up against the wall fucking you from behind while I pull your head back with your hair and choke you with my other hand.

I love being rough

>>729060804

no we wont stop
s Kælan Mikla we are great even though we're going through some rough times at the moment..

>>729061226
I'll send you $600 if you cancel your tour date for Vienna. No joke.

>>729061105

I only llow choking if I trust the other person so lets hope we get along :p
but an italian did something similar to Kinnat earlier today and she passed out for a moment

>>729061596
Well I'm not going to choke you till you pass out, that's a bit beyond what I'm interested in.

I'm pretty laid back, obviously we should just chill beforehand.

>>729061852

ok that sounds reasonable^^

>>729061943
I'll even let you shower afterwards

>>729062083

oh god I wish you were here with your shower right now we are sooo smelly at the moment

>>729062262
What would you do for a shower right now?

btw we got beaten at a stripping contest for money two days ago by a 40 year old woman can you believe it??
I mean Kælan Mikla beaten by a 40 year old stripper with saggy tits? maybe we was too drunk I dunno..

>>729062687

I'd suck dick or give boobjob, I'd even get praded around topless in public

>>729062803
Fuck, even if you turn out to be fake your replies are just hilarious

>>729062954
I wish I had someone here eager like you to suck my dick right now

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>>729063009

>>729063148
That just proves you are a human being posting.

>>729063243

compare it with the boobyone above, jólasveinn

>>729063485
Yeah I meant more so that it doesn't really prove you're the cute redhead ofc

>>729063648

now you're saying redhead instead of ginger I like^^

>>729063009

yes its hilarious that we lost!!
fuckers even dropped us in the dumpster behind the strip club to sleep off the booze

>>729055925
Já ömurleg hljómsveit, en honestly dreptu þig bara bitra barn

>>729063839
>jólasveinn
google showed pictures of santa, not sure what u were implying here

>>729063839
don't think i've used ginger before, only said redhead

>>729063947
in the dumpster? i have a hard time believing that tbh

>>729064287
>Já ömurleg hljómsveit, en honestly dreptu þig bara bitra barn


farðu í rassgat

>>729064298

I have hard time believing we didnt win that contest...

>not in the netherlands

well fuck you then

>>729064953
voor de 'muziek' hoef je het niet te doen haha

>>729065105
Ja maar die rooie ziet er wel goed uit en nederlandse wijven doen gvd niks kinky

looking forward to see you in viper room. need your contact details!

I would love to let you taste my cock. Any shows in Belgium ?

>>729065270
je moet ze ook gewoon geven zoals je wilt, niet vragen maar doen, nederlandse wijven dan.

En ja die rooie heeft wel lekkere tieten ook, die mag ik ook wel

>>729055925
>We are saggy, ugly, and fat from some shitty band

Fixed that for you.

>>729065620
Ah man, zo vaak geprobeerd en krijg alleen gejank terug, ben er wel klaar mee, 1x een chick gehad via tinder die een keer wat kinky deed maar die OD'de op xtc, domme slet, 8 pillen in een avond kan niemand aan

>>729065854
Damn das wel kut vriend, ik zoek ook meer buitenlanders op. Veel leuker ook vind ik om in t engels te praten tijdens, net porno haha.

8 pillen godverdomme hoe kapot hard wil je dan wel niet gaan, echt dom, misschien maar beter zo

>>729066042
Ja op tinder vind ik ook wel de toeristenchicks, zit zelf in utrecht dus amsterdam is mooi om de hoek. Ze vinden het altijd geweldig om dagje met een local op te trekken en daarna volgeblaft te worden, morgen ook weer een finse aan het stokkie rijgen

>>729065331

cool see you there!
just approach us before/after show dont be shy

>>729065640

well maybe our boobs are a little saggy so what??

>>729066251
Nice, ik kom uit de buurt van Den Haag dus sowieso al veel studenten van overal en nergens. Tijdje in US gestudeerd en nu in Portugal, overvloed aan chicks die niet nederlanders zijn.

Finnen zijn nice

>>729066676
Netjes ouwe, ben jaloers man. Ik ben kok, vinden de meesten wel sexy beroep, keertje koken en ze druipen weg uit hun stoel, haha

Ah dammit, being in America sucks right now! Are all the women in Europe this beautiful?

>>729066845
Nice koken is echt tof maar ik ben denk niet gemaakt voor de hectiek in de keuken. Zeker een waardevolle skill wat chicks betreft haha

>>729058182
Who's in the middle?? That's one good looking roastie

>>729067430
Leer het voor thuis, goed koken is een skill waar je veel vrienden en familie ook blij mee maakt!

Werk al sinds mn 14e in de horeca, dus de hectiek ben ik wel aan gewend

>>729066879
oh no my man...a fair number are alright but the majority are true troglodytes

>>729067570
Ja ik doe et wel regelmatig hoor, vind t ook zeker leuk om te doen. Mis alleen wel een beetje mn eigen keuken en spullen hebben. Heb daar alleen gedeeld met een hoop studenten en dan kan je je wel voorstellen hoe et er af en toe bij staat..

ik ga slapen, hf morgen en tot ooit

>>729067538

thats Kinnat

>>729055925
>We are Kinnat, Laufey and Margrét from legendary poetic post-punk band Kælan Mikla!!
All I see are some ugly ho's on some dick craving tour. Probably to ugly to find customers where they live so they have to travel arround Europe and find /b/ virgins to get the money they need.

>>729068039
Herkenbaar, tijden in een studentenhuis geleefd, alles smerig, moest echt weg daar man, zoek je eigen stekkie, word je veel blijer van

>>729068119
Yo why no Netherlands? Looked up your music and I dig it

>>729068344

we need more money to finance NL tour but we will come round some time I promise :)

>>729068590
Ah damn that sucks, not even visiting in between concerts?

>>729068119
Nice. Would happily pay to penis that, but your tour isn't coming to Australia

>>729055925
Y'all are fucking gorgeous. If you were anywhere near me I would "contribute".

so many stupid newfags falling for this obvious bs

>>729055925

Damn, its a shame you ain't coming to the UK. If you ever do though, we'll treat you good

>>729055925
>post-punk
Kys fag

This sure is some /mu/-tier autism.

Timestamp this shit cunt